[Day: Tuesday. Time: 12:00] [MC went through a relatively peaceful weekend since the incident at the Dairoba ruins. Little has happened since then. Some of the members happened to gather at the club room this fine Tuesday afternoon.] [Aaaaand.... SESSION START] * Miyu is sitting at her desk, holding her head... *** Kirby is now known as Kimiko * Chelsea idly looks about for a dartboard or something. Head... hurts. [Chelsea finds a chessboard in a corner, but no darts. Nope] ( Chelsea has a knife, don't she? ) * Mei-Yin walks in bearing a stack of box lunches more than large enough for the few people here. [A stranger walks in, that is.] ...Um. Empty today.. * Chelsea hums. Chessboard wouldn't stand up too well to thrown weapons. * Eoi stares at the weirdo who just walked into the room. "Uh. Hi. Can we help you?" * Hikaru blinks at the newcomer. * Mei-Yin frowns a little and generally looks sad. * Chelsea sets the board up for chess instead, sparing a glance at this strange new person whom she thinks she really ought to remember, but can't. ( And watch as we are introduced to her. Again. ((_^; ) ( Heh ) Er... * Chelsea tilts her head curiously at the stranger, and then looks at what she's carrying. Uh. Did someone order food or somethin'? *** Mei-Yin has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer ) ( Guess not. ) ( ... ) ( OH MY GOD! PEER! YOU BASTARD! ) ( He's on his way back. ) ( ((_^; ) *** NinjaDebugger has joined #BESM *** ChanServ sets mode: +o NinjaDebugger *** NinjaDebugger is now known as Mei-Yin No, but food is always welcome. Especially if it's good. *** Mei-Yin sets mode: +v Mei-Yin *** Mei-Yin sets mode: -o Mei-Yin * Miyu is holding her head even tighter now. * Mei-Yin sets a lunch down in front of each person as she walks past to the front of the room. Why... won't... it... stop hurting? * Hikaru blinks again. * Miyu blinks, then looks up at Mei-Yin Here you go, Miyu. Brain food. ... * Eoi blinks curious at The Woman, then at Miyu. You know me... Uh. Miss? Do we know you? ... * Miyu checks her notes. ( Miyu is Riff? ) You know her, Miyu? * Miyu looks up at Mei and back at the paper a few times. ( Sadly, Miyu cannot connect the person in her notes with me. ) ... you fit the physical description. ( As always. ) ( She sure can't, nope. ) ( Dang. Never mind, then ) ( Chel tried that too. ) ... hm. Uh...Miyu? You okay? It's okay. I don't expect you to remember me. I haven't been feeling well at all... Just... eat your lunches, and enjoy. * Mei-Yin sniffs. Oh. Uh. Ok. * Mei-Yin looks around for Shigeru. * Chelsea walks up to the stange woman. "Don't suppose you have anything for me?" * Eoi shrugs and digs in. * Mei-Yin gives Chelsea _two_ lunches. [Mei-Yin does not see him. Must be out modelling or something] * Miyu begins foodage. Do you know where Shigeru is? * Hikaru looks at the food. It looks good, so he starts eating. "Well, thank you." Shiggy? You're a friend a Shiggy's then. Nope. He's probably got a cold or somethin'. ... mind saying who you are, exactly? Thanks for the food, by the way. ^^; Shig? Nope. I suppose he's doing something silly like studying. Good food by the way. Thanks. *munch* ...oh. Thank you. Or maybe the fun twist in our lives bothered him. Who knows. ( It was the Kirby that did it. ) * Chelsea accepts the dual lunches. "And while I have no idea who you are, I like anyone who gives me this much food for nothing." Geh... someone's going to have to set up a real teacher for the Mystery Club... Oh, right. Like that'll help. * Kimiko yawns. "G'morning. What's new?" It needs to return to its eventual purpose of just helping out people with paranormal problems some day. They'll end up being some kind of evil demon, or die in three weeks. * Eoi smiles grimly and shakes his head. ( Or they'll be Kirby :P ) Right. Sure it does. Right after we stop being pawns in a big 'ol game. Assuming any of us survive. Oh, don't worry. I think we all have to be alive for the sequel. I still don't feel up to fighting... x.x * Hikaru looks at the floor. Sequel? Oh, great. Or, they could start out perfectly normal and become some kind of evil demon in three weeks. * Miyu looks a bit drained... * Chelsea snickers at the sequel joke. Maybe they'll catch amnesia. That seems popular. The original one... what was his name... Mirumoto? That works too. Either way, I think we'd go through them faster then Kirby through a food factory. * Chelsea eyes Miyu. "You okay?" Yes, Mirumoto, of Mirumoto's Lovely Ladies. ... Of what? * Eoi snickers at the image. ...wasn't that in Shigeru's file? Yes. He was in charge of the club for a pretty long time, I think. And he led the club just like normal. Chel: I haven't been feeling well... Anyway. ... so what do we do? Just wait around here until we get sent into yet another suicidal mission? Ah. * Eoi blinks curiously at Miyu. "Probably stress. *munch*" Don't worry, I'm sure something will come up! I'm sure it will Kimiko. We can't get TOO bored now, can we? [Funnily enough, there's a knock on the door] I feel sick. That tends to be... go get the door, Eoi. * Mei-Yin looks thoughtful. Sure thing. * Eoi goes to preform him sacred duty of answering the door. Being bored for once might be nice. ( -m +s ) * Chelsea sighs. "Too bad we don't have many ways to get info on our own, instead of waiting for it to be handed to us. Well, 'scept Shig." [Eoi performs the ritual, and finds a familiar person on the other side.] *** AnotherKirby is now known as RobedGuy Ah. It's you. Good morning everyone. ...or we can wait for him. Ghh.... ... oh. hello. [Dicesuke:#BESM PING] ... Believe it or not, it's good to see you. * Chelsea waves distractedly. "'Lo, O Shrowded One." How did you know Nakamura? We found some.. interesting things out recently. * RobedGuy might be grinning. You can't tell. You can't see his face, and all :P "I'm happy to hear that" ( Too.. many.. questions.. *EXPLODE* ) * Chelsea chuckles. "Guys, let 'im talk. Questions make him nervous." *** Dicebot has joined #BESM *** NDebugger has joined #BESM *** Mei-Yin has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer ) ( Re :P ) Mm. Fair enough. *** NDebugger is now known as Mei-Yin * Hikaru shrugs. ( ...I know how you feel now, Dem. ) Well, I'd like to say I came to ask Chelsea on a date, but... *** Dicesuke has quit IRC (Write Error: Broken pipe ) *** Dicebot is now known as Dicesuke *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Dicesuke That would be untrue. * Chelsea chuckles and snaps her fingers. "Well, shucks." So. What's the real deal? Precisely. ( ND: See why I'm driven into insane fits of shouting? ) Well, I'm sure you know this already... but you have a vampire in your head. * Mei-Yin takes this conversation down in detail. Wow. I never noticed. ... Thank you for this brand new piece of information. He's right, you know! * Mei-Yin also videotapes it for posterity. Why, what would I ever do without you. _ Do you have a way to remove the campire from his head? * Miyu blinks at Mei-Yin How would you like that fixed? .. Fixed? In what way? * Chelsea raises an eyebrow. I know someone who knows someone who can help. Wasn't the reason for Kimiko being there so that she wouldn't need to feed until we found a cure for her? Help in what way? ( /me ponders Mei-Yin forming an order of historians who wander the world being ignored and chronicling everything they see. ) She needs a cure, does she not? ( Heh ) ... yeayh. A cure... You know where to find one? Yes. Do you know where to find the vampire who did this to her? The blood of the vampire that turned her in the first place, remember Eoi? (Mei> I like it!) No, but I know someone who... bah, I already told you that part. ( Mei: Neat idea. The un-noticed ones. ) Yeah, yeah. You told us this part. So. Spill. What horrible quest do we have to go on to get the cure? ( All you need to do is find historians who aren't noticed :P ) * Chelsea frowns and eyes Robedguy. * RobedGuy tosses Eoi a picture as he heads out the door. "Find this girl. She knows." *** RobedGuy is now known as Kirby * Eoi grabs the picture and looks at it curiously. ... Oh, right. That'll be easy to do without Shigeru. Well. That was as enigmatic as we'd expect from him. Well, that was odd. * Eoi tries to figure out if the girl in the picture is anyone famous. Is that Lysias or whatever her name was? * Hikaru looks over Eoi's shoulder at the pic. * Chelsea also looks over Eoi's shoulder at the pic. Hm.. * Miyu looks at the pic ) * Mei-Yin makes sure to get a good shot of the picture with her camera. The picture shows a teenager coming out of Ricky Rat's Burgers. She's wearing black leather pants, a black leather jacket, and heading towards a motorcycle. ... may I ask what you're video taping everything for? Anyone know what Ricky Rat's this is? ( ... Ah. Her. ) ( Who? ) ( TSoaC, Dem. ) ( Ah. So it is Saki. ) (Could be. ;D) Uh, nope. Hm. ... where do we even start trying to find her? Nice bike she's got. * Chelsea checks the picture for anything nice and obvious like street signs. All we know is that she went to Ricky Rat's once * Chelsea also checks to see if the bike's liscence plate is in view. Well.. We find the Ricky Rat's for one. She might be a regular. [Unfortunately, Chelsea sees none of those things. She spots several cars in the foreground, though, so it's likely a busy street.] I guess. [And the liscence plate is not in view] (Well, that narrows it down. Anyone know where we might find a busy street in Tokyo?) Anyone recognize the street? No. * Mei-Yin pulls out her computer. [Next to the place is a Stereo Shack] Alright.. * Mei-Yin waits calmly for it to boot. We need to find a Ricky Rats next to a Stereo Shack. That narrows it down a b.. ... any idea what that girl is here for? * Chelsea looks at Mei-Yin. "Or we could have her help." [Did I mention the woman is especially beautiful, and easily a rival for Vicki?] Oh. You're good with computers like Shiggy, huh? ( Yes, yes. We know. ((_ ) * Mei-Yin smiles a little. Mind giving us your name? (No, you didn't, but it was only a matter of time.) And how do you know us? * Mei-Yin connects to the net. I'm Mei-Yin, and I'm a friend. Works for me. We need all the friends we can get. You just don't remember. You never do. * Chelsea shrugs. "Sorry about that." It's okay, you can't help it. * Chelsea opens up her box lunch and begins eating. "Wow, this is good." * Hikaru scratches his head. "We do? We can't?" * Mei-Yin tries connecting to the national health database. * Eoi shrugs. "Whatever you say lady. You're going to help me stop turning into a girl, this is a good thing." So... Wait, this person has a cure for me? That's what Xelloss said Kimiko. ... looks like it Or she knows where to find it. [Eoi just said the magic words, and *poof!* he's a she] He said he knew someone who knew someone... Damn! Why can't it be cold water! Like Ranma! Heh... [Mei-Yin connects to their official page] * Mei-Yin begins typing furiously. ( oh, all rolls this session are done via Dicesuke ) 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (2d6-4) and gets 3. * Chelsea continues to eat. n.n Can anyone tell what make or model that motorcycle is? 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (2d6-3) and gets 2. Eoi? ( Hell, I don't know if I can roll for that. ((_^; ) ( He likes Motorcycles. He has a vauge idea how they work. He doesn't know make and model numbers. ) ( Even brand would help. ) ( I'll try. ) ( Mind roll - mechanics (vehicles), Eoi ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 8. ( Nope. Failed. ) What color is it? ( 'Tis Black ) [Mei hacks furiously. Lookit 'er go, chaps!] Wow, that's a lot of girls. Huh? ( She's looking at.. no, I'm not even going to finish that. ) Hm? wha? There are a hundred or so teenage girls in and around Tokyo of that approximate description who own black motorcycles. -> [Brett] PING Oh. Great. Wonderful. Uh. We go and visit each and every one of them? If you could give me a manufacturer, we could probably narrow it down. Hmm.... ( Can the rest of us try mind rolls? ) I'm trying to figure out the manufacturer now. ( It's probably a skilled-only roll. ) Hai *** Kirby has quit IRC (Ping timeout ) ( Watch the GM ping out! :P ) ( I guess so. I have problems figuring out if a car is Toyota or Honda just by looking. ^^; ) *** Kirby has joined #BESM ( Woo-hoo! I deleted LifeVirus.EXE! ) ( Give me a sec to catch up. ) ( ALrighty ) ( It's a piece of cake to delete Lifevirus. ) ( Eoi could because he is a biker, Calvin would've been able to as well. ) ( Magicman.exe is harder, and he's one of the easier bosses. ) ( Alas, Poor Calvin is rotting in the ground, next to his not-so-bright Brother. ) ( /me directs Brett to /msg ) ( I think Sharkman.EXE is the toughest. ) ( Again, an easy one. ) ( Try Shadowman3.EXE, or Bass.EXE. ) ( Yeah, but those guys are the equivalent of Emerald and Ruby WEAPON ) (Bass. Hee.) ( Uh, considering that EVERY boss in MMBN is easy.. ) ( Hmmm... I finished at 640 HP, Megaman at level 56, time was 25:25, and 99/175 chips ) ( ATom: I meant by comparison. ^^; ) * Mei-Yin stops typing. Okay... ( That's all? Wow, you're missing a ton of stuff. And you played for 25:25 hours and are not level 100? ) Assuming my eyes are fairly accurate and I matched the type of bike, then I've narrowed it down to fifteen people. ... that's still quite a bit. Better. Yeah Any names that stick out? Any of them live near a Ricky Rat's? Living near a Ricky Rat's isn't a very good search criteria. ( Blargh. You're not gonna make me come up with that many names, are you? X.x ) I'll try something else, but it's not sure. ( No. ) ( Good. ) * Mei-Yin calls up Google. ( Google. It's what's for dinner. ) [Mei-Yin arrives at Google, who, after all these years, are still using that stupid logo on the main page] ( Heh. YEah, I hate that logo too ) * Mei-Yin begins searching for a picture of each person. ( Put in "Cure for Kimiko." See what comes up. ((_^ ) *** Tris-DR has joined #BESM *** Tris-DR is now known as Vicki ( *sighs* ) ( What's wrong? ) ( 'Lo Vicki ) ( We're still in the club room, so you can join at any time. ) ( I'm late. Again. ) [Vicki walks in, it seems] I'm not late. Really. It's an optical illusion. 'lo Vicki. Nice to see you again after so long. Vicki... it's been a while ( Actually it's about 1 Pm, so... no, you're not late ^_^ ) Wow. Two unfamiliar women in one night. I could swear I'm supposed to know you, too. * Hikaru 's eyes light up upon seeing Vicki. You missed lots of important stuff. Vicki! You made it! Did I? * Vicki glances at Hikaru and blushes a little. Uh, well, you made it here, yeah. ^_^;; * Miyu isn't looking too well Hey, where's what'shisname? Umm...Andrew wasn't it? Oh yes. For example, we're all pawns in a big game. Oh. Andrew. He died. .... .... dead. * Vicki blinks. ...yeah. He got killed by a group of demons. ... the last Fort is their mother. * Hikaru looks at the floor. Does EVERYONE in this damn club DIE?!?! Yep. Because we're all part of a big game. * Chelsea laughs. "Oh, yes, the demons. *THAT* was a delightful experience." I liked it! I got to dress up! Andrew's gone the way of Miyuki, Calvin, and Quing now... So who's the controler? That Treasa woman who we met in heaven... she says this is all a big game. And she's the player. What, so it's like a video game? Then why don't I get to kick ass more often? Treasa on the one end. I have guesses about who she's playing against, but I doubt I have inough info for any of them to be worth anything just yet. Oh. Nakamura isn't real. ... Just another fun little fact. * Vicki groans and holds her head. Nakamura IS Treasa, you mean. See, this is what you get when you don't come on deadly missions with us. ^_^ Well yeah. Yeah... Okay, too much information to process right now. She's been manipulating us all along. Which makes the fact that Norii and Vicki were hitting on him so much more amusing. What's the point of playing with us? I mean, why? ( 'Cause it's funny ^_^ ) ... we don't know. Because she can. It's a game. She said she lost before, but now she has another chance to win. ( Shut up you horrible horrible person! ) I dunno. No idea what she stands to gain. Maybe it's just fun. sigh * Vicki sighs Too many problems here. Like how entering the tournament helped Byakko... She was on the losing side last time. Evil. * Chelsea smirks. So she switched sides, and claims to be Good. Tournament? I'm so lost. Can't we just go kick ass like we used to? * Miyu blinks at Mei-Yin. Yes. Yes we can. Please? Pretty please? ... How do you know that stuff? Oh, there was a demonic tournament. I was one of the judges. ... who are you, exactly? Can't you at least give us a name? * Mei-Yin sighs. ( Oh, wait. ) ( Cancel that sentence. She DID give a name earlier ) ( ^^; ) ( You _could_ have forgotten this quickly. ) ( Let it stand. ) I don't know this one. What happened to the kid with the glasses? ( Would you remember? :P ) ( True ) It's okay, Miyu. Want something to eat? I'm a friend. You mean Shigeru? I dunno where Shigeru went Dunno where Shiggy is today. * Hikaru indicates the food that Mei-Yin brought. A friend. Riiiiiight. Just like Nakamura, right? No, not really. She brought us food. I trust her. And...Shigeru found out some unpleasant stuff about himself. But maybe he should be the one to tell. I'm not a man in disguise, if that's what you mean. Not really. For one, can cook really good, which means she can't be *too* evil. Okay, I have a starting point. Eh? There is only one place in Tokyo where a Ricky Rat's stands next to a Stereo Shack. Okaaaay...and we care why? Anyway, right now, that robed guy - remember him? - says we need to find this girl to get a cure for Kimiko. So we can get Kimiko outta Eoi's head Ah. Well, that's certainly something. So, are we going to go play skee-ball now? Because this biker-girl has the cure for Kimiko. Because someone who knows someone who knows something about a cure is... yeah. Oh. * Hikaru scratches his head in embarrassment as everyone talks at once. So, let's head there, and maybe someone will recognize the girl in the photo. Works for me. ( Maybe we'll meet Jake! ) ( NOOOOOO! ) * Chelsea nods. ( Not in my game, you won't :P ) ( At least let us meat like.. Sai or something. ) ( .. meet. ) ( or BoE? ) ( Meat Sai? Wouldn't that be kinda gruesome? ) ( "Uh. Ok Mr.. Talking Sword. You know where this girl is?" ) ( afk for a sec. ) ( How about Jin! ... Oh god no. ) ( No. No no no no. ) * Hikaru smiles. "Anyway, Vicki, it's good to have you back with us." He blushes a little. * Chelsea smirks but says nothing. ( I like that idea actually. ((_^. "Hello there! I'm your mysterious voice for the week!" ".. I have a bad feeling about this." ) Aww. Innit that cute! Hey, don't tease him, Eoi. ( Who do you think the guy in the robe is, Eoi? :P ) That's not nice. Huh? ( NO! GOD NO! ) ( ^_^ ) I'm not teasing him. It really is cute. * Hikaru 's blush deepens. ( You had to have known that adventure would come back to haunt you, Atom. ) ( Of course I did. That's why I loved it. ) * Vicki blushes too. "It's not like we're, you know, together. Or anything. Exactly. I don't know." * Chelsea snickers. ( Hell, I'm seriously considering having Jin reappear in TSoaC2 ) * Miyu closes her eyes... Calvin... I'm going to shut up now before the foot in mouth syndrome turns into the whole leg. Okay, time for a train ride. Umm...yay? Good idea. Now, shall we be off? Trains?.. Uh, I'll bike there. Where is the place Mei? I'm sitting next to Hikaru! Okay. * Vicki grins. Um... that's a bad idea, Eoi. I can fill you in on what you missed on the way there. ^_^ *** Ked has joined #besm ( You know as well as I do there is NO FUCKING WAY I can get there otherwise. ) ( Eoi is like B.A.! ) Okay. Good. ( You ain't getting him on that plane! ) ( Norii! ) ( Hi, all. ) ( Hey Ked. Get into character before they leave. :P ) ( We're just getting ready to leave the club room. ) ( Because my Minor Fear of Cars translates into A Fear of ALL land-based transportation. Guess I'm going to have to sit out for a while then. ) * Ked is dead tired, and about to crash. Sorry. ( K'. ) ( 17-hour work days really don't agree with me. ) ( I don't think they agree with anybody. ) Why do you hate busses, anyway? ( OTOH, the extra $150 won't hurt. ((_)) ) None of your buisness. ( When I was young, my brother tried to run over a fiend in a bus, but he missed and hit me instead! ;_; ) ( /me stabs Ked. ) ( But I'll just shut up and quietly fall asleep in the corner now. ) Well, I suppose we could all walk there... Please god no. it would take a while to get there, though. I'm not built for that kind of physical labor. * Chelsea shrugs. "Hey, I'm up for it." I'll bike. You guys take the train. Seriously, I'll meet you there. Maybe. ^_^; * Chelsea chuckles. We have to bike again? ;_; Well, we can maybe get food while we wait for Eoi, or something. Sorry Kimiko. ^_^; I suppose... Uh, I better start off now. Where's the address Mei? * Mei-Yin prints out a copy of the address and gives it to Eoi. ( Argh. -Mei ) Thanks. Bye. Byebye. * Eoi walks out and starts the L~o~n~g bike ride. * Mei-Yin looks at the one leftover lunch, labeled 'Shigeru' * Vicki picks up her own lunch. ( Has Vicki even met Mei? ) ( Nope. ) I'm starved. I mean, really starved. ( Would she remember? :P ) ( Then how does she have a lunch? ((_; ) ( Because Mei always brings extras. ) ( Someone offered it to her earlier. ) ( That makes sense. ) ( All the lunches except Shigeru's are unmarked. ) ( Shit. I have no lunch? What'm I gonna do for food??!?!?! ) ( Eat at Ricky Rat's :P ) *** Vicki has quit IRC (Quit: And all the guys think I'm a pretty fine iinazuke ) ( ... ) ( .... ) ( Uh... ) ( Er... what the hell? ) [Vicki apparently wanted to get a headstart, and left all of a sudden] ( there ) ( She went to catch up with Eoi and beat him senseless, and take his money to buy food. Obviously ) *** Vicki has joined #BESM ( If we hurry, we may be able to stop Vicki before she devours Tokyo. ) ( Wait, nevermind. ^_^ ) ( Cute. Really cute. Can we go now? ) Ne... Mei-Yin? How do you know Shigeru, anyway/ Is he your boyfriend or somethign? ( Wrong button? ) * Mei-Yin turns bright red. Um... no... ( Of course not. He's her partner in crime! ) * Chelsea laughs out loud. * Mei-Yin walks out of the room and goes to the train station. * Miyu goes along * Chelsea fallows out the door, still snickering. ( Meanwhile, Eoi crashes into a parked car. Three times in a row. The bastard. ) * Hikaru gets up to leave. ( Then gets beat by a woman with a shoe. ) ( Then he meets death! :P ) You coming, Vicki? Yeah, I'm coming. ( Sadly, none of this matters to the plot. Eoi is hit in the head, and forgets, RIGHT before he gets to Rickie Rat's. ) * Vicki grabs Hikaru's hand and walks out the door. * Hikaru blinks, but doesn't resist and follows. ( You guys wanna do the bit on the train, or just magically "be there"? ) ( I don't care. ) ( This is as good a time as any to sliptime. ) (I could do with "be there".) ( I don't either. But I'm afk for a few minutes until I get some freakin FOOD ) [... And so, MC got on a train, and made their way to Ricky Rat's Burgers] [Time: 1:45 pm] * Hikaru gives Vicki the most detailed explanation of the last week or so that he can in the time on the train. ( I'm still biking I assume. ) ( Yup ) [Eoi arrives 8 minutes later] * Eoi pants, out of breath. * Mei-Yin looks around the parking lot on the offhand chance that the person they're seeking is already here. God.. dammit.. I need a new Motorcycle. [To Mei-Yin's amazement... no, she's not] * Mei-Yin goes inside. * Chelsea walks inside, trying to ignore the fact that she's walking inside a Ricky Rat's. * Miyu enters ( /me watches the TV inside, hoping to catch a plot point. ^_^ ) * Hikaru walks inside. ( SNERK ) * Eoi walks inside, having a weird sense of Deja Vu, despite never having been in a Rickie Rats before. ( SNICKER ) ( I wonder if we'll notice some odd people in a booth, talking to a sword. ) (Hee!) ( Heh ) [TV: Come on down to Wild Bill's! We're selling used Plotholes at 25% off! WOW!] * Miyu eyes the TV. Oooh, plotholes are always handy. Sure are. * Mei-Yin makes a note to go get some plotholes later. [TV: *two men in white coats drag Wild Bill off. Apparently, the commercial was being shot live*] Just yesterday I said I needed a good plothole. Perhaps we can find a crossover one. Aw. Darn. Poor Wild Bill. Those are used plotholes, though Yeah, some of them seemed oddly familar. ( Yup. You can get Aeris' death cheap :P ) Hmmm, maybe we should wait for a lull in business and ask some of the staff? Sounds good to me. I'm not touching the food though. ( Wouldn't that be a plot point, rather than a hole? ) ( In that case it's both :P ) I should hope not, after you just had one of my lunches. Works for me. Sounds good [TV: Don't Wait! Hurry Up!] (Are we lucky enough to be in the middle of a lull in buisness right now, since this is Tuesday at a time when most kids are in shcool? ^_^) ( Here at Ricky Rat's it's always a lull in business :P ) (Figures.) ( Unless it happens to be the time of the month when the Rat is in the house. Then there is a lull in busniess in stores across the STREET. ) Well uh.. * Eoi pulls out the picture. Shall we asK? * Hikaru nods. Yes. Try for a man, Eoi. No good reason not to. [TV: Sure! Why not!] * Chelsea chuckles. Who's to say? * Miyu eyes the TV. * Eoi looks for a clerk to ask. * Miyu pokes it ( I like this TV. ) [TV: Why not spend your time at Okizawa Hot Springs? Where we have what other hot springs lack... Slinkies!] ... Slinkies? We have to visit there sometime. * Hikaru just STARES at the TV. *** Kirby is now known as Clerk ... * Clerk looks at Eoi unenthusiastically. "Hi. What can I get you." ... mom told me never to go to those public bathhouses and onsen. Even if everyone else does Uh. Hi. You know this girl? ( Yes, with a period at the end :P ) * Eoi shows the Clerk the picture of the Mysterious Girl who none of us know. You know, that's kind of a good idea. * Clerk looks at the picture. Taking a break at some hot springs.... Although not necessarily at THOSE springs. Would be nice...but that place sounds...weird. I mean...slinkies? Hey, slinkies rule. It'd be a good way to relax. But I think we all need a vacation. ^_^;; * Clerk looks at it. "Comes in here every so often with a bunch of other kids. They usually order some burgers and watch the TV, then head out when they see something interesting on the news." ( Oh goddess, the obligatory hot springs episode. ) ( Dear god no. ) ( ... Hey, at least it's a vacation. ) ( Heh. Miyu ain't going to onsen. @_@ ) ( ... Then they all got trapped forever in a maze. Oh well. ((_^ ) ( Not a public one, anyway. ) ( Hot "Springs", right? ) Uh. Thanks. Know any of the kids? ( Come on, everyone has a hot springs episode. ) Do you happen to know her name, for instance? ( We gotta have one too! And fight, umm...nyads! Or something! ) Yes, a name would be helpful. That one's a biker. There's some depressing girl, too. And this quiet guy was with them once or twice. And a loser. ( Ghosts. ) ( As long as it's not like the Comic Party hot springs special. @_@ ) ( Let's see... Saki, Mei, Sai and Jake. ) ( Or the Bakuretsu Hunters hot springs ep? ) I heard them call her Saki a few times. ( Heh ) * Mei-Yin peers at the list. Saki huh. She's on here. Number four. Perfect. Where do we go? Sounds like we have a winner. ( Never seen the BH ep. ) * Mei-Yin walks out. Great. * Eoi follows after Mei. * Miyu follows * Mei-Yin starts walking. * Clerk unenthusiastically says "Thank you come again." ... it's not far, maybe a ten minute drive or so. *** Clerk is now known as Kirby * Eoi hops on his bike and follows slowly after Mei. * Chelsea follows too. o/~ * Hikaru leaves the restaurant. * Vicki follows as well. ( It's good to feel needed. ^_^ ) Well, that was easy, at least. You know, that whole "I know everything" thing could sometimes be sort of a turn off for men. * Mei-Yin stops a half hour later, outside an apartment building. Huh? Hmm? Hm? * Eoi hops off and locks up his bike. This the place? ( I wonder if this is Vampire Saki or Regular Saki. It depends on when she and the Loser, The Depressing Girl and the Quite Boy parted ways in this timeline. ) * Mei-Yin walks inside. * Vicki leans on Hikaru, taking his hand again. * Eoi follows after Mei. *** Kirby is now known as Manager * Miyu follows * Chelsea follows, looking around. * Hikaru blushes a little, and follows the group. * Manager looks up from a desk. "May I help you?" * Vicki follows as well. We're looking for the residence of Saki Morikawa. ( /me waits for the manager to totally ignore her. ) * Manager totally ignores Mei-Yin, duh :P Possibly. We're looking for the residence of Saki Morikawa. Thank you, Chelsea. * Hikaru blinks. * Manager blinks. "Saki?" * Chelsea nods. ( MYSTERY CLUB IV! THE SEARCH FOR SAKI! ) Well, she lives her, but why in the world are y- ... nevermind. She'd be in school right now anyhow. * Hikaru turns and gives Vicki a quizzical look. "Did you see him just ignore her like that? And she didn't get upset?" ( Search for Sake? Hey, that sounds fun. ) shrug ( What an interesting thing to say. ) * Vicki shrugs. "Well..." ( Hey, shrug to you too. ) ( Shush, I've been playing a mud for the past week almost nonstop. ) ( Heh. ) -> [Brett] PING ... So now what? We wait? * Chelsea turns to the others. "So, we can loiter here waiting for her, or ocme back later. Or maybe go do something nasty to the school that causes it to be let out early." Can he tell us where she goes to school? No, no burning down schools probably isn't the best idea Chel. Interesting.. but no. ...I think we should probably wait. ^_^; We could phone in a bomb threat. I hear that works great in america. We'd only have to threaten it, Eoi. And that's a good question, Mei. * Manager looks at Hikaru, "Actually, I think you'd have better luck trying her school." Yes, but that's America. Hey, it might work here too. I don't know. Try her school? If you get my meaning. * Chelsea turns back to the manager. "What school does she go to?" ( Her school once contained a portal to a hellish other world. I don't wanna go there. ((_; ) ( We're IN a hellish other world, dear. ) ( Hey Atom, what school does she go to? ) ( I'm trying to remember. Just make up a name. ) Sakuragaoka High. ( There :P ) ( That name is painful to LOOK at. ) ( It is. ) ( Blargh to you. I stole it from Shenmue. ) ( Oh dear god. Please change that. ) ( that is an evil name. ) ( Make it Gaoka or Sakura. Not both, sweets. ) ( That's what you get from stealing from X-Box. ) ( What's Gaoka? ^_^;; ) ( It was Dreamcast. ) ( Dreamcast. Ok, slightly better. ) ( Hell if I know. ) ( Too late. It's there. :P ) ( And after tonight's session, you'll probably never see it again anyhow. ) ( We can't visit? ) (Oh, so we're gonna blow the place up? ^_^) ( Hey! Saki! Howya doin'? ... Get out before I shoot you in the face. ) ( If you want to :P ) Might I suggest you leave now so you can arrive before school lets out? Let's go. * Mei-Yin walks out of the building. Right * Miyu goes * Chelsea follows, whistling to herself. * Hikaru follows. *** Manager is now known as Kirby * Vicki dashes after Hikaru. * Eoi follows Mei, getting on his bike if he needs to. *** Kirby2 has joined #BESM ( Didn't have enough Kirbies. ) ( Can anyone ever have enough Kirbies? ) [Time: 2:05 pm] ( Erm... ) ( Yes. You've never done "Kirby Team Battle" on Very Hard mode. ) [Time: 2:35 pm. Sorry] [MC arrives at the school shortly after it lets out. Many students pass them by on their way home, but none looks like Saki.] [There's several students still around for afterschool activities, as well] * Mei-Yin looks around the parking lot for the motorcycle. * Ked needs to add more Kirbies to DBZ:RotS. * Chelsea joins Mei-Yin in her search. * Miyu looks also [Mei-Yin sees it. In the private, teachers' lot, oddly enough. * Eoi checks around for said Motorcycle. ] ( Oh my. ((_^ *snicker* ) That's strange. What is? * Chelsea chuckles. Sure is. * Mei-Yin heads over there. ( ...Oi vey. ) Nice parking spot tho'. ( Why in the world? ) [Mei-Yin gets there with little difficulty] * Miyu blinks. * Miyu goes to look. * Mei-Yin checks the license plates against the one on her list. ( I know why. ((_^ ) * Chelsea goes to have a look as well. [It certainly seems to be Saki's bike, yup] * Eoi goes over to look. I wonder why it'd be in the teachers' private lot. Maybe she graduated really early and IS a teacher? * Hikaru shrugs. Could be. ... Yeah right. * Chelsea shrugs. "Maybe she just felt like parking here." [All of a sudden, someone pops up from behind the bushes and snaps a picture] *** Kirby is now known as Girl Or maybe she stole i- Wah! * Chelsea rolls her shoulders and casually brushes her hands against her pantslegs. ...Damn it, you didn't let me pose! * Vicki grumbles. "Mysterious, college-aged students find courage to approach Saki's bike". That's so cool! It'll make a great headline! * Mei-Yin pulls out her videocamera and snaps a picture of the other girl. * Eoi stares at the girl. ... Uh. Why would we need courage to look at a bike? * Hikaru looks REALLY confused. Right. Of course it will. * Girl stares at Eoi, through the camera. Ask her to go get Saki, Eoi. Say, speaking of Saki, do you suppose you could go fetch her for us? ... I have somewhat of a bad feeling about this. * Girl points the camera at Chelsea and chuckles. "So, what brings you to these parts?" Interns? Student teachers? That's so cool! We're looking for Saki. * Hikaru nods. "Maybe this girl's some sort of gang leader here?" Oh, you're looking for the gang? That's so cool! I can take you to them! * Chelsea frowns. I know everything about the school, you see. I have the largest information network ever. Isn't that cool? Okay, if you say that's so cool one more time, I'm going to smack you. I'm sorry, but I am. ...she reminds me of myself. *** Vicki has quit IRC (Quit: And all the guys think I'm a pretty fine iinazuke ) * Girl blinks. "I do! That's so cool!" Except nobody ever noticed me. ( ... ) ( ... ) She scares me. ( Probably wrong button again. ) So, then, you can take us to Saki? That'd be nice. *** Vicki has joined #BESM * Girl takes the camera down (finally) and laughs. "Say, you wanna meet with the manga club?" Uh, maybe later. We really need to talk to Saki. ...why would we want that? * Girl puts a finger to her lips. "Shhh! Keep your voice down!" No, we wanna meet with Saki. Is that really so hard for you to understand? * Vicki rolls her eyes. Do you know what you're saying? What if she hears you? That's not cool. Okay, I officially deem this a lost cause. This girl's more of a ditz than I am. I am? That's so cool! ... ... ... Dear God, she *is*. ( This girl is going to die in TSoaC. ) PLEASE let me smack her. Please. I beg you. * Hikaru twitches. ( ;_; ) No Vicki. I'm sure she'll get hers in the long run. ( Actually, she's going to die in Run. ) ( Die horribly. With sharp things sticking out of her head. ) Really? Cool! ( Hey, she can die in both! ) ... ( No problems. ((_^ ) Oh dear god. ... On second though, feel free. If you say cool one more time, I'm gonna smack you no matter what they say. I really really am. * Hikaru facepalms. Ducks don't have any thumbs. ... ( Can I smack Miyu? ) ( Please? ) * Mei-Yin STARES at Miyu. * Chelsea walks up to the girl. "Okay, I'm going to say this in small words. We want to talk to Saki. That is all we want to do. Can you wrap your tiny little mind around that concept?" * Girl frowns at Vicki. "You're not very nice." * Eoi stares at Miyu. Ok. Miyu's gone bye bye. * Miyu waits for the girl to respond to her statement ( Oh, she was baiting. ) * Eoi edges carefully away from Miyu. ( You're a long way from being a master baiter, Dem. ) I'm just SICK of hearing the word cool! Not everything is cool! * Girl frowns at Chelsea. "Geez. You keep saying that!" * Hikaru glares at the girl. "And YOU are REALLY trying my patience." Yes, funny thing about that. * Girl beams at Vicki "I know! That's what makes it cool!" .... See, I keep saying it because I mean it. * Vicki smacks the girl. Hard. Very hard. Eep! Eep! Okay, I suggest we wait here for Saki and kick this girl's ass while we do. * Girl hides in the bushes before Vicki can get to her. * Mei-Yin cringes away, even though she's not the target. ... Nice work Vicki. She's gotta come out here, this IS her bike. _ * Chelsea sighs. "That was uncalled for, Vicki. And if I keep saying it was uncalled for, perhaps I'll believe it myself." Hey, I warned her. *** DemoBaldursGate has joined #BESM She's the idiot who said it. *** DemoBaldursGate is now known as Demota * Chelsea grins. "Yes, and isn't that so cool?" I didn't make her say it. I gave her plenty of warning. ... Well, you chased her off before I could do anything rash. That's a good thing. * Girl pops back up and snaps a picture of Vicki. "'Violent thugs attack editor!' What a scoop!" * Eoi snickers at Chelsea. ( What happen? ) ... ... * Eoi beats his head against a nearby wall. * Vicki groans. Ow! Ju~ust what we needed. Sorry Kimiko. I'm going to strangle that chick. I really am. * Eoi stops. *** Miyu has quit IRC (Ping timeout ) *** Demota is now known as Miyu *** Chelsea has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer ) Hey, er, Ms. Editor! I've got a proposition for you. ( Blargh. Everyone, stop pinging out. This I command! ) We'll give you an exclusive scoop on what it's really like to talk to Saki if you leave us alone. ( I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse. ) And don't print that other thing. ( Thank you, Serpentor. ) What do you say to that, huh? Really? You're really going to meet with Saki? Yeah. We said that about 12 times. Yes, we really are. * Hikaru nods. *** Chelsea has joined #besm And we'll tell you all about what she's really like. It'll be a great story (Bleah.) "College students commit suicide" - That'll be a great headline. Thanks! Just leave us alone, she might not talk if you're around, you know? ... Why the hell do you think Saki is so dangerous? ... and believe me, she can't be worse then anything we've seen.. ( That's a dirty lie. ) ( Saki scares me. ((_; ) ( You know it ^_^ ) ( Heh. ) ( Sure I do. I GM the game she's in, remember? ) ( Ada scares me more than Saki does. :P ) I promise we'll go straight to...er...where's the newspaper room? ( Yes, Ada scares me quite a bit too. ) Because... It's Saki! Everyone knows... You sure you don't just wanna meet with the gang leader instead? ( That's because Ada is a sinister little creature. ) We don't know. Why don't you tell us? Tell us, and I swear that we'll go straight to you and tell you everything you want to hear. Really. But you gotta let us talk to her alone. Okay? * Chelsea gets a sudden headache. "Oi." ( Dear god, let this work. Dear god, let this work. PLEASE!!!! ) It's your funeral. She usually cuts classes and hangs out on the roof. ( The Roof! The perfect place for a battle! Oh great, Saki is gonna kick our asses. ) Thank you. ( ^_^ ) To the roof, folks. Thanks The roof. Sounds good. ( What would MC be without combat? ) Alright... Finally. Thanks, Vicki. Welcome. ( Okay, I got y'all here, you guys get to handle the combat. ) ( More story-orinented? Less deadly? I don't know. ) * Girl pokes Eoi's shoulder. * Eoi blinks. Yes? Can I have your bike when you're, um... done? I mean... you won't be needing it anymore, you know? ... Fine. If I die, you can have my bike. ... ( Maybe she'll ride it under a steamroller or something. ) Thanks! That's so cool! * Miyu eyes the girl. Why, exactly, is Saki so dangerous? * Girl beams at Miyu. * Vicki groans. Because... she is. Everyone knows that. Dear god, please, Miyu, SHUT UP ... * Girl looks at her watch as it beeps. "Gotta run. Good luck!" Vicki. just leave me alone. * Girl runs off. "They're all gonna die. That's so cool!" *** Girl is now known as Kirby ... Excuse me, but if you talk to her, she'd talk more. May she get hit bu a steamroller. I don't WANT her to talk more. Hey, that's not a very nice thing to say. Hey, she wants me dead for my bike. I don't care. She talks more than I do. ANYWAY. How about we head to the roof. * Hikaru sighs in relief. * Eoi goes to try to find a way to the roof. * Chelsea starts walking for the school. * Miyu goes * Mei-Yin follows along in the back, videotaping the march of doom. [A thought crosses Eoi that the stairs might be a good place to start looking] * Eoi follows through on that rare bit of intellegence and heads for the stairs. ( Wow, that's so cool. ) ( It is. ) * Vicki locks arms with Hikaru. [Eoi finds his way to the roof.] * Hikaru takes Vicki's arm. * Chelsea , like, follows. * Eoi would powerposes if this was that kind of game. Instead, he just looks for Saki. * Mei-Yin makes sure to get lots of video of Hikaru and Vicki. * Mei-Yin makes a note to add shoujo sparklies later. * Vicki follows. * Hikaru follows. ( Snerk. ) * Mei-Yin pans the camera across the rooftop, looking for the girl in question. So, uhh, if this is our last day on earth, anything you wish you'd done, Hikaru? Or said? ( Vicki. ) ( ... Oh shit. One of them is DEAD. ) ( Whaaaaaat? ) * Hikaru blinks. "Uh..." ( Nono, something Hikaru wishes he'd done. Vicki. h_h ) ( *baps you* ) ( Wah! Don't tempt the GM! ) ( *snerks* ) ( *Snicker* ) Come on, you might as well tell me. I mean, if we might die and all. I...uh, I'd wish that we'd gotten a chance to actually go out at least once. ( Yes Vicki. I have to tell you.. I am actually a woman! ... Shit. ) ( ^_^_V ) But... I don't think we have to worry. ^_^;; Anything else? * Vicki stares at Hikaru with something very close to puppy-dog eyes. That's all? [Eoi spots Saki, half sitting, half leaning next to the far wall. There's another girl there as well, with short green hair and wearing a standard school uniform. No sooner does the door open then she spins, unfolding a chain] *** Kirby is now known as Saki *** Kirby2 is now known as Girl * Mei-Yin pans the camera over, taking them in. Uh. Hi. * Eoi waves. ^_^; * Chelsea follows up. "Hello." * Hikaru blushes a bit and opens his mouth, trying to think of something to say. Yep, I thought so. We've gone a while without a fight scene. Sorry to bother you, but.. uh.. * Saki sighs. "Now what?" Some weird guy told us you could help us. * Hikaru mutters. "Oh, great introduction there." Oh look. Yay. ^_^; ... That's a pretty pathetic turn on. And I don't date girls. ... Uh. No. It's not that. I vote that I sit this one out with Hikaru. REally. * Mei-Yin zooms in on Saki's face, and then on the other girl. See.. (damn, this sounds stupid..) Who the hell are you people? Nice man told us you could help me cure a vampire. Uh, sure. You guys do the talking. ^_^; Us? We're the Mystery Club. I mean, you know, since I suck in a fight and, you know, I need Hikaru to, umm, protect me! Right. Wow, I'm gonna have to do some heavy rewriting on this dialogue. ... Cure a vampire. Right. * Vicki backs away slowly. "I'll just be...somewhere....over, that way. ( In other words. "Hey, Eoi. You kick their asses. Miyu might help." ) * Miyu (returns and scrolls up. -_- ) Hey, It's what we were told. ( Chelsea will help too. Maybe. ) What do you really want? I'm not in the mood to fight today, so if you're one of those jackasses looking for one, just go away, alright? ( We need Eoi to shift genders right here. That'd work. :P ) * Eoi sighs. Listen. We're not kidding. Kimiko, start talking Can I explain it? Er... Huh? About what? Miyu. That will just make her think I'm insane. (Quick, Eoi! Say "The Universe Hates Me!") JUst... talk. Two different voices. Pleeeease? I love this part. I like seeing the looks on their faces. ( *snicker* ) ... Uh, are you sure it's a good idea to do that, Vicki? Eoi, am I going to have to start scripting speeches for you? ... The universe is a cold and lonely place. Okay, see, Eoi here, that's that chick right there, is really a guy. But he's posessed by a vampire. So he needs to get her out of his head, see? Hey, you script 'em, I'll ready him. ( Read 'em. ) Uh huh. And someone told us that you could help us. ( Wow, I'm sleepy. ) But, she's not leaving until she's cured. Or something. It's a confusing issue. Uh... huh. Oh yes, that is SO much better Vicki. _ It's true! Well, it's the truth. Listen. I know we sound like we're nuts but.. we're not. The truth always works. * Chelsea rubs her temples. "Simply delightful." Well, usually. Oh, I believe you. * Mei-Yin zooms in. * Saki smirks. "I just don't care." ... .... This is the part where she says she'll help us if we beat her and her friend in a fight. * Eoi smiles and shakes his head. Can I show her now? I think we should all show her. Don't you? Oh boy. Why doesn't this surprise me. Maybe that'll freak her out and she'll help us then. She believes us Vicki. She just doesn't give a damn. I know Fine Saki. How do we make you give a damn? I meant show her US, you know? If she believes us already, I don't thinking showing her would freak her out. Yes, I know. * Vicki grins. "And how we make our living." ... * Chelsea chuckles. "Now, there's a healthy attitude. And what, pray tell, must we do to make you care?" You don't. I do as I please. I mean, if you can believe in vampires, a kitsune and a youkai aren't that shocking. ^_^;; Well, you could always try paying her to care. Listen. I've had a really bad month. Just tell us how to get the cure please? I You weren't supposed to tell! *bops Hikaru over the head* I'd pay her, but I don't even have enough cash for a new motorcycle. We were supposed to SHOW her baka. Sorry. I don't accept bribes. ( But I was off talking to Vicki, not to Saki. ^_^;; Did she even hear? ) Listen, Miss Saki. I just want to get cured, alright? Pity. I have a lot to spend on bribes. Are you going to make us fight? Good for you. I'm really quite annoyed. I just want to get this over with. Cause if you are, I'd like to change now. There's a hospital down the street. ... ( Note to self. Be evil to Saki. End note. ) Go ahead, Vicki, Hikaru. Might as well get it over with. I say we bitchslap her to the ends of the earth! Boy, you're a real bitch. I was right, it's all coming down to a big fight scene. ( Eoi suddenlt has a heart attack and dies :P ) Mostly because of this new girl, Vicki. ( Damn. Again? ) What if I am? Nothing. You just are. * Miyu just sits down, holding her head. She's not relaly looking well at all... Not just give us the fucking cure so we can go, alright? Let's not provoke her, Vicki. Please? I'm tired... Aww come on...it'd be fun! Dammit, Vicki. Vicki, SHUT UP. Besides, my ears itch. Wow, Eoi even _acts_ like Ranma. You know how many of us have been killed. * Vicki sighs. Now I _know_ this will come down to a fight. ... I don't want to see any more unnecessary fighting. Okay fiiiiiine. Look, I don't know what you might have heard, but I don't know any easy ways to cure vampirism. You guys don't know how to have fun. Easy ways? We just need a way. We weren't looking for an easy way. JUst any ways. The one I got involved killing the master vampire. That was just hell. Besides, our source is reliable. ( Yes, it was. Even though you didn't get to do it. ) ( Yup :P ) ( I still have his charsheet. ((_^ ) ( It killed off everyone but Saki ^_^ ) *quietly* I don't wanna fight anyone... *shudders*...I hate what I'm like then. ( ... ) ( Maybe I'll recycle it sometime. You'll get a chance to try it. ) ( Aw damn. It was only supposed to kill Sai and Mei. ) ( Nah, Sai just wasn't there. :P ) ( [...] ) ( Fair 'nough :P ) I'm sure it was. I don't wanna fight. I just wanna change. So. You really don't know a way huh? Whatever. It's none of my business. Ah. So you were a vampire yourself? Well. Fuck. You people never have any fun. Why the hell would Xelloss lie to us at this point? For a brief period, yes. So? Because he's Xelloss? I'll get back to you on that, Eoi. * Saki sighs again. "Look, I'll tell you what." * Chelsea frowns. "Past tense, huh? Well, that complicates things nicely." Of course it's past tense. It's daytime Chels. * Eoi looks at Saki. "Hm?" * Saki gestures to the girl next to her. "You seem so eager to fight, so if you beat... what's-her-name... here, I'll tell you what I can." ( Hey, it's the real world. Daytime wouldn't give a damn for TSoaC vampires. ) I knew it. ... Damn. Hey, I didn't say that. Great work. * Eoi sighs. Who said we wanted to fight? ... dammit, Vicki. Fine. Whatever. You gave that impression, Vicki. I said I wanted to change, not fight!! * Chelsea raises an eyebrow. "What, not fighting for yourself?" Of course not. I just told you: I don't feel like it. Fine then, just blame me. I ALWAYS get blamed. Well you people can fight for yourselves. Can't we just beat her at... like.. poker or something? Let me guess? One on one fights, of course? Cause I'm not getting involved in this. * Girl glances at Saki. "If it's combat that will convince you..." I'd rather not fight.. * Vicki sits off to the side. * Mei-Yin peers at the girl. Hmph. ... Suit yourself. ... Is there no toher way? ( no other. Sleep.. taking effect.. ) ( Do we know anybody else with green hair? ) ( You know what? Miyu's really bitchy today. ) ( Her boyfriend just died, Vicki ) Maybe. I don't know. Surprise me. Maybe you'll come up with something I like. Forget this. I didn't come here to fight. Donno. I'd suggest a race, but my Motorcycle got trashed a while back. I'm not fighting for people who blame me. No way no how. ( You figured she'd have the same personality as the one in TSoaC? :P ) * Miyu eyes Vicki. ( She doesn't? :P ) ( She doesn't? ) ( Not quite. :P ) ( I can't tell the difference. ) * Vicki sticks her tongue out at Miyu. ( Sorta similar. But not quite. ) Weren't you the one who said "I say we bitchslap her to the ends of the earth" ? * Eoi turns and looks at Vicki and Miyu. Will you two STOP FIGHTING. Hello, it was a JOKE Jesus christ, you people have no sense of humor either. Let me guess, your little club hunts monsters, right? * Eoi looks at Saki and nods. Yes. * Eoi looks back at Vicki. We don't have a sense of humor? * Saki smirks. "No wonder you all seem to hate each other." When we're not busy becoming them, yes. * Vicki folds her arms over her chest. While YOU'VE been sitting on your ass all day, we've been through HELL. ALRIGHT? Hey, screw you! YOUR father didn't decide to come back and YOU didn't find out that he's an evil person! You do whatever the hell you feel like. You didn't have to see Calvin or Andrew die. You didn't have to get beaten into the fucking GROUND. LITERALLY. I assume you have a proposition that works along those lines, Saki? So FUCK OFF! No, an evil god decided to attack my grandfather, I've got a fucking VAMPIRE In my HEAD. ... I've seen friends die, my BIKE was WRECKED. Which we're CURING, aren't we? Proposition? No. I was just curious. So either help out, or SHUT THE HELL UP. Fine, forget this shit. Ah. Too bad. I don't need you people. * Eoi turns away from Vicki and back to Saki. * Vicki gets up and leaves. Vicki...wait! * Hikaru runs after Vicki. ( Wow. Vicki really PO'ed Eoi. ((_@ ) * Miyu closes her eyes... ( Heh ) * Mei-Yin swings the camera around to catch their exit and then swings back to Eoi and Saki. ( Wow, Vicki is really pissed off too. ) * Saki laughs aloud. So. There is nothing we can do besides fight? I mean, we could like have a.. Dance Dance Revolution contest or something. I doubt that's your style though. DDr sucks. ( I'd say a match of King of Fighter, but she'd kick our ass. ) Answer me one question. ( Eoi> Prolly, yeah. Unless we used Shigeru as a hidden character. He has some mean moves. ) Why should I help you? ( Eoidoken? ) ( Or is that ChelseaDoken? ) Don't know. You know what I'm going through? No. Don't really care, either. Hm. Because we asked politely? And you think I owe you something because of that? No. We were just hoping you'd.. you know, Be nice. *** Vicki has left #BESM * Saki laughs. "If the world were 'nice' there'd be no problems." Not really, no. I don't pretend to think that you 'owe' us for anything, really. Yes, and wouldn't that be simply dreadful? Just awful. And technically, I am being nice. Normally I'd have left by now. I don't know. I'll give you a Kirby plushie if you do? Please miss. I really need to know this. The better question is why wouldn't she? ... A plushie? What has she got to lose? * Eoi nods. Are you kidding? No. ^_^; * Saki beckons Eoi around a corner where the others can't see. "Come here a minute. Let me teach you a thing or two about how to bargain." * Eoi shrugs and follows. ( Oh crap. Eoi is going to get a beating ) * Mei-Yin follows with her camera. * Chelsea rolls her shoulders and brushes her pantlegs. * Girl moves in front of Mei-Yin, barring her path. ... (She noticed Mei-Yin. Astonishing. c.c) * Mei-Yin backs off, looking at the girl strangely. ( Yeah. ) ( It happens every so often. :P ) * Mei-Yin turns up the amp on the microphone, though. ( She's a Psychic! ) ( She's a Type S-F. ) ... I don't understand Vicki. ( Buy a level of Linguistics then. ((_^ ) ( No, Miyu meant that she didn't understand why Vicki acts the way she does, not a language thing ) ( ... ) ( That was a joke Demota. ((_ ) *** Ked has quit IRC (Quit: *yaaaaaawn* ) ( Hard reboot. ) ( Yes. I know. *** Mei-Yin has quit IRC (Ping timeout ) [Dicesuke:#BESM PING] [Eoi comes back, followed shortly by Saki] * Eoi walks from behind the wall. * Eoi walks over to the others. Eoi? *** Mei-Yin has joined #BESM * Chelsea looks at Eoi with an inquiring look. Well. I got the info. My obviously superior negotiating skills allowed me to get the info. ...sure. ^_^_V So, you made a lucky guess and it paid off? Anyway, we need to find a Chizuru Yasui. She lives in the Yasui Taekwondo dojo. ( ... ) ( ... ) ( ^^ ) ... Yes. But don't tell anyone, alright? ( My words exactly. ) ( Do we have to eat her cooking? ) ... alright. * Chelsea chuckles. (Maybe we can beat her at a cooking contest to get the info.) ( Her food will kill us! ) ( Kill us DEAD. ) Anyway, let's be off! ( Not if we kill it first! ) * Eoi heads off that roof as quickly as he can. Saki is scary. .... right. * Miyu goes along. *** Girl is now known as Kirby [MC vacates the premesis quickly. Woot] * Mei-Yin follows along, recording not-quite-so-happily. *** Kirby is now known as Editor * Editor pops up on your way out. "So how'd it go?" Really well. She's such a nice girl. You're not dead! That's so cool! You should talk to her some time. ( BWAAAHHAHAHAAHAHAH ) Ok, but what about Saki? She's actually lonely and misunderstood. Try bringing her chocolates. Oh, we are talking about Saki. So nice. Friendly too. * Editor blinks. "Er... huh? * Chelsea pretends to be hyper and excited like the editor. "Yeah! Isn't that so cool?" Oh yes, we had such a nice conversation. Did she hit you on the head? Oh, no. She was very polite. Well... I guess... That's cool... Maybe. Hey! ( Let's get the Editor beaten with chains! ) Maybe I can get a scoop out of this! Wouldn't that be cool? That would be soooo cool! * Mei-Yin rolls her eyes. Yes! Go have a talk with her! That would be rad! So so cool! * Editor nods at Mei-Yin "Yes! Wouldn't it?" It would! I'll do that! Thanks. You guys are cool! Oh yes. Cool to the max. Now, we have to go. * Editor heads off into the school. Yes. Yes we are. Worship us. *** Editor is now known as Kirby * Chelsea snickers. Let's get out of here before the shooting starts Sounds good to me. * Eoi goes to his bike and starts the ride to the shrine. ... a bit annoying, but I don't really think she deserves death... I wonder where Shigeru is... She won't die. She'll just be a bit hurt. [Eoi reaches the shrine! Pity he was supposed to go to the dojo!] * Eoi heads for the Dojo then. ( I'm seeing double. I am _not_ going to be able to play for much longer. ) ( I'm tired. Gimme a break. ) ( Eep. ) ( Brett, any idea how much longer it might take? ) * Chelsea goes straight to the dojo and wonders where the hell Eoi thinks he's going. ^_^ ( Till the Kirbies come home. ) *** Saki is now known as Kirbydesu * Miyu goes along. Yay. [The group arrives at the well-renowned Yasui Taekwondo Dojo] ( renowned for it's unholy cooking. ) * Eoi hops of his bike and locks it. ( Off. ) [To make a long description short... picture Ranma's house :P] ( Full of holes? ) ( No :P ) * Eoi looks for a way into the Dojo. ( Funny, I thought he didn't have one, so he lived at someone else's place. :P ) [Eoi spots the gate, and wonders if that might help] ( No, he has one. YOu just don't see it until late in the series, and then it gets wrecked. ) ( Do I REALLY have to describe it? ;_; ) ( He has one by the end of the last manga. It's his mom's house, actually ) ( And yeah, it gets wrecked. And Nodoka moves in with the Tendos. Muahahahah ) * Eoi goes through the gate. [Fine. Picture the one in Yawara, then] * Miyu goes along * Mei-Yin follows along, videotaping all the way. ( I'm guessing one of Chizuru's nasty foods is actually a vampirism cure? ^^; ) The group walks through the courtyard to the house. * Chelsea follows. [There's a nifty doorbell on the wall] * Miyu knocks on the door * Eoi presses the nifty doorbell. * Miyu stops knocking on the door [A younger girl wearing an apron over a tanktop and Taekwondo pants opens the door and looks around. "Hi! What can I do for you?"] Are you... Chizuru? * Brett twirls a ladle around expertly. "That's me!" ( ... ) *** Kirbydesu is now known as Chizuru * Chizuru does that, dangit. ( Oh shit. You got there when she was cooking. ) Hmm... Eoi? You talked with Saki. You know what to do ( Yep @_@ ) ( We're DEAD. ) Uh.. Hi.. Saki told us you could help us.. Hmmm... * Chizuru blinks. "Looking for Taekwondo training?" See.. I need a way to cure a Vampire. ( Actually, her food is fairly easy to kill ) Uh.. No. A way to cure a vampire. ( Maybe in YOUR game. ) ( This is MC ) My dad's the best in the world you know... oh. Ok. ( I expect it to be deadly enough to kill us all. ) ( True ) ( What? Her dad is Kim Kapwhan? ) Well, come in! Sit down! ( No, her great grandfather was Kim Jae Hoon. :P ) * Miyu steps inside.. * Eoi comes in and sits down, surprised at the sudden shift in personality from the last person he talked to. ( She's mostly Japanese, after all ^_^ ) So... Vampire cure, is it? * Mei-Yin steps inside carefully and pans the camera around to get a view of the house. * Chelsea comes in and sits down. * Miyu sits down * Chizuru cups her chin in her hand. "Well... Hm." * Eoi nods. It's been a while, but I think I can work some into my cooking! That's what I did when Kai got turned into a vampire for a while. But he's fine now. ... Kai? Anyhow, just give me a few minutes and all cook you all a nice meal! * Chizuru runs off to the kitchen. ( Chop! ) ( Wai ) ( Chop Chop! ) This should be nice... ( Oh HELL no. ) (Chop!) ( I'm cured! *dies* ) ( Kirby! ) ( Aren't you just loving this session? ^^ ) ( I'm tired. But it's fuN! ) ( I'm still seeing double. o_o_o ) Hm. Sounds like it's just a simple herb or something. Definitely easier than hunting down some Master Vampire [Ten minutes later, Chizuru comes back, handing everyone a big bowl of whitish-green lumps with little purple spots here and there. She even gives one to Mei-Yin, although she has 3 or 4 spares anyhow. To Eoi, however, she hands what looks like a bowl of crumpled up oreo cookies mixed with milk and orange soda.] Here ya go! Enjoy! ... Uh.. looks... uh.. * Eoi pokes at it. "... Yummy?" o.o; * Mei-Yin nibbles at the... cookie? * Chizuru smiles. "Eat up!" ( GWAHAHAHA! ) Well, here goes nothing. ( Mei-Yin's is a lump, not cookie :P ) * Eoi takes a big 'ol bite. ( Eoi got the only cookie. ) ( Eoi dies. ) ( Instantly. ) ( Make a body roll, +6 penalty Eoi ) ( O_O ) * Chelsea grins as genuinely as she can. "Oh, I couldn't. I just ate." 2d6+6 (Uh. You know that's impossible to make) 2d6+6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6+6) and gets 15. Oh come now, it's good for you! ( Not with a crit. :P ) ( A crit would only SLIGHTLY kill me. ) ( No, Crit is 'suceed anyway' ) * Eoi swallows the food, tears running down his face. * Chizuru beams. "See? It's great!" Mm. Very.. good. yes.. So.. I'm cured? That's it? Should be, yep. Thank you SO MUCH! Hear that Kimiko! You're cured! Wow. It was that easy? * Kimiko is forcefully split for Eoi's body. "Wagh!" ( "This food...it reminds me... of my Oyaji! OYAJIIIIIIIIIII!" *manly tears* ) @_@ GAH. ( Please say I'm male again. Please say I'm not still female. ) Wow! That's... wow. ( Roll a d6, Eoi ) ( Oh goddess. ) Say "Thank you" to the nice lady, Eoi. d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (d6) and gets 2. ( Aw man. ((_; ) ( /me waits for the shoe to drop. ) ( /me is waiting for that as well. ) [Eoi is looking at himself :P ] ... OH SON OF A BITCH! Hey! I'm cured! I'm... I'm... waaaaah! ( Kimiko got split off in Eoi's body! Bwahahahaha! ) ARGH! * Miyu blinks * Chelsea tries her hardest to stifle her laughter. The universe HATES ME. *** Ardweden has joined #besm God DAMN IT! * Chizuru blinks. "Something go wrong?" ( SHIGGY! ) ( Hi Ard. We cured Kimiko. ) What's wrong, Kimiko? ( Ard! You missed a great session ;_; ) (Hey, neat!) ( Only.. Eoi is now stuck in Kimiko's body. And Kimiko is stuck in mine. ) (Figures. ^^; I ended up in a Final Fantasy RPG today.) ( Because Brett is an evil bastard. ((_; ) I... I.... I don't wanna be Eoi! I want my own, much cuter body back! ... @_@ Like I want to still be you! Damnit! I'm sick of being a girl! Now I can't even change back! (Yes, that's about the size of it. :P) AND I can't keep an eye on you! DAMN IT! .. Oh, uh. Thanks Chizuru. ^_^; Sorry, this was just unexpected. Hey! You're the one who never does anything fun! ;_; Sure you can, Eoi. You just need a mirror. * Eoi smiles slightly, then goes back to cursing up a storm. Don't suppose you can whip up anything that changes gender? ... * Eoi stares at Chelsea. _ um... You know... Maybe I can make something up. Gimme a minute. * Chelsea beams. ^_^ ... Another thing? * Chizuru bounds into the kitchen. ... Uh. That won't help. Then I'll just be a Male Kimiko. ( /me is almost falling over laughing here. ) Oh. And Kimiko will be a female me. ... never mind, Chizuru We need to find a way to switch bodies. ( But you'd be good looking then! :P ) ... Damn. This sucks. A LOT. * Chizuru comes out with a bowl of purple spaghetti with green noodles. "No? Are you sure?" Umm... we're sure. @_@ ( We need Anthy! ) * Miyu stays away from the sex change spaghetti Thanks anyway. But being a Male Kimiko wouldn't help much. ( Himemiya Anthy's Body Switching Curry! ) I mean, I'm good with stuff like this, being the incredible cook that I am. Sure you don't... if you say so... Ah well. Thanks for the help anyway. Who is Kai, anyway? He's my pet! Thanks anyway Chizuru. We'll find a way. * Miyu blikns. K. Your pet got turned into a vampire? Glad I could help. Or... Sorry I couldn't... Or... Hey, you helped Chi. At least the major problem is solved. * Chizuru slaps a fist into her palm! "Say! Why don't I bake some cookies for you to take home?" It'll be my way of apologizing. Uh. Sure. Um... sure. c.c; ( New weapons! ) * Chizuru smiles and runs into the kitchen. ( My thoughts exactly ) (Yeah. I can use 'em with Chelsea's thrown weapons skill. ^_^) ( RA.. *throws a cookie into it's mouth* ... ar. *dies* ) ( If they're hard, they can be used as a discus of some kind. If too soft, maybe it can make a decent plastic explosive ) * Chizuru returns in 8 minutes flat with a plate, wrapped in alluminum foil. "Ok, here you go! Just be sure not to expose them to natural light and you'll be fine!" .. O.. kay. * Eoi puts hem in his backpack, careful to make sure no light can get near them. O... kay Thanks again. ( 'His'? :P ) How delightful. ( And don't feed them after midnight, either. ) ( I'm using His. Not a work Hikaru. ) Sure thing! Drop by again some time! ( word. ) ( This makes me want to run Animon again. ;_; ) (... well, I was planning on restarting it later on anyways. ^^; ) * Eoi walks outside and mopes. Damn. This freaking SUCKS. * Miyu walks outside. You're telling me. We'll find a way to switch your bodies back. Hey, at least you have a body now. That's a step up, right? But it sucks. ( You know, Eoi and Kimiko can still get married like this ) Hey, I'm not exactly happy like this. ( ... ) I mean, how am I supposed to wear leather in this? People will think I'm a freak! ( o/~ Mi~yu o/~ Come talk to Saki behind the building for a second. Ignore the shotgun ) ... NO. LEATHER. *** SidDAoC has quit IRC (Read error: Broken pipe ) Either that or they'll assume you're a Rocky Horror Show enthusiast. Please. ;_; ... Chel. You're not helping. ;_; Hey! It's my body!... more or less. I should be able to do what I want! Oh? * Chelsea grins. "I know. Isn't it so cool?" Maybe we can make Quentin eat the cookies... ... Chelsea. _ Anyhow, I'm gonna go hit the town. Later. Please don't encourage he... Oh no you don't. * Kimiko walks off. Oi. Kimiko. * Eoi runs after Kimiko. You're not doing ANYTHING weird while you're in my body! Sorry, sorry. Look, Eoi, maybe we should go ask your grandfather if he has any ideas how to fix this. * Mei-Yin runs after them with her camera. * Miyu chases after them Wait up! Uh-huh. LATER! Oh, I have _got_ to get this on tape. [Eoi gets out of the gate just in time to see her fly off] ( Wai! Shukufuku! ) No! DAMN! ... ( Wait, she can still fly? ) I hate my life. ( At least, I think that was the one where everyone was cahsing each other ) ( ^_^ ) ( oh, NOW she can fly. ) .... ( God DAMN it. I don't even get the powers. ((_; ) Miyu! After her! Hai! * Miyu flies after. Find out where she's going! I'll try to follow! ( Dude. She was a major plot point in the original MC. Do you think I'm going to let her go just like that? :P ) [Miyu is much too slow to keep up] ;_; Grr... ( Okay, we need to end this, I'm sorry. ) * Miyu settles back to the ground. Too slow. ( Yeah, this is a good point to end it. ) (Sure.) ( That's what I'm trying to do :P ) ( So, shall I? ) ( Sure. ) ( Yes. ) [Session End]