[Day: Not important. Time: Doesn't matter] ( We need an epilouge, or at least a mini. ) ( Might run it as a mini. ) * Dicesuke has quit IRC (Ping timeout ) [After saving all the people, MC finds itself back on the yellow brick circle, with all of the arches covered with slates. There's a big column of light in the center of the room.] Fancy. * Dicesuke has joined #BESM * ChanServ sets mode: +v Dicesuke * Shigeru whistles and peers into the column. Goodness. Most impressive. * Mei-Yin pokes the column of light with her finger. [Mei-Yin gets sucked into the column and vanishes.] I suppose that's the ticket to... quite. ...idiot. Oh, well. * Norii steps in. ... Well. Either she's a pile of ash, or she teleported. Let's hope it's the latter. * Eoi hops in. * Shigeru urks and steps in. * Chelsea shrugs and follows. [And so they all burned into ashes. Session End] [Just kidding ^^] (Damn.) ( That'd be a hell of an ending. You could cancel MC2 then, and run High Noon High instead! ) (High Noon High?) ( It's the sister-school to Battle High. It's where they train the gun bunnies. ) (Heh.) (Shootout after school!) [What actually happens is they're teleported to a place. There's darkness almost everywhere, except the floor is glowing with multi-colored lights. Kinda like a disco room. On the far end is a door with a big X on the front and a sign: "Do not open until Doomsday." Treasa stands near the door.] ( Nah. Shootout during lunch. At noon :P ) * Kirby is now known as Treasa Long time, no see. (In the cafeteria?) 'lo Tre-chan. So nice to see you again. * Norii chambers a round, loudly. * Shigeru eyes Treasa, then the door. (Where's the key?) Hello again, Treasa. * Treasa twirls the giant key around her fingers as though it were nothing. "I'm pleased to see you made it. Well, most of you." ( ... All I can see is Tresea using the Keyblade. ) ( Curse you Kingdom Hearts. ) Where's Sai, Treasa? You know, a long time ago, there was a demon who took the form of a sword. * Chelsea raises an eyebrow. Sounds vaguely familiar. Don't you bring my sword into this again, damn you. Yeah, I'm sure there were a lot of those. * Shigeru nods slowly. Interestingly, there were humans who stumbled across the sword and decided to fight it, with their own weapon. But in reality, it was no coincidence. * ChAnime has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer ) * ChAnime has joined #BESM The sword they found led them too itself, by creating a guide, storing his... shall we call it a soul? ... within one of the human's memories. Thus, he was able to exist even after their weapon had been destroyed. * Shigeru blinks. "You're talking about Sai, right?" He was remembered secret love of the female survivor, I believe. * Treasa smiles, baring her fangs. "Unfortuantely for the guide, she seems to have fallen for someone else." Sucks for Sai. Indeed. He no longer has reason to exist. So he does not. Tch. How tragic. That... well, shit. I had no idea a non-real person could angst that much. * Treasa smirks. "Well, -he- thought he was real." Real is as real does. * Chelsea smirks. He was real in every way that matters. Just... a shame it had to end. Would you rather he be stuck in a goban for eternity? ( ... ) Did I say that? * Chelsea rolls her shoulders and frowns. ... ( Nobody bothered to spend their CP last session. It's funny ^^ ) ( Uh. I did. c.c ) ( I did. ) ( I even sent you a new copy of the sheet. ) (... I did. I just didn't send it to you, because I thought I already did. Crap.) ( I have no idea what to do with it. ) ( ...tell me I sent mine. ;_; ) ( Well, it hardly matters now anyhow. ) ( We're not paused :P ) It's all academic now. Let's get on with the asswhooping. Unless you'd like to save us the trouble and just die. * Chelsea nods. Or, you could just surrender. That's a choice too. Oh? I surrender. * Chelsea raises an eyebrow. "Do you, now?" Really? * Shigeru blinks in surprise. Lemme guess. You've already set things in motion. ...there's a first time for everything, I suppose. Of course I have. It wouldn't be much of a game without a final challenge to overcome. Wonderful. ... And you're about to tell us all about it? * DemoX-Com is now known as Demota And you're not going to turn over what we need to set it right again, are you? I don't suppose you'll tell us how to stop it? True enough. And you hardly suffice for that. I could. But I'm not going to. * ChAnime is now known as Chamelaeon What the hell, Treasa? What do you *want*? Want? * Treasa chuckles. A bit of fun isn't a good enough answer for you? Whatever. It's gonna come down to a fight. I think you went somewhere past "fun" a few months ago. * Chelsea pouts. "Oh, have we not been fun for you? How sad." * Treasa smirks. "Back then, I was just warming up." * Mei-Yin draws her katana and drops into a ready position. "Enough talk. We don't have time for this." Mei, if you kill her, we can't find out how to stop this. For once, I agree with her. * Shigeru frowns and glances at the door. We'll burn that bridge when we come to it. * Treasa shrugs. "I don't mind. We can fight all you like." I don't think she's even opened the door yet. No, not yet. I wanted to save that for you. Do you think she really even is planning to? * Shigeru smiles humorlessly. "Figured you would." ~If it gets a rise out of us? Sure she would.~ *snerk* * Chelsea smieks. * Jukor has quit IRC (Quit: ) ( smieking sounds painful ) ( smirks, too. ) ( So do we do this? ) * Treasa simply waits. * Shigeru shrugs and sits down. * Norii takes aim. What are you doing, Treasa? Is there any way we can convince you not to end the world? Of course not. Wouldn't be much fun in that, either. So what're you waiting for? * Eoi has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer ) ( that. pause :P ) * Eoi has joined #BESM (Welcome back! ^^) ( unpause ) * Chamelaeon is now known as ChamWriting * Treasa smiles. "It's your move. Check." * Chelsea yawns. It always comes down to a fight. * Norii regrips. * Eoi sighs. "And I suppose our only choice is to beat you." * Eoi pulls out his Naginata. It seems that way, but... * Shigeru frowns. "No." Treasa wanted to see if we stand up to our predecessors. Well? Where are they? Not here, for certain. This is your game. Our game? We set the rules? Maybe it was some sort of indirect comparison? * Chelsea grins. No, that would be too easy. It wouldn't be much fun if you did that. What, if we set the rules? Of course it'd be fun. * Shigeru snickers. Not if Mei was doing it. Hey! I could make a fun game! Oh, I'm sure Mei could come up with some delightful game rules if she put herself to it. What *are* the rules, Treasa? "Roll double sixes, stab the person to your left." Everybody would have tentacles, to start with. That'd be fun. And funny. ( Did we get our brains scrambled? ) The rules are the rules. ( *runs for caffeine* ) ( Wha? ) ( Brains scrambled? ) What happens if we kill you? * Treasa shrugs. What happens if we carve your intestines out? You get messy. Good point. * Mei-Yin yawns. * Norii realizes her arms are getting stiff, and stops aiming her pistol. Come on, guys, what are we doing? Growing bored. ... * Shigeru sighs and gets to his feet. "Are you going to give us that key, Treasa?" ( I'm about to kill someone, here. ) The choice is simple: You can fight me and maybe kill me, keeping me from doing this ever again. Or you can let me go, and be at full strength for the final challenge. It's entirely up to you." You could never use it. For WHAT final challenge? As far as we know, YOU'RE the final challenge, damn it. Fine. Are you going to give us the key? And how the hell are we supposed to get to the final challenge if we don't defeat you? That's not how these things work. You can't just let us past. * Chelsea chuckles. Why would we want to use it? The point is for it not to be used, one would think. ( You're taken to a parking lot with 2000 floors and given a set of keys. The final challenge is to find your car :P ) My dear, I can do whatever I like. Then DO it! * Treasa grins. "I am." ( Our car is in Hawaii, 30 years in the future. ) ( I ought to make that 20 :P ) LET US PAST, DAMN IT! Have you made your choice? You're not giving us a choice. Will you hand over the key? * Treasa shrugs and tosses the key to Eoi. ENOUGH! We're not here to kill you, we're here to save the universe! LET US PASS. I certainly have no more use for it. ... * Eoi barely manages to catch it. ".. Well. Cool. Uh. I wonder if I could make this into a Naginata.." No, Eoi, you can't. Guys, we've got the thing. There's no reason to kill her. I mean, she surrendered. * Shigeru doesn't seem particularly surprised. "Hand it over here, Eoi. I don't need to slash at this, or whatever." [Eoi catches it... the hard way. It feels like an elephant hits his stomach.] ...now where's this "final challenge"? [The key clatters to the floor.] * Eoi oofs. * Shigeru goes to pick up the thing. * Eoi falls over. "Ow!" [Shig pulls and pulls, and can't lift it.] ... Well, shit. Oh, dear. Is that all? Uh, I don't suppose you'll tell us what the final challenge is? You'll see. * Chelsea rolls her eyes. Stop being so damn cryptic! What's the point anymore? Because it frusterates you to no end ^_^ * Shigeru rolls his eyes. "Should've seen that coming." * Norii barely manages not to shoot her out of spite. So. Uh. Big mysterious challenge. Where is it now? It's right behind you, Eoi. That's nice. * Treasa snaps her fingers. The door opens as she vanishes into a purple light. Shit. * Shigeru blinks, then curses vividly. "She already opened it!" * Norii looks behind Eoi - wait, that wouldn't be the Doomsday Door opening, would it? * Treasa calls out from somewhere. "Fight with all your strength! And perhaps you'll live, and we'll meet again!" * Chelsea sighs and raises her shield. [Eoi becomes Eoi again!] Eh, we shoulda killed her. ... Woah. Trippy. * Eoi looks. "Hey! I'm me again!" * Shigeru eyes Eoi. "Hope your balance isn't off 'cause of this." [Out of the door comes a blob of floating red jelly.] * Eoi quickly does a few practice slashes. "Naw! My Naginata still knows it's me." ... It couldn't hurt much, Eoi was already pretty un...holy shit... [The door closes!] Doomsday is Jello? * Treasa is now known as Jelly You have got to be shitting me. Well. This is disappointing. * Jelly is about the size of your heads. Oh, I'm sure it's much, much worse. I always knew there was something evil about Jello. * Jelly has no deffinate shape. It's kinda cute actually. * Jelly floats towards you. Roll init d6+7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (d6+7) and gets 9. d6+9 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (d6+9) and gets 12. d6+7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (d6+7) and gets 11. d6+8 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (d6+8) and gets 10. d6+8 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Norii (d6+8) and gets 12. (We just entered Dragon Warrior.) [Mei, Norii, Jelly, Shig, Chelsea, Eoi] [Mei's turn] * Mei-Yin raises her katana and charges the blob, swinging for the center of its blobby gelatin mass. 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (2d6-1) and gets 10. [Mei misses the cute little floating jelly.] [Norii's turn] * Norii switches to her blessed ammo, just as quick as she can. Not that she can be sure it will help... [Jelly's turn] * Retrieving #besm info... * Jelly spits out small bits of jelly at the lot of you. Everyone, def roll +1 2d6+1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (2d6+1) and gets 8. 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6-1) and gets 5. ( That's right, Dicey, give me all the bad rolls. Give THEM the good rolls. ) 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Norii (2d6-1) and gets 6. ( ? ) 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-1) and gets 3. ( Yo, Eoi ) ( Sorry. ) ( Just trying to find my sheet. ) 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-2) and gets 4. ( Made it. ) ( -2? Wow. ) [Everyone avoids the jelly!... Except Mei. It burns where she gets splashed, yet it smells really good. So good that it'll be hard to focus on fighting the thing.] [The rest of the jelly spurts fly by the others, only to turn around and start heading back.] [Shig's turn] * Shigeru backs away from the jelly and everyone else as confusion flashes across his face. He raises his hands and hesitates, then swallows as his eyes flicker. ~Sanity Drain.~ 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6-3) and gets -1, a CRITICAL SUCCESS!!! "A WINNER IS YOU!" ( I hope it has sanity to drain... ) ( ... Woah. ) (If it did, it's gone. ^^;) ( ...wowza. ) ( Oh man. Of all the worst times to get a critical success :P ) [But no, the jelly has no sanity to drain.] ( Fuck. ) (*sigh* Oh well.) [Chelsea's turn] * Chelsea dashes at the little jelly and flicks the tip of her rapier at it. 2d6-7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-7) and gets 2. [Pity the jelly, for it has been poked mightly.] [Eoi's turn] (No. :P) ( C'mon, Eoi. ) * Eoi rushes forward, his naginata surrounded by a golden glow. He slashes at the Jelly of Doom with a cry of "Ultimate Naginata Technique! EOI BLADE!" ( I'm writing Norii. ) 2d6-6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-6) and gets 0. [And the jelly is cut again!] [Mei's turn] * Mei-Yin sniffs at the pretty smell. *_@ ( That all you're doing? :P ) ( Probably. :P ) [Norii's turn!] * Norii wonders what the hell is wrong with Mei, then concentrates and tries blowing a hole in the jelly. 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Norii (2d6-3) and gets 4. [Unfortnately for Norri, the jelly quickly floats out of the way, this time.] [The jelly spits more goop at you! Meanwhile, the first specks come around again! Everyone make 2 defense rolls at +1 except Mei, who only needs one.] 2d6-2 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-2) and gets 3. * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6-1) and gets 9. 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-2) and gets 8. 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6-1) and gets 8. 2d6+1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (2d6+1) and gets 5. ( Made one. ) ( Hey, I made it! ) (Made one.) ( Anno... ) 2 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Norii (2 2d6-1) and gets 4 7. ( Umm..... I think we oughta talk to Calc about that. Don't want dicey to get kickbanned. ^^; 2 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2 2d6-2) and gets 5 4. ( Made both. ) ( Talk to Calc about what? ) ( [22:01:57] -sourdough.sandwich.net:#BESM- *** Notice -- Server flood protection activated for #BESM ) ( Huh. I didn't get that message. ) ( I did, though ) ( You on sourdough, ND? ) ( Dunno. ) [Anyway... everyone manages to avoid the goop once, except Mei and Chelsea, who avoid all attacks in their direction. Whoever didn't make it needs a body roll at +2 ] (Oh dear.) 2d6+2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6+2) and gets 7. (Uh. No.) 2d6+2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6+2) and gets 8. ( Nope. ) 2d6+2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Norii (2d6+2) and gets 10. [Same story as before. It burns, but smells so nice that you have trouble deciding whether to fight the jelly or to lick the stuff off yourselves.] [Now it's Shigeru's turn!] ( That's nice, but is there a *practical* effect? ) ( Oh, yeah. You're at a +2 to do stuff :P ) * Shigeru sniffs at the air and shakes his head, trying to concentrate on whatever it is he's supposed to do. His eyes flicker. 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6-1) and gets 4. [The jelly is slammed by an invisible force! Poor jelly ;_;] [Chelsea's turn] * Chelsea raises her sword and it burst into black flames. She charges the jelly with a cry of "My Divine Animosity!" and slashes at it. 2d6-7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-7) and gets 0. (*chokes*) ( Haw! ) [Chelsea makes the jelly splatter into a thousand drops. Eoi, Mei and Chelsea, roll def -1 ] ...I wish I had a nifty attack like that. 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-2) and gets 2. 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-2) and gets 0, a CRITICAL SUCCESS!!! "o/~I love you... you love me... o/~" ( .. Woah. ) ( Uh, thanks Dice. ) (I'm sure he has a crit fail lined up for us later. :P) 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (2d6-1) and gets 5. ( I made it! ^_^_v ) (Whoo! ^_^) ( And everybody say... ) * Sidhe has joined #besm [Everyone gets out of the way? What, you expect more? You all made it; not much else to do.] ( Change that first ? to a ! ) * Shigeru blinks a few times. Uh. That was it? That was Doomsday. *That* was Doomsday? ...oh no. You said it, Eoi. And you too, Shigeru! ;_; * Chelsea frowns. "Well, that was horribly anticlimactic." ...nobody eat it. [The jelly drops gather up, forming a slightly larger serpent-shaped jelly.] ( New init ^_^] ) Ah, see. * Norii goes about scraping the jelly off her skin. That is what I was expecting. ... Oops? d6+7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (d6+7) and gets 10. d6+7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (d6+7) and gets 9. d6+8 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Norii (d6+8) and gets 10. d6+9 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (d6+9) and gets 13. * Sidhe has left #besm d6+8 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (d6+8) and gets 10. [Mei, Jelly, Eoi, Norii, Chelsea, Shig] [Mei's turn!] * Mei-Yin dashes forward to cut down this new form. "You shouldn't have said it!" 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (2d6-1) and gets 7. [Mei does a fine job on that dashing part, but not so well on that cutting part.] [Jelly's turn] ( Hey, I hit, so he had to dodge, at least. -_- ) ( Oh, you're going to hate me for this attack... ) ( We already hate you. ) * Jelly "looks" towards Chelsea. It's front flashes, firing a bright beam right at her. ( Def roll at +1, Chel ) ( Goddess, it's a pokebeam. ) (Solar Beam?) 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-2) and gets 7. ( That's a no. Good thing the shield's up. ) ( No, that requires charge time. It's the Gyrados version. ) (Hyper Beam.) * Minaku has joined #besm (Ooo, MC still going??) * Jex is now known as Jexinet (Last session. Have a seat, grab some popcorn.) [Unfortunately for Chelsea, the shield doesn't stop all of the beam. She gets hit by it, and needs to make a body roll at +2] 2d6+2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6+2) and gets 9. ( Hah! Hell no. ) [Chelsea is blinded!] [Eoi's turn] * Chelsea scowls. * Eoi rushes forward, his body surrounded by a white glow. The glow soaks into his Naginata as he slashes with a yell of "Exorcist Cut!" 2d6-6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-6) and gets -1. (nice.) [Eoi cuts the jelly mightily, but it fails to be exorcised.] [It's Norii's turn] ( Am I still at +2? ) ( Nah ) * Norii puts a bullet through the snake's eye.\ 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Norii (2d6-2) and gets 5. [It doesn't actually have an eye. Norii still puts a bullet in it, though.] [Chelsea's turn] * Chelsea turns her head one way and then the other, and dashes up to the jelly, flicking her blade at it again. 2d6-7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-7) and gets -2. [Chelsea pokes the jelly again. Full of jelly poking fun she is, yup.] [Shig's turn] ( Yessir. Chel the jelly-poker. ) * Shigeru stays where he is, clear from everyone, and concentrates. As usual, his eyes flicker. 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6-3) and gets 5. [The jelly is hit with an invisible force!] [Mei's turn] * Mei-Yin turns and cuts low, along the jelly-serpent's length. 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (2d6-1) and gets 4. [Mei actually hits the durn thing!] Yaha! * Shigeru grins. [Jelly's turn] * Jelly fires a beam at... Norii, this time. She needs to make a def roll at +1 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Norii (2d6-1) and gets 7. [Norii doesn't quite make it. She needs a body roll at +2] 2d6+2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Norii (2d6+2) and gets 8. [That ain't gonna do it. Norii is blinded!] Aaaaaaah! [Eoi's turn] * Eoi rushes forward and slashes, no shineys this time. 2d6-6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-6) and gets 3. [Eoi's unshiny cut hits, but it's not as attractive to look at.] [Norii's turn] ( Can I do anything? I'm blind! ) ( You can attack at a +4 ) ( But that could get ugly. ) ( +4 to normal roll? ) ( yup ) * Norii stumbles back out of the way, firing not-quite-blindly at the snake- thing. 2d6+1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Norii (2d6+1) and gets 7. [By some sort of miracle, Norii actually hits the thing.] (Impressive, Norii.) [Chelsea's turn] * Chelsea cuts at the jelly again! 2d6-7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-7) and gets 2. ( I'm just good! ) [The jelly deftly dodges Chelsea's attack!] * Chelsea frowns. [Shig's turn] * Shigeru frowns for a moment, then concentrates. 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (2d6-3) and gets 7. * Demota is now known as Demotafk [The jelly goes splut! Everyone in melee range, make a defense roll at -1 bonus] 2d6-1 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (2d6-1) and gets 9. * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-4) and gets 3. ( ...ouch. ) ( Yep. ) 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-2) and gets 3. ( Woo. ) [Eoi and Chelsea get out of the way quickly, but Mei is scalded a bit as she tries to escape.] Aaaaah! Damn it, damn it to hell and back! You okay, Mei? * Norii eyes the jelly warily. [Norii has a hard time doing that, since, y'know, she can't see.] * Mei-Yin uses the rear edge of her blade to scrape jelly off. ( If I'm only at +4, I have to be able to see SOMETHING. ) [The jelly comes off by itself!] ( You're at +4 because you have other senses. ) ( If you say so... ) * Norii concentrates, then steps out of her body and takes a look around. [Norii's and Chelsea's sight restores as the jelly builds itself into a humanoid shape. It looks like it's struggling to do something, and in a few seconds, metal-looking claws burst from its "arms"] ( New init ^^ ) d6+7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (d6+7) and gets 11. * Norii pops back into her body. d6+7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Shigeru (d6+7) and gets 9. Wacky. d6+8 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Norii (d6+8) and gets 9. Shit. It's gonna keep going until it kills us. d6+8 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (d6+8) and gets 12. d6+9 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mei-Yin (d6+9) and gets 11. Don't think like that, Shigeru. We're gonna kill it, or die trying. [Chelsea, Eoi, Mei, Jelly, Shig, Norii] [Chelsea's turn] Exactly like I said, Mei. I'm s'posed to be the fatalistic one around here, let me do my job. * Chelsea flicks the tip of her blade at the jelly again. 2d6-7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chelsea (2d6-7) and gets 3. [Chelsea poketh the jelly.] [Eoi's turn] ( ...how appropriate. Winamp just started playing 'It's All Been Done Before' ) (*snerk*) ( It's gonna be a long night @_@ ) * Eoi does a golden shiney Eoi Blade Slash. 2d6-6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eoi (2d6-6) and gets 1. [Eoi slashes the jelly!] [Mei's turn] * Mei-Yin follows just after Eoi, crossing his path for an X-slash! Too bad they don't have a combined attack. ;_;