[20:40] [Day: Sunday. Time: 7:00 p.m.] [20:41] (Hey. Voice me already.) [20:41] ( Why? You're not going to be talking. ) [20:41] *** Eoi sets mode: +v Sai [20:41] (Voice him, Atom. :P) [20:41] ( I did. ) [20:41] ( Drop dead, Atom. I said no such thing. ) [20:42] [After being informed of the coming apocalypse by a cute little Fernandez plushie yesterday, MC battled a demon atop Tokyo Tower. With supposedly two days to live, they gather in the clubroom.] [20:42] [Session Start] [20:43] * Shigeru has a seat. He looks... worse than usual, which is really damn bad, but that's to be expected since he only has two days to live. [20:43] * Eoi sits and taps his foot. [20:43] * Norii is analyzing her stocks, selling short. Apocalypes are good market opportunities. [20:43] * Sai sits and stares at the ceiling. [20:43] * Chelsea is once again sitting on the windowsil and looking out the window. She seems amused by something, but is also sniffling on occasion. [20:44] * Mei-Yin looks surprisingly perky when she appears just behind Shigeru, her sword held by her belt, ready for action. [20:44] ... So. It's the end of the world as we know it. Funny. I feel fine. [20:44] * Shigeru nearly jumps. "Hi Mei. Have a seat." He grins a little. [20:44] * Chelsea shakes her head sadly. [20:44] That was bad, Eoi. *Really* bad. [20:45] ...but what is he going to do? [20:45] * Mei-Yin smiles a little. A little. She also sits down next to Shigeru. [20:45] Of course it was. [20:45] * Eoi grins. [20:45] So.. anyone got any ideas? [20:45] * Shigeru puts his hand on Mei's arm. ~How're you feeling?~ he thinks to her. [20:45] Right now? We wait for Dad to show, is my guess. [20:45] * Sai scowls a little. [20:46] * Mei-Yin doesn't seem to hear, as her defenses are FIRMLY in place. [20:46] Not exactly loving that. [20:46] Hunting down Nagy-pa would be rather difficult without help, sadly. So waiting seems to be the only other option. [20:46] * Shigeru sighs. "Mei, how are you? And what's with the wall?" [20:46] We need to attack. [20:46] Hmm? [20:46] Attacking's good if we know what to attack and where. [20:47] * Mei-Yin gets distracted by Shigeru. [20:47] What'd you say? [20:47] * Eoi nods. [20:47] Sai. Can you contact Saki and see if they have any new info? [20:47] * Shigeru smiles sheepishly. "I just asked how you're doing, and what's with the wall, since I tried to think it to you and couldn't get through." He looks mildly embarrassed. [20:47] Attacking would be wonderful, except we *don't* know what and where. [20:47] ...sure. [20:47] I'm trying to stay out of your head. [20:47] And I'm fine. Why? [20:48] * Sai slowly pulls out his cel phone and dials Saki's number. [20:48] Well. Where have we encounted them before? [20:48] 'Sokay, I figured it out last night. Shouldn't have that problem. [20:48] Maybe we can figure something out from that. [20:48] * Shigeru turns his head to Mei. "Because you were really out of it last night, so I was worried." [20:48] I wasn't out of it at all. ^_^ [20:48] I was just hurt, and angry, and tired. [20:48] * Sai turns it off. "Nothin." [20:49] You sure? Refusing medical help seemed kinda... ah, yeah. That'd do it. [20:49] Damn. [20:49] I'm fine! [20:49] I hope Interpol has an ace up their sleeve or something... [20:49] Damn. Where is Chelsea's snake of a boyfriend when we need him? [20:50] * Chelsea chuckles. [20:50] * Shigeru yelps. "Okay, okay, you're fine. Sorry I asked. [20:50] ...tie to squeeze the Kirby? [20:50] ( time, even ) [20:50] It's okay, you're forgiven. [20:50] *** MarcusF is on IRC [20:50] Just stop acting like I'm going to go crazy and try to kill you all. [20:50] * Sai scowls. "No fucking way I'm going to put up with the world ending in two days." [20:51] * Shigeru sweatdrops. "I'm not acting like that. I'm acting like someone who's worried about you. Give me a break here." [20:51] * Mei-Yin nods knowingly. [20:51] *** Schneeble has joined #BESM [20:51] ( Hiya, Schneeb. ) [20:51] (Hola Schnee. ^^) [20:51] * Eoi thinks. [20:52] * Chelsea chuckles again. [20:52] * Shigeru runs his hand through his hair. "I mean, really, Mei." ^^; [20:52] You know, this would be a good time for Tre to show up. Or The- Snake-Formerly-Know-As-Xelloss. [20:52] * Eoi looks around expectantly. [20:52] Hey, that's Chelsea's boyfriend you're talkin' about. [20:52] Mmm. Or we could go for a pizza. [20:53] * Norii finshes up her trade orders and puts the PDA away. [20:53] Hey, what are the chances of me going crazy and trying to kill you all? [20:53] Huh? [20:53] I doubt even Norii would bet on that one. [20:53] [Eoi's prayer is unanswered.] [20:53] ... Is there something you need to talk about [20:53] Oh, if I got fifteen-to-one... [20:53] She's probably playing Candyland with Byakko right now, or something. [20:53] (*shoots her keyboard*) [20:54] Nothing. ^_^ [20:54] What I _need_ is a target. [20:55] * Shigeru puts his elbows on the desk. "That's what we all need." [20:55] * Chelsea smirks. "You and me both." [20:55] ( Ked bakes a casserole. BRB ) [20:55] * Eoi blinks and slumps over. [20:55] * Chelsea blinks at Eoi, nods to herself, and goes back to looking out the window. [20:56] * Mei-Yin scowls, walks over to the door, opens it, and looks out. [20:56] * Mei-Yin looks up and down the hall. [20:56] What we really need is to know a lot more than we do. But we're in the dark as usual. [20:56] Think, people. [20:56] Tokyo Tower is one. [20:57] What are the other points? [20:57] ...is there any part of the S-type operation we haven't mopped up yet? [20:57] * Eoi jumps up, rubbing his eyes. [20:57] Asahara. [20:57] We have to go to where we fought Kojiro. [20:57] Huh? [20:57] Wha? [20:57] Wait, why the hell do we need to go *there*? [20:57] Kojiro? What are you talking about? [20:57] Gesundheit? [20:57] I thought the whole thing with Vicki's dad was over and done with permanently. [20:57] Where is this place? [20:57] Where do we need to go? [20:57] I just got a vision. [20:57] * Chelsea nods. "Makes sense." [20:58] Something before my time again, I suppose. [20:58] It seems there is.. something there. I'm not sure how to explain it, but we need to go. [20:58] Long story. [20:58] Then let's go. Where is it? [20:58] ..."something"? Oh, joy! [20:59] * Eoi says the location of the island. [20:59] It's a nice little boat ride. [20:59] Can we get there and back in time? [20:59] * Mei-Yin curses. [20:59] Why don't you try? And which time we fought Kojiro, the island, or the cathedral? [20:59] Yes. [20:59] The island. [21:00] * Shigeru shrugs and gets to his feet. "Fine." [21:00] * Mei-Yin walks out into the hall. "Well, let's get a move on." [21:00] * Chelsea gets up and walks over to the door. "We ought to get going, then." [21:00] I'll meet you at the boat. [21:00] I need to get another scooter... ;_; [21:00] Alright. Vision is good. Something to do is good. [21:01] * Eoi heads for his 'cycle and zooms off. [21:01] * Shigeru taps his way out. Here we go again. [21:01] * Sai heads off. [21:01] * Norii makes for her apartment for supplies, then the station. [21:01] ( What boat? :P ) [21:01] * Chelsea goes, making sure she's suitably armed and all. [21:02] ( Wasn't there a specific ferry? ) [21:02] (There was, I think.) [21:02] ( Yes, I seem to remember that. ) [21:02] *** Minaku has joined #besm [21:02] [MC gets to the place around 8:00. But the ferry doesn't run this late.] [21:02] ( There was ^_^ ) [21:02] ( Hiiii Minaaaa! ) [21:02] ... Well, shit. [21:02] Hell. [21:02] (Hiiii) [21:02] ( hiii, Mina-chan! ) [21:03] * Chelsea scowls. [21:03] (Hola Mina. ^_^) [21:03] I'm not swimming. [21:03] ( Hi Mina. ) [21:03] The ghost ship. [21:03] Pardon? [21:03] [The outline of the island is visible on the horizon, but it's too far to swim.] [21:03] The huh? [21:03] Oh, no. [21:04] Remember the ship we took to Smorfilia? [21:04] No, no, no. [21:04] * Shigeru blinks. [21:04] Wha? [21:04] What kind of silly name is that? [21:04] * Chelsea nods. "Yes, I remember." [21:04] Ask the Smorfies. They named it, not me. [21:05] Anyway, maybe we can call in a favor from them again. [21:05] Maybe. [21:06] * Sai shrugs. [21:06] ...oh, different ghost ship. [21:06] * Shigeru facepalms. [21:06] Well? What do we do, then? [21:06] *** CharleSleep has quit IRC (Ping timeout ) [21:06] How many ghost ships have you DEALT with? [21:06] ... a few? [21:06] * Shigeru frowns as he thinks. [21:06] * Mei-Yin facepalms. [21:06] Well, it depends how you classify them. [21:07] Okay. One is to call in a favor from that crew, but that could take a while. [21:07] We don't have a while. [21:07] Do they really still owe us? [21:07] And I think we called in our favor already. [21:08] * Chelsea frowns. [21:08] And two is? [21:08] ...anybody know how to hotwire a boat? [21:08] Another is to try to get Kaira to fly us there. Miyu probably can't, bein' pregnant and all. [21:08] ... I could try, but probably not. [21:08] Well. I could try. [21:09] Kaira is probably still recovering, and I doubt she'd help us anyway. [21:09] ...stealing a boat strikes me as a particularly bad idea. [21:09] Or maybe Kimiko. [21:09] Do you have a better idea, Norii? [21:09] * Eoi frowns. [21:09] Aww *shit*. I bet Kimiko's on that island. [21:09] The last time we tried anything that blatantly illegal, we ended up in the afterlife. [21:09] If we could FIND Kimiko in the first place.. [21:09] Yes, it would be a bad idea. Letting the world end is a worse idea. [21:10] I'd prefer to not let the world end and also not be a wanted felon afterwards. [21:10] Shigeru, will you kindly boot up and find me the nearest boat shop? [21:10] Please? [21:10] * Shigeru shrugs and has a seat. He pulls out the computer. [21:10] Need eyes. [21:11] * Sai eyes Norii. "Have a better idea?" [21:11] * Mei-Yin stands behind Shigeru and props her chin on top of his head, looking at the screen. [21:11] I really think stealing is a bad idea. [21:11] * Shigeru starts typing. "Who said anything about stealing?" [21:11] Well, we could go find someone with a boat, and *ask* if we could pay them... [21:11] There is that. [21:11] Chelsea could just *buy* a small boat. [21:12] A small boat? Feh. [21:12] It's not like she's hard up for cash. 'Sides, if the world ends, what's she gonna do with it anyway? [21:12] * Shigeru laughs. [21:12] * Chelsea smirks. [21:12] Just a few blocks away. See the map, Mei? [21:12] ( Wealth = Dynamic Sorcery with a mandatory Ritual defect. ) [21:12] Yeah, I've got it. [21:12] (Yes. ^_^) [21:12] Good. [21:12] ( ::snickers:: ) [21:13] ( Hee ) [21:13] * Shigeru looks for more info. "Aww, no." [21:13] What? [21:13] Closed? [21:13] It's Sunday. [21:13] Seven o' clock on a fucking *Sunday*. [21:13] ( Actually, it's after 8 by now ) [21:13] So we'll leave the money on the counter or something. [21:13] (Whatever. :P) [21:14] Argh. [21:14] * Chelsea scowls. "Damn." [21:14] Come on, lets go down to the docks and see if we can't hire one. [21:14] * Shigeru nods and gets up, shutting down the computer. [21:15] * Chelsea nods. [21:16] * Mei-Yin straightens up. [21:16] * Shigeru would head to the docks, except he doesn't know which way to go or how far without falling in the water. ^^; [21:17] * Eoi helps Shigeru along to the docks. [21:17] ( Easy. If you hear a splash and get wet, you probably fell in. ) [21:17] * Mei-Yin takes Shigeru's hand and pulls him along. [21:17] * Shigeru is helped. Yes, he is. @_@ [21:17] * Chelsea heads to the docks. [21:17] * Sai follows. [21:17] (Ya think? :P) [21:18] [A short trip later, and they arrive at the bay area, where they fought the frost ghost so long ago. And that insane scientist, not so long ago.] [21:18] [The place seems mostly deserted, but there's a few watchmen here.] [21:19] ( And hopefully you won't get attacked by an insane Saki at the construction zone, either ^_^ ) [21:19] (<.< >.> She been eating people again?) [21:20] ( Why do you think she hasn't answered the phone? :P ) [21:20] (Yipe!) [21:21] * Eoi looks for a place to hire a boat. [21:21] [The watchmen take note of you. But except for a few privately owned warehouse, the port is a public place. The watchmen are just there to make sure nobody goes around stealing stuff, breaking into warehouses or vandalizing equipment.] [21:21] * Norii goes around and asks a couple of random people-on-the-street. [21:22] * Sai tries Saki's number again. [21:22] *** Chelsea has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer ) [21:22] [Eoi spots the building where MC hired the boat to Smorfilia that one time, but they've been closed since 5:00] [21:22] ( Pause ) [21:23] *** Chelsea has joined #besm [21:23] ( unpause ) [21:23] ( x_x ) [21:25] * Chelsea looks around and frowns. [21:25] Saki, it's Sai. Do you know anything about this alleged appocalypse that's supposed to be coming up in two days? [21:25] This is annoying me. [21:25] * Mei-Yin looks up and down the coast for anybody available for hire. [21:25] You think it's bad. At least you can *see*. [21:25] [Mei sees only watchmen] [21:26] * Norii goes over to the place we hired from before and bangs on the door. [21:26] ( Let's kill the watchmen out and lash them together to form a raft. ) [21:26] (Good plan!) [21:26] We got a message from Byakko. All hell is supposed to break loose in two days, and we're all doomed. We ended up fighting another demon at tokyo tower last night. [21:26] ( Who watches the watchmen? ) [21:26] ( I like it! ) [21:27] [Nobody answers.] [21:27] No kidding. [21:27] * Mei-Yin scowls. [21:27] Eeeeh, phooey. [21:27] So you don't know anything about this? [21:28] Guys, go back to where we were before. Eoi, guide Shigeru, please. [21:29] Uh, sure. [21:29] * Eoi guides Shigeru. [21:29] * Shigeru is guided. And for once, he says, "Huh?" [21:29] What's up, Mei? [21:29] * Sai flicks his phone off. [21:29] * Chelsea shrugs and follows. [21:29] Nothing much, Norii. Don't worry about it. [21:29] If all goes well, I'll meet you there in a while. [21:29] * Sai follows the group. "She doesn't know anything about it." [21:30] Good for her. [21:30] ...shit. [21:30] What now? [21:30] * Mei-Yin ducks into the shadow of a warehouse and disappears. [21:30] I *don't* want to know. [21:30] Marvelous. I don't suppose she could send out a helicoptor or something? [21:30] Why the hell do we know more about what's going on than Interpol? [21:30] ( Who says you do? :P ) [21:30] Because Interpol isn't friends with a bunch of gods? [21:30] ( Interpol doesn't have a friendly god? ) [21:31] I was gonna ask her, but she's kinda in the middle of a fight now. [21:31] How about one god. [21:31] Werewolves, or something. [21:31] And enemies with the other three. Joy. [21:31] ( Interpol's busy trying to stop the other 6 apocalypse :P ) [21:31] * Shigeru snerks. "Ah." [21:31] ( Apocali. ) [21:32] (Worldstop ) [21:32] She's gonna call me back. If we still got time then and Mei-Yin hasn't gotten us a different ride, I'll see if she can help. [21:32] ( ...somehow, I never expected to hear someone use the plural of Apocalypse. ) [21:32] Gotcha. [21:40] 2d6-1 [21:40] ( Dicey is brok :P ) [21:41] 2d6-1 [21:41] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (2d6-1) and gets 2. [21:41] ( There. ) [21:41] ( He didn't load his script on startup. -_- ) [21:43] [Time: 9:00 p.m. Mei-Yin arrives near the ferry with an inflatable raft] [21:43] ( Though an inflatable rafter would be funnier. ) [21:43] (It's one of the watchmen!) [21:43] * Mei-Yin runs up panting. "Got it!" ^_^_v [21:43] * Norii eyes the raft suspiciously. [21:43] Got what, Mei? [21:43] And who's going to miss it? [21:43] * Shigeru looks through Norii's eyes. "Oh. Good work." He grins. [21:43] * Chelsea smirks. [21:43] ... How'd ya get it? [21:43] * Mei-Yin eyes Eoi. [21:44] I borrowed it. [21:44] * Mei-Yin sets it down on the ground and starts inflating it. [21:44] And nobody's going to miss it, Norii. *mumblemumble* [21:45] [Within a few minutes, the raft is inflated!] [21:46] * Sai eyes the raft. "And how are we going to move this thing?" [21:46] Ok. Let's be off. [21:46] You guys with sharp, pointy objects, be careful. It would be nice not to sink. [21:47] Yes? [21:47] You carry it, I'd think. [21:47] You're strong people. [21:47] And did you get paddles? [21:48] * Eoi shrugs and helps to pick it up. [21:48] ...in the water, Shigeru. [21:48] [The raft has oars.] [21:48] * Shigeru shrugs. "There's oars." [21:48] (Just in time, GM! ^_~) [21:48] Ah. [21:49] ...we're gonna paddle way the hell out there? And you think we can still make it back in time? [21:49] Emergency rafts come with them. [21:49] * Norii checks her flashlight. [21:49] It wouldn't be very good in an emergency if you had to bring your own paddles. [21:49] Oh, it's not that far out. [21:49] * Chelsea helps pick the boat up, too, and starts moving it towards the water. Assuming that needs to be done. [21:49] * Eoi helps. [21:49] *** Sidhe has joined #besm [21:50] * Shigeru doesn't. He just sorta follows along. Follow the psychic signature, Shigeru. [21:50] [It doesn't take much effort to get the raft into the water. It's rubber :P] [21:50] * Mei-Yin guides Shigeru, because that's her job. [21:51] * Norii climbs in. [21:51] * Eoi gets into the raft. [21:51] * Shigeru is guided. *^_^* [21:52] * Chelsea gets in the raft. [21:52] * Sai gets in. [21:53] * Mei-Yin helps Shigeru in, and holds her sword carefully as she gets in. [21:53] *** Sidhe has left #besm [21:53] [You are all in the raft!] [21:53] [It's not very roomy. [21:53] But at least it probably won't sink] [21:53] * Eoi begins paddling. [21:54] *** DamienRoc has left IRC [21:54] * Shigeru sits and prays the boat doesn't sink. That would kinda suck. [21:54] ( What about praying that the boat doesn't stink? Which is more important? :P ) [21:55] * Chelsea begins paddling, too. [21:56] [It takes a surprisingly long time to get to the island, just by paddling. Between that and inflating the raft, it's 10:00 by the time you get there. Ganryu island looks just as pretty at night as at dawn. Nobody is around on this side.] [21:56] * Sai does not attempt to help paddle, since he may very well be the weakest person in the raft right now. [21:57] * Sai looks at his watch. "Hope we can do this quick...we're gonna be cutting it awfully close." [21:57] The other side of the island. [21:58] Dad and that chick from the tower are there. [21:58] ... [21:59] Wow, and here I thought they were gloating villains who'd go back to the same spot the next night. [21:59] ...well, I suppose that was inevitable. [21:59] Dad just left. Let's move. [21:59] * Sai nods. [21:59] * Chelsea sighs and nods. [22:00] * Shigeru smiles slightly. "We'll get 'im, Chel." He tries to get out of the raft and nearly falls over. @_@ [22:00] * Mei-Yin scowls and draws her sword, which gleams nicely in the moonlight. [22:00] Let's move. [22:00] * Eoi helps Shigeru out of the raft. [22:00] (Drama, Mei!) [22:00] ( Drama? ) [22:00] * Shigeru coughs. "Thanks, Eoi." [22:01] * Sai gets out of the raft. [22:01] [Mei's sword suddenly stops gleaming and starts glowing] [22:01] This sucks. Here I was hoping we were doing something that would give us an edge, or-ohshit. [22:01] Hrm? [22:01] * Sai backs away, staring at the sword. [22:01] * Chelsea gets out of the raft and draws her sword and dagger. [22:02] * Mei-Yin grins evilly. [22:02] Mei-Yin...what's going on? [22:02] Let's get dangerous. [22:02] (Darkwing Duck! Yay!) [22:02] * Shigeru snerks. [22:02] * Mei-Yin goes all stealthy. [22:02] * Chelsea snickers. [22:02] * Mei-Yin starts advancing quickly toward the baddies. [22:02] I don't like this at all. [22:02] * Eoi helps Shigeru along, following after Mei. [22:02] * Sai goes in the direction everyone else is. [22:03] * Chelsea shrugs and follows. [22:03] * Shigeru is helped after Mei, which is a good thing. [22:03] * Norii draws and goes along. [22:03] [Thanks to Mei's shinysword, it's easier to see.] [22:03] * Sai mutters to himself. "Please don't let that be Ambition...please don't let that be Ambition...please..." [22:03] * Eoi looks around curiously. This is.. weird. [22:03] This is weird. [22:04] I'm sensing spirits.. but they seem incomplete. Except one, who feels like a spirit and.. something alive. [22:04] Hm. [22:04] What about from the sword, Eoi? [22:04] Not sensing anything. I think it's just a special effect Sai. [22:04] [Everyone else with sense spirits senses similar. And nothing from the sword, no.] [22:05] ...that's a seriously weird feeling, yeah. [22:06] [Suddenly, there's a sound from out in the wood] [22:06] *** Kirby is now known as Voice [22:06] * Eoi looks towards the sound. [22:06] I... well, I haven't encountered enough since- [22:06] I am the terror that flaps in the night! [22:07] ... [22:07] ... [22:07] ... [22:07] I am the cloud that rains on your parade! [22:07] Robe-boy, is that you? [22:07] ... [22:07] I am... Darkwing Duck! [22:07] * Shigeru cracks up. [22:07] [A not-quite normal looking duck dressed in a purple coat, with a black cape and hat, and purple mask, hops out at you.] [22:07] That's right! [22:08] *** Voice is now known as Darkwing [22:08] *_* [22:08] ... [22:08] I'm your biggest fan! [22:08] (Mei just met her hero. There we go.) [22:08] Dude. This is pretty fucked up right here. [22:08] * Darkwing points. "Evil doers! Prepare to be defeated!" [22:08] What in the hell is going on here? [22:08] * Mei-Yin digs out a piece of paper and a pencil. "Can I have your autograph?" [22:08] Wait, since when were we the evil doers? [22:08] ...okay, we *hadn't* seen everything. [22:08] (Poll: Better or worse than the evil meatloaf?) [22:08] * Darkwing charges at Eoi! "Belly-bounce technique!" he jumps at Eoi, stomach first. [22:08] ( def roll, then init ) [22:08] ( Better. ) [22:09] 2d6-4 [22:09] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-4) and gets 4. [22:09] d6+7 [22:09] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (d6+7) and gets 12. [22:09] ( Made it. ) [22:09] d6+7 [22:09] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (d6+7) and gets 10. [22:09] d6+6 [22:09] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Sai (d6+6) and gets 8. [22:09] d6+6 [22:09] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (d6+6) and gets 9. [22:09] [Eoi evades the dread belly-bounce!] [22:09] d6+7 [22:09] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (d6+7) and gets 12. [22:09] ( Being one of the few people, apparently, who didn't like Darkwing Duck, I'd put them on the same level. ) [22:10] ( How could you _not_ like Darkwing Duck? ) [22:10] ( It was one of the few good cartoons Disney ever made. ) [22:10] [Eoi, Chelsea, Mei, Darkwing, Shig, Sai] [22:10] ( DW was great, I agree ) [22:10] ( Easy. I simply didn't find it remotely entertaining. ) [22:10] d6+7 [22:10] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Norii (d6+7) and gets 11. [22:10] ( Darkwing good! ) [22:10] [Norii goes after DW :P] [22:11] [Eoi's turn!] [22:11] ( The -only- Disney series I ever liked was Gargoyles. Period. ) [22:11] Ok. Time to see if this works. [22:12] * Eoi rushes at Darkwing Duck, his body surrounded by a glow VERY similar to when he uses Exorcism. The Naginata seems to absorb the energy from the glow. "Eoi Special Naginata Technique! EXORCISM CUT!" [22:12] 2d6-6 [22:12] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-6) and gets -3. [22:12] * Sai blinks. [22:12] ( Eoi! Did you do Linked: Attribute?! ) [22:12] ( Yes, I did. ) [22:12] (Oh, beautiful. *_*) [22:12] ( You r0xx0r. ) [22:13] ( Cool. ) [22:13] ( !_! Woo! ) [22:13] ( Impressive. Most impressive. ) [22:14] [Darkwing Duck gets slashed in half. He disappears into some kinda vapor, that disappates into nothingness] [22:14] * Shigeru watches through Eoi's eyes and whistles. [22:14] (Noooo.... not DW...) [22:14] NOOOOOOOOOOO! [22:14] (He was an imposter.) [22:14] * Chelsea blinks. "That was fast." [22:14] * Mei-Yin falls on her knees and cries. [22:14] Woo! It worked! [22:14] (I realize.) [22:14] Darkwing! ;_; [22:15] Wow. That was nice, Eoi. [22:15] ... Aww, come on, Mei. He wasn't real. ^^; [22:15] b-b-but, Shigeru! It was Darkwing Duck! [22:15] * Chelsea facepalms. [22:15] ( Combat's over, but init remains the same ) [22:15] ...what are you ytalking about? [22:15] Let's keep going, before something else decides to get at us. [22:16] * Shigeru taps over to Mei and patpats her on the shoulder. "It's okay." [22:16] yes. [22:16] * Sai moves onward. [22:16] * Mei-Yin gets slowly to her feet and starts forward again. "Fine. Let's go." [22:16] * Chelsea gets going! [22:16] * Eoi continues forward, helping Shigeru along. [22:16] Oh... guys... one piece of advice... [22:16] Hmm? [22:16] Mei-Yin, did you discover some residual magic in the sword? [22:16] ...if someone asks you if you're a god... say YES. [22:16] ... What? [22:17] Don't ask. Just remember it. [22:17] Right. [22:17] Well, yes. [22:17] [A woman dressed in some flimsy clothes emerges from the woods!] [22:17] Yeah, what's with the glowy thing? [22:17] *** Darkwing is now known as Woman [22:17] Are you a god? [22:17] * Eoi looks at the woman. [22:17] * Shigeru rolls his eyes. ~Of course, Chelsea actually thinks she's a god.~ [22:18] ... Mei-Yin, you wanna field this one? [22:18] * Mei-Yin looks over at the woman. "Yes." [22:18] * Woman morphs into this 20-story tall puffy guy. With a great big smile on his face. [22:19] [Eoi's turn] [22:19] ... [22:19] * Shigeru facepalms. [22:19] ... [22:19] ...right. [22:19] *** Woman is now known as StayPuffed [22:19] WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!! [22:19] ( StayPuft, actually. ) [22:19] ( Jesus, Brett.) [22:19] That... is the Stay Puft marshmallow man. [22:19] * Eoi holds his Naginata out in front of him, and focuses on the StayPuftMarshmellow Man. [22:19] *** StayPuffed is now known as StayPuft [22:19] The StayPuft Marshmallow Man, obviously. [22:19] ...oh, teriffic. [22:19] ( What? :P ) [22:19] 2d6-4 [22:19] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-4) and gets 6. [22:19] We're beset by the spirits of American pop culture. [22:20] * Shigeru is suddenly glad he's a geek, which allows him to know random stuff about old American pop culture. :P [22:20] [StayPuft is surrounded by the light! But it struggles!] [22:20] [Chelsea's turn] [22:21] * Chelsea waves her dagger at the marshmellow fellow. "No proton pack, so I'll have to rely on My Magic Attack." [22:21] 2d6-4 [22:21] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-4) and gets 5. [22:21] ( ...that was bad. ) [22:21] (Ow.) [22:21] [Chelsea's magic bolt slams into the marshmellowy goodness.] [22:21] ( You be quiet. This is all your fault. ) [22:22] [Norii's turn] [22:23] ( And a 5 ) [22:23] * Norii looks up and up and up... and goes for the thing's head. [22:23] 2d6-2 [22:23] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Norii (2d6-2) and gets 3. [22:23] [Norii puts a bullet in its head. [22:23] ] [22:23] ( The big gun, duh. ) [22:24] [Oh, it vaporizes ^^] [22:24] (Thanks for reminding us. ;P) [22:24] Hmm. I wonder... [22:25] Straight ahead. [22:25] Don't wonder, Sai. [22:25] * Sai starts whistling the theme to Super Mario Bros. as he walks on. [22:25] Keep going. Nobody say NOTHIN'. [22:25] * Mei-Yin flinches. [22:25] ... Oh no. [22:25] * Mei-Yin goes forward! [22:25] ( ...we are doomed. ) [22:25] Sai, you gotta be nuts. [22:25] * Shigeru heads forward. He's got a terrible feeling now. [22:25] * Eoi keeps going forward, helping Sai, and keeping his mind blank. A easy thing for Eoi. [22:25] [An Italian plumber jumps out of the woods, heading right for Chelsea's head! "It's-a me, Mario!"] [22:25] * Chelsea goes boldy onward! [22:25] ( Def roll ^_^ ) [22:25] (BWAHAHA!) [22:25] *** StayPuft is now known as Mario [22:25] Sai, you dumb fuck. [22:25] Hey, cool. It worked. [22:26] You kill it! [22:26] ... [22:26] 2d6 [22:26] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6) and gets 6. [22:26] Sai, I'm going to fucking kill you myself. [22:26] ( ..... Where's Luigi?!) [22:26] ( No you're not. I AM. ) [22:26] What, so when she does it it's okay, but I can't? [22:26] (Don't give him ideas!) [22:26] [Mario bounces off Chelsea's head, landing a few feet away.] [22:26] Ow! [22:26] [Eoi's turn!] [22:26] She didn't know. You were simply tempting fate. [22:27] * Eoi rushes at Darkwing Duck, his body surrounded by a glow VERY similar to when he uses Exorcism. The Naginata seems to absorb the energy from the glow as before. "Eoi Special Naginata Technique! EXORCISM CUT!" [22:27] Once is chance. Twice is coincidence. Three times... [22:27] ( .. Err. Mario. ) [22:27] ( Why the FUCK did I type Darkwing Duck? ) [22:27] (Thank you, Eoi. :P) [22:27] * Eoi rushes at Mario, his body surrounded by a glow VERY similar to when he uses Exorcism. The Naginata seems to absorb the energy from the glow as before. "Eoi Special Naginata Technique! EXORCISM CUT!" [22:27] 2d6-6 [22:27] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-6) and gets 2. [22:27] [Eoi hits the plumber! He shrinks. With a sound effect!] [22:27] [Chelsea's turn] [22:28] (*giggles*) [22:28] * Chelsea thrusts her rapier towards the plumber. [22:28] 2d6-6 [22:28] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-6) and gets 4. [22:28] [Mario shrugs. Then he jumps into the air, and falls through the floor.] [22:28] Look. It's gonna pick stuff out of our heads anyway. [22:28] ( Hee. That's how I always pictured it. ) [22:28] Ok. Nobody say nothin'. [22:29] Would you rather it pulled something unpleasant out? [22:29] My lips are sealed. [22:29] * Eoi continues helping Shigeru forward. [22:29] * Chelsea scowls. [22:29] * Shigeru is helped forward. [22:29] * Sai walks along. [22:29] And sorry about that, Chelsea. [22:29] * Mei-Yin walks along in front of Shigeru, ever watchful. [22:29] * Norii tries not to think of anything. [22:30] Eventually, you come across to an area with four torches stuck in the ground. Between them is another pentagram, with a dead Shig in the center. And a woman stands beyond that.] [22:30] *** Mario is now known as Woman [22:30] * Chelsea raises her shield. [22:30] Well. Hello there. [22:30] Why the hell do you people keep killing me? [22:30] * Sai chants the spell to form his shield. [22:31] ( Ked is reminded strangely of EVA. ) [22:31] Because there are plenty of you to go around, dear. [22:31] * Norii switches to holy ammo. [22:31] * Mei-Yin steps forward, towards the S-type. [22:31] * Eoi gets into a fighting stance. [22:31] * Shigeru scowls, then cuts the link to Eoi's eyes for now. "It's damn creepy." [22:31] I could understand that. [22:31] * Mei-Yin swings her sword up into position, leaving a trail of light that vanishes in a few seconds. [22:31] * Woman pouts. "I guess we don't even do introductions first?" [22:32] Sure, feel free. [22:32] Go right ahead. [22:32] Oh, there's always time for introductions. [22:32] * Sai shrugs. [22:32] Ok! [22:32] My name is Natalia! I'm Chelsea's adopted half-sister, from three generations ago. [22:33] ( What, no "Prepare for trouble!"? ) [22:33] * Norii scratches her head. "You mean you're her adopted great- grandmother? [22:33] ( ...thank you for not saying that while we were walking there. ) [22:33] Something like that. I'm not too clear about it. [22:34] Hi. I'm Eoi, That's Shigeru, Chelsea, Sai, Norii and Mei-Yin. We're Mystery Club, but you already know that. [22:34] * Norii waves. [22:34] Mystery Club, eh? [22:34] * Sai nods. [22:34] Well. That clears things up wonderfully. [22:34] * Chelsea bows. [22:34] [A dog charges right for Eoi! "Scooby-dooby-doo!"] [22:34] Damn, Chel. We've got a twisted family tree. More you than me, though. [22:34] *** Woman is now known as Scooby [22:34] * Shigeru sweatdrops. [22:34] ... The HELL? [22:34] ( Make a def roll, Eoi ^_^ ) [22:34] ...told you. [22:34] We? [22:34] 2d6-4 [22:34] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-4) and gets 5. [22:34] ( Made it. ) [22:35] [Eoi dodges the dog!] [22:35] [Eoi's turn] [22:35] ( Mystery club, Mystery van... ) [22:35] ( Mystery MACHINE, Dem. ) [22:35] ( Mystery Machine, Dem. ) [22:35] * Eoi focuses on the dog, holding his Naginata out in front of him. [22:36] 2d6-4 [22:36] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-4) and gets 8, a CRITICAL FAILURE!!! "Maybe you should consider sacrificing some barnyard animals?" [22:36] ( doin' the things that a mystery can! what's he like, we can't find out, mystery van, mystery van... ) [22:36] ( Sorry. It's been a while. ^_^; ) [22:36] ( ... No. ) [22:36] *** DamienRoc is on IRC [22:36] [Eoi feels a severe strain as he tries to exorcise the doggie.] [22:36] Ggg. [22:36] [Chelsea's turn] [22:37] * Chelsea waves her dagger at the dog. "My Magic Attack." [22:38] 2d6-4 [22:38] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-4) and gets 5. [22:38] [Chelsea blasts it into oblivion.] [22:38] Woo, Chel. [22:38] * Scooby smiles. "Very impressive." [22:38] ( Bah ) [22:38] *** Scooby is now known as Woman [22:38] * Woman smiles. "Very impressive." [22:38] If you say so. [22:39] * Sai folds his arms. "You're a very odd demon." [22:39] So? [22:39] So what's the point of... this? [22:39] It's a secret ^^ [22:40] * Shigeru twitches. Just a little. [22:40] ... [22:40] ( Quick, someone think of Lu Bu! ) [22:40] (NO!) [22:40] * Sai looks around warily. [22:40] ( Oh SHIT. She reffed Xelloss. ) [22:40] * Chelsea shakes her head sadly. [22:40] ( That means.. ) [22:40] (We already fought Lu Bu once.) [22:40] ~You do know that she's out to kill us, right?~ [22:40] ~Duh?~ [22:40] ( No, she riffed Xelloss. Guess who's about to appear? ARGH. ) [22:41] I don't supposed we can convince you to get your boss to not end the world? [22:41] You're right ^^ [22:41] * Mei-Yin lunges forward to cut down the S-type. "Enough talk!" [22:41] (... Don't hurt me. ;_;) [22:41] ( The S-type is dead, remember? ) [22:41] ( What? ) [22:41] ( It is? ) [22:42] ( I must have misread. ) [22:42] ( Uh, yeah? ) [22:42] ( Uh, yes. Sacrificed, and stuff. ) [22:42] (Yes. ^^; In the center of a pentagram. Blood sacrifice.) [22:42] ( AUGH. How the HELL do I keep missing that? ) [22:42] (Because I'm not dead! :P) [22:42] [A big, green man charges from literally out of nowhere, at Mei. "Enough talk! Now, Hulk Smash!"] [22:42] ( this is TWICE now I've missed the "dead" in referring to an S-type. ) [22:42] *** Kirby2 is now known as Hulk [22:42] DIE! [22:42] * Sai stares. [22:42] * Mei-Yin goes for Hulk instead. [22:42] ...lovely. [22:42] ... You know... [22:43] [Eoi's turn] [22:43] Just perfect. [22:43] ( No! I want to get a chance to go! ) [22:43] No. Not finishing that line of thought. [22:43] ( ;_; ) [22:43] ( Everyone but Mei is too far to hit the hulk with melee attacks ) [22:43] * Eoi focuses on the Hulk, naginata out. [22:43] 2d6-4 [22:43] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-4) and gets 0. [22:43] ( Yes. ) [22:43] ...what is that? Nevermind, I keep asking that and... [22:44] [The Hulk is surrounded by holy light, but he's still around. "Hulk hate stupid light!"] [22:44] [Chelsea's turn] [22:44] I think I saw something like that in an old arcade, somewhere. [22:44] * Chelsea sighs and waves her dagger at Hulk. "My Magic Attack." [22:44] 2d6-4 [22:44] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-4) and gets 1. [22:45] [The magic slams into the Hulk!] [22:45] Gahh! Hulk hate dumb magician! [22:45] [Norii's turn] [22:45] * Norii just shoots the thing. [22:45] 2 2d6-3 [22:45] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Norii (2 2d6-3) and gets 5 5. [22:45] [Norii hits both times. "Guns no stop Hulk! Noone stops Hulk!"] [22:45] [Mei's turn] [22:46] *** AlsoZereth has joined #besm [22:46] *** Zereth has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer ) [22:46] * Mei-Yin rushes the Hulk at full tilt, her blade leaving a streamer of light cutting through the air. [22:46] 2d6-2 [22:46] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (2d6-2) and gets 4. [22:47] [Mei actually hits. Hulk seems angry about it.] [22:47] [Shig's turn] [22:47] * Shigeru ignores the hulk and focuses on the woman. Stupid demon isn't going to kill him with OCRs. [22:47] 2d6-3 [22:47] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6-3) and gets 1. [22:48] [Hulk's turn] [22:48] * Hulk lifts both fists over his head. "Hulk smash!" He brings them down towards Mei.] [22:48] ( Mei needs a def roll. ) [22:49] ( Mei needs one, but she doesn't _get_ one, given that she full attacked. ) [22:49] ( Oh yeah. ) [22:49] [Mei gets pounded into her own crater.] [22:49] [Sai's turn] [22:49] ( Go ND. It's your birthday. Go ND. ) [22:49] I remember how that feels. [22:50] Dammit. [22:50] (Eoi got an even worse pounding, if I remember right. :P) [22:50] * Sai aims at the green thing. "Soul Burst!" [22:50] 2d6-2 [22:50] ( No, Eoi just got hammered into a hole. ) [22:50] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Sai (2d6-2) and gets 1. [22:50] ( Don't hate! ) [22:50] ( There's a difference ^_^ ) [22:50] (I can't tell. :P) [22:50] [The hulk exploderates!] [22:50] * Eoi doesn't wait anymore and starts for the demon. [22:51] Folks, we can't keep talking, otherwise we'll get killed by a adorable SD Xelloss or something. [22:51] Mei! [22:51] * Shigeru keeps ripping at the lady (and I use the term loosely) 's mind. [22:51] * Norii runs over to see if Mei is jellied. [22:51] Huh? Mei? [22:51] * Shigeru blinks. [22:51] @_@ [22:51] [Eoi's turn. As he approaches, a happy purple-haired guy appears infront of him. "Someone call for a secret?"] [22:51] ... [22:51] (You asked for that one.) [22:52] ( I didn't expect him to follow through. ) [22:52] Did anybody get the number of that... whatever it was? [22:52] Oh, good one, Eoi. [22:52] @_@ [22:52] Now what were you gonna kill me for? [22:52] *** Hulk is now known as Xellos [22:52] *** Jex has joined #BESM [22:52] *** Xellos is now known as Xelloss [22:52] ( Sore wa himitsu desu. ) [22:52] * Shigeru peeks through Norii's eyes. "Just... stay there, all right? You don't look so good." [22:52] * Eoi focuses on Xelloss. [22:52] 2d6-4 [22:52] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-4) and gets 3. [22:53] [Eoi gets incredibly lucky, and Xelloss vaporates.] [22:53] [Chelsea's turn] [22:54] * Chelsea walks right up to the woman and thrusts at her with her rapier. [22:54] 2d6-6 [22:54] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-6) and gets 1. [22:54] [Chelsea hits, slicing a good chunk from her.] [22:54] [Norii's turn] [22:54] *** Demota is now known as DemoGaming [22:55] * Norii guesses that blowing this person's brains out would be a good thing. [22:55] ( called shot ) [22:55] 2d6-2 [22:55] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Norii (2d6-2) and gets 7. [22:56] [The woman is surprisingly more nimble than it seems; she pulls herself out of the way.] [22:56] [Jelly's turn] [22:56] [Er... Mei! Mei's turn ^^;] [22:56] (Hey, Mei isn't Jelly! :P [22:56] ( She's getting there :P ) [22:57] * Mei-Yin sits up slowly, holding her ribs with one arm, and using the other to lever herself to her feet while not letting go of her sword. It's not easy. "...ouch. Just... ow." [22:57] [Shig's turn] [22:58] * Shigeru makes sure Mei's all right, then goes about trying to rip the demon's brains out. [22:58] 2d6-3 [22:58] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6-3) and gets 2. [22:58] *** Jex has quit IRC (Quit: blah v.2! ) [22:58] [Sai's turn] [22:59] *** Minaku has quit IRC (Quit: ) [22:59] * Sai aims both hands at the woman now. "Soul Burst!" [22:59] 2d6-2 [22:59] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Sai (2d6-2) and gets 6. [22:59] [Sai's blast strikes the woman. She flies back a bit, then lands on the ground. She doesn't seem to be trying to get up.] [23:00] *** Schneeble has quit IRC (Quit: Balloons! For great justice! ) [23:00] * Sai watches the woman warily. [23:00] She faking, Shigeru? [23:01] She's alive. [23:01] She's not going to stay that way, though. [23:02] No... she's not. [23:02] * Mei-Yin staggers toward the prone woman. [23:02] Don't, Mei! [23:02] Keep her alive. [23:03] * Eoi goes to check on the woman. [23:03] Interrogate first, Mei-Yin. Please. [23:03] She's bleeding to death. I wanna see if I can get anything about this god damned apocolypse before she goes. [23:03] * Mei-Yin doesn't stop moving. [23:03] * Woman smiles at Mei, speaking around blood. "N-Nice and... squishy, huh?" [23:03] Then... do it... quickly. [23:03] * Shigeru looks through Sai's eyes and frowns. "Somebody stop her, please." [23:03] * Shigeru concentrates on the woman. [23:03] * Chelsea walks towards the woman. [23:03] * Sai walks over to the woman. [23:03] 2d6-3 [23:03] * Eoi steps between Mei and the woman. [23:03] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6-3) and gets 3. [23:03] Tell us what you're trying to accomplish. [23:03] Sorry Mei. Can't let you do that. [23:03] * Norii keeps her gun pointed at the woman. [23:04] * Mei-Yin glares at Eoi. it's not very forceful, though, since she's pretty badly injured. [23:04] Get... out of... my way, Eoi. [23:04] * Shigeru pauses. "What the hell?" [23:04] Can't do that Mei. [23:04] What is it, Shig? [23:04] Mei, don't worry about it. She'll be dead soon enough, and we kind of need to find out what she knows. [23:05] This isn't your kill, Mei-Yin. [23:05] 2d6-3 [23:05] * Woman grins. "With my... death..." [23:05] No... it's not... [23:05] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6-3) and gets 2. [23:05] * Sai crouches down near the woman's head. "Talk." [23:05] 2d6-3 [23:05] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6-3) and gets 1. [23:05] Your own fate is sealed. [23:06] * Woman is engulfed in flames! [23:06] * Norii jumps back. "Gah!" [23:06] But... who says... I was gonna kill her? [23:06] * Woman burns into ash. [23:06] ... That was needlessly dramatic. [23:06] * Shigeru frowns. "She meant it." [23:06] * Sai gets up. [23:06] * Chelsea sighs. [23:07] This.. can't be good. [23:07] [All of you people with sense spirits? All of the spirits vanish. Except 3.] [23:07] ...what was that. [23:07] * Sai looks around. [23:07] * Eoi blinks. [23:07] ( Any of those spirits the "alive" one? ) [23:07] What, some sort of curse? She was an ally with an attitude? [23:07] ...um. [23:07] [Sai sees a man in a trenchcoat, with wierd gray tatoos, that kind of wiggle around under his skin.] [23:08] *** Woman is now known as TrenchcoatGuy [23:08] Who the hell are you? [23:08] Who on earth? [23:08] ( ... Nemesis? ) [23:08] Walton Simons. The director of FEMA. [23:08] *** TrenchcoatGuy is now known as Walton [23:08] FEMA? [23:08] ( [...] ) [23:08] ( ... ) [23:08] Never heard of you. [23:08] * Shigeru turns towards the guy, looking through Eoi's eyes. [23:08] ( I'LL KILL YOU MYSELF BRETT. ) [23:09] What's FEMA? [23:09] Who on earth? [23:09] I have the same nanotechnology as you do, Denton. Except I have an upgraded version of the firmware. [23:09] * Walton pulls out a big, ODD looking gun. [23:09] ... What? [23:09] ... [23:09] [Eoi's turn!] [23:09] Who's Denton? [23:09] This is seriously fucked up. [23:09] * Eoi doesn't wait. He rushes forward and gives Deus Ex boy a Exorcism Cut. [23:09] 2d6-6 [23:10] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-6) and gets 0. [23:10] [Eoi hits. Simons winces like he got hit with a punch, but keeps coming.] [23:10] [Chelsea's turn!] [23:11] ( I wanna buy Deus Ex. ) [23:11] * Chelsea dashes towards Simons ans flicks her blade at him. [23:11] 2d6-6 [23:11] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-6) and gets 1. [23:12] [Chelsea hits! She gets much the same effect.] [23:12] [Walton's turn!] [23:12] ( Did I get skipped or something? ) [23:12] ( No? You go after Norii ) [23:12] ( Huh. ) [23:12] * Walton dives to the side, firing at Chelsea, who needs a def roll. [23:13] 2d6 [23:13] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6) and gets 2, a CRITICAL SUCCESS!!! "My momma always said, you gotta take the good with the bad. Here's some good." [23:13] [Chelsea avoids the big green blast that comes out of the gun without effort.] [23:13] [Mei's turn] [23:14] (What about Norii?) [23:14] [Norii's turn] [23:14] * Norii idly wishes she had a gun like that, maybe. [23:15] 2 2d6-3 [23:15] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Norii (2 2d6-3) and gets 4 1. [23:15] [Norii hits with both bullets, but he keeps coming!] [23:15] [Mei's turn] [23:15] * Mei-Yin takes her left hand away from her ribs, swinging her blade around into position in a good two-handed grip, and charges this freak. [23:15] 2d6-1 [23:15] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (2d6-1) and gets 5. [23:15] ( ...I made it. I'm amazed. ) [23:16] [Mei hits the guy! No matter how you strike him, he always reacts like he's been hit in the shoulder.] [23:16] [Shig's turn] [23:17] * Shigeru uses Eoi's sight to place the man's gun and tries to tear it away from him with telekinesis. [23:17] [Shig doesn't manage to pull it away, but he does lose his grip a bit.] [23:17] [Sai's turn] [23:18] * Sai aims at the man. "Soul Burst!" [23:18] 2d6-2 [23:18] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Sai (2d6-2) and gets 3. [23:18] [Sai hits. The man is vanquished into vapor. His weapon, too :P] [23:18] Damn spirits. [23:18] Yes. [23:18] ... Ok. How about we leave? [23:19] * Sai looks around. "There's two more..." [23:19] [As Sai says that... Something happens!] [23:20] [A jet flies overhead. It swoops down.] [23:20] [Suddenly it transforms into a mecha!] [23:20] * Sai 's eyes widen. [23:20] [Eoi's turn!] [23:20] *** Xelloss is now known as Valkyrie [23:20] * Eoi simply focuses on the damn thing. [23:20] 2d6-4 [23:20] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-4) and gets 3. [23:20] * Norii has stopped asking. [23:20] [The funky light surrounds it, but it's not gone yet] [23:21] [Chelsea's turn] [23:21] * Chelsea waves her dagger at the mecha. "My Magic Attack." [23:21] 2d6-4 [23:21] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-4) and gets 5. [23:21] (So who's piloting? Hikaru? Isamu? Someone else?) [23:22] [The bolt slams into the mecha's foot.] [23:22] ( Hikaru and Vicki. ) [23:22] ( Not really :P ) [23:22] ( ... the foot? ) [23:22] ( You can't see into the cockpit. ) [23:22] [Anyhow, Norii's turn] [23:23] Um. [23:23] I'm suppose to kill that with this peashooter? [23:24] Yes? [23:24] * Norii tries, anyway, taking careful aim at the cockpit. [23:24] It's a spirit, like the others. [23:24] 2d6-2 [23:24] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Norii (2d6-2) and gets 6. [23:24] [Norii puts a bullet in the cockpit, but if there was a pilot inside, there's no indication.] [23:24] [Mei's turn] [23:25] * Mei-Yin tries to cut through the thing's leg, praying that her katana can handle it. [23:25] 2d6-1 [23:25] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (2d6-1) and gets 2. [23:26] [Believe it or not, Mei does indeed cut through the things leg. Partially, at least.] [23:26] [Valkyrie's turn!] [23:27] * Valkyrie pulls out a big machine gun from behind it's back, and sweeps-fires at the ground. (Need a ranged defense roll from everyone) [23:27] Aiiiiiieeeee! [23:27] 2d6 [23:27] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (2d6) and gets 5. [23:27] 2d6-2 [23:27] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Norii (2d6-2) and gets 4. [23:27] ( We are dead. ) [23:27] 2d6 [23:27] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6) and gets 8. [23:27] Holy crap! [23:27] ( ... or I am. ) [23:27] 2d6-2 [23:27] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Sai (2d6-2) and gets 2. [23:27] 2d6-2 [23:27] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6-2) and gets 5. [23:27] 2d6 [23:27] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (2d6) and gets 3. [23:27] (Um. DR.) [23:28] 2d6-2 [23:28] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6-2) and gets 5. [23:28] ( Made it! One DR down. ) [23:28] 2d6-3 [23:28] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-3) and gets -1, a CRITICAL SUCCESS!!! "I wish I got to hand out more of these, really." [23:28] ( First defense roll I've ever succeeded with Sai. ^_^_v ) [23:28] (Ragh! *mangles Dicey*) [23:28] ( .. Woah. ) [23:28] ( ...Dicey musta got some or something. ) [23:28] (... *eyes Eoi*) [23:28] ( Can't I use my crit to save Shig or somethin'? ) [23:29] ( Shig or Chel. You decide :P ) [23:29] (Whichever of us is closer, likely.) [23:29] ( Shig. Chel can take it. ) [23:29] ( Chelsea still has her shield. ) [23:30] [Most of you get out alright. Eoi forsakes Chelsea to knock Shig out of the way just in time. And incidently, this is the second time Eoi chose to save a man instead of a beautiful girl.] [23:30] (Hmm. Fascinating.) [23:30] [Chelsea's shield absorbs the blast, lucky her.] [23:30] [Shig's turn] [23:31] * Shigeru coughs and gets to his feet. He pauses. "... How the hell am I supposed to fight a goddamned mecha?" [23:31] Pray. [23:31] * Shigeru shrugs and starts praying. :P [23:31] [Sai's turn] [23:31] Soul Burst! [23:31] 2d6-2 [23:31] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Sai (2d6-2) and gets 7. [23:32] [Somehow, Sai misses the really big mecha :P] [23:32] [Eoi's turn] [23:32] (Aww, it doesn't have the giant defect thing?) [23:32] ( Doesn't look like it ^^ ) [23:33] ... [23:33] * Eoi continues to focus. [23:33] 2d6-4 [23:33] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-4) and gets 3. [23:33] [Eoi's doing a good job of it, too, but he's not there yet.] [23:33] [Chelsea's turn] [23:33] * Chelsea waves her dagger again. "My Magic Spell." [23:34] ( Er, Attack even. ) [23:34] *** DemoGaming is now known as Demota [23:35] 2d6-4 [23:35] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-4) and gets 6. [23:35] [Chelsea's attack does not miss!] [23:35] [The mecha crumbles into scrap metal :P] [23:35] [Then it vaporizes] [23:36] * Sai nods. "One more." [23:36] Yup. [23:36] [As Sai says that... nothing happens!] [23:36] Thanks for the save, Eoi. [23:36] Good googlymoogly. [23:36] [The spirit is on the other side of the island, near the boat. For those of you who can tell.] [23:37] Not a problem Shig. [23:37] The last one is near the boat. Let's hurry. [23:37] * Norii is still mildly in shock. Two 40-meter monsters in one night are two too many. [23:37] * Shigeru nods. [23:37] * Eoi helps guide Shig towards the final fight and the boat. [23:37] * Shigeru is guided. Woot. [23:37] * Chelsea nods and heads back to the boat. [23:38] * Sai heads over to the boat. [23:38] [They head to the boat! There, there's a single samurai waiting for them, a wooden swoord in hand.] [23:38] * Mei-Yin stumbles along in the back of the group, trying to keep up with Shigeru. [23:38] ( Musashi! ) [23:38] *** Walton is now known as Samurai [23:38] I should be surprised.. but I'm not. [23:38] (Mus- aww, you beat me to it.) [23:38] Mmm. [23:38] Musashi. [23:38] ( Awww, shit. ) [23:38] * Samurai looks up. "You've come. [23:38] * Shigeru looks through Eoi's eyes. "Huh." [23:38] ( I think you'll be surprised yet, Eoi. ) [23:38] * Samurai points to Eoi. "You..." [23:38] Hm. How delightful. [23:39] * Samurai points to Norii. "And you." [23:39] Eoi and Norii. [23:39] ...hey. It's something historical this time. How refreshing. [23:39] Eoi and Norii... [23:39] Yes? [23:39] Must be something before my time. [23:39] Yes? [23:39] * Samurai grabs his head. "Eoi and Norii! I can't decide!" He rushes towards Eoi, sword upraised. "I would have them BOOOOOOOTH!" [23:40] ( make a melee defense roll, Eoi! ^_^ ) [23:40] ( ... ) [23:40] (Glorious.) [23:40] ...I take it back. [23:40] ( ... ) [23:40] ( Is he cute? ) [23:40] (*twitch*) [23:40] 2d6-4 [23:40] (He's Kuno!) [23:40] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-4) and gets 4. [23:40] Somebody PLEASE shoot me now. [23:40] ( Made it. ) [23:40] (What do you think?) [23:40] ...I should be insulted. [23:40] I really should. [23:40] [Eoi blocks the samurai's attack as he slices downward.] [23:40] [Eoi's turn] [23:40] You mean you're not? [23:41] ( And he's cute... if you like Kuno. ) [23:41] ...no. I am insulted. [23:41] Hey you moron. I'm a GUY! EOI SPECIAL TECHNIQUE... EXORCISM CUT! [23:41] Very insulted. [23:41] There you have it. [23:41] 2d6-6 [23:41] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-6) and gets 2. [23:41] * Sai looks at Eoi, then can't help it and bursts out laughing. [23:41] * Mei-Yin can't help but snicker at that. [23:42] [Eoi hits! The samurai staggers back. "You share the same name as that acursed Eoi, but I will not be defeated! My love for you is unsurpassed!"] [23:42] [Chelsea's turn] [23:42] * Shigeru feels a smile pull at the corner of his mouth. Then he hears that and cracks up. [23:42] ... [23:42] * Eoi twitches. [23:42] ( I think Norii would go for him. He's stupid, rich, and obsessive. Everything she wants, I think. ) [23:42] * Shigeru gasps for air. [23:43] * Mei-Yin lets out a guffaw and winces as it makes her ribs hurt. [23:43] * Chelsea chuckles and watches. (Holding action.) [23:43] [Norii's turn!] [23:43] * Norii is just too confuzzled to shoot. [23:43] Oh, that angst powered spell would be so appropriate right now...heheheh. [23:43] [Mei's turn] [23:44] * Shigeru laughs some more. [23:44] You know, as amusing as this is... he's totally ignoring me. ME! In favor of NORII! DIE! [23:44] * Mei-Yin charges Kuno, sword raised to strike. [23:44] 2d6-1 [23:44] (Now that's in character. :P) [23:44] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (2d6-1) and gets 6. [23:44] 2d6-1 [23:44] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (2d6-1) and gets 4. [23:44] ( Made it, and I'm out of DR. ) [23:45] * Samurai is cut by Mei. He smiles. "You're a fiesty one! Defeat me, and I shall allow you to date me." [23:45] [Shig's turn] [23:45] ( Now Shigeru's gotta join in, because Kuno's trying to steal his girl. ) [23:45] ( ^_^ ) [23:45] * Sai almost gets under control, but starts laughing again at that. [23:45] * Shigeru calms down, more or less, and decides to play along. "Hey, you're not dating her!" He tries to tug Kuno's sword from his hand. [23:46] * Samurai doesn't let go of his sword. In face, it's like he has a deathgrip on it. [23:46] [Sai's turn] [23:47] * Sai raises his hands and aims them at the moron samurai, still laughing a bit. "S-s-soul Burst!" [23:47] 2d6-2 [23:47] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Sai (2d6-2) and gets 6. [23:47] [By some amazing luck or stupidity, the samurai is nimble enough to avoid the magic attack.] [23:47] [Samurai's turn] [23:47] Aw. [23:47] (I vote for all of the above.) [23:48] * Samurai ignores Mei in favor of Norii. He dashes over to her and slashes diagonally, shouting "I would date with thee!" [23:48] ( And Norii needs a melee defense roll ^^ ) [23:48] (Just for this, Eoi and Norii need to go out.) [23:48] 2d6-2 [23:48] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Norii (2d6-2) and gets 1. [23:49] What, nothing about my foul sorcery? I'm almost dissappointed. [23:49] * Norii is not too out of it to dodge. [23:49] I didn't get it, either. [23:49] [Though she doesn't actually have melee defense, Norii manages to dodge anyhow.] [23:49] [Eoi's turn] [23:49] Guess he's too dumb to focus on more than two people at once. [23:50] * Eoi growls and gives the bastard another Exorcism Cut. [23:50] 2d6-6 [23:50] Hm. I think you've got a point there. [23:50] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-6) and gets -1. [23:50] ( Hmm? I guess I don't understand the difference. ) [23:50] * Samurai just stares in awe as Eoi attacks him. "Such beauty in her swing..." Then he's hit, and turns to vapor. [23:51] Finally. [23:51] * Chelsea shakes her head, still chuckling. [23:51] Can we leave this damned island now? [23:51] * Shigeru bursts out laughing again. [23:51] .ooc Ah. [23:51] * Sai stretches, snickering a bit. "Ah. That just made my evening." [23:51] ( This is not a MUD, Norii ) [23:51] * Mei-Yin collapses to her knees, holding her ribs in pain as she laughs. [23:51] Such a shame - he was a little cute... [23:51] (That would be a MUSH or MUX, really. ^_^;) [23:51] ( Or a DIKU MUD. ) [23:52] Cute, rich, and stupid. Perfect for you, Norii. [23:52] * Shigeru laughs harder at that, nearly falling over. [23:52] * Mei-Yin cracks up again. [23:52] I can think of worse combinations. [23:52] * Mei-Yin cries from a combination of pain and pleasure. [23:52] Guess we should get going. [23:53] Yes. [23:53] * Shigeru nods and tries to calm himself down. [23:53] I don't sense any other spirits, so I think it's safe to leave. [23:53] Hehe... yes, we should get going. [23:53] Mei, you ready to go? [23:53] ...but what was the point? [23:54] Y-yeah... [23:54] Why were they out here raising pop-culture spirits? [23:54] To attract our attention so we'd kill her and make Byakko's master grow stronger, obviously. [23:54] * Chelsea nods. [23:54] ( Gah. Atom tired. ) [23:55] Damn. [23:55] What? [23:55] L-lets go. I need rest. [23:55] This... is gonna take some time to heal. [23:55] Wait, so by killing her we made someone else stronger? [23:56] Why didn't they just gut her themselves? [23:56] Maybe we need to do it. [23:56] Maybe we have something they don't? [23:56] * Shigeru offers Mei support. [23:56] * Mei-Yin leans on Shigeru, holding her ribs gingerly. [23:56] Need help into the boat Shig? [23:56] (Except that if you guys remembered, you'd know that Byakko was the one who killed the first demon. ^_~) [23:57] ( Mei wasn't there, silly. ) [23:57] ( I wasn't talking to you. :P ) [23:57] (Okay, look, it's been a *lot* of sessions. :P) [23:58] Yeah, if you don't mind. [23:58] * Chelsea gets in the boat. [23:58] * Sai walks along. "I gotta ask, Mei-Yin, how'd you do that with the sword?" [23:58] How'd I do what? [23:58] Make it glow. [23:58] Yeah, it's nifty. [23:58] * Mei-Yin helps/is helped by Shigeru into the boat. [23:58] I could feel magic coming from it. [23:59] I didn't do it. The sword did, I think. [23:59] * Eoi helps Shig and Mei into the boat. [23:59] * Eoi also gets into the boat. [23:59] * Sai gets into the boat. "Oh, great." [23:59] [So they sailed off, unaware (well, actually, they are aware), that tomorrow is their last day.] [23:59] [Session End]