[Day: Thursday. Time: 7:55 PM, Tokyo Standard] ( 'Cause you're not here yet :P ) ( Chelsea's turned into Calvin! ) z.z [Everyone is in the clubroom, except for Calvin, Vicki, and Chelsea. And Lieu, but it should be obvious that he's not coming back by now :P. Nakamura has not arrived yet, it seems.] * Miyu is asleep, as usual. z.z Hi everyone! What'd I miss? * Norii taps at her PDA. (::signs "Hey, gimme a +, Brett."::) H...hi. ( Chelsea's sign is ineffective, because she's not here. ) Hi there Fairy-or-whatever-the-hell-you-are boy! ... * Norii looks up. ( And thus, a suitable replacement for the Vsaelod running gag was created ) Yeah, did you ever explain what you are? I knew I shouldn't have had 5 candy bars before I came! I'm not a fairy. I'm not an elf. And I'm definitely NOT a melty jar. -_-;; ... melty jar? 'Cuz I want to know what it is I'm trying to date. It's.. a hobbit! ( Youkai = Melt = Jar ) (That's "Vsaevolod", Miyu.) * Norii whaps Eoi. That must be it. Hobbit. ( Meh ) * Hikaru turns red. Ouch. (^_^) ( Miyu gets eaten for mispronouncing the name. ) ( Wah! ) Ok. How about... Mime? No... Gnome?... no.. I'm some sort of Youkai. I don't really know much about my families history. Ah. ("Huh? Hickaroo?") * Hikaru shrugs. ( It can also = ghost, I think ) ( Heh ) ( Nah. THis one is much more funny. ^_^ ) ( Faeries! ) ( Wah. ;_; ) Just so you're not an alien. * Miyu wakes up. Anyway.. WHere the heck is Nakamura? No, I'm quite sure I'm from this planet. ^_^;; Alien? He should be here by now.. ( Did Miyu get her memory back while I was gone?!? ) What's that? ( No ) ( ... nope. ) Um...is he always this late? It's.. a being from outer space. Yes. From the stars? Oh. ( Actually, one time, you guys were early ^_^ ) Miyu: Yep. You used to be afraid of them, for some reason. ( Hush! Don't use logic on my logic! It's like matter and oil! It doesn't mix! ) ( I'm the GM. It mixes if I say so. Muahahaha! ) Hmm... Why was I afraid? We don't know - I thought you were just paranoid about them. We have no idea. Paranoid? * Norii facepalms. What do they do? [8:15. The phone rings.] Sore wa... Himitsu Desu! * Eoi answers the phone. Hello? It's the talky box again! ...talky box? Good grief. * Hikaru sweatdrops. It's called a Telephone Miyu. Telep.. Legend thingy! ( Densetsu sounds like Denwa ) Hello Mr. Nakamura. Why arn't you here? Denwa... * Miyu blinks at Eoi Hmm.. Really? That's great! Maybe we can get Calvin to stop crying. Err, do you need our help or somethin'? Himitsu... Himitsu... what's a secret? Sore wa. The sky? What do you mean Mr. Nakamura? ( Sore. Sora = Sky )_ ... Europe? * Miyu blinks. Europe? * Miyu tilts her head ( Must resist urge to beat Miyu with a stick. ) You're going to Europe? ( You're having way too much fun with amnesia, Dem. ^_^;; ) ( Fine, I'll stop the puns. ;_; ) .. Correction, You're already IN Europe. ( The "faerie" bit will suffice. >:D ) ( Now now. Don't do that... :P ) ... What are we suposda do while you're gone? ( Wah. ) *** Calli is now known as CalliMUSH ( Don't stop - just not every line, huh? ) ... Ok. Thanks Mr. Nakamura. Anything else? ... Well. He hung up. * Eoi hangs up the phone. He's in Europe, searching for a cure for Miyu's problem. ( Heh. Alright ) He leaves us no instructions whatsoever. * Miyu blinks... ...are we sure he isn't just running away? So, Who's up for Pizza? Pizza? No. No we are not. He is in Luxenbourg right now. Or so he says. Miyu: Pizza! The best food on the face of the earth! That...that's not good. He wasn't lying tho'. Yay! Food! So.. He IS in Luxenbourg. ... Well. I guess tonight is a free night. Yay! ...I suppose I could cover the cost of a pizza or two. I for one, want some Pizza. I like food! I like to eat and sleep and fly a lot! Food would be nice, I guess. This time, I'm bringing my new Naginata with me tho'. Remember what happend LAST time we wen.. oh wait, Miyu probably doesn't. ( Damn. There goes my plan to ambush you ;.; ) ? Don't you worry about it Miyu. Let's just go get us a pizza. We'll even save a few slices for Calvin! Wai! I dunno - I hate carrying. It's not... quite legal. ( Vicki can buy her own damn pizza. ) I flew today, I took a nap, and now I get to sleep! Just like Kirby! ( Heh. ) Don't take your gun if you don't want to Norii. Uh, right. ... Yes, kind of. Except you are not pink. or round. or small. ( Eoi's gonna get arrested ^_^ ) ( Miyu IS small, BTW ) ( Not quite that small, but short ) Kirby looks so cool! ( Really, officer! It's just for self defense! ) ( Not Kirby-small. and My Naginata is concilable ) Well, if something happens, I'll just have to get by with my giant intellect. ( It's concealable until you try to use it. ) Giant intellect... ( Yes, but If I use it, It'll be with some supernatural monster clawing at our necks. ) ( I think the cop'll be more worried about that, dontcha know? ((_^ ) ( Not if I do my job right ^_^ ) ( You sir, are an evil bastard. ) ( Yup ) ( What, the cop is going to kick the thing's ass? ) ( No, he'll stumble on you just after you kill it. ) ( Oh, no! The police are in league with the monsters! Wait, no... ) ( Officer, stand back! We'll handle this! *Bang. Bang Bang Bang*. Handle what? ... ) Anyway. Let's get some Pizza! ( Heh ) Wai! Newfood! We could try hitting her on the head really hard... Ne, Eoi? You wanna try explaining that to Calvin? ( Drop a flowerpot on 'er!) Point. Eoi? * Miyu flies around his head Anyway. Let us go, and buy and consume Pizza! For Great Justice. Wai! Yes Miyu? I was watching the TV... and I was wondering. Where do babies come from? ... ... ( End the scene! End the scene! ) Nori.. Dear god no. [...] ( You haven't left yet :P ) Hikaru... no, he'd blush too much.. ... Go ask Calvin! * Eoi zooms out of the room./ * Norii sneaks out after him. Okie! * Hikaru edges out quietly. Wai! Pizza! Wai! ( Demota, you are approching Brett-levels of Evilness! ) * Miyu walks out happily ( Damn. I'll have to try to stay ahead of him now. ) [You leave the club room.] ( /me wonders how long it will take for Miyu to remember that she can't communicate with Calvin. ) [Presumably, you head for the nearest pizza place] ( heh ) * Eoi walks into the Pizza place, and finds a nice booth, and sits down. Hmm.. * Miyu sits next to Eoi ( Eoi falls off the edge of the world. ) Squid. Definitely squid. ( Miyu goes with him. ) They sell tacos here? ( Squid = Tako ) ,,,' ( Must.. control.. fist of.. death.. ) ( Miyu keeps falling. ) No. Squid. Sq-ui-d. Oh. Okie. ( /me gives up on even trying to describe the bloody plane. ) ( place >.< ) ( Sorry. ^^; ) ( It's like " ( You could handle it like that movie with Kirby and Jacky Chan ) Squid and extra cheese. Everything. *** Kirby is now known as Waitress How about you Hikaru? * Waitress comes over to the table on roller-skates. Hi! Can I help you? Uh...I'm fine with whatever you guys want. We'll have two mediums - one with everything, one with squid and extra cheese. Wee! Alrighty, anything else? * Hikaru notes with some worry that since Miyu is next to Eoi, he's left with sitting with Norii. Again. ^_^;; * Norii snuggles up. I'll have a diet Pepsi. Breadsticks. * Waitress scribbles it down. "Alrighty." Is that all? Yes. * Chelsea wanders in. That's it for me. HeY! Chelsea! * Waitress skates off. "Alrighty. Back in a second." Hmm... Oi! Chelsea! Hey! Chelsea! Over here! * Eoi stands up and waves * Hikaru looks up and blinks. * Chelsea stops in mid-stride and turns to see the others. "Oh. Hey, guys." * Chelsea walks over to the table where the others sit and takes whatever seat's available. ^_^ So... what's up? We've got a squid and extra cheese and and everything pizza coming. Have a slice, won't you? So. Uhm... please don't tell me you guys are here because you got word of a demon inhabiting the pepperoni here, or something? We're on break! Yeah. Nakamura took off to Europe to find a cure for Miyu. So we're eating pizza. Nah... the old slave-driver is out of town, and we don't have anyting to do. Ah-ha. Well, that's refreshing, anyway. And I think I'll pass on the squid, but thanks. ( Shouldn't Chelsea get a voice now? ^_^;; ) *** Brett sets mode: +v Chelsea (Better. ^_^) ( I have ops. Nyah! ) ( so? We have names! ) ( The waitress would give you a name if you asked :P ) ( and we appear every week or so. ) So, what have you been up to? * Chelsea looks around for a waitress. * Waitress skates back and hands out the pizzas. "Here you are: one with everything, one with squid and extra cheese, breadsticks, and one diet Pepsi. Enjoy!" * Eoi cuts two slices... and leaves them, sticking the rest of the everything pizza on his plate. How he fits it all on his plate, I'll never be able to describe. * Norii pulls out a coule of squid-laden slices. I haven't been up to much. Finished a project early, so I fgured I'd eat out tonight. Even if it is just pizza. * Eoi begins munching on the pizza. * Hikaru takes one of the remaining everything slices. * Miyu takes some stuff. * Waitress waits to see if anyone else wants anything, hears no answer, and skates off. * Miyu munches and drinks or whatever. *slurp* ( Norii's the only one with a drink. ) * Chelsea tries to catch the waitress, but is cut short by the GM. ( Ah ) * Waitress turns around. "Yes, did you want something, miss?" "Ah, yes. Small pizza with pepperoni and beef, and a coke. Or whatever you have here." I want some too! * Waitress scribbles it out. "Two small pizzas with pepperoni and beef, and a coke, or whatever we have here. Alrighty." She skates off. ^^ * Miyu turns to Eoi. Ne, money is supposed to buy food, right? Wow. That's... a lot of Pizza. ...yeah, and I hoe you have some. Why didn't that horse head guy want to take money for Vicki and hte little girl? * Chelsea looks curiously for a second at the skates, then shrugs. ... Um. They, well, don't sell people for food like that. Horse head guy? the hell? Oh. * Eoi blinks. "Horse he.. what the hell did I miss?" I don't know, nor do I have any interest in knowing. Speaking of Horseface, do you think we really hurt him at all? ... Guys. Hello? What the hell are you talkin' bout? ...well, you shot him right in the head. It must have hurt him. I hope. There was some horseface that wanted to eat little girl with kirby toy * Hikaru blinks at Eoi. "Um...well..." ...yeah, though most time I shoot something that looks as animal as that in the head, it just dies. * Chelsea just smiles and nods. : ) Anyway, it looks like the memories are still in me, but they're locked away in a chest. ( Do note that a called shot is not necessarily an instant kill. ) ... ( Sure. Whatever. ) ( Did anybody roll the crit charts that session, BTW? ^^; ) * Waitress skates back and dilevers the food. Anyway. ... * Eoi begins to munch his food * Miyu takes her food and munches. ^_^ * Miyu drinks, if she had one. * Chelsea thanks the waitress and eats her pizza daintily. Alrighty. We don't have any Coke, but since you asked for whatever we had, I gave you some "Corke". Enjoy!" She skates off. "Corke." Right. * Hikaru blinks. "Corke?" Corke? ( The latest in Coke ripoffs! ) Corke? * Chelsea sips hesitantly. (Please tell me this doesn't turn my pancreas inside- out or something.) ( No. It tastes like Coke, only less so. ) ( Like there's an extra letter, or something. ) * Miyu drinks, but doesn't notice a difference, because this is her first soda in memory. Ooh. fizzy. ( Instead of cocaine, it has liquid cork in it :) ) * Chelsea wrinkles her freckled nose at the drink. "Huh. Well, I suppose it could be worse." ( You got that right ^_- ) * Chelsea eats and drinks, but doesn't quite make it to being merry. Mmm.. * Norii finishes about half of the squid pizza. (daintily) *buuurp* * Miyu devours So. Other than a battle with horsehead or whatever, what else is new? Magic can't cure memory.. Hmmmm... * Chelsea looks to the others for confirmation of that. "Oh?" Not a lot, I guess. Could someone tell me about the club? School is okay. * Eoi almost chokes on a bite of pizza, but continues wolfing Well, magic might be able to cure Miyu - but not the guy we saw the other day/ * Chelsea nods. I hope I get my memory back... everything's confusing. :/ * Chelsea nods. "Well, good luck on that." I wish I knew where I lived too... Calvin looks sad when I stay. *snerk* ? I mean, that is sad. Mmm. Reading is hard... x.x ( Reading is FUN-demental! ) Reading is Fun-demental! ( I'd say fun-DEMENTAL, personally... ) So, Chelsea - how about joining the club? ( (fun-demota?) ) ( It's fun from my point of view :D ) ( Did Miyu die again? ) * Chelsea turns to Norii. "I'm definitely considering it. You say Nakamura's in England, eh? Any idea when he'll get back?" ( And is anyone keeping a log? O.o ) ( Daisuke is ) Luxembourg, Eoi said. Where is that? Yep. Did he give any detail on exactly what he was trying to do? Find cure.. He was meeting a friend of his to find a cure. Did he say how long it would be? * Chelsea hums. Nope. * Chelsea looks. "Say, where's Calvin?" ( Probably has a headache as big as mine. ) *** Dicesuke has joined #BESM ( Yay! ) *** Daisuke sets mode: +o Dicesuke ( Dice! ) ( Is it true? Could it be? ) ( Unfortunately, he has no clue where you guys are anyhow :P ) ( Well, he could always just "conveniently" be walking around town, and we spot him through the window ) ( I'm mostly staying quiet because if Calvin popped in right now, that would be really neat, after he was just mentioned ) ( Well, don't hold your breath :P ) * Miyu finishes her pizza. I dunno.. Dunno - he's probably recovering. I'm surprised to see him more than ten feet from Miyu. He must be ill or something. ( Keep going lest the GM get bored and do nasty stuffs to you. Mweh! ) ... I guess I should check on him It's amazing how he's able to bouce back from the beatings he's taken. Hmm.. Yeah. He's like a rubber ball. * Miyu gets up... ... I'm worried... * Chelsea finishes eating. I'm going to check on Calvin. * Miyu goeson... The Search For Calvin!(TM) * Chelsea sighs. "I never should have said anything." [Miyu leaves without paying, but that's okay because her friends are still there.] ... ... Don't worry. I'll pay for her share. Err.. We should follow her. Well, I did say I'd cover some of it, but... I'm willing to bet she'll get kidnapped. ( Hey, good idea. ) * Chelsea frowns and nods. "Probably, yeah." * Norii grabs the waitress and pays. ( Well, it's IC for Miyu right now to not pay. :P ) ( There's a register :P ) ( Whatever. ) ( If asked, she'll pay people back, BTW ) * Waitress takes the money. "Alrighty. You folks have a good night." ( With what? ) Bye! You too, miss. * Eoi runs after Miyu. ( That $100 check! ) Oy! Miyu! Wait up! * Miyu stops, then looks around * Hikaru follows everyone else. * Miyu looks back at Eoi * Norii follows. Don't go off alone Miyu. It's not safe ( Miyu's only possession right now is her prom dress. ) ( Yes, but she's almost been kidnapped before. ) * Miyu stops ( And getting ahead of the GM like that will eventually lead you guys to your doom. Just so you know ^_^ ) * Chelsea walks out after the others. ( BRett: No, the check. The horse head guy didn't take it. :P ) ( Miyu, where'd you get it from? ) ( Nakamura ) ( Ah. That's right. ) ( Remember? We all got $100 for the ice woman ) ( /me whaps Brett. ) ( Just a warning, I may have to go suddenly ) (... you guys get *paid* for this? c.c;) ( Not enough. ) ( VERY little. ) ( Yeah, we get cash ) (Huh.) ( /me stares ) ( I hate to have to second Eoi, but I'm a) tired, b) hurting, c) nauseous. ) *** Waitress is now known as Kirby ( @_@ ) ( I'm fooling around with the Random Anime Attack Generator. I decide to make up a new attack name for Misa's Soul Sword. 3 guesses what the FIRST random name to pop up is. ) ( Soul Sword? ) ( Give the Miyu a quwpie doll. ) ( Yay !) ( You guys planning to continue or what? ) ( I'm okay with continuing ) ( I can continue, just a warning I may have to pop off suddenly ) ( I'm fine either way. ) ( Then do so. :P ) ( I hate to punt, but... this isn't going a lot of anywhere, and this is a good point for Norii to leave. ) So. * Norii grabs he tummy. ( It would be if Eoi'd check his /msg. ) ( This says I don't have any messages. ) ( Error creating window? ) ( the fuck? ) ( @_@ ) ( Oh crap. Here it comes. ) ( @_@ ) Oooooh. The squid isn't agreeing with me. I should know better than this. ( My computer fuxing. ) *** Eoi has quit IRC (Quit: ) ( ... ) ( Eew ) ( Ooookay. ) ( ... ) ( WELL, THAT CERTAINLY BLOWS ) ( I THINK I'LL SIT HERE AND EAT CANDY. ) ( Geez, Dem. ) ( Ok, plan B. ) ( I LIKE CANDY. ) ( What's plan B? ) ( We run another night, or something? ) ( There is no plan B ) ( I tell someone else :P ) *** Eoi has joined #BESM ( Better. At least for a bit. ) What was that? *** Daisuke sets mode: +o Eoi * Norii looks back towards an alley. I sense evil! Bloody evil! ( I like swords! ) !!! Wha? What? It's coming from.. ! The alley! ... right. Let's go. Miyu. ... Hell, we've all got our weapons 'cept for Norii. * Norii [...]'s ( Chelsea is without her sword :P ) ( What about the Kirby knife? ) Chelsea, do you have your weapon? ( and my computer is being VERY wonky.. so if I pop out again, don't be surprised. ) * Chelsea sighs. "I have my knives, but I don't have my sword. I didn't plan on meeting you guys tonight, you see." ... we don't really have a choice. Stick to Your Magic Attack * Norii wishes she had other options. * Eoi reaches into his backpack and wraps his hand around the Extendo-Naginata's handle.. but doesn't take it out of his backpack yet. * Eoi slowly moves into the alley Someone in the alley is yelling. * Miyu does similarly *** Dicesuke has quit IRC (Ping timeout ) * Chelsea draws her dagger from somewhere and follows the others. [Just as you near the alley, a large, burly man is hurled out.] * Hikaru looks toward the alley and narrows his eyes. ( Oh, hell. ) * Miyu casts shield around teammates. * Norii follows. Well behind the others. [ A familiar woman walks out, dusting her hands. "That'll teach ya, goddamn drunk."] *** Kirby is now known as Kimiko ... ... this is the evil thing, right? Hello Vampire-chan. Fancy meeting you here. Aw, shit. * Kimiko blinks at the crew. "Oh hell." * Eoi glares at Kimiko. You, and I. We need to talk. * Chelsea blinks at Kimiko. "Oh, hell." Uh... who's she? I knew I should have brought the pistol. I dunno... Vampire. Big pain in the ass vampire. Look, I haven't done anything tonight! She's our pesky neighborhood vampire, who knows something about the book that stole Miyu's memories. Oh really? One. Surrender now. Two, Where the hell is the book. Eh? * Kimiko points at the drunk. "He started it, the perv." I'm sure he did. Doesn't matter. Where's the damned book. Just like we'd like ot start something, too. *** Cyn_Away has left #BESM * Kimiko moans. "Geez." Can't you people ever leave me alone?! We'll leave you alone once you give us the book. Well, I'd like my memories back... I can't even read... x.x If you tell us how to restore Miyu's memory, we might. For tonight, anyway... Restore her... huh?! * Kimiko looks at her fingers and frowns. "I think I chipped a nail, too. Dammit." ...... When we came out of that damn book, Miyu had amnesia. Oi. I'll chip a lot more then that your Undead demon! * Chelsea watches silently. ( -r ) * Hikaru stares in confusion. * Kimiko glares at Eoi, eyebrow twitching. And we figure you're still the best person to ask about that. So start talking. Demon... * Kimiko growls. What's a demon? * Miyu blinks, confused. Raw. Garbage. Someone explain? Not now, Miyu. Screw you. All you are are murderers. You're the demons! * Eoi growls right back at Kimiko. Demon.... oh, wait. That sparkling white rock thing? Excuse me? * Chelsea sighs. "And a magnifficent display of tact from Eyore." *blink* Murderers? You just go around killing at your own leisure, don't you. ? We're murderers? Look who's talking blood sucking whore of babaloyn! No. We only fight to protect innocents. [A spotlight almost seems to fall on Kimiko] * Chelsea flips her dagger around. You're full of it. Right. Well, screw this. I have better things to do tonight. The ghost that was attacking the mercent? The Ice Spirit that froze that guy.. The monsters from the book that killed those kids. We only fight to protect the inncent. You're not getting away * Kimiko leaps up into the air. * Eoi tries to grab Kimiko [Eoi misses[ God.. DAMMIT * Eoi glares. * Miyu flies up. Oh, just... great. * Norii decides to not humiliate herself jumping after the vamp. Yeah! Get Her Miyu! Oi! I just want my memories back! Bring that evil monster from hell DOWN! * Kimiko hovers there for a minute, glaring at Eoi. "Asshole." * Eoi glares right back. "Demon." I don't know anything about your memories. They're in that damned BOOK! What's this about a book, though? What book are they talking about? * Kimiko looks down at Eoi. "At least I haven't killed anyone. Murderer." * Kimiko flies off. ... * Miyu continues flying. Oii! *** Kimiko is now known as Kirby * Eoi glares daggers at Kimiko's departing form. * Miyu frowns. Meh. * Chelsea rubs her temples, muttering various obscenities under her breath. * Miyu floats back to the ground A vampire that hasn't killed anyone? Riiiight. I'm going to destroy that demon. What's a vampire do? That lousy.. filthy.. Don't let her get to you, Eoi. Oh, she's BEYOND gotten to me. I really wish you had your gun. So... what's the deal with her? I don't understand. Yeah. Makes me regret not using the wooden bullets on her. ... * Eoi broods. Oh, we've run into her a number of times. She's an evil bat-bitch from hell. [Eoi is not bishonen, so his brooding has no effect] Just like all vampires. The lowest form of demon in existence. and that's something. She's always stealing magical artifacts, setting loose evil monsters, that sort of thing. I thought demons were those sparkling clear stones... And we have yet to get the better of her. ... She tricked my sense too. Impressive. We'll have to be careful when we finally stop her reign of evil. That's DIMONDS Miyu. Demons are evil hell-fiends. Oh And... she's responsible for Miyu's amnesia? Okie. Well... Maybe. She caused the situation that led to it. What happened, exactly? She made off with the book that caused it. ( Eoi, make a mind roll. ) She's also responsible for the death of 3 students. 2d6 !2d6 ... ( !roll 2d6 ) ( Ah. ) !roll 2d6 Rolls for 2 dice at 6 sides per die: 6 6 ( ... ) ( o_O; ) ( Critical Failure. ) ( You suck, Daisuke. ) ( Damn you Daisuke! ) ( HGRALB) [Eoi's world goes black as a can of "Corke" strikes him from above] ( Eoi is KO ) o_o; *** Kirby is now known as Kimiko @_@ ( ...well, it's official. Dai has turned heel. ) * Miyu looks up. * Kimiko laughs from high above. "HAHAHA! Take that, you idiot! * Kimiko flies off. Oi! * Hikaru blinks. *** Kimiko is now known as Kirby ........... mou... * Norii makes a rude gesture after the vamp. ( Wow. First time I'm aware of that someone other than Miyu went unconcious. ^^; ) * Miyu picks up Eoi. ( It's happened to Calvin before. ) * Miyu drags his unconcious body out of the alley. *sigh* * Chelsea sheathes her dagger and sighs. "We'd better get him somewhere, I suppose." Well, this evening's a loss. * Miyu frowns. .... I guess Calvin's got another person staying with him tonight. * Miyu begins to drag Eoi. ( Woo! Threesome! :P ) Let's drag him back to the dorm, and call it an evening, eh? ( ... ) ( No. There will be no threesome ) I guess... [And they do so. SESSION END.]