<Brett> Ring.... Ring.... Ring.... "Yay! You've called the 
  Takeuchi bike shop! We're open late on weekends and just 
  LOOOOOOVE working for you!  Our staff is very friendly and - 
  Oh no! Why are these skirts so short?  Sorry about that.  
  Come on down; you'll be sure to see something you like! Tee 
  hee!"
<Brett> "Hee hee. I love working here!"
<Brett> "Hm? For what?"
<Brett> "Ooooooo... That sounds so romantic! And I know just 
  where we can go, too!   Oops, customer.  See you later!"
<Brett> *click*