[19:48] [Day: Monday. Time: 8:00 P.M.] [19:49] [For the first time in ages, MC actually met in the clubroom at the appointed time! Not that it seems to have mattered...] [19:49] [Session Start!] [19:49] (Hmm, week six.) [19:49] *** DamienRoc is on IRC [19:50] *** Kirby2 has joined #besm [19:50] * Shigeru sits in his usual seat and types away. [19:50] ( You guys will despise me after this session, but I don't care XD ) [19:51] (What, again?) [19:51] ( It'll be worth a good laugh :P ) [19:51] ( Don't you usually say that? :P ) [19:51] *** Yu-Mei is now known as Chelsea [19:51] ( Nice timing :P ) [19:52] ( Right. :P ) [19:52] ( Feel free to... ya know... do stuff. ) [19:52] * Eoi , ya know, does stuff. [19:52] [A ceiling tile falls on Eoi] [19:52] * Chelsea walks in, looks around, and goes over to sit by Shigeru. "Hey, Shiggy. How goes?" [19:53] * Shigeru shrugs. "It goes." He looks up at Chelsea. "You?" [19:53] * Sai knocks on the door, and pokes his head in. [19:54] Oh, good. You guys are here. [19:54] * Mei-Yin walks in a few moments later, carrying her customary stack of lunches. [19:54] * Shigeru looks over at Sai, then blinks. "Hey. You're the guy from the temple, right?" [19:54] Hello, everybody! [19:54] * Sai enters the room. "I wasn't exactly sure when you guys met here." [19:54] * Chelsea waves her hand. "So-so. I've been trying to take steps towards solving my family problems, but I can't seem to get anything done on that front." [19:54] Hiya Mei. [19:54] * Eoi blinks at the guy he kinda remembers, and the weird girl he doesn't remember who just walked in. [19:54] Um. Yes, that was me. [19:55] Whozis? [19:55] * Mei-Yin hands Eoi a lunch as she walks past. [19:55] * Shigeru gestures to Mei-Yin. "This is Mei-Yin. You don't remember her, but that's not your fault. She's got a power or curse or something that keeps people from noticing, recognizing, or remembering her. And she's a good cook." [19:55] * Eoi shrugs and pokes at the lunch. "Uh. Thanks." [19:56] K. [19:56] * Eoi digs into the food then. [19:56] * Shigeru snickers. [19:56] * Chelsea grins. "Well, if she's a good cook, she's alright by mea. " [19:56] * Sai nods. [19:56] (-a) [19:56] ( And suddenly, Chelsea realized she was Italian :P ) [19:57] You guys, ah, dont mind my coming here, do you? I know I'm not a member of your club... [19:57] It's no problem. Have a lunch. [19:57] * Mei-Yin smiles and hands Sai a box lunch. [19:58] ( Mama mia! ) [19:58] Oh. Thank you. [19:58] * Mei-Yin sits down next to Shigeru and holds out a lunch. [19:58] * Sai accepts the lunch. [19:58] * Shigeru absently takes his lunch with a, "Thanks" as he concentrates on Sai. (Thoughts?) [19:59] No, it's fine, er, whassername. We're not big on organizational structure right at the moment. [19:59] That's an understatement. [19:59] * Chelsea glances over to Mei-Yin. "What, nothing for poor ol' me?" [19:59] ~Ergh. I feel awkward.~ [19:59] * Mei-Yin points to where she set the rest of the lunches. [20:00] Help yourself, Chelsea. [20:00] * Shigeru digs into his lunch. "Anyway, you're fine by me, Sai. You probably don't know what you're getting yourself into, though." [20:00] * Chelsea chuckles. "Oh, fine. Make me work for it, why don't you." She gets up and grabs a lunch, returning to her seat next to Shig and daintily digging in to the meal. [20:01] (Daintily digging in? Innit that an oxymoron?) [20:01] ( Not if you eat it fast enough. ) [20:01] (No, it's possible. Just difficult. ^_^) [20:01] * Sai nods. "Well, that doesn't change the fact that I'd like to help. Could you tell me what you're up against?" [20:02] * Shigeru types away while he shoves food in his mouth. "Wouldn't know where to begin." [20:02] Ah. [20:03] * Chelsea chuckles. "Who we're not up against would probably be the shorter list." [20:03] ( You're up against a malicious GM and a lotta Kirbies. ) [20:03] * Sai shrugs and begins to eat. [20:04] I guess the big picture is that we're pawns in a nice, big game. Our "player" is Treasa, a vampire who lost twenty years ago. [20:04] *** DamienRoc is on IRC [20:05] Oh, I don't think we're pawns, really. [20:05] Well, I'm a pawn, I suppose. I'm not very powerful. [20:05] but Shigeru and Chelsea are more like knights, or maybe bishops. [20:05] And Eoi is like a rook. Big and rock-headed. [20:05] * Shigeru presses the enter key a few times and snickers. "Y'got him there." [20:06] Uh...huh. [20:06] * Chelsea snickers. [20:06] * Shigeru blinks, then curses and slams his laptop closed. [20:06] Oh my. [20:06] (closed -> shut) [20:06] Did something go wrong? [20:07] Hmm? [20:07] What's up, Shig? [20:07] Yeah. Quentin, again. [20:07] Quentin? [20:07] ( Everyone make a soul roll (and yes, you can do your own rolls this session. I'm being lazy :P) ) [20:07] * Shigeru sighs and slumps. "And I was in such a good mood, too." [20:07] 2d6 [20:07] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (2d6) and gets 6. [20:07] 2d6 [20:07] Ah. Couldn't get into his system? [20:07] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6) and gets 8. [20:07] 2d6 [20:07] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6) and gets 8. [20:07] * Shigeru shrugs glumly. "Gotta try, right?" [20:07] (MAde it, hee.) [20:07] (Oh, shut up.) [20:07] 2d6 [20:07] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6) and gets 4. [20:07] ( Made it ) [20:07] (;P) [20:08] Have you tried extreming it? [20:08] ( ^_^_v ) [20:08] ( Sorry if I'm a bit quiet. ) [20:08] 2d6 [20:08] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Sai (2d6) and gets 5. [20:08] ( Made it. ) [20:09] * Shigeru considers, then shakes his head. "Didn't have anyone to..." He looks up at Mei-Yin, then grins. [20:09] ... [20:09] Something's up. [20:09] * Mei-Yin smiles prettily. [20:09] ... [20:09] Uhm, guys? I think Eoi's right. [20:09] * Sai looks around warily. [20:09] * Eoi looks around, an odd look on his face. "It's like.. I donno. The world stopped moving or something." [20:10] * Mei-Yin blinks. [20:10] That would be very impressive. [20:10] * Shigeru blinks. [20:10] Stopped moving? [20:10] * Shigeru looks around the room. [20:10] * Chelsea nods. "It feels like time stopped. In a kind of relative sense, anyway." [20:10] [A voice from out of nowhere yells. "Isn't it? Isn't it? I thought so too!"] [20:10] * Shigeru blinks and sits up in his chair. [20:11] ...I hate when this happens. [20:11] * Chelsea blinks. "Ah, I beg yout pardon?" [20:11] *** Kirby is now known as Voice [20:11] Why? Why hate it? It's so much fun! [20:11] ( The world stopped! Isn't that so so cool? ) [20:11] ( Oh no. Not Jin. ) [20:11] ... [20:11] ( /me cries. ) [20:11] A new player has been added to the game! Here comes a new challenger! [20:11] ( Oh god no. ((_@ ) [20:11] What the hell? [20:11] * Eoi looks around. ".. The hell?" [20:12] * Shigeru frowns. [20:12] ... [20:12] Oh dear. [20:12] ( Nobody can spot the source of the voice. ) [20:12] * Sai clenches his hads into fists. [20:13] * Chelsea frowns. "I'm sorry to pry, O Mysterious Voice, but since we have no shortage of time, could you perhaps tell us who we're adressing?" [20:13] * Eoi blinks. "Wassamatta Sai?" [20:13] * Shigeru blinks and looks extremely confused. He gets up and starts walking around the room. [20:13] [The club's door opens, behind it a glowing portal.] [20:13] Not yet! Not yet! [20:13] This is too much deja vu... [20:13] Can't tell where it's coming from. This's never happened before. [20:13] Come on in, game's just starting! [20:14] * Chelsea looks at Shigeru. "That's... odd." [20:14] If you're who you sound like... [20:14] * Shigeru nods, and his eyes dart to the portal. "Really odd." [20:14] Bill Gates? No, not him! [20:14] ... [20:14] Oh good, I won't have to kill you, then. [20:14] * Shigeru grins at that. [20:15] Well. This bodes poorly. [20:15] * Mei-Yin blushes a llittle. [20:15] C'mon! Wanna play the game! [20:15] In! In! In! [20:15] Play! Play! Play! [20:15] * Chelsea rolls her shoulders and brushes her hands agaisnt her pantlegs. "A game, hm?" [20:15] It's a good one. You'll love it! [20:15] Would you like to play Tic Tac Toe? [20:15] No, it's LOTS better than that! [20:15] * Shigeru grabs his laptop and puts it away. [20:16] What, it's a Kirby game? [20:16] * Sai glares in the direction of the portal. "The last time I played a game like this, I didn't like it." [20:16] It's a surprise! [20:16] * Chelsea chuckles at Mei's question. [20:16] This a common occurance for you, Sai? [20:16] If you win, you get a wish! A conditional wish. With conditions, you know? [20:16] O_O [20:16] Oh no. [20:16] * Mei-Yin runs through the portal. [20:16] ... A wish? [20:16] Right. As opposed to a conditional wish with no conditions. [20:16] Mei! [20:16] You. [20:16] Yay! That's one! [20:17] ... Well. [20:17] * Sai stands up. [20:17] C'mon! Waiting for more players! [20:17] * Eoi runs after the weird girl. "She's gonna get herself killed!" [20:17] Whee! That's two! [20:17] * Chelsea sighs. "Come on. Let's go make sure Mei doesn't get herself killed." [20:17] More! More! [20:17] * Shigeru curses and runs through the portal. [20:17] Gotta play 'em all! [20:17] * Chelsea gets up and walks calmly into the portal. [20:17] * Sai grits his teeth and stomps through the portal. [20:17] ( That everyone? ) [20:18] (I think so, yeah.) [20:18] ( Oh gods, this is gonna suck. ;_; ) [20:19] (Um, yup!) [20:19] [It's cold. Very cold. You emerge onto a mountain top, with snow beginning to fall. Around you is an army, armed with swords and spears and pikes. They're facing a winding, decending path running between two hills. The ones up front are starting to move forward.] [20:20] [Everyone with Cultural Arts (history), make mind rolls!] [20:20] ...well, this isn't quite the same as last time. [20:20] ( Or just cultural arts. ) [20:20] 2d6-2 [20:20] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (2d6-2) and gets 7. [20:20] 1d6-3 [20:20] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Sai (1d6-3) and gets -2. [20:20] 2d6-1 [20:20] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6-1) and gets 8. [20:20] 2d6-3 [20:20] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Sai (2d6-3) and gets 1. [20:21] (Wow, I'm bright today. ;P) [20:21] 2d6-5 [20:21] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-5) and gets 3. [20:21] ( This IS Sai's favorite subject, after all. ^_^ ) [20:22] [The people don't seem to be paying much attention to you] [20:22] * Shigeru shivers and zips up his jacket. "Last time?" [20:22] * Mei-Yin shivers. [20:22] * Mei-Yin doesn't have a jacket. ;_; [20:23] Where are we? [20:23] Yes, last time. I've done something like this before. [20:23] Are we ready? [20:23] * Shigeru blinks at Mei, then sighs and removes his jacket, handing it to her. [20:23] * Chelsea shivers. "A Chinese army?" [20:23] Ancient China, I'd guess. [20:23] Yeah? Tell us about it? [20:23] Ready for what? [20:23] * Mei-Yin beams. [20:24] * Chelsea licks her lips. "I can't seem to tell which dynasty." [20:24] Ready? This bodes.. [20:24] Neither can I. [20:24] Thousands of years. Kinda runs together, I imagine. [20:24] * Mei-Yin takes the jacket gratefully and cuddles up against Shigeru's side to keep him as warm as she can manage. [20:24] Let the game begin! [20:24] * Chelsea unties a jacket from around her waist and puts it on. "Poorly. Yes, Eoi, I know." [20:24] Thanks... [20:24] Hey! What're the rules? [20:25] * Shigeru blushes. "Er... welcome." [20:25] Win: Defeat Overlord Dong Zhuo! Lose: Yuan Shao is defeated! [20:25] ( ... I knew it. ) [20:25] [The people start charging towards the hill. A man on a horse shouts further than he should be able to shout. "Sun Jian, go straight forward. Cao Cao, go to the top of the Fan Shui gate!"] [20:25] Sorry, we're kind of already in the middle of another game. [20:25] ... [20:25] ( This FAILS to surprise me. ) [20:25] ( Told ya ^^ ) [20:25] ( Oh gods, we're in Dynasty Warriors. ) [20:25] (Waaaah!) [20:25] ( Wai. Dynasty Warriors. ) [20:25] ( I'm the only one who guessed? ) [20:25] [The man continues, "Yuan Shu, you attack from the rear."] [20:26] Well. This is uh.. odd. [20:26] Great, we're in the middle of a war. [20:26] [He finishes with, "Liu Bei, go around and watch the Hu Lao gate."] [20:26] ( Atom: My natural inclination was to expect Romance of the Three Kingdoms. :P ) [20:26] ( I've got Dynasty Warriors 2 in my PS2 as we speak. ((_^; ) [20:26] ( Sai, what do you think DW is based on? ^^ ) [20:27] ( I know what it's based on. I'm just more familiar with it's predecessor. :P ) [20:27] Lovely. [20:27] How are we supposed to win a war?! [20:27] Great. So we have to kill a Chinese warlord. [20:27] * Shigeru sneezes to one side. "Well. Nobody's paying attention to us." [20:27] Shouldn't be too hard. [20:27] [Indeed, the troops are running right by towards the path] [20:28] Which side is which, anyway? [20:28] If you think you can take his general, go ahead. [20:28] I have no clue. [20:28] I mean, we only have an army to get through. How could that possibly stop us? [20:28] ( An army of mooks. Pathetic Mooks. Watch out for that damn "Named Troops" tho. ((_^ ) [20:28] * Sai mutters. "This is so much worse than the maze." [20:29] * Chelsea tries to figure out which side is which, and who to kill. [20:29] * Sai peers down at the army. [20:30] [The guys running past are all in blue armor.] [20:30] Argh. [20:30] [Or blue clothing] [20:31] Well, logically, he wouldn't start us near the guy we need to kill, so these guys are probably on our side. [20:31] Better get moving! You only have 90 minutes! [20:31] ( reminds me of an old NES rpg, but I can't remember the name. ) [20:31] Now we're timed? [20:31] Oh no. [20:31] ( Destiny of an emperor? ) [20:32] * Shigeru nods. "Get to the fighting. That's where everyone should be." [20:32] ( Ah, that's it. ) [20:32] * Chelsea looks to see how much the odds are stacked, and in which direction. [20:33] * Eoi blinks and stares off into nothingness for a second. "... Woah. Weird. Some guy named Yuan Shu is going to betray someone." [20:33] [Chelsea sees no enemy troops yet.] [20:33] *** Retrieving #besm info... [20:33] * Chelsea looks at Eoi. "Eh?" [20:33] ...it's gotta be the guy we need to save. [20:33] * Sai blinks. [20:34] No, the guy who he betrays had red troops all around him. [20:34] * Shigeru frowns as he thinks. "Yuan Shu. That's the man... attacking from the rear." [20:34] Yuan Shao, if he dies, we lose, so he gets betrayed, right? [20:35] Looks like it. [20:35] Yuan Shu, not to be confused with Yuan Shao, who we need to protect. Right. [20:35] The guy who Yuan Shu betrays is surrounded by guys in red armor. [20:35] Remember, remember, why can't I remember? [20:35] * Mei-Yin wracks her brain for chinese history. [20:35] Anyway, we might want to stay moving. Y'know, 90 minutes and all. [20:36] * Shigeru sneezes to one side again and crouches, yanking out his laptop and booting it up as quickly as he can. "Hurry, hurry." [20:36] We don't even know for sure which guys we're supposed to fight yet. How can you get moving? [20:36] [The laptop doesn't turn on] [20:36] Well, we're near the blue guys, and I saw red guys. [20:36] * Shigeru snarls in frustration. [20:36] I think the Red guys are the enemy. [20:37] * Shigeru stuffs the laptop in its case. "Let's just get there." [20:37] Whyzzat, Eoi? [20:37] Ah ah... No cheating! [20:37] Right. [20:37] Donno. Just guessing. [20:37] Okay, let's at least start moving to try to stay warm, or something. [20:37] * Shigeru gets to his feet. [20:37] But because the guys in blue didn't hit us, I'm guessing the guys in red will. [20:37] * Eoi pulls out his Naginata. "Works for me." [20:38] * Chelsea draws her rapier. [20:38] * Shigeru sighs and starts heading for the fighting. [20:38] Right. So lets go kill Dong Zhuo. [20:38] ...and watch out for Lu Bu. [20:38] But what about the other guy? Yuan Shao? [20:39] Shouldn't we try to protect him? [20:39] Lu Bu? [20:39] (Am I the only one walking that way? :P) [20:39] Nasty warrior who fought for Dong Zhuo. [20:40] * Eoi starts following after Shiggy. [20:40] * Sai walks after Shigeru. [20:40] * Mei-Yin walks along beside Shigeru, doing her best to keep him warm. [20:40] ( all I remember is that he was a badass. ) [20:40] [A unit of troops runs by Chelsea. She "slides" out of the way without trying as one brushes by her.] [20:40] ( He's the one with the red horse right? ) [20:40] * Chelsea eyes the troops. (Colors, markings?) [20:40] ( He IS a badass. Toughest character in the game. ) [20:40] ( The Red Hare. ) [20:40] ( Sure is ^_^ ) [20:41] [Blue, same as the rest.] [20:42] -> [dansuke] PING [20:42] * Shigeru stops and narrows his eyes. "Okay, I got them." [20:42] [MC eventually gets to the path, where they see blue guys fighting purple guys.] [20:43] Got them? [20:43] Got who? [20:43] Got what? [20:43] ( Got milk? :P ) [20:43] * Shigeru points northwest. "Yuan Shao. Blue." [20:43] ( Yes! ) [20:43] * Shigeru points southwest. "Dong Zhuo's that way. He's red." [20:43] Right. [20:43] So.. Blue-boy is gonna betray Dong Zhou? [20:43] No, wait. [20:44] * Eoi smacks his head. "Wrong Yuan." [20:44] * Shigeru frowns. "I... don't know. I see them as blue and red." [20:44] But... look. Those purple guys? They're red, too. [20:44] So, do we defend Yuan Shao, or attack Dong Zhuo? Or do we actually split up? [20:44] So.. Yuan Shy might betray Dong Zhou rather. [20:44] ...we might have to split up. [20:45] * Shigeru nods. [20:45] I don't like the thought of splitting up, but I fail to see an alternative. Sai, do you have a shield spell? [20:45] Splitting up might work.. Maybe.. Me and.. Sai was it? Head for Dong Z... [20:45] * Eoi stares into space. [20:45] Yes, I have a shielding spell. [20:45] ( ..If we split the party, we shall die. ) [20:45] ... I just got another vision. Buncha guys in yellow. All of a sudden, they got.. like frozen in their tracks. [20:46] Yellow? [20:46] * Shigeru frowns and looks around. [20:46] Maybe they're the reserves,a nd they're not coming? [20:46] * Eoi shrugs. "So, do we split up or not." [20:46] Alright. You'll be defending, then. And Eoi, is that 'sorcerous frozen'? [20:46] Yeah, Yellow. [20:46] [Shig sees only blue fighting purple] [20:46] Seems li.. [20:46] Lu Bu's unit is attcking Yuan Shu. [20:46] Uh. I can't actually shield others. [20:47] Just myself. [20:47] * Shigeru curses. "We have to do something *now*." [20:47] ( You really do only have 90 minutes. After that, Yu's running Ard's and ND's GCI mini :P ) [20:47] Okay, Chelsea, eoi, and Sai, you go attack the guy we have to defeat. [20:47] Folks, I say we head for Dong wassisname. [20:48] Come on, let's hurry! [20:48] Right. [20:48] Shigeru, we'll go try to defend Yuan Shao. [20:48] * Shigeru points in the direction of Dong Zhou. "He's that way. Bu's distracted, so get moving." [20:48] * Chelsea eyes Mei-Yin. "Just you two?" [20:48] we're the best at hiding. [20:49] * Eoi nods and starts heading the way of the Dong. "Good luck you two!" [20:49] * Shigeru swallows and nods. "We'll do what we can." [20:49] * Sai runs after Eoi, casting a shield spell as he goes. [20:49] * DemoGaming (misparses ) [20:49] Good luck. [20:49] ...fine. Just keep yourselves alive, tho. [20:49] ...we'll try. [20:49] We'll try, yeah. [20:50] * Chelsea heads towards Zhou as quick as she can. [20:50] ( Shig and Mei, into #YuanShao ) [20:52] [As Eoi, Sai, and Chelsea approach the purple guys, a group of five turn towards them and chase after.] [20:53] ( Gonna fight them or try to run past? ) [20:54] Do we have time for this? I don't have any way of fighting without magic, and if I can't keep that up for long. [20:55] [A few more troops come in from the front.] [20:56] [They surround the group and pace cautiously.] [20:56] * Chelsea looks at the approaching mooks. (Do they have bows?) [20:56] Let's just try to bust through! We don't have time to fight all of them. [20:56] ( Nope. 5 swordsmen, 10 pikemen ) [20:57] * Chelsea takes out a throwing knife. "Works for me." [20:57] [Chelsea's turn] [20:57] ( No need for init. You're all faster :P ) [20:58] * Chelsea throws a knife at the guy who's the closest to being between her and Doing Zhuo. [20:58] ( Roll. ) [20:58] 2d6-4 [20:58] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-4) and gets -1. [20:59] [The knife not only kills the man she aimed for, but three men behind him.] [20:59] [Eoi's turn] [20:59] * Sai blinks. [21:00] (... @_@;; ) [21:00] * Chelsea blinks. "Some throwing arm I've developed." [21:00] * Sai turns and looks at Chelsea. "How did you do THAT?" [21:00] * Eoi slashes at the nearest soldier. [21:00] 2d6-6 [21:00] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-6) and gets 2. [21:01] I have no idea. Either we're a lot tougher here, or these guys have all the durability of rice paper. [21:01] [Eoi cuts through three men with one slash] [21:01] [Sai's turn] [21:01] Woah. Sweet. [21:01] ( Hey, that's an insult to rice paper. ) [21:01] (Justy poke one in the eyes, Sai. ^_^ ) [21:02] ( I have not so strong level 2. :P I doubt that's work. ) [21:02] * Sai aims at a clump of men and fires a soul burst. [21:02] (Oh. Then just sit back and let us keep slaughtering 'em.) [21:02] 2d6-2 [21:02] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Sai (2d6-2) and gets 10, a CRITICAL FAILURE!!! "God hates you, and so do I." [21:02] ( ... ) [21:02] (...) [21:03] ( ...sitting back was a better idea, I think. ) [21:03] ( Yeah. ) [21:03] ( Hey, that's the first crit he's given in quite a while, I think. ) [21:03] ( And by the way, go to hell, Dicesuke. ) [21:03] [The magic bursts seconds after Sai unleashs it, injuring him minorly.] [21:04] ( Only if you meet me there, mageboy. ) [21:04] [Mooks turns] [21:05] ... Uh. Ouch. [21:06] [The mooks hack at each of you, 2 per person + 1 more on Chelsea. Roll <# of dice> . ie 7 2d6-2] [21:06] 3 2d6-3 [21:06] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (3 2d6-3) and gets 2 7 5. [21:06] 2 2d6 [21:06] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Sai (2 2d6) and gets 2 11. [21:06] 2 2d6-4 [21:06] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2 2d6-4) and gets 1 5. [21:06] ( Woot. Double-made. ) [21:07] ( Made one. ) [21:07] [The mooks poke Chelsea and Sai once each. Sai's shield absorbs the attack, and Chelsea feels little more than a scratch.] [21:07] *** DemoGaming has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer ) [21:08] [Chelsea's turn] [21:09] * Chelsea cuts at the guys in front of her with her rapier. [21:09] 2d6-5 [21:09] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-5) and gets -1. [21:09] [Chelsea kills 5 of them] [21:09] [Eoi's turn] [21:10] * Eoi slashes again. 2d6-6 [21:10] 2d6-6 [21:10] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-6) and gets 4. [21:10] * Chelsea shakes her head sadly. "And these men are supposed to be soldiers?" [21:10] Upi [21:10] You'd rather he made them tougher? [21:10] [Eoi finishes the last two] [21:10] Let's keep going! [21:10] No, not really. [21:10] * Eoi continues running towards the Dong. [21:10] *** DemoGaming has joined #BESM [21:11] * Chelsea gets going again. [21:11] * Sai runs after them. [21:12] ... Shit. [21:12] Eh? [21:12] Yuan Shu's troopers were defeated. [21:12] [An important man wielding a pike, flanked by 4 guards, runs up. You can tell he's important from the glowing red Chinese Kanji above his head] [21:13] Yeah, well, if the situation were different I'd worry about Shig. But it's not, so he shouldn't have problems with these guys. [21:13] * Chelsea looks at the Kanji. [21:13] [Chelsea's turn] [21:13] ... [21:13] This bodes poorly. [21:14] * Chelsea shrugs at stabs at Niou Fou with her sword. [21:14] 2d6-5 [21:14] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-5) and gets -2. [21:14] [Chelsea hits! However, he's actually still standing!] [21:14] [Eoi's turn] [21:14] * Eoi slashes at the guy with his Naginata. [21:15] 2d6-6 [21:15] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-6) and gets 1. [21:16] [Eoi hits, but he's still moving] [21:16] [Sai's turn] [21:16] * Sai gulps, takes aim at the man, and fires another Soul Burst. [21:16] 2d6-2 [21:16] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Sai (2d6-2) and gets 1. [21:17] [The man goes. "Ueeeeee!" and falls. Sai finds himself yelling. "I defeated an officer!"] [21:18] * Sai blinks and covers his mouth. [21:18] Well, uh. That was odd. [21:18] ( *looks around for a sword or shield the man dropped.* ) [21:18] [Eoi finds a bag.] [21:18] Uhm. Yeah, Sai, I guess you did. [21:19] [Another voice shouts. "We must be triumphant!"] [21:19] * Sai puts his hands down. "Why the heck did I say that?" [21:19] * Eoi grabs the bag and looks inside. [21:19] ( Let me guess. Kirby Plushies? ) [21:19] This is a strange game. [21:20] [Eoi can't open it yet. :P] [21:20] * Eoi shrugs and puts the bag into his pack, saving it for later. [21:20] (Are there more mooks for us to kill, or can we get going again?) [21:20] [More guys come running at you. Just 5] [21:20] [Chelsea's turn] [21:21] * Chelsea slashes at them with her rapier. [21:21] 2d6-5 [21:21] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-5) and gets 2. [21:21] [Chelsea defeats 3 of them.] [21:21] [Eoi's turn] [21:22] * Eoi slashes. [21:22] ( Wow, three guys while _slashing_ with a _rapier_ ) [21:22] 2d6-6 [21:22] ( I'm impressed. ^_^ ) [21:22] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-6) and gets -2. [21:22] [Eoi kills the rest] [21:22] (Yeah, well, these guys aren't that tough, it seems. c.c;) [21:23] [Many of the other approaching troups are engaging the blues, who are coming from behind.] [21:23] * Eoi continues forward. [21:24] * Chelsea keeps heading for Dong Zhuo. [21:24] [After some walking, another man with kanji over his head comes near.] [21:24] [Chelsea's turn] [21:24] * Eoi looks at the kanji. [21:24] ( Or not. ) [21:24] [Eoi doesn't know Chinese, and can't decipher it] [21:24] * Sai runs after them, tripping once. [21:25] * Chelsea aproaches the man, and tries to put her sword into his eye. [21:25] 2d6-4 [21:25] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-4) and gets 3. [21:26] [Chelsea succeeds, but the man doesn't seem any more affected by this than he would if she stabbed him in the stomach] [21:26] [Eoi's turn] [21:26] * Chelsea frowns. [21:27] * Eoi slashes at the guy. [21:27] 2d6-6 [21:27] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-6) and gets 2. [21:28] [A hit, but he presses on!] [21:28] [Sai's turn] [21:29] * Sai blasts at the guy. [21:29] 2d6-2 [21:29] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Sai (2d6-2) and gets 2. [21:29] [That finishes him. The guy falls, and Sai shouts "I defeated an officer!"] [21:30] Geez Sai, why do you keeping doing that? [21:30] * Eoi looks to see if the guy dropped another bag or somethin'. [21:30] [He dropped a box] [21:30] * Eoi grabs the box and puts it in his pack. [21:31] I don't know! [21:31] [Up ahead, a large gate opens.] [21:31] It just happens! [21:31] * Chelsea keeps heading towards Dung Zoo, or whatever. Until the gate opens, of course. [21:31] [Another voice: "Don't be outdone! Fight harder!"] [21:32] * Eoi heads for Dung Zoo as well! [21:32] That was the Fan Shui gate. [21:32] Okay. Do we not want that opening? [21:32] No, I think we wanted it open. [21:32] Oh. Well, that's good. [21:32] * Sai follows. [21:32] ( Now you can go under it :P ) [21:34] [Passing or going through the mooks, the group continues, until another man approaches. He looks more important than the last two, and is wielding a naginata] [21:34] [Init ^_^] [21:34] ( Uh-oh. ) [21:34] d6+7 [21:34] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (d6+7) and gets 9. [21:34] ( We're dead. ) [21:34] ( We're SO dead. ) [21:35] ... Zhang Liao. [21:35] d6+6 [21:35] Anyone know who... yeah, that's him. [21:35] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Sai (d6+6) and gets 8. [21:36] ( Init, chel. ) [21:37] [... Order: Zhang Liao, Eoi, Sai, Chelsea] [21:37] d6+7 [21:37] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (d6+7) and gets 13. [21:37] *** Kirby2 is now known as Zhang [21:37] (Sorry.) [21:37] [Better. Chelsea, Zhang Liao, Eoi, Sai] [21:37] *** Zhang is now known as ZhangLiao [21:37] ( ...shit. ) [21:38] [Chelsea's turn] [21:38] * Chelsea stabs at the nice, apparently tough fellow with her sword. [21:38] 2d6-5 [21:38] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-5) and gets 7, a CRITICAL FAILURE!!! "God hates you, and so do I." [21:38] (...) [21:39] ( Well, that's embarrsing. ) [21:39] * ZhangLiao parries Chelsea's attack, then delivers a spin kick at her, hitting her in the stomach. [21:39] ( +a ) [21:39] Chel! [21:39] [Zhang's turn] [21:40] * ZhangLiao goes for Eoi next, since he has a naginata ^_^ [21:40] [Def roll, Eoi] [21:41] [Eoi. def roll. :P] [21:41] 2d6-4 [21:41] ( I know. ) [21:41] ( ... Diceie? ) [21:41] ( Uh.. Did I ping out? ) [21:41] ( Nope. ) [21:41] ( Dice-chan. ) [21:41] 2d6-4 [21:42] ( ... ) [21:42] 2d6-4 [21:42] *** Voice has quit IRC (Ping timeout ) [21:42] ( Dice-chan died. ) [21:42] ( Someone tell ND. ) [21:42] *** Dicesuke has quit IRC (Quit: this is a bot's life ) [21:43] *** Voice has joined #besm [21:43] *** Mandoric has quit IRC (Ping timeout ) [21:44] *** Voice has quit IRC (Quit: ) [21:44] ( Lag ;_; ) [21:45] ( Yah, Dicey's having the same problem. ) [21:45] *** Brett has quit IRC (Ping timeout ) [21:45] (Hoo boy.) [21:45] [Mei-Yin:#BESM PING] [21:46] ( Sammich go boom. ) [21:46] ( Or a router, more likely. ) [21:46] (Yup.) [21:46] ( This window still seems up... ) [21:47] ( Albeit very slow. ) [21:47] *** Brett has joined #besm [21:47] *** Dicesuke has joined #BESM [21:47] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Dicesuke [21:47] *** Mandoric has joined #besm [21:48] [Unpause] [21:48] [Eoi needs a def roll] [21:49] 2d6-4 [21:49] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-4) and gets 3. [21:49] [Eoi defends the attack] [21:49] *** Sidhe has joined #besm [21:49] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Sidhe [21:49] [Sai's turn] [21:49] ( Lo Sid ) [21:50] * Sai aims at the guy and fires a Soul Burst. [21:50] 2d6-2 [21:50] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Sai (2d6-2) and gets 1. [21:50] ('lo.) [21:51] [The blast collides with the man, causing him to be knocked off his feet, but he rises quickly.] [21:51] Can't say I fault his choice of weapons. [21:51] [Chelsea's turn] [21:51] * Chelsea sneers goodnaturedly at the man and attacks again. [21:51] 2d6-5 [21:51] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-5) and gets 0. [21:53] [Chelsea strikes the man hardily.] [21:53] * ZhangLiao responds to that by slashing at Chelsea with his naginata [21:53] [Def roll] [21:53] ... [21:53] Lu Bu is somewhere nearby. [21:54] ...great. [21:55] ( Chel? Def roll ) [21:56] (GAh.) [21:56] 2d6-3 [21:56] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-3) and gets 4. [21:56] (Sorry 'bout that. ^^;) [21:56] [Chelsea dodges the slash.] [21:56] [Eoi's turn] [21:56] * Eoi slashes at the guy. [21:56] 2d6-6 [21:56] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-6) and gets 4. [21:57] [Eoi hits the guy, and he falls over] [21:57] [A sword appears!] [21:58] * Eoi powerposes. "I defeated Zhang Liao!" [21:58] * Eoi grabs the sword. "Ooh. Neat. Want this Chel?" [21:58] Sure, lemme see. [21:58] [Eoi shouts "I defeated an officer!"] [21:58] [As soon as Eoi touches it, it vanishes] [21:58] * Chelsea blinks. [21:59] ["CP + 1" Appears over Eoi's head] [21:59] ... Or not. [21:59] * Sai blinks. [21:59] ( ;_; ) [21:59] [Another voice shouts: "Go! Show them our strength!"] [21:59] * Eoi blinks. ".. That was odd. Let's keep going." [22:00] Uhm, right. Let's go. [22:00] [Yuan Shao shouts "Don't persue Lu Bu!"] [22:00] Like we were planning to? [22:00] [He continues: "Go around him to the Hu Lao gate!"] [22:00] Right. So where's the guy we need to kill? [22:00] *** ZhangLiao is now known as Lu [22:01] *** Lu is now known as LuBu [22:01] * LuBu comes riding for you atop a red horse. [22:01] .... Shit. Ok, let's find this Hu Lao gate. [22:01] Sounds good to me. [22:01] * Chelsea looks around for the Hu Lao gate. [22:01] * Eoi quickly looks around for the gat.e [22:01] [Chelsea doesn't see it yet :P] [22:01] (Swell.) [22:01] Uh. Let's start running. [22:02] * LuBu rides up and slashes at Eoi (def at +2, Eoi) [22:02] ( Aw Shit. ) [22:02] 2d6-2 [22:02] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-2) and gets 8. [22:02] ( Ouch. ) [22:02] ( Well Eoi, it was nice knowing you. ) [22:03] [Eoi is sent flying from the attack, barely managing to get up again after it] [22:03] ... Ow. [22:03] * Chelsea blinks. [22:03] Shit! This one's tough [22:03] Let's get out of here! [22:03] Yeah. So, to the gate we go, then. [22:04] * Chelsea takes off. c_c [22:04] * Eoi starts running AWAY from the nice man and tries to figure out which way to the gate. [22:04] * Sai runs after them. [22:04] * LuBu persues the group, but is cut off by red and green clad armies. [22:05] This is a good thing! Keep moving! [22:06] [The group comes before a large gate. There's seige equipment already set up.] [22:06] * Chelsea ignores Eoi, keeps moving, and keeps looking for something that claims to be the Hu Lao gate. [22:07] [A small group in yellow armor is standing near the equipment, fighting a much larger group of purples.] [22:07] [One man has kanji over his head] [22:07] [One of the yellows, that is] [22:08] ... Help those guys in the yellow I think! [22:08] Well, that's an interesting name. [22:08] Are they the assult group? [22:08] What's an interesting name? [22:08] Well, the writing over that one guys head labels him 'Assault Captain', so yes, I think so. [22:08] [There are many more purples than yellows] [22:08] Let's go give 'em a hand. [22:08] Let's help! [22:08] * Chelsea goes and does that. [22:08] * Eoi goes to help 'em. [22:08] [Chelsea's turn] [22:09] * Chelsea slices at them, hoping they're as easy as the other guys were. [22:09] 2d6-5 [22:09] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-5) and gets -2. [22:09] 2d6 [22:09] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6) and gets 3. [22:10] [Chelsea kills 5 of them.] [22:10] [Eoi's turn] [22:10] * Eoi slashes the dudes. [22:10] 2d6-6 [22:10] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-6) and gets 0. [22:10] [Eoi kills 4 of them] [22:10] [Sai's turn] [22:11] * Sai hangs back. [22:11] [Mooks turn] [22:11] ( Uh... Just make one defense roll :P ) [22:11] ( Each of you ) [22:11] 2d6-3 [22:11] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-3) and gets 5. [22:12] (...barely. c.c) [22:12] 2d6-4 [22:12] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-4) and gets 4. [22:12] ( Made it. ) [22:12] ( Sai? ) [22:13] 2d6 [22:13] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Sai (2d6) and gets 6. [22:13] (Failed.) [22:13] [Sai is hit by a number of troops, but none manage to get through his shield.] [22:13] [Chelsea's turn] [22:14] * Chelsea does more mookslaying with her sword. [22:14] 2d6-5 [22:14] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-5) and gets 2. [22:14] 2d6 [22:14] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6) and gets 10. [22:14] [Chelsea kills 3 [22:14] ] [22:14] [Eoi's turn] [22:14] * Eoi slashes. [22:14] 2d6-6 [22:14] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-6) and gets -2. [22:14] *** Sidhe has quit IRC (Ping timeout ) [22:15] 2d6 [22:15] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6) and gets 9. [22:15] [Eoi kills 5] [22:15] [Sai's turn] [22:15] * Sai continues to hang back, conserving his energy. [22:15] 2d6 [22:15] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6) and gets 9. [22:16] [The mooks attack again, though there are considerablly less.] [22:16] [Def rolls] [22:16] 2d6 [22:16] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Sai (2d6) and gets 6. [22:16] 2d6-3 [22:16] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-3) and gets -1, "That's a critical success, don't think this means I like you." [22:16] [Chelsea reacts by killing 3 more mooks] [22:16] 2d6 [22:16] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6) and gets 8. [22:17] ( Woot! ) [22:17] ( eoi? ) [22:17] [Sai is pelted a bit, by the way.] [22:17] *** DemoGaming is now known as Demota [22:17] [Shield still holds, though] [22:18] ( Eoi, 5 ) [22:18] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Demota [22:18] ( 4 ) [22:18] *** Demota sets mode: +o Brett [22:18] ( 3 ) [22:18] *** Demota sets mode: -o Demota [22:18] 2d6-4 [22:18] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-4) and gets 5. [22:18] 2d6 [22:18] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6) and gets 8. [22:18] ( Sorry. ) [22:18] [Eoi avoids being mooked. Chelsea's turn] [22:19] * Chelsea swipes her sword at more mooks. [22:19] 2d6-5 [22:19] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-5) and gets 5. [22:19] 2d6 [22:19] [Chelsea only kills 2 this time] [22:19] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6) and gets 9. [22:19] [Eoi's turn] [22:19] * Eoi slashes. [22:19] 2d6-6 [22:19] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-6) and gets -3. [22:19] [Eoi kills 6 mooks] [22:19] [Sai's turn] [22:20] 2d6 [22:20] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6) and gets 9. [22:20] ( ::eyes Shig's rolls:: c.c;) [22:20] ( Yeah. They suck :P ) [22:20] (Beyond belief, let me tell ya.) [22:20] [Sai's turn, still...] [22:21] * Sai does what he's been doing. [22:21] 2d6 [22:21] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6) and gets 3. [22:21] [The mooks attack summore. Def rolls] [22:21] 2d6-4 [22:21] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-4) and gets 5. [22:21] ( Made it. ) [22:22] [Eoi avoids the mookiness] [22:22] 2d6-3 [22:22] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-3) and gets 4. [22:22] [Chelsea does too!] [22:22] [Sai's turn] [22:22] 2d6 [22:22] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Sai (2d6) and gets 8. [22:23] [Sai is pelted by mookiness. His shield finally goes down, and one lucky mook manages to give him the equivalent of a mosquito bite] [22:23] [Chelsea's turn] [22:24] * Chelsea yawns and does more mookmowing. [22:24] 2d6-5 [22:24] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-5) and gets 4. [22:24] [Chelsea kills 2 mooks] [22:24] [Eoi's turn] [22:24] * Eoi slashes again. [22:25] 2d6-6 [22:25] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-6) and gets -2. [22:25] Think we're getting into a rut? [22:25] [Eoi kills 5] [22:25] [The Hu Lao gate opens!] [22:25] ( Yes. ) [22:25] [There's still plenty of mooks left, though.] [22:25] Let's go! [22:25] ( Still battletime? ) [22:26] ( Nah. ) [22:26] ( Unless you wanna fight more ) [22:26] * Eoi trys to bust through the mooks and get through the gate. [22:26] * Chelsea heads for the gate! [22:27] * Sai runs after them. [22:28] [Troops of all four colors follow in to meet the onslaught of purple mooks within. Also inside is a bearded man on a horse and a woman with two clubs. Both have kanji over their heads] [22:28] The guy on the horse is out target. [22:29] Dong Zhuo? [22:29] [Init ^_^] [22:29] Yep. [22:29] * Chelsea draws her obsidian dagger. "Yup." [22:29] d6+7 [22:29] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (d6+7) and gets 11. [22:29] And Diao Cian. [22:29] d6+7 [22:29] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (d6+7) and gets 12. [22:29] d6+6 [22:29] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Sai (d6+6) and gets 11. [22:30] [Eoi/Diao Cian, Chelsea, Sai, Dong Zhuo] [22:30] [Eoi's turn] [22:31] * Eoi slashes at Dong Zhou. [22:31] 2d6-6 [22:31] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-6) and gets 4. [22:32] [Eoi cuts the man.] [22:32] [Diao Cian's turn] [22:32] [Diao Cian swings both maces at Chelsea] [22:32] ( Def roll ) [22:32] 2d6-3 [22:32] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-3) and gets 7. [22:32] ( Poo. ) [22:33] [She smacks Chelsea with the funny looking weapons.] [22:33] [Chelsea's turn] [22:34] * Chelsea snarls, ignores the girl with the sticks, and waves her dagger towards Dong Zhuo. "My Magic Attack." [22:34] 2d6-4 [22:34] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-4) and gets 7. [22:34] 2d6 [22:34] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6) and gets 7. [22:34] [The bolt collides, knocking him down but briefly.] [22:34] [Sai's turn] [22:35] * Sai casts his shielding spell. [22:35] 2d6 [22:35] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6) and gets 3. [22:35] [Dong's turn] [22:36] [The overlord hacks at Sai with his big sword.] [22:37] 2d6 [22:37] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Sai (2d6) and gets 8. [22:37] [The sword bites into the shield, but fortunately doesn't penetrate] [22:37] [Eoi's turn] [22:37] * Sai sighs in relief. [22:38] 2d6 [22:38] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6) and gets 6. [22:39] ( Eoi! ) [22:39] * Eoi slashes at Dong [22:40] 2d6-6 [22:40] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-6) and gets -1. [22:40] ( Sorry, was getting a soda! ) [22:40] [Eoi slices into the big man] [22:40] [Chelsea's turn] [22:40] 2d6 [22:40] *** RDMgryphon has joined #besm [22:40] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6) and gets 3. [22:40] * Chelsea waves her dagger at Dong again, saying "My Magic Attack". [22:40] 2d6-4 [22:40] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-4) and gets 8, a CRITICAL FAILURE!!! "God hates you, and so do I." [22:40] ( ... ) [22:41] ( ... ) [22:41] ( ...dude. ) [22:41] ( Diceie, what the hell is wrong with you? ) [22:41] ( One of these days Diceie.. TO THE MOON! ) [22:41] ( /me performs a dice cleansing ritual on Dicesuke. ) [22:41] ( Which one is that? The one where you rub the die against the signature of an RPG designer? ) [22:42] [As Chelsea moves to attack, Diao Cian smacks her in the head with a mace] [22:42] ( Or is it the one where you separate it from all the other dice and scold it? ) [22:42] [Sai's turn] [22:43] * Chelsea snarls at the Diao. [22:43] * Sai fires a Soul Burst at Dong. [22:43] 2d6-2 [22:43] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Sai (2d6-2) and gets 2. [22:43] *** RDMgryphon is now known as RDMsoulcalibur [22:43] [The soul burst slams into him, and he falls over, shouting "No! No! My plan... It's all ruined now..."] [22:44] Great work Sai! [22:44] 2d6 [22:44] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6) and gets 7. [22:44] [All the purples vanish] [22:44] * Chelsea mutters. [22:44] Yeah! [22:44] ... Woah. Trippy. [22:44] [The group finds itself all together in a small room.] [22:45] * Eoi blinks. "Uh. Waa!" [22:45] UWAH! [22:45] * Eoi waves at Shiggy and Mei. "Hi guys! We won!" [22:45] Ack! [22:45] ( Am I still wearing that armor? ) [22:45] (*snicker*) [22:45] [The room is completely bare of anything, except on the north wall is a screen talling points for all of you] [22:46] Hey, Shig. How'd you guys do? [22:46] ( Ooh! Can I become a 4th Western General? ((_^ ) [22:46] * Shigeru shrugs with a grin. "Yuan didn't die. That count for something?" [22:46] He was great! [22:46] [Sai is in first, killing the most officers. He becomes Knight General] [22:46] He made all the purple guys fall down! [22:46] * Chelsea chuckles. "Sure, I guess." [22:46] [Chelsea is in second, killing one officer and a bunch of troops. She gains Left General] [22:46] Nah, them killin' Dong, that made all the purple guys fall down. [22:47] ( Hey, I killed wasshisname! ) [22:47] ( ((_; ) [22:47] * Sai blinks at the score sheet. [22:47] ( My mistake ) [22:47] ( *elbows Eoi* Cudditout. _ ) [22:47] [Eoi is in second, tied, becoming Left General as well.] [22:47] Congrads Sai! You're a.. Knight General. Whatever the hell that is. [22:47] Yeah. [22:47] A scoresheet? Weird. [22:47] * Eoi blinks and remembers something. He reaches into his backpack and pulls out the bag and box he picked up. [22:47] [Shig is in third, killing a buncha mooks, becoming 2nd North General] [22:48] Well, it certainly sounds interesting. [22:48] [Mei-Yin is last, becoming 4th Lance General] [22:48] I didn't do anything... [22:48] Hm. I wonder if I can open these things up now? [22:48] (Mei-Yin leading troops. *there*'s a scarry thought.) [22:48] ( You beat the level before time ran out ^_^ ) [22:48] * Eoi shrugs and tries to open the bag up. [22:48] (Believe me, we *tried* to lead troops.) [22:48] ( We tried _so_ hard. ) [22:48] ( You tried to lead troops in DW2? You fool! ) [22:49] (*snicker*) [22:49] (*smacks Eoi*) [22:49] ( Ow. ((_; ) [22:49] ( hee. ) [22:49] * Eoi continues trying to open the bag. [22:49] ( It was DW3, more so :P ) [22:49] ( DW3 then. ) [22:49] ( You can give commands there! ) [22:49] ( Really? Neat! ) [22:50] ( You can order your body guards to either attack people, or stand there and get killed :P ) [22:50] (*snerk*) [22:50] [Eoi finds inside the bag, a nikuman] [22:50] (Wow! Real-time strategy at it's best!) [22:50] ( Meat-bun, if you don't know it. ) [22:50] ( Sounds... tasty? ) [22:51] Mmm. Looks tasty. [22:51] ( C'mon, gotta wrap this up c.c ) [22:51] * Eoi closes the bag and puts it back in his pack, then opens the box. [22:51] ( Ooh. Tasty. ) [22:51] ( Ok, ok. We still have to make our wish, don't we? ((_^; ) [22:51] * Eoi gets the sudden urge to wait until later and puts the box away. [22:51] [Eoi finds a naginata, but since it's lower quality than the one he has, he is forced to throw it away.] [22:51] Do we get our wishes? [22:51] ( Too late :P ) [22:51] I'd hope so. [22:52] We'd better. [22:52] * LuBu appears on the screen. "That's right! You get a wish!" [22:52] Any idea what you want to wish for? [22:52] Just remember to think about your wishes first, or else they could backfire! [22:52] GAH@ [22:52] *** LuBu is now known as DiaoCian [22:52] But just one! Only one! [22:52] *** DiaoCian is now known as DongZhuo [22:52] * Shigeru looks up at the screen. "So we all get to make one wish. Together." [22:52] ... One wish. Alright then. [22:52] And there are conditions! Can't wish for anything! [22:52] *** DongZhuo is now known as YuanShao [22:52] What can't we wish for? [22:52] One wish to each of us, or for all of us? [22:53] So, what'll it be? [22:53] What are the conditions? [22:53] ... Well, why don't we cure Mei-Yin's curse? [22:53] ...we should get Eoi his body back. [22:53] 1: You can't kill anyone. Nope! [22:53] * Mei-Yin eyes Eoi. [22:53] 2: No making people fall in love! [22:53] * Shigeru looks down at his hands. [22:53] 3: No wishes for ultimate power! [22:53] * Eoi shrugs. "Hey, I can survive. It'd be nice to help you." [22:54] 4: It's gotta have mustard on it [22:54] ... [22:54] Huh? [22:54] ...mustard? [22:54] 5: It can't be TOO good. [22:54] There you go! Make a wish! [22:54] But what if I prefer mayonaise? [22:54] Uh.. [22:54] ... Hey, Yua- Bu- whoever you are. A question. [22:54] And again, is it one wish for all of us, or one for each of us? [22:55] Do we HAVE to incorporate mustard into the wish some how? [22:55] Hm. We could wish for some pie. Some tasty pie. [22:55] *** YuanShao is now known as ZhangLiao [22:55] Nah, that's no fun. [22:55] No and yes! [22:55] If... say... can a soul be brought back into existance? If it was destroyed. [22:55] * Eoi blinks at Shiggy. "Guh?" [22:55] A soul with mustard on it? Acceptable! [22:55] * Shigeru ignores Eoi. "You can do it, then." [22:55] * Chelsea look at Shigeru solemnly for a bit. [22:56] Are you okay, Shigeru? [22:56] If you've made up your mind, of course! [22:56] * Shigeru sighs and seems to deflate, his eyes becoming more haunted. "Nope. I... have a request." [22:57] * Eoi looks curiously at Shig. "Uh. Wassup?" [22:57] * Sai blinks at Shigeru. "What's this about a soul?" [22:57] Of you guys, I mean. I... um. I have a mistake to fix. [22:57] Time's a wasting! (And Yu has a mini to run X.x. Sorry this went on longer than I planned) [22:57] * Chelsea nods. [22:57] * Shigeru looks down at his hands. "'Course, it's everyone's wish, so... I'll just tell you why." He takes a deep breath. "I... when I was eleven, well... I destroyed a soul." [22:58] Wha? [22:58] You...how? [22:58] ... You WHAT? [22:58] It wasn't an accident, so don't feel sorry for me. I did it on purpose. And... and I thought there was no way to... well, bring him back. [22:59] * Eoi stares at Shiggy in horror. "Y.. y.. WHAT?" [22:59] Wh-why? [22:59] * Shigeru closes his eyes and shudders. "He was gon- gonna-" He sobs. "But... but what I did..." [23:00] * Mei-Yin gets all teary eyed. [23:00] Did you really know what it was you were doing? [23:00] ... [23:01] * Shigeru opens his eyes and keeps his face down. "I... when it happened, I... I *was* him. I knew everything about him, I kn- I could see him. His soul. And I ripped it apart." [23:02] ... M.. my god.. [23:02] * Mei-Yin launches herself at Shigeru and grabs him in a big hug. [23:02] He- he was going... to rape me. And hurt- kill me. [23:03] * Shigeru stares at Mei-Yin in shock. [23:03] ... Jesus. [23:03] ( Eoi, I'm shocked! ) [23:04] ( I didn't know Eoi was Christian... ) [23:04] ( And Eoi was struck down for changing religions :P ) [23:04] (*snerk*) [23:04] ( Heh. ) [23:04] ( Gah. Tired. ) [23:04] ( Sorry. ((_^; ) [23:04] So I- I- [23:05] * Shigeru breaks down, and curls in on himself as much as he can. [23:05] ( That would sorta require curling around Mei. ^_^; ) [23:06] ( Hey. Only ONE MC member that's having a baby is needed right now. ) [23:06] Hmm... Howsabout I help you out and put a time limit on this? [23:06] (Not necessarily. Though that would be partially true, yes.) [23:06] ( ...no, Dem. Just... no. ) [23:06] [5 minutes remaining appears on the screen] [23:06] * Shigeru doesn't notice. [23:06] * Sai blinks at the timer. [23:06] We can make it better now... [23:07] Wish for a cookie! Everyone loves cookies! [23:07] * Shigeru sobs. [23:07] ( A cookie with mustard on it? ) [23:07] Mustard-covered coconut cookie. Mmm-mmm. [23:07] Shigeru. Don't miss your chance here. [23:08] Make the wish, somebody. [23:08] ... Make the wish Shigeru. [23:08] Or maybe you'd rather... [23:08] *** ZhangLiao is now known as RodRodney [23:08] A new car! [23:08] ( It's Rod Roddy, Brett. ) [23:08] * Shigeru shudders. [23:08] *** RodRodney is now known as RodRoddey [23:08] How can we make it? We don't know who we're wishing to be restored? [23:08] Shigeru wishes for the soul he destroyed to be restored. If we only have one wish for the bunch of us, then that is my wish as well. [23:08] [Anyone who's watch old TV gameshows recognizes the Price is Right music playing] [23:09] ( Car with mustard on it? ) [23:09] ( Hell yeah :P ) [23:09] * Sai nods. [23:09] And we'd like the mustard on the side with that. [23:09] That's my wish, too! [23:09] Yeah. [23:10] Nope. The rule clearly states: 4: It has to have mustard ON it [23:10] *** RodRoddey is now known as TomGreen [23:10] ... [23:10] Don't make me get forceful with this. [23:10] ... [23:10] Fine. So put mustard on the soul, or something. [23:11] ... [23:11] Urge to kill. Rising. [23:11] *** TomGreen is now known as ClintEastwood [23:11] * Chelsea sees TomGreen and instinctively reaches for a dagger before realising it's not the real thing. Hopefully. [23:11] So, what'll it be, punks? [23:11] Didn't se just say? [23:11] (-se +we) [23:12] Are you... [23:12] * ClintEastwood squints. [23:12] Sure? [23:12] * Chelsea smirks. "I'd certainly think so. " She looks to the rest of the groop for anyone who thinks otherwise. [23:13] * Mei-Yin is too busy holding Shigeru to bother objecting. [23:13] *** ClintEastwood is now known as Wakka [23:13] * Wakka snaps his fingers. "It's done, ya?" [23:13] *** Wakka is now known as Kirby [23:13] "Byeeeeeeeee!" [23:13] [MC appears in the clubroom] [23:14] ( Is it Thin Wakka or Pudgy Wakka? ) [23:14] ( It's a secret :P ) [23:14] ... [23:14] ( I bet Shigeru's still crying and not noticing the wish was made already. ) [23:15] (Gee, how'd you know?) [23:15] [If nobody's going to do anything, I declare this session ended] [23:15] ( And I bet that Mei is still holding him close and _not_ letting go. ) [23:15] * Chelsea walks over to Shigeru and puts an hand on his shoulder. "Hey, Shig. Let's get you home, okay?" [23:16] * Shigeru chokes out, "Home?" [23:17] (Yeah, Mei has a funny habbit about that.) [23:17] Well. There you go. [23:17] *** Kirby has quit IRC (Quit: ) [23:17] And I hope I never see him again. -_-;; [23:17] * Eoi just kinda stares off into space. [23:17] We're home, and it's done, Shigeru. [23:17] The soul got fixed. [23:17] Yeah. Home. [23:17] So...is this guy still alive somewhere? [23:17] It's alright now. C'mon. [23:17] (::eyes the time:: Ard, ND, how late can y'all be up?) [23:17] ( They just restored his soul. He's probably still dead. ) [23:17] (Late as you like. I have trouble getting up no matter what.) [23:17] ( ...not very. I have an interview in the morning. ;_; ) [23:17] ( Well, duh. ) [23:18] ( He could've had his soul destroyed and still have been living as an empty shell. ) [23:18] Fixed? Really? [23:18] We fixed it, Shigeru. it's all okay now. [23:18] Yeah. The guy got his soul back. [23:18] * Chelsea refrains from mentioning the mustard. [23:18] * Shigeru looks up at Mei-Yin and Chelsea. He takes a deep breath, then sighs, "Okay." [23:18] ( You mean like in a coma? ) [23:19] Here. Let me help you up. [23:19] * Mei-Yin isn't letting go. [23:19] ( I gotta go soon folks. ) [23:19] * Chelsea does that. [23:19] [Session End]