=Akemi to Kaede= [The phone is picked up!] Seductive Female voice: "Hiiii... you've reached the all night chatline. Let's... talk for a while." *giggle* "Oh, this is the right number. This is... my... number." "I'm sure you'd like to have a nice time, right, boy?" "I'm afraid your house has been converted into a different house. A house of love." "Oh, fine. Spoilsport." ( And yes, her voice sounds more natural now :P ) "Awwww.... Little ol' me? You were thinking of me! That's so sweet!" "Well.... Yeah." "It's ok! I had to do a photoshoot earlier anyhow." "Well.... yeah. Someone's got to." "Well THAT's a silly question." "Sure it... hey, did you know I can get this place jam packed just by pulling down on my collar a little? Bet sales would go through the roof if I took my top off." "But it's a nice subject! Got a video phone? Watch and I'll test it!" "Awww... If you can't see me, that takes most of the fun out of it." "It's about time you got back! Honestly..." "Leaving a girl hanging like that... Let me guess, it's a feeeeemale friend?" "Yeah... about that." "And watch your language. Sheesh." "Oh... Well, THAT isn't good." "Is she okay?" "But she's okay?" "I mean, you sound awfully concerned about her." Akemi's voice becomes less playful, all of a sudden. "I know you are, because you've been ignoring all the other women around you lately." "Well, you do anything you can to keep from looking at my chest..." "None of the other guys ignore it." "But anyway... There's that other girl, the poor one who had the misfortune of having dinner at your place. She came by to see you, but you weren't around. She seemed a little disappointed." "Just for a little while. She seemed sad that I worked here." "I don't know. Maybe because she doesn't have much on top?" "Well, I work for you, don't I?" [Sigh.] "Kaede, you don't understand girls' feelings at all." "Anyhow... There's also another girl you've been negecting." "Who do you think?" "After you tried to kill her?" "Well geez, Kaede. What did you think?" "She told me what happened. Could you have made it any worse?" "Give me a break. I hate to be so blunt, Kaede, but...." "I mean, first you say you were almost killed, then you babble about some elevator, which you were at for some reason but you're not sure why. Then you babble about not caring if some lady comes after you..." "THEN you demand a wrench. And when she won't listen to you, you keep demanding it, and... Why didn't you just say, 'HEY! I want to bash your skull in!'" "Well DUH!" "Not that... Jeez, poor girl showed up at my place crying, and not a thing with her besides the clothes on her back." "The smart thing to do would be not even try to explain it and avoid this mess entirely." "I've managed. And look! I'm famous!" "I think you need help dealing with people. ESPECIALLY with dealing with girls. No offense, but you've got as much tact as swiss cheese." "Evidently not." "Is not! It's because you're afraid of me." "Yes you are." "That's because I'm good at it!" "I'm pleasant to look at." "'Cause you can imagine? But seriously, it's not just me." "I think you're scared of everyone. Morso because they don't have big chests." "Because guys like them!" "Me." "Are you saying you don't like it?" "Awww..." "Well, I've got a nice voice, too." "Oh. Well, let me just say, then... Don't be so scared of people, or they'll be scared of you." "Then start appreciating my assets more!" =And then to Katie= *Giggle* "Hiya! It's me!" "Of course! I'd never use implants!" "What's up?" "Huh?" "Ahh! That's bad! I'm sorry!" "Okay! I'll.... um... How will I know?" "Um.... Okay! I'll try!" "Sure!" "In the mean time, rest up! And get attention. Lots of attention. It's good for you!" =And back to Kaede= "And so the secret is to bounce a lot. That always gets lots of eyes looking at- oh, hi again Kaede!" "Oh, I just wanted to share some tricks of the trade; that's all." "That's what YOU'RE supposed to do to me!" "Hm?" "Awww... That sounds like a request!" "I bet you're saying that because you want to see me." "Hmmmm... Okay." "Sure." "Ugh. I'd hate to be replaced. Imagine all my fans staring at someone else's body!... Oh, right, no teasing." "You just did!" "I guess." "'Cause I like it when people appreciate me. That was a dumb question." "But if I want you to stare and you avoid it, it's not respectful, is it?" "Besides, Satoshi avoids it too." "Sure!" *Tsk* "You still have a lot to learn about girls, Kaede. Oh well! See ya!" *click*