* Shigeru slows to a walk, then has a seat next to Mei. * Sai has joined #BrokenHearts * Shigeru lightly touches her shoulder. "I love you, y'know." * Tenchi pulls away. I'm sure you'll be very happy with your wife and daughter. * Shigeru frowns. * Sai waddles up, but keeps his distance and watches for the moment. What's wrong with you? I don't have a wife, and I don't have a daughter. You can't blame me for stuff that didn't happen. And I'm not a man, either. But if I'm anything like Eoi, I'll be a man forever. So I may as well get used to it now. Eoi will *not* be a woman forever, just like you won't stay that way forever, and Sai won't be Kirby forever. Yeah... sure. Eoi's been a woman as long as I've known him. Besides, Norii's the one who got turned into a god damned plushie. * Sai walks closer. [Shig, mind roll.] Mei-Yin. We're going to beat the shit out of Treasa, and get turned back. (Made it.) Maybe. Maybe not. What if I'm stuck forever as a man? What then? [Shig notices a tag on the back of the Kirby. "Certified by God."] You won't be stuck this way forever, Mei. We- * Shigeru blinks. "The hell?" What if I AM? ( It's not a god damned plushie, it's a god approved plushie ^^ ) * Shigeru shakes his head. "What if you are?" You got me. Me, personally, if I stay this way, I intend to step in front of a bus or something. I don't wanna lose you! Why... you're not gonna lose me. Yes I will! You can't marry a guy, let alone have children! You'll marry Chelsea, you know she's had her eye on you! A god isn't enough for her! ( There's still hope, Mei! Marry Eoi, and it'll be perfect! :P ) ( Bwahahaha! ) Ehn. We'll get her a harem of S-types if necessary. * Shigeru shoots Sai a look, then scoots so he's in front of Mei/Tenchi. He puts his hands on his shoulders. "Mei, look at me." ( ^_^ ) * Tenchi looks at Shigeru. ( And Shig reveals his dark secret: He's really a woman. ) ( ...that would be very, very funny. ) ( Sai has such a wonderful sense of humor. Thank god he doesn't try to tell jokes very often. ) (A woman's certainly controlling him. ;P) * Tenchi is about ready to start crying again. * Shigeru looks into Mei/Tenchi's eyes for a moment, then smiles a little. "I've seen your heart, okay? And I've seen your mind. I know you, and I love you. You know that." * Sai smirks in a kirbyish fashion. B-but... If you're stuck like this, then you're stuck like this. I'll be honest; I'm not interested in guys, but for you... I'd try. We'll find some way around it, if we have to. * Tenchi looks away and starts crying softly again. * Shigeru hugs Tenchi/Mei. "Come on, don't cry. Please don't cry." * Tenchi just cries harder. * Shigeru blinks, and his eyes water, too. "C'mon, Mei. You... I..." * Sai flops down on the ground and waits. * Shigeru sighs, closing his eyes, and kisses Mei/Tenchi's cheek. "Please." * Tenchi turns his head and gets Shigeru in a ferocious liplock, holding him tightly. * Sai blinks, and looks faintly ill. ( Screw you, Sai. You suck. ) * Sai turns away and mutters. "Good god, I didn't need to see that." ( ^_^ ) * Shigeru 's eyes fly open at that, and he freezes, but after a moment he kisses back. (You shouldn't even be there! Haven't you heard of privacy, Kirbyman?) ( You'll be lucky if you get turned into kirbykabob if Mei notices you. :P ) ( Just try it. I wanna see what power I get from her. :P ) [Sai sees two grown men kissing.] (Bwahaha!) ... ( The power to change emotions quickly and with no logical progression. ) ...this just isn't my day. * Tenchi eventually breaks the liplock and whispers, "I love you. I really do." * Tenchi lets go of Shigeru. * Sai turns back around. "Done?" * Shigeru sits there, stunned. ( /me snickers as Winamp starts playing "Successful Mission". ) * Tenchi takes Shigeru by the hand and pulls him back towards his mother's house, whistling happily. * Sai shakes his head as best he can, and follows the two. * Shigeru snaps out of it as he realizes something. "Hey, Mei," he says as he's pulled, "Sai's been watching this entire time." Well he can't have you. Geez, you only noticed now? He can go find a marshmallow or something. Hah. Funny. * Shigeru considers, then grins. "I could roast 'im. Who knows what else I've gotten since I used that attack." He looks over at Sai with a flicker in his eyes. ( O_O ) * Sai eyes Shigeru. "And maybe I should see if I get psychic powers when I eat you." * Tenchi GLARES at Sai. Do that and I'll make what's left of your life very, very painful. Every last nanosecond of it. ( Into the other channel, dudes ) Hey, if I get stuck like this, maybe I'll take you up on that offer.