[Date: May 30th. Time: 10:45 p.m.] [After having some fun with some cute little fishies, you all reported back at the clubroom. Why? Not sure. But you did.] [Anyhow, Lazar, Naomi, and Makoto went home, whilst the rest of you are presumeably going clubbing, because that's what you daid you'd do.] [Session Start] Whoo! We rocked the world hard! Go us! * Rei powerposes. ( I.. don't see Peter going clubbing. ) Us 5, Fish 0. Who's for partying? * Maria smirks. "Funny. I didn't feel the world rocking." ( they can drag him along ^^ ) * Peter is sitting at a desk and peering through a book. "I believe that went very well. The teamwork was excellent." ( Besides, you don't HAVE to do that :P ) Me! ( I think I'm gonna sit this one out. Nothing personal, but I don't see Peter goin' clubbing, and I'll have to leave in the middle of it. ) * Chomei nods to this... "So, what do you want to do now?" * Peter has quit IRC (Quit: ) * Rei pauses. "Though I've never really gone partying before, I mean college partying, 'cause I'm new to college and all, I think it'll be an excellent learning experience for us all, and more importantly, it give me a chance to get down and funky with my bad self. Yo." * Chie snickers. * Chomei shakes his head. "I really don't know why I'm still here." * Maria perches on a random desk again, since we're in the clubroom. She chuckles at Rei's statement. ( Good grief @_@ ) * Chomei takes a look around. "Now I think I do..." So, yeah, the night is young and so are we, yadda yadda... let's get to it! * Rei hops over to Chomei and peers at him. "Because you looooove us. Lighten up a little, Chomei-kun." Get to what? Party! ^^ Oh. * Rei looks around. * Maria shrugs. "Fine. How exactly do we go about that?" I dunno. ( Find a DDR machine :P ) We cruise around, find a likely-looking spot, and join in. Yeah, okay, then what? Of course. Party crashing is extra super duper plus essential. And Chomei's comin' with, 'cause he doesn't want to leave us weak girls all alone. Mean, mean people stalk the streets at night. We sing. We dance. We go crazy. I take it you've never tried this before. Color me unsurprised. ( I don't know a thing about clubbing. Couldn't you go to an arcade? ;_; ) * Chomei hides a little from Rei's remark. Yes, poor helpless us. (My thoughts exactly Brett.) * Chie bats her eyes at Chomei. * Rei drags Chomei out of his nonexistant hiding spot. * Chomei is dragged. Uhm. Helpless, right. Yes! Completely helpless. We're unarmed, see? Chie, hide that sword. * Chie tucks the sword into her bag. See? No weapons here! * Chomei chuckles. * Rei grins maniacally. * Maria rubs the side of her neck, frowning. "Sing. Dance?" And disco! Not... disco... * Chie nods emphatically. "And karaoke." And what? Good lord, you don't know karaoke? Girl, we need to remedy that right away. ( ... Oh, this is not going to go well for the GM @_@ ) Yeah, preferably some way FAR away from bright floors and disco balls. ( .. You evil bastards. ) Oh. Uhm, if you say so. (Weeeeeee'll staaaaaaay foreeeeever this waaaaaay o/~) (It's all Ard's fault!) (^_^_v) Girl, Chie's word is law. After mine, of course. Chie has all of Europe, and you just took New Zealand. I got Europe? Kick *ass*! * Chomei baps his head against his forehead. "What are you talking about?" (Err, hand) * Rei turns to Chomei and says, with utmost seriousness, "Yo' momma." ( Bah. Music has devolved over the years. All that's left is Kirby music :P ) * Hope is now known as Atom (I am so sorry, MC2 world. ;_;) * Maria blinks in confusion. What does taking over the world have to do with that? I dunno. It just seemed like the thing to say. Let's go let's go let's go! * Rei tries pulling Chomei out the door, using all the strength of a mildly peeved poodle. * Chomei doesn't budge... much. ... You're s'posed to walk with me, Chomei. Come on. Walk with me here. Hold on, go where exactly? Out! To party! Have fun! Haven't we gone over this already? I know we have. Your memory's gotta hold at least that much. What? * Chomei pretends to clean out his ears. Par-ty. * Rei stops and eyes Chomei. * Maria hops off the desk she'd been perched on. She walks over to Rei and Chomei. "Need help pulling?" Relax. Have fun. Ooh, would you? ^^ Everyone should try it at least once in their life. And I'll help too. You can take the head, and Chie and I will take the legs. We can give him the fast route or the slow one, whichever he prefers. * Rei eyes the window. * Chomei looks around. "Now what are you three... okay, okay! I'm moving." * Chie rubs her hands together and grins. "Excellent. Onward!" * Rei cheers. "I knew you could do it!" She grabs the evil black box, fiddles with the buttons on the top, and presses the red button. Fanfare blasts out, powerful enough to fill the entire floor. * Chomei curses quietly (and descretly) to himself... [Cue the FF victory music :P] * Rei looks mildly dizzy after the fanfare ends. "Whoa. I think I underestimated the power in this thing." * Chomei doesn't seem to be affected by it in the least. * Maria winces and covers her ears. "Ow." What was that supposed to be?.. Never mind, let's just get on with this. * Rei considers, then grins almost-evilly. "Now I have backup for if the music sucks!" Heh. And if you thought *that* was loud... you ain't seen nothin' yet. Really? * Rei peers at Chie. Well, depends where we end up. But we won't get there if we don't leave! So move it, people! * Rei nods and salutes. "Aye aye, captian!" She marches out the door. * Maria walks out the door. Well... guess I'm stuck with it. * Chomei heads out. ( Where ya going? :P ) * Chie eyes Chomei. "You too." * Chie follows the rest. (The parking lot. ;p) [So they arrive at the parking lot!] (I dunno, they're dragging me along.) Who's riding with me? * Rei races to her bike. "Not me!" * Chomei looks around. "I don't have a ride." * Rei hops on and patpats the bike. "Didja miss me? I new you would." (*kicks the Typo Demon*) You can ride with Chie, Chomei. * Chomei points at Rei. "And I'm not going with her." You can come with me if you're not white chicken meat! * Chie hops on her bike. "Well, Chomei, looks like it's you and me." Looks like you are, though. Wuss. ^^ [Rei's bike's only response is a bumpersticker: "Naginatas rule!"] Yup, guess so. (My bike's the best bike ever.) * Chie tosses Chomei the spare helmet. * Rei pulls on her helmet and waves Maria over. She hands the other one to her. * Maria hops onto Rei's bike again. * Chomei catches it, adjusts it, and puts it on. "I swore I'd never ride one of these things..." Hop on, and hold on tight! But not too tight. I'm not that kinda girl, y'know. * Chomei holds on REALLY tight. * Chie winks. * Maria eyes the helmet, shrugs, and puts it on. * Rei calls to Chomei, "No feeling Chie up before we get there!" She guns the motor and is *gone*. * Chomei releases his grip a bit. * Chie grins madly (not that anyone can see her). "Woo-hah!" * Chie guns the engine and roars off after Rei. ( Chomei falls off the back! Ok, not really :P ) * Chomei closes his eyes. ( Now where ya goin'? ) (Mmm... nightclub, karaoke bar... something along those lines.) (Yup.) (I'm getting dragged wherever. ;) ) [GM likes the karaoke idea better, so you go there :P] [Shortly, they arrive at a karaoke place!] [They really do!] * Rei skids to a halt outside of the place. Everyone out of the pool! * Maria hops off the motorcycle. "Oh, is that what it is?" * Chie pulls up next to Rei. Chomei. You can let go now. * Chomei opens his eyes once he's sure it's stopped... Are we there... and in one piece? [It's your standard karaoke bar. Very, uh, karaoke bar-ish. If the GM had ever been to one, he'd describe it better.] * Chomei lets go. C'mon. My driving's not *that* bad. I haven't hit any buildings in a while. [There's a fair crowd in there.] Oh, that makes me feel much better. * Chie takes her helmet off and jumps off the bike. You can ride with me. I haven't hit any buildings at all. ^^ * Chie eyes the karaoke place. "Not a bad start." * Chomei takes off his helmet and steadly gets off the bike. And Chomei... that was a joke. * Chie winks at him again. * Rei hops off the bike and puts the helmets away, then locks it up. ... Right. Mmm. Lots of people. * Maria stows her helmet, too. * Chie takes Chomei's helmet from him, puts it away, and locks her bike up as well. So, in we go! * Chie pushes open the doors. Right. * Rei heads bravely to the karaoke bar! * Chomei follows Rei in. * Maria follows in. * Chie immediately heads for the songlist. Note that the mad grin has yet to leave her face. [All the songs are in Japanese.] [Except for one "Kirby's Great Fast Food Enterprise Opening - English ver."] ( Pop culture ^^ ) * Rei is second at the song list, and her grin, while perhaps not as mad, is certainly more practiced. * Chomei finds a nice, empty space on the wall for him to lean. Poo. They don't have the good stuff here. What's up with that? I know. S'lame. * Maria follows reluctantly over to the songlist. Hey... I just had a really good idea. ( Run for the hills! c.c ) ( This oughta be good.) No good can come of this. But go on. What's that? It doesn't involve multicolored stockings and ice cream, does it? Mmm, no. Not this time, at least. If the music here's lame, then we'll just have to improve it! We'll just make up our own lyrics as we go along. How 'bout it? * Chomei bearly makes out 'make up' and 'lyrics' over the people and gets a scared look on his face. * Maria doesn't look so sure about that. You mean improvisational filking on the fly? Ooh. ( Jesse should be here for this ;_; ) * Rei hugs Chie. "You come up with the best ideas! Next to mine, of course. I'm so glad I made you more or less second in command!" (He should.) * Chie is hugged. "Heh. Anytime." Should I warn the other people in here? Give 'em time to flee for their lives? (Ha! I am second in command! I'm rising in the ranks!) Nah. They'll figure it out soon enough. * Chomei approaches the music selection table. "What are you ladies planning?" All in due time, my dear Maria. * Rei turns the maniacal grin to Chomei. "Karaoke. And you're singing!" * Maria turns to Chomei. "Pure evil." * Chomei starts backing up. "Me? Sing? How about... not." * Chie grabs Chomei's arm. * Rei grabs Chomei's other arm. Oh, no. There is no escape for you, my friend. Excape is for people who aren't white chicken meat, and you've already proven you are!~ * Maria waves to Chomei. "Nice knowin' ya'." Oh no... If I'm going up you're going up too. Who, me? * Chomei shakes out of Rei's grip and grabs Maria's arm. * Rei yells, "Soul train!" She grabs Chie's arm and starts leading the whole group to the sign up sheet. ( Sing a duet with the Kirby theme :P ) (*snicker*) * Kirby is now known as BartendingGuy * Chie drags Chomei along. (I have NO clue as to what to do.) (Neither does your character, apparently. ^_~) * BartendingGuy is at the bar. He calls people when it's their turn. ( Neither does the GM :P ) (When your turn comes, sing whatever you fee like. ;p) * BartendingGuy looks up as the others approach. "Hi every-bo-di!" * Rei waves with her free hand, manic grin not fading in the least. "Hi! We'd like to sign up for karaoke, please." (*cracks up*) (Bwahaha!) (Oh... shoot.) * Chie has the oddest urge to order ramen. ^^ * Maria barely reigns in the reflex to lay Chomei out for grabbing her. ( Hi, Dr. Nick! ) * BartendingGuy nods. "There's no-bo-di ahead of you, so you can go as soon as you sign up!" Yeah, they'd like to sign up... I'm just going to be going this way now. Really? Wow, that's great! * Chie tightens her grip on Chomei's arm. * Chomei lets go of Maria and looks for a nice, big, heavy object to grab onto. Don't mind Chomei, he's just really shy. He's been wanting to sing in front of an audience all his life, and we, the loyal and loving friends we are, are getting him his big break! Of course! Have fun, every-bo-di! Thanks. ^^ What the HECK are you talking about. I've only known you for five hours! Yeah, thanks. * Maria relaxes when Chomei lets go. * Rei signs us up, picking some song we're all sure to know. Yup. C'mon, Chomei, it's time for your grand debut! ( and what a long five hours it's been. ) (No kidding) (Wheeee! ^_^) ( Heh. ) ( XD ) [Rei picks the Kirby op. :P] (That works ;P) (Anything'll work for what we have planned. ;p) * Maria doesn't know that song, but that should come as a surprise to nobody! ( It's funny, 'cause only two of you speak English. :P ) (Voot!) ( So, how do you wanna do this? I say a line, then you do? :P ) * Chomei looks at the selection and starts to (even more frantically than before) try to get down. (Sure. ^^ You can be the karaoke screen.) (Watch us ignore it!) (Off the stage that is. ;) ) (^^) ( Yeah! Get down! Get funk... awww. ) * Rei starts leading the soul train onto the stage. * Maria grabs Chomei's arm and drags him with. She's not suffering alone. (Misery loves company!) * Chie has Chomei's other arm. * Chomei starts saying to himself. "I am not doing this, I am not doing this, I am not... ah shit." ( Durn right it does. ) [There's two microphones and a button that says "Push me to start!" Fortunately, there's no red button that says "DANGER, do not puch!"] ( Or push, either. ) (Just to let you know, I'm cracking up on this end.) * Chomei looks for a red button.) Woot! Okay, ready? * Chie crowds around one microphone with Rei. ( ^_^_v ) ( I'm not. I have to invent a song ;_; ) No. * Maria eyes the audience and looks nervous. * Chomei looks away from the audience. * Chie grins confidently. * Chie grabs a mike. ( You could just let us come up with it. But that'd be sick and wrong. ) * Rei waves like a maniac. ~Helloooo, Tokyo!~ ~We are the awesome, the fabulous, the incredible...~ ( Hello yourself. ) * Chie turns to Rei. "Hey, what should we call ourselves?" Yo' momma? [Someone in the audience says "Hey, they're gonna sing the Kirby song!"] [You draw the crowd's attention.] * Rei considers, then cracks up at Chomei's statement. (Of course.) ~YO MOMMA!~ * Chie winks and gives a huge thumbs up. * Chomei shakes his head... "They actually did it?" * Rei cackles. * Maria facepalms. ~Now give it up for us, 'cause we are gonna ROCK THIS CASBAH!~ [There's some applause.] Pardon me from asking... but, what's a Casbah? * Maria is glad Cho asked. Saves her the trouble. * Rei grabs a mike. ~We can't heeeear you!~ [Someone in the back shouts. "Can too!"] * Chomei speaks over the mike. ~What the hell is a Casbah?!~ * Chie looks over at whoever's operating the machine. ~Hit it!~ * Maria elbows Chomei. Gently, but still. * Rei jams her fist on the start button. oof ( You guys always make things so complicated... Ok... ) * BartendingGuy is now known as Screen * Screen shows Kirby waving. "3. 2. 1!" * Rei waves her hands like the Kirby. Woot! * Chie pumps a fist in the air. ( *gets a mental picture of that and cracks up* ) (^_^_v) * Chomei looks at the pink marshemellow, then suddenly gets a craving for marshemellows. * Maria eyes the Kirby. * Screen opens with a short of Kirby in a carpenter's outfit! He builds a restaurant at an incredibly fast speed. Some happy-happy music starts humming from the speakers, with backup singers going "La la la LA la LA o/~", then the words appear. (Man oh man, this is insane. I love it. ^^) o/~ Kirby's getting hungry, Kirby wants some money! Fast Food Enter- prise! o/~ ( *falls over, twitching* ) ( ^_^_v ) (Too... much... Krib...) ( It's your turn :P ) (Kickin'?) * Rei sings, and she's actually fairly decent, despite bouncing around like a superball on crack. The lyrics, of course, are another matter. o/~ When you're lookin' for twizzlers, make sure you do the twister, 'cause your momma likes her steak medium rare! o/~ ( Basically, you each go once, then I go again :P ) * Chomei sings, both very off tune and out of beat. "Kir... what the hell?" (Ah, okay, my bad.) * Rei poses dramatically, pointing at Chie. * Chomei hides his face in his hands. * Maria stares aghast at Rei. * Chomei dares a peak at the monster called 'Rei.' * Chie sings, very loudly and very off-key. o/~ Oh baby, I wanna see it through, uh-huh, 'cause you know I can't get enough of you and your little armadillo too! o/~ * Chie pokes Chomei. ( Ok... ) ( Maybe you should just take turns :P ) (Want to just assume the screen's going with Kirby building things? ^^) ( You don't want me to do the rest of the song? ;_; ) (Such a cute, cute song. And we're murdering it. ;p) ( Got the beat in my head and everything ;_; ) (Post the real lyrics on the page as an extra. ^_~) ( Good idea ^^ ) * Chie pokes Chomei. Harder. (Woot!) * Chomei breaks out in sweat. He sings, both off key and very off beat. "Um..." * Screen shows Kirby finish building the restaurant, then he starts selling food. Later, Dedede shows up as a rival, and they fight a corporate battle. * Chie hisses. "Chomei, baby, you're killin' us here!" * Chomei is paralyzed by what was just sung... * Atom has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer ) * Chie shakes her head in disgust. "Maria, it's all up to you now!" You can do it! Save Yo' Momma! Wow, we come up with the coolest band names. [As Chomei watches the screen, he sees it only gets worse :P ...Uhm, er, o/~ so if you prefer your armadillo well-done, just grab yourself by the shoulders and pull, it's the only way to fly o/~ * Maria turns absolutely red as she babbles the line out. * Rei cheers and bounces over by Maria. o/~ Flying's very fun, and so (*shoots the Typo Demon*) o/~ Is sugar and gum! Like Tang, which is a kick in the shins! o/~ * Chie is clapping her hands and shakin' her groove thang. She has no shame whatsoever, doesn't she? ;p o/~ So soar above the clouds and the trees and the moon and the room with a view for us too yes we do! o/~ * Rei spins! * Chomei shrugs his shoulders, sighs, and blurts out o/~ And jump down into the bowl of chocolate pudding to have a happy holiday o/~ I can't believe I said that... * Chie slaps Chomei on the back. "Awright!" You're a natural! ( *cracks up* ) * Maria is still beet red. "o/~ But the room with a view has a bar in it too, so I'll see you on the dark side of the moon o/~" (That wrap up the song? ^^) ( Sure, I guess. ) * Rei stops spinning and teeters on one foot. "Yeah!" she yells into the microphone as the song ends. * Screen gives the results: "0.83% Skill level = blargh." Damn straight. We suck. ~Thank you, everybody!~ [The audience boos.] * Chie waves and grins. * Chomei whispers to the group. "I think we had better get out of here... FAST." * Maria hurries off the stage. And man, can she hurry. * Chomei gets off as fast as he can. * Rei keeps up with that manic grin. ~In fact, that was so much fun, I think we're gonna do it again! There isn't even a line!~ Ooh, are they gonna riot? I haven't started a riot in ages... hey, where are you guys going? Oh well. * Screen is now known as BartenderGuy * Rei puts the mic back. * Chie sighs and hangs her mike up. You're just joking, right Chie? Right? * Rei hops off of the stage. "That was so fun. So! Fun!" Remind me to NEVER do that AGAIN. * Chie just winks at Chomei. * Chie jumps after Rei. "Hey, Rei, we are *so* doing that again sometime." Yeah! We can make it a weekly thing and attract droves of hated enemies and one or two adoring fans! What's not to love? c.c; Fantastic! Maybe we can even be a rock band. Yo' Momma! Comin' to Tokyo! * Chomei pretends not to know them. We'd need guitars, though. And a sound synthesizer, and some drums. And groupies. *Lots* of groupies. Although maybe it'd be better if we were an indy band. The masses just wouldn't appreciate our artistic genius. Eh, either way. You mean go underground? Make scratchy recordings and hand them out on streetcorners instead of drugs? Wear funky clothes and maybe a beret or two? * Chie beams. "Exactly!" Yes! I've always wanted a beret! Where do I sign up? Counter-culture rock! (And now, the masses should rise up. Or Chomei should drag us out before we plan out an entire cultural revolution based on kazoo instrumentals and horrible singing. ;p) (Ha!) (Heh) * Maria looks at Chie and Rei in horror. ( And now Sho comes along and drags you into a war :P ) There's no better kind. Except disco, which is plenty counter culture nowadays. (Oh my god... we're The Band! ;p) (Bwahaha!) * Maria looks at Chie and Rei like they're insane, in fact. And for good reason! (^_~) * Chomei looks at the two, somewhat disgusted by what they were discussing. (I have horrible, horrible visions of Chie meeting Satoshi now. ;p) ( ^^ ) * Chomei whispers to Maria. "Think we should get out of here?" Hmmm... disco... could work, could work... but how would we fit the kazoos in? * Maria glances over the crowd. They're not pulling out pitchforks and torches, are they? ( I wouldn't be surprised.) Kazoos aren't powerful enough to be backbeat. They could take the place of some of the synth, though. And triangles! We need triangles. [The crowd is actually starting to sign up for their own turns at karaoke so they can quickly forget that performance :P] (I rock. ^_^_v) (Aww. No riot? ;_;) * Maria frowns and shrugs. She whispers back to Chomei "It may be best. We should drag these two with us. For their own safety." * Chomei nods in agreement. * Chomei whispers again, "What?" * Chomei whispers "I got the we should go... do you mean literally drag them or get them to come with?" * Maria shrugs. "Whichever." * Rei is hopping around and singing something in English. It sounds very, very disco-y. Triangles, yes. And marimbas. Maybe a sitar. * Chomei taps Rei on the shoulder. "I think we should get going now." * Rei stops and whirls on Chomei, beaming all the way. "You wanna be in our band, too? You had to but ask!" That does it. Yeah, Chomei, you can be in charge of the xylophone! * Chomei starts to drag Rei out of the club. ( Run, Chomei! Run like the wind! ) * Rei is dragged! "Hey, you can't do this! I have a right to be here! Don't make me go astral and kick your sorry little butt from here to Timbuktu! Ow!" * Chomei doesn't seem to be listening. ( Keep going or stop? :P ) * Maria watches the dragging-in-progress. * Chie eyes Maria. "It's okay, I'm perfectly capable of walking by myself." * Rei shakes her fist at the heavens (or would be, if the roof wasn't in the way). "Curse you for making me me!" ( ..keep going. We've not yet begun to something something! ) * Maria shrugs. "Works for me. Know anyplace with less of a crowd?" Mmm. There's a nice little coffee shop around the corner. It's open-mic poetry night. We can go and mock the Goths. * Maria grins. "Sounds like a plan. What's a goth?" ( What's a goth? Is it tasty? ) Come along and see. * Chie smiles. It's not a nice smile. * Chomei stops dragging Rei once they get to the bikes. * Rei waits for the other girls. She's stopped complaining by now, and is just grinning. ( Good grief x.x ) * Maria eyes Chie, then shrugs. "Alright, then. Let's go!" (Oh dear.) * Maria seems to almost start powerposing. Almost. * Chie exits the karaoke bar, but not without another grin at Maria. "Hey, you're learning." * Chie walks up to Rei. "Coffee shop around the corner. Open-mic poetry. Let us go laugh at their dark empty souls." Goth-mocking? * Rei puts her hand to her forehead. "Lo, I am foresaken. The abyss swallows my tormented soul into its hell-gaping jaws!" * Chomei chuckles. "Alright, let's go." Yep. Well, actually, I mock without discrimination, but Goths are the only ones who ever show up, so it's what I have to work with. Blood OOZES from its crystalline fingertips! * Chie mock-sighs. "Ah, how I suffer for their art!" * Rei claws at the air. And spray's a nice thin coat all over the wall. ;) You know it! * Maria blinks at Rei. "...are you alright?" * Chie applauds. "Go, Chomei! I didn't think you had it in you!" * Rei beams at Maria. "Never better!" * Maria smirks. "Ah. Well, then. " * Rei starts skipping to the coffee shop, as it's close enough to not bother driving. Karaoke? That's one thing. Mocking people's pathetic existences? That's something else entirely. * Maria follows Rei, not skipping but keeping up a brisk walk. Works for me. * Chomei walks along with Rei. * Chie walks along, barely managing to restrain herself from rubbing her hands together with glee. [They get to the coffee shop. Where there's coffee and goths reciting poetry.] * BartenderGuy is now known as GothPoet There are shadows. Shadows, there are. Many shadows. Sadistic shadows of darkness. * Rei takes a seat at a corner back dimly lit table. She waves the group over to her. * Chie has a seat. * Chomei takes a seat. * Maria has a seat next to Rei. "...what's his problem?" * Chomei sits on the seat he stole. He's a goth. Goths have lots of problems. Well, no, they only have two. One is excessive amounts of angst, and two, they suck at expressing it in any even moderately sympathetic way, shape, or form. Quoth the raven "Nevermore". "Nevermore," did the raven quoth, and quoth it angstfully he did, in those sadistic shadows of gloom and doom. ...I see. The Ravens suck! They aren't even going to make the playoffs this year! Now, they don't need a reason to angst. They angst because they're goths. (this is assuming that there is still football in the 2040's ;p) "Hiiii" quoth the Kirby. The Kirby who flew o'er the sadistic shadows of nevermore. * Rei nods sagely. "And they eat Count Chocula cereal." I also begin to understand why you'd choose to mock them. * Chomei chuckles. He sees nothing to add to the conversation. (goth Kirby. Save me. ;p_ ( Count Chocula! *laughs* ) (Bwahaha!) (Chocolaty!) (Goth cereal!) The penguin below angst, for he could not fly like the Kirby, nor could he evermore quoth "Nevermore" as the raven. And all the while, there were shadows of gloom and doom. ( Angstilicious. :9 ) (Got Angst?) Angst did he, oh, did he angst! * Maria glances around for something to throw at the goth. Get to the part about the abyss! We're waiting here! * Chie yells, "Gosh, d'you think he might have angsted?" Or was he just pissy? ( *cracks up* ) And don't forget the deep dark emptiness of the soul! * GothPoet looks up at Chie... And smiles. "Oh, did he angst! He angsted so much! Muchly did he angst! Angst, there was, and there was angst! So much angst was there that there was much angst! And all the while, the Kirby flew! And he flew and flew and flew! * Maria keeps looking for a worthy projectile. "Yeah, can't leave that out." Hey, do you think Kirby flew? * Rei blinks a couple times, then grins. Madly. (Goths can't smile. They'd lose all their angst and disappear!) There was an abyss! An abyss in the shadows, in which the penguin angsted whilst the raven quothed "Nevermore" evermore! * Maria looks at Rei. "...you're up to something, aren't you? Lemme in on it." Hm? Oh, nothing o/~ Just that I get the feeling that the gothy guy is making fun of goths, too, unless he really does think that's good poetry, in which case he's sorely mistaken. But ignorance is bliss. ( "Hey, can someone get that raven to shut up?" *thwack* *squak!* "Thanks." ) * Chie looks at her watch. "C'mon, c'mon! You've almost made the world record for most times saying 'angst' in five minutes!" * Rei yells, "Does the Raven say anything else? Or even other sounds? Bloodcurdling screams of horror, perhaps?" The penguin's soul was vastly empty, for he was angsty! An angsty penguin is not a peppy penguin! So he angsted and angsted and angsted and angsted and angsted until he could angst no more! Little did he realize how wrong he was, so he angsted more! More angst in the abyss! And then he discovered the deep dark emptiness of his soul, and fell into the blankness of the abyss, and woe was he! He was already in the abyss, foo'! Get it right! Ah pitee the foo' that tosses the penguin into the abyss! It was the abyss within the abyss! Geez! You sure it wasn't the abyss in the angst of the abyss?! You're sure it was an abyss, now? Not a pit or a well? The seventh level of the abyss! Like hell, only abyssier! There was no abyss within the abyss! There was only a mountain! A mountain the angsty penguin could never climb, for he angsted his life away in the abyss! Nahh, a pit isn't angsty enough. Definitely an abyss. Where are the vampires? I demand vampires! Hold on, then why don't you just say the penguin is dead? ... The angsty penguin was vampiric. The bloodsucking kind or the environmentally friendly kind? Oooh, vampiric penguins. Nice. Bloodsucking, duh. With fangs? Cool! Except penguins don't have teeth. ...okay, that it. They could be cheesesucking penguins! This particular penguin was a freak of nature, so he did have teeth. How many? 1? Two. Gnarling, gnashing, snarling, smashing teeth? Brie or cheddar? Now mozzerella! What shall I choose? Oh, the angst of indecision! Just pick one Rei! * Rei puts her hand to her forehead and slumps back in the chair. * GothPoet nods to Chie. "Gnarling, gnashing, snarling, smashing, dicing, slicing teeth. Whoo, yeah! Um, you forgot grusome. (This is the best goth poetry ever.) That goes without saying. ( Yes. ) Perhaps, perhaps not. Who are you to say it goes without saying? I am me. I know, I know, and you are angst No, you're not. No, the penguin was angst. *I* am me! You are you? No, *I* am me! So... who's on first? ( No, I'm Spartacus! ) I don't know! THIRD BASE! * Maria blinks as that one goes right over her head. We're not that far yet. I just met you. (*cracks up*) ( HAW. ) (*snicker*) (*many laughs*) * Rei blinks at the poet, first one eye, then the other. "Wait, what?" * Chie snickers. "S'okay. I prefer my guys with less angst, thank you very much." That poor angsty penguin. Aww c'mon, Chie. He's kinda cute. And see? Now the vampiric penguin will angst! So he was upset AND he didn't have any money? Man, sucks to be him. Awww, I made the penguin angst again. I'm so cruel. Yes, you are! * Rei stands and shakes her finger down at Chie. "You are a bad bad girl!" You terrible person. Indeed, such an empty angstful soul. Yep, I'm horrible. Really awful. My continued existance is a bane on this earth. I should throw myself from the nearest tower and save you all the pain of being near me! You know you're not supposed to go around making vamparic penguins angst. You made that poor penguin angst. What'd it ever do to deserve such a cruel fate? * Chie hops up onto the table. "And lo, did the penguin angst! All because of me! Me!" I mean, vesides the obvious. * Rei waves her arms in a dramatically-silly fashion. "Whoooo, the ghosts of the penguins shall haunt you for their infinite torment!" ( Besides, even. ) O, the horror! The terror! I must cast myself into the abyss to save the penguin's dark empty soul! Yes, you must! Why is that, again? Because she needs to be cast into the abyss too, duh! Because I made it angst, Maria. Weren't you paying attention? We will all one day be in the abyss, so full of angst and hate. But in the mean time, we've got Kirby! Oh, that's right! How terrible of me to forget. Yes! And by forgetting the penguin you, too, have caused it untold suffering! ( *wonders how the other goths are reacting to all this* ) * Chomei is watching and listening to this with the utmost amusement., O, I fail, I fall, someone catch me! Oh, woe! I shall have to go to the abyss and suffer, as well! [The other goths are too absorbed in their own angst to care about you lot.] (Goths are so fun.) * Chie dives off the table, aiming for Chomei. * Maria blinks and gets ready to catch Chie in case she's not kidding. ( Bah! That's no good! We'll have to MAKE 'em notice! XD ) * Chomei watches as Chie falls right on top of him. Gah! * Rei watches as the chair gives way and they fall to the floor. * GothPoet winces. Mmm. You need to work on your catching skills, Chomei. I don't think that was supposed to happen. Watch where you put those hands, mister! * Maria winces. * Chomei puts his hands out where everybody can see them. (straight out) Now... can someone get her off of me? * Chie nimbly leaps up. Thanks. Anytime. * Chomei gets up and brushes himself off. * Rei works out what just happened, then nods. "Right!" Ahh, property damage. My night is complete! * Maria smirks. "Well. That was fun." Life is good, and neither are we. Shall we call it a night and leave these pathetic souls to their miserable existance? Yeah, sucks to be them. Eh, I guess. Too bad we never got 'em to notice. Sure. And lo, we go off into the deep darkness of night. *waves merrily to the Goths* Have fun! * GothPoet waves. "Angst the night away." Thanks! Enjoy yourselves, and don't forget, Thursday is double angst for the price of one day! And angsty hour is from three to five on weekdays. That's Wednsday! Sure it is. Every other angst free! Save an angst, pout an hour! * Rei woo hoos! and twirls merrily out the door. * Maria giggles, sounding pretty happy. And don't forget the daily specials! * Chie follows Rei out. * Chomei walks out the door with a goofy grin on his face. * Maria follows out in short order. * Chie stretches. "Ahh. Best night I've had in *ages*." Hmmm. * Rei giggles uncontrollably as she makes her way to the bikes. "It might be my best night ever ever!" Haw. Why stop there? You guys are *great.* Next time, we have to bring Makoto and Laz along too. Man, I should have known you would be good at that. What about Peter? * Maria looks up at the sky. He's a professor. I dunno if it's in his bag, baby. Ah, right. Yeah. He's gotta maintain academic dignity, or something. * Rei grins at Maria. "'Cause my body's gettin' tired. If you want to keep going, though, I can go to sleep and meet you somewhere." * Maria blinks. "How's that... oh! Right." * Rei thumbs ups. "Right!" * Chomei blinks a few times. "Oh, right." * Maria shrugs. "Sure, I guess." * Maria glances around for a suitable meeting place. Any building that looks like it might have a nice roof will work. ( ;_; ) ( Bah. You don't have to watch over a one-on-one if you don't wanna. ;P ) (Hm. Actually, I hate to put a stop to this party, but I'm starting to get tired too.) ( Yes I do :P ) (Stopping may be good right about now. ^^) ( Oh. Ha! Sucks to be you, then. ;) ) [Session End]