[Day: Tuesday, June 29th. Time: 7:30 p.m.] [Ye find yeselves in yon Mystery Club room. Ye see a Kirby. Obvious exits are NOT MC ROOM.] [Ye session starteth] * Chisanjya walks into the club room, looking remarkably like Asanjya. Only with her hair down. And a hairbrush stuck in it. And a fork. * Mamei dost seem oddly cheerful, verily. Especially considering that she art stuck in a body not her own. * Lazie looks tired. He yawns. * Asanjei is sitting on a desk, looking like Rei, her hair surprisingly wrangled into something approximating a managed style. She's eating a pear. * Mamei looks oddly like Chomei, but... uh, cheerful. She also seems to care less about the way she dresses. * Chisanjya looks over at Asanjei. "Asanjya. Explain." ... I see dead people. All the time. *pauses* It actually very much like Transylvania, except they no trying to eat brains. * Asanjei looks over to Chisanjya. "Explain what? The poking sensation in your head? That'd be the fork." [No, they don't. In fact, one just wants to know what time it is.] * Chisanjya looks briefly at her Lazar-self. "Oh, yeah. You learn to tune that out over time." It seven thirty, silly dead guy. * Chisanjya turns back to Asanjei. "Why your... my... this hair seems to want to eat things. Or at least grab them and not let them go. Like said fork." [The dead guy bows and leaves, not that anyone else can tell.] * Asanjei blinks. "It does?" She takes another bite out of the pear. * Chisanjya nods. "It does. You didn't have this problem?" Never did that before. Are you using a new conditioner? * Mamei blinks. Well, I used the stuff *I* usually use, and my hair's generally not long enough to have a mind of its own. * Lazie waves, and goes back to yawning. * Chisanjya grabs at the fork and tugs. "Ow." ... could make bad joke about were-hair. [Don't. It might happen.] [Actually it will probably happen anyhow, so go ahead.] (...took the words right out of my mouth. Or keyboard.) * Asanjei hops off the desk and walks over, giving the fork a yank as well. "What did you DO to it?" Ow! Nothing! I know it's been a while since I had long hair, but I didn't think it was *that* hard to manage! Try relaxing your scalp. [Meditate on your head. Ohmmmmmm....] Okay. * Chisanjya closes her eyes. A moment later, the fork falls out. There we go. * Asanjei pokes at the hair, peering into the scalp. * Chisanjya looks at the fork. "Okay." She does it again, and the hairbrush falls out, too. * Lazie is dressed in the most non-feminine clothes Chie had: a t-shirt and a pair of sweatpants. He rubs annoyedly at the bra strap on his right shoulder. (Not that most of her clothes are feminine to begin with. ;p) * Mamei isn't wearing Chomei's trademark jacket, oddly enough. Maybe she resisted the lame. * Asanjei sits back down on a desk. "Weird." Yeah. Did you call my parents? Hope I no kept you up last night, Chie... could no get to sleep, so spent night on trying to get used to moving in body in living room. * Chisanjya bats a strand of hair out of her face. It wraps around her little finger. "..." Yes, Asanjya, I called your parents and got things straightened out with them. You're spending another night at a friend's place. And no, Laz, I pretty much crashed. [The phone rings!] Okay. We'll need to get over there eventually. I've got to get to my books. * Chisanjya tugs at her finger. "Argh!" And thanks for help with clothes... getting dressed with eyes closed no easy. *rubs neck; blushes slightly* Somebody get that! * Lazie gets the phone. His body compels him too! AAAAAAA! * Chisanjya looks over at Lazar and grins. "No problem." She tugs again. Why by the sixth seal is it doing it now? * Chisanjya tugs again. "I... don't... know!" Relax! Relax the scalp! It's like one of those Chinese fingertraps! Hello? * Chisanjya relaxes and her finger comes free. "And you're *sure* it's never done this before?" Positive. So why is it doing it now? I'm human! It's not like that kind of thing is genetic. * Chisanjya eyes the hair. "I'd pull it back and braid it, but I'd be afraid it'd tie my hands behind my head." "Er, well... no Chie, technically..." * Lazie covers the reciever and waves to get the others' attention. "Is Naomi." *goes back to being on the phone* "Is Lazar." * Asanjei polishes off the pear and pulls an apple out of her satchel. * Chisanjya looks up. "Oh, boy. This is going to be interesting to explain to her." * Asanjei digs into the apple. "Is good news and bad news. Good news is stupid metal dog destroyed. Bad news is bad guys set off something called 'spirit bomb'... and now everybody soul in wrong body." * Chisanjya concentrates. Her hair starts braiding itself. * Chisanjya stops. "Okay. Asanjya, did you have freaky hair telepathy before?" Nope! Apparently, you do now. * Asanjei frowns. (Anyone else see this happen in PPFG?) (PPFG?) (Power Puff Girls. :P) "Is very odd. I small and squishy now." Why would it show up NOW? No idea! Maybe something about my soul and your body didn't mix well? ( What is Asanjya's body doing with my hair? ) "Rei in my body, I in Chie, Chie in Asanjya, Asanjya in Rei, Maria in Chomei, Chomei in Maria... and Makoto somewhere." * Asanjei srunches up her face. " Or maybe it's a demon contract thing and I'm really screwed." Demon contract thing? Like, my demon contracts are broken because that's you in there and not me. I don't think I specified any terms on body swapping. * Asanjei takes another bite of the apple. "It's not a good scenario if the demons did." Oh. And breaking those contracts would involve your hair gaining semi-sentience? Can we explain to them that it's not your fault? (Maybe it's called static electricity?) Listening is not usually a demon's strong point. * Chisanjya sighs. "It's not mine, either. Great." "Well, with due respect... is pretty big deal to get us back in right bodies. Could at least get Peter and other book people to work on it?" * Chisanjya finishes the braid and waves it at Asanjya. ... that's got to be handy, though. It's kinda interesting. I wonder if I could write with it. ( Asanjya is Medusa from the FF comics! =P ) * Chisanjya looks for a pen and paper. * Asanjei hands over her notebook and pen. * Chisanjya sets the notebook on the table, then turns around and sits with her back facing it. * Chisanjya tries to will her hair to grab the pen. It bats it off the table. ...I think this needs work. Maybe it'll come with practice. Dunno which of us'll be doing the practicing. * Reizar comes lumbering in, glumly. Very, very glumly. He's wearing Lazar's typical outfit (Rei probably hasn't figured out how to change it yet), along with a backpack which looks comically small. No offense, but hopefully it'll be you. And soon. * Asanjei takes a huge bite out of her apple and chews furiously. * Chisanjya looks up. "Hey, Rei." * Reizar waves. Glumly! * Chisanjya waves her braid at Rei. * Reizar wanders closer and peers at it. "... is of dire importance, though! If no in right bodies, no near as effecti- whatever. What up?" ( Reizar is the coolest name. ) (I AM REIZAR UEDA-THAU, DEVOURER OF TOKYO.) I have freaky hair telepathy. Possibly because of a demon contract. * Asanjei throws the apple core at Reizar. "How come you didn't tell me I was gonna want a lot of fruit?" oi ... Cool. Can I get that, too? I mean, when I'm back in my body and all. It won't count as- huh? ( You people have weird names. ) ( Only for today. ) * Reizar blinks at Asanjei. "What's wrong with fruit? I like fruit. It has sugar and it's good for you, too, and it has sugar. And it's good for you." * Asanjei pulls out a banana and muches, talking around it. "Yeah, but it's weird, now. Like I can feel it, or sense it somehow. It's unnerving, and it makes me want a lot of it." I'm gonna get switched back and be a hair-waving fruit-eating freak! We're all freaks here. Now more than ever. "... well that no sound good. What kind move we talking about?" * Reizar blinks. "You sense fruit? Does that mean I'm gonna sense fruit? Fruit radar? At least I won't starve in a rainforest..." ( Frudar! ) * Reizar sits down and contemplates this. And starts playing with the amulet. I dunno, but someone's eating a kiwi three floors down and it's unnerving that I know that. Wow. That's... different. And Lazar's seeing the dead people now. "Never liked Romania anyway... but still no good. And what magical race?" * Asanjei finishes the banana and tosses the peel in a garbage can. "And I didn't sleep a wink last night, and I have a tail. Can we get back to my place so I can find a demon that'll change us all back for a modest fee?" I second that. And where's Chomei and Makoto? "Oh. Okay. No is important right now, I guess. To us, at least. Anything else?" * Reizar shrugs. "Haven't heard from Makoto. I guess he came back and got his car. I'd normally call him, or visit, but..." * Choria opens the door and walks in, taking his typical standing spot and leaning against the wall. He looks more pissed off than normal, which is... Actually pretty typical. * Mamei grins, gets out of her chair, and jogs a lap around the room for no apparent reason, then sits back down. "... okay, yes. That qualify as important. Demon hunter guy we have you talk to was another, then." * Chisanjya waves her hair at Chomei. "Hi, Chomei." Chomei! * Choria waves. "Hey." * Lazie covers the reciever. "Umm, Maria? I think Naomi need talk to you." I like the hair. I really do. The hair is interesting, now that I'm starting to get a handle on it. * Reizar keeps fiddling with the amulet. * Mamei blinks. "Me? Why me?" But she walks over to the phone and accepts it anyway. * Asanjei waves the tail about. Yeahuh? What's up, Naooomi? * Lazie gives the phone, and wanders over to Reizar. "I show you how to use amulet to change clothes if you promise to no put body in dress or girly clothes." No, I think I got it. I think. Probably. Maybe. * Reizar sticks his tongue out of the corner of his mouth and keeps poking at it. ( I don't have a tongue. ^_^;; ) * Asanjei is also scribbling furiously in her notebook. (I don't see it anywhere on your sheet, it's never been an issue, and your illusion does or it'd be so unnatural people would shirk away and not know why.) ( Oh, you have the illusion active. Okay. Nevermind. ) * Chisanjya stands up and looks dizzy for a second. "I'm not used to being tall." ( Lazar's illusion still looks like Lazar, though! :P ) ( That's a relief. If it looked like a 6'2, musclebound Rei, that'd just be freaky. ) * Reizar shrugs his backpack off and pulls out a screwdriver and starts tapping at the amulet. You *know* this won't end well. ... please no break amulet. Is magic, and only one of kind. * Mamei blinks. "You know what I am? But *I* don't know what I am. And I don't know where my people are or if they're in a city or whatever." I think I know someone who'd know, tho. But he'll prolly try to kill me on sight. * Chisanjya walks over to where Chomei is leaning against the wall. Or possibly *on* the wall. She looks down at him... her... whoever. "How're you holding up?" I'm not gonna break it! You're so paranoid. I'm just playing with it a little. Besides, I think I figured out how to work it. Little tweak here, little tweak there... * Mamei frowns. "You did hear the kill-me-on-sight thing, right? He wants Chomei dead? I'm in Chomei's body?" * Reizar turns the screwdriver and gives the amulet a sharp rap with the handle. "Like that!" ... no paranoid. Just only think what lets me... *wince* ... walk around with no peasants chasing with pitchforks and fire. [Fzzt! Lazar's image flickers, then refocusses, leaving his illusion looking more handsome.] * Reizar looks down at his clothes. "Damn, it didn't work." * Choria rubs her back. "I'm... What's this pain in my back." That would come from having significant parts of your anatomy that you didn't have before. ... no know what do... but I look good! * Chisanjya glances over. "Hey, not bad!" * Choria blinks. "... Right." * Lazie walks around Reizar. "No remember my cheekbones being that nice." * Mamei frowns more. "...what's he looking for?" ... and I think this first time since bar mitzvah my hair no look like bats nesting in. * Chisanjya looks down at Chomei again. "Well, hopefully this won't be an issue for very long." ( That's because it is, but hey... ) "...right. We'll go talk to Ensoff, then, and get back to you. Anything else?" So, what's the deal for the night? Laz and Maria are finding that out, I think. Wait until Maria get off phone, then I explain, then she explain. Well, we were gonna go to my place and sort this out but apparently something else has come up. Something *always* comes up. * Chisanjya swings her braid back and forth like a tail. * Asanjei goes and sits on the wall for a while, still scribbling. "An agent? We'll look out for any... uh... people with Dracula-badges on, or whatever they do. And we'll prolly have to beat them to Ensoff, too, since he's easier to persuade with money than I am." * Reizar looks at his hands for a second, then pokes at his face, and upon remembering that he can't *feel* himself poking his face, digs in his backpack for a mirror and looks into it. And blinks. Huh. Maybe I should see a stone doctor and get some granite surgery so the unillusioned form can match. * Asanjei pulls out an orange and just bites into the thing, rind and all. * Lazie shrugs. "As long as no touch forehead, and no carve silly words or nipples into golem..." *grins* * Mamei nods. "Will do." And she hangs up the phone. "This could turn bad." Oh, yay! Nothing wrong with nipples. People need nipples. It helps you, uh... realize your humanity or something. Humanity's good. And that's bad. What's bad? Fantastic. * Lazie nods at Maria. "Well, first, Naomi no can help with body problem." ( This game is NOT going in that direction >.> ) * Asanjei rips a hunk out of the orange, spraying juice downward. I'm not sure we were expecting her to. But it would've been nice if she knew someone who did. (What direction? You thought it, not me! *accusatory point*) Second... good news is I no need go to China. Bad news is Dracula overrunning Romania, looking for secret city of lost magic people. Maria continue from here? * Choria nods. Uhm, I'm apparently part of the group of lost magic people? I never knew, really. I don't know any magic. But Ensoff does, and he's one of them, too. And I think he might know where their secret city would be, since I think he said he grew up there, but I'm not certain? That's great. Can they change us back, maybe? Changing us back would be nice. But there's a problem, which is that Ensoff will want to kill Cho on sight, and since I'm the sight of Cho, that means he'll want to kill me. * Reizar would sweatdrop, but Lazar don't do that, yo. And we no in top fight shape. Yeah. And we were supposed to find proof to stop him from doing that. * Mamei shakes her head. "I dunno. My parents were killed before I could talk, Rei, I don't have any secret stuff they passed on to me." ... * Asanjei rubs her face. "This could get worse but it would involve tigers and the Algerian gymnatisc team." * Mamei doesn't seem very cheerful, anymore. Tell me about it. If we got a slinky, though, could be very helpful. Why am I suddenly thinking about slinkies? Oh, and Dracula sent an agent to Japan, apparently to find one of us. We should prolly get to Ensoff before he does so we can buy his loyalty first. * Chisanjya sighs. "This just keeps getting better." What if Mr. E is the agent? Then we're already too late. * Chisanjya 's hair droops. Yup. But we should just hope he's not? And we should go, too. Sooner the better. Is worth shot... Ensof have ties to old country, so I think he at least hear me out if talking about Dracula. * Reizar pokes at Chie/Asanjya's hair. "But he probably isn't, because if he was, then Ensof would be going to open the city of lost magic peopl- uh, he'd think you're Chie. * Chisanjya lightly baps Reizar's finger with her hair. * Reizar blinks. And pokes again. Yeah. You look like me. You talk like Lazar, but you still look like me. * Choria looks over at Chiesanjya's hair. "New trick?" Chie no speak Hungarian. And I think he understand stupid body switch thing. * Chisanjya baps Rei's finger again. * Chisanjya waves her braid at Chomei once more. "Yep. Possibly a side effect of a broken demonic contract or something, 'cause Asanjya couldn't do it. But it's kinda fun." * Lazie shrugs. "Is worth shot, and needs be done anyway." Weird. * Reizar pokes again. * Chisanjya taps the top of Chomei's head with it. * Choria catches it. You weren't supposed to do that. So... you think he'll be where we found him that one time, Laz? Why not? 'Cause. Hey, careful with that! I don't want it back with split ends. Well, if you wanna try, guess I have to go and be all golemy and try to keep people from hitting you guys. With my new and improved stunning good looks. And you didn't want me to play with the amulet. * Chisanjya tries to get it free. * Choria lets go. * Chisanjya smiles at him/her. "Thanks." * Lazie nods. "Hey, I no get brains of Chie with body. I still no-so-smart Lazar. What I know?" * Choria smiles back. "You look like you're handling the change well..." Compared to most of you guys, I got off easy. * Reizar looks at Lazar for a second, opens his mouth, then pauses. "You know, I'm still mad at you." But don't worry. We'll figure this out somehow. I know. Have right to be. You brother hurt, I one what do hurting, even if no was intent. No kidding. Maybe Ensoff'll know something. He knows magic-stuff. He won't do it free, but he might be able to do it. It's not just that, but whatever. I guess it'd be impossible to explain at this point. I'm not supposed to give compliments to people I'm mad at. Anyway, we're going to see Ensof? Do I have to walk? I'll have to walk. * RDMgryphon has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer ) So. Let's go! Yeah. I'm driving my bike. Anybody wanna come with? * Choria shrugs. "I can actually run, but I'll ride if nobody else is coming with you." Well, unless somebody objects, you've got it. So I guess we should get going. * Asanjei stuffs her notebook in a tiny satchel ad walks to the ceiling. "I'll walk with you, Rei. Let's at least stop by my house first so I can grab a book." * Lazie tilts his/her head at Rei, then shrugs and turns back to the discussion. "I no know how to ride bike... there train what run there, Maria?" Uhm? Lemme think. Yeah, there is. * Reizar nods at Asanjya-but-not-Asanjya. "Okay. Guess I could use the company." I can show you the way. I'm used to taking rooftops across that part of town, but I know it anyway. Yeah, I'm gonna need directions, too. * Mamei nods, and gives directions! * Lazie gives everyone the address of Ensof's place. "I guess we all meet near there, go together." * Chisanjya gets directions! "Yeah, we'll meet you there." * Chisanjya walks out of the room, cloak flourishing dramatically behind her. She's getting the hang of that. * Mamei jogs out of the room, for some reason. Yeah. She does me almost better than I do. * Choria follows Chisanjya, holding his/her back. Almost, but not really. That'd be scary. * Lazie walks out, toting Chie's bag. Yeah. * Reizar picks up his backpack and BOX and gets to his feet, nearly falls over, steadies himself, and heads out. And almost runs into the wall, but that's the way it goes. * Asanjei follows after man-Rei! [And so, you all meet outside of a dark, twisty alleyway. Ooooohhh... forboding.] Prolly no need say try to no start fight... but say anyway. Oh, believe me, I'm not in any hurry to rush into a fight. * Asanjei is busily poring through a thick mouldy tome. * Chisanjya 's braid twitches slightly. [The mould does not try to eat anyone yet.] [Although the hair looks like it might try to eat the mould.] (I am not entirely sure I trust the hair yet.) Third lord of the gate.... gold to lead and vice versa, birds to trees, marzipan pigs... hordes of Hoggoth, not him either. * Asanjei flips the page. * Lazie eyes Chomei. "No fling insults, please? Especially since in Maria body." * Chisanjya peers over Asanjya's shoulder, since she can do that now. Never mind it's rude. ;p So. Found anything yet? * Reizar fidgets, which is not like golem. But he is being quiet. Like golem. Not a bloody thing. No problem. He won't be a jackass to me anyways, unless he's got some way of telling. * Chisanjya sighs. "Okay." * Mamei nods at Lazar's comment. "Yeah. I don't think I want my relations with the rest of my people ruined just yet." * Lazie starts walking - not lumbering, mind - down the alley towards Ensof's place. So... uh... here we go. * Mamei follows Lazie. (*tries to picture her normal body lumbering and fails*) * Chisanjya follows herself. * Choria follows himself. * Reizar whistles and lumbers after, keeping one hand on the wall. ( Kinda hard to lumber when you're 5' tall. =P ) * Asanjei follows at the back, reading as she goes, and mumbling to herself about gates and minions and familiars. She sounds positively incensed. * Chisanjya watches herself and Maria-as-Chomei walk ahead. She sighs briefly. * Choria walks right next to Chie-as-Anjya and rubs her head. "We'll get back to normal." [You walk down the twisty alley way! It's long and twisty] Don't mess with the hair. It can fight back. * Mamei doesn't notice Chie's sigh. She can't hear too well today, anywhoo. * Reizar blinks at Not-Maria and Not-Asanjya and doesn't say anything. ( HAWT PSEUDO-YURI LU- *THUNK* ) What else can it do? Well, I didn't quite get to the point where I could pick up a pen with it, but given practice, I could probably write with it. And it's self- maintaining, to a point. Can't beat that. * Asanjei says, quite loudly, " by all the gods, demons, angels, devils, men, beasts, and otherwise, why did Mather never make a coherent index by ability?" She grumbles and returns to her book. Impressive. Too bad it won't take hair dye. * Choria looks at his/her own hair and blows some of it out of the way. "I have no idea how you ladies deal with all this, though." Not that I'd do that to Asanjya without her permission, but. Because he sucked at cataloguing things. You can look over it all tonight, though. * Chisanjya looks at Choria's hair. "You should pull it back." And how would I do that? Have you never heard of a rubber band? * Choria blinks. "... Right." You have one on you? * Chisanjya chuckles softly. "I dunno." She checks her pockets. "Oh, hi, Xaphan! Sorry about that. I forgot you were in there." Is good thing Chie have short hair. Used to have long hair, but been long time since had any. * NinjaDebugger is now known as SleepDebugger * Lazie waves to a random spirit, and keeps walking. I hear there are hair-treatment plans for that. (Xaphan mumbles something about contractual obligations and goes back to sleep.) * Chisanjya comes up with a rubber band and hands it to Choria. ... probably no work on granite head, Chomei. * Choria takes it and ties his/her hair back after the first try. "True." [Rounding a corner, you see a bar. A big neon sign flashes "Kabbablasts!" while smaller signs promote beer and pizza] (...) * Chisanjya eyes the bar. "This... was not what I was expecting." ... Right. * Mamei inspects Cho's new ponytail, consisering how it looks on her normal body. * Mamei looks up. "Eh? Oh, this is the place." * Choria blinks at Mamei. "Better than a mirror, huh?" Much! ^_^ Was bit of surprise to me, too. * Lazie eyes the place. Does it look open? Why are you so cheery all of a sudden? * Chisanjya eyes Mamei. Perky!Chomei is a bit disturbing, yes. Because I'm ignoring my problems while considering how I'd look in a ponytail? * Reizar glums. A lot like Lazar, so woot. I don't get to do it much, so just lemme be, right? AHA! You could do it just with a simple pair of mirrors. * Reizar jumps and lands with a thud. "Don't do that!" * Chisanjya whirls around and looks at Asanjya, cloak swirling behind her. "What? What'd you find?" ...wait, that says "swaps bones", not "swaps bodies". She pauses, then makes a face. "Ew." ... Eew. ... Yuck. That, would be a mistake. Keep looking. * Asanjei grumbles and goes back to flipping. ( Does it look open, Brett? ) ... golem no even have bones, so could get messy. Ew. Would it transfer the stone, then? Like crustaceans, their shells are their bones, and you could argue that golems work the same way... [It does look open. In fact someone just left, with a pizza. He doesn't pay much attention to you.] Uhm... Rei, could you go first? * Reizar shrugs. "Okay." He opens the door a little too hard, almost pulling it off its hinges, and lumbers on in. Don't think about it too hard. * Lazie walks in after Rei, and looks for that girl he spoke to the first time. * Mamei follows. * Chisanjya heads on in. * Asanjei wanders in, after smacking her head on the door while not paying attention. [And there she is. "Hiya! Welcome to Kabba-blasts! What can I get you?!"] * Choria walks in after as well. (I totally want to lodge a formal complaint on the name of this bar.) * Lazie nods at the girl. "Would be possible to see Ensof?" ( Why? ;_; ) "Golly, mister! You want to see Mr. Ensof?!" (She's female.) ( Mister? ) (Becuase it is exceeding the .8 Chomeis of lameness. Federal law states that bars can have, at max, .6 Chomeis worth of lameness in their name..) "Golly, missus mister! You want to see Mr. Ensof?!" (It's a measuring unit now?) (Yes.) ... yes please. Tell him it about Transylvania, say very important. * Chisanjya blinks at the girl. (Just like the Chams of suck, yes.) (I thought that was the speed of suck.) (Chomei Allsbane is 2 Chomeis worth of lameness. 2 is the most Chomeis someone can get worth of lameness while achieving high scores in effeciency/killing/etc.) (The speed of Suck is 1 Cham.) ( Or the Mutas of bleeding. [/2 pts] ) "Oh, my! Mr. Ensof is away right now! But he should be back in a little while!" ... Swell. How little is that while? "I don't know! Tee hee!" * Reizar thinks about that. * Lazie turns to the others. "... hungry?" ... How can you say it's a little while when you don't know if it's a little while or not? Can't that be lying? It's kind of unprofessional. Famished. Have they got a fruit plate? Wait, I know they have a fruit plate. Or fruit somewhere. Yeah, I could go for something to drink. * Reizar shrugs. Preferably alcohol. Dammit. You're underage, Asanjya. How would that stop you? Sure. Not as hungry in this body, but I can always go for food. Depends on whether or not they check IDs in this place. Then again, Laz can just order one and give it to me. * Lazie nods, and turns to the woman. "Table, then. We wait." "Okay!" * Mamei picks a table and has a seat. * Lazie turns to Rei. "Be careful of chairs." * Asanjei sits down, plops the book on the table, and proceeds to continue to flip through it. * Reizar wanders over to the table. "I figured that out when I broke one of the chairs I have at home." He checks the seating for sturdiness. * Chisanjya sits, too, her braid falling forward over her shoulder. * Choria sits down as well. * Awaymancer is now known as Segev Hey, when I get that hair I can use it to turn pages for me. * Chisanjya looks over at Asanjei and smiles. "Yep!" * Reizar frowns, apparently not satisfied, and has a seat on the floor. He makes himself as comfortable as he can, opens up BOX, and starts typing away. * Lazie sits down at the table. ( How can you type with golemfingers? ) (Very carefully.) (And I was just about to address that. ;P) * Reizar keeps frowning, as his fingers overreach and mesh two keys constantly. He starts kinda-sorta hunt and pecking. Ugh. * Choria glances over at Reizar. "Do you need me to help you with that?" * Chisanjya leans her elbows on the table, then puts her chin on her hands. Her braid curls around her left arm. No, I got it. I think I got it. 2d6+2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Reizar (2d6+2) and gets 6. * Choria sighs and leans forward, putting his/her elbows on the table. "So, did the bomb hit everyone or just us?" Bet they killed a lot of spirits that way. * Chisanjya blinks and sits up, braid uncurling. "That's a good question." * Chisanjya then sighs and slumps back forward. "Yeah..." * Mamei nods. "It is. Uhm... this girl seems the same, anyway." Because for an ultra-powerful weapon, if it just affects people in, say, a ten meter radius, it's not terribly effective. I have no idea what the blast radius on that sort of thing would be. And who knows how well it worked. Blight was missing large pieces of itself once we got through with it. * Reizar winces as there's a slight crack and starts tapping the keys very delicately. Maybe it's skin was a conductor, or something. It's really weird, though... I can't remember most of that fight. You were out for most of it. Eh? Oh, you were unconscious. I was? Huh. I know Asanjya was, too... ah, well. And if nothing else, the thing didn't end the world. That's gotta be a plus, right? I'm gonna have to work on not getting KO'ed in fights. I mean, isn't that what the legends said it would do? (Hee. Nobody wants to tell Chie what she was really doing. ;p) Well, you know how things tend to get exaggerated over time. Besides, this was a construct. Uh, Chie? You were kicking its ass. But you just said I was out for most of it. And Maria said I was unconscious, unless she got me mixed up with Asanjya. * Lazie shrugs. "Everyone and evil mother claim to be bringing end of world. Is like skinny ugly vampyres what call selves Lestat." * Mamei blinks. "Oh, right. Chie's in... uh, Chie, you kinda' were out. I mean, I mixed you up, but you *were* out of it." * Choria blinks, then hits his/her head. "Asanjya was out for most of it. You were swinging away, out of it, and kicking ass." Well. I'm glad to know that even when out of it, I kick ass. *blinks* Um... how out of it was I? You were acting really weird, Chie. I've seen some people act that way, but they all did it because they were on something. It's like you were high on drugs. * Chisanjya blinks. Then blinks again. Then cracks up. "Oh. My. Gods. That must've been hysterical." She probably was. But you usually can't get addicted on the first try, and there's no side effects, and if there are, Lazar has them and he isn't used to the body anyway. * Reizar keeps poking away. Gently. Woman with many arms stab you with needle, I think. It would have been if the same creature didn't drill into my wrist. * Asanjei flips the page angrily. * Chisanjya stops laughing. "Are you o... wait." She turns to Maria. "Are *you* okay?" Uhm? It wasn't really funny at the time. We were kind of fighting? * Mamei blinks. "Uhm..." ( Are we okay? ) ( You've recovered a bit, not a lot. ) Well, it's better than it was before. Still hurts. I was more thinking about how my back didn't hurt, today. Yeah. I still hurt a little, too. Scarily enough, I'm getting used to getting the crap kicked outta me. * Asanjei flops her head down on the book with a sigh. Her comb job on the hair has long since gone the way of the dinosaur. [The door opens! In walks five guys. Four of them look the same. And I mean THE same. They all look like MiBs, and identical except for their differing hair color: red, black, brown and blond. The other guy is wearing what looks like some kind of German military uniform; you can't see his face under his hat.] * Lazie frowns. Germans. Great. * Chisanjya jerks her head up and *eyes* the men. * Choria glances over at the men. * Mamei whispers to Lazar. "I forget. Dracula's not German, right? This can't be his guy?" * Lazie whispers back. "Transylvanian, but could have German working for him." * MoreImportantGuy (the more important looking guy of the group) goes right up to the bar. "Tag! Get me die best beer und pizza du have!" So... this is bad. If he asks for Ensoff, we smack him? * Chisanjya wills her hair to stand still. It seems to want to stick up. Kinda like a cat's fur when it's startled. First make sure they're bad guys, then smack. [Emily nods. "Okay!" She goes about getting those.] * Reizar turns his attention up, slowly, and takes in the German guys. He eyes his own group, shakes his head, and goes back to his poking. [The MiBs look inconspicuous.] (She has a name!) * Asanjei flips the page. "Do you plan to hand them a survey to fill out, or what?" Jumping the gun's stupid. Sure, why not? "If you're an evil agent of Dracula, proceed to line 3b." [In short order, the more important guy has his beer.] * Chisanjya says this quietly enough for her own group to hear. ( *puts away his jumprope made of pistols, then* ) * MoreImportantGuy drinks his beer. "Ja. Iz goot. Und ze pizza?" "Coming right up!" * MoreImportantGuy nods. Then he leans forward and asks, "Ja.... There iz a Herr Ensof herr, nein? I vould like to speak with him." "Mr. Ensof isn't here by now, but he'll be back soon!" Ja. I vill wait. * Reizar presses another button and closes BOX. He sighs and looks up, paying more attention to the German guys now. ... much as like beating up Germans, we no in good condition for fight now. Best maybe wait for Ensof, try reason with him? * MoreImportantGuy nods to his men, and they take a table, coincidently right across from you. You get a better look at this guy, and... You realize you probably know him! (Mind - 2 - cultural arts (history)) 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Reizar (2d6-3) and gets 3. I guess we could... but... uhm... we could... 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Choria (2d6-2) and gets 6. 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chisanjya (2d6-4) and gets 0. 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazie (2d6-2) and gets 3. 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Asanjei (2d6-2) and gets 6. 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mamei (2d6-2) and gets 4. [Everyone who made it can tell, probably by the stub of a mustache, that this guy either is, or looks just like, Hitler.] * MoreImportantGuy is now known as EvilGermanOverlord ( Does he have the Evil Overlord List? ) [Maria and Chomei are clueless. Maybe they were meant for each other.] (Damn!) ( Maria wouldn't know what Hitler looked like? o_O ) ( What, did she grow up on Mars, under a rock? ) (I don't think she'd know who Hitler was.) (Actually, they're definitely meant for each other at the moment. ;p) * Chisanjya looks over at the German guy and does a double-take. "My eyes must be playin' tricks on me." * Reizar eyes him. "The hell?" * Choria doesn't bother looking. "What's up?" Someone got the ugly gene. * EvilGermanOverlord waves to you. "Hello, Japanese people! Ich bein foreigner in your country." * Asanjei doesn't look up, doesn't notice. She's definitely into her book. * Reizar does the Vulcan Hand Sign. "Greetings, citizen of another land. How is the weather there?" ... What does the nasty german man want? * Asanjei says, quietly. * Chisanjya mutters. "Just think, if we had Makoto, he could speak his language." MiBs: "The weather is good." "Very good." "No reason to be concerned." "The weather is fine." ...actually, Makoto bein' able to get somethin' out of these guys would be really useful. Dammit. Why's he never around when we want him? * Mamei watches what Rei's doing. Hitlewho? (Because he has a life, unlike the rest of us!) * Asanjei looks up and goes pale. She whispers, "Asmodeus and Azathoth, is that who I think it is?" * EvilGermanOverlord drinks his beer until it's gone. * Chisanjya whispers back. "Looks like." Cool. Whatcha here for, out of curiosity? Local color? But can't say if it is or not. Could just be some really weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeird coincidence. "No." "We are not." "That is not why we are here." "It's a coincidence." * Mamei blinks at Asanjya. "Eh? Who do you think it is?" ( Brett's been watching too much FMP, methinks. ) * Reizar nods at the MiBs. "That's nice. I was asking the guy who originally started talking to me, though." ( Nah. That deals with the KGB :P ) ( "It's a coincidence." ) ... Du not Japanese. Who are you? * Asanjei whispers to Chomei. "Someone who, long ago, should have been relegated a part of the place I pull my friends out of." * EvilGermanOverlord looks at Emily. "Und vhat ist keeping Herr Ensof?" But you just spoke Japanese. * Mamei whispers to Asanjei. "Who?" Ja. I spreche ze Japanese. See, that's not so bad. So you're here to visit Ensof? * Choria turns around and looks. Ja. I haf... ze business vith Herr Ensof. * Asanjei whispers back. "Later! Later!" Really? What kind? Stocks? * EvilGermanOverlord looks around, then beckons NotRei over to him. * Reizar gets to his feet and lumbers on over. * Chisanjya twirls her braid around her finger. Or maybe it's the thing doing the twirling. It's hard to tell. She keeps an eye on not-Hitler-really and Reizar. * EvilGermanOverlord leans closer to ReiButNot and whispers (loudly), "Ze say he ist Jewish." ( . . . ) * Reizar 's eyes widen, and he makes an ooooooooh sound. "Wow. Really?" * EvilGermanOverlord nods. That's... bad, isn't it? * Reizar looks left and right. <.< >.> * EvilGermanOverlord nods. * Reizar turns his voice into a loud six-inch voice, which means he pretends to keep it down but everyone else can hear. "Then what're you gonna do?" ( If anyone wants, I can retcon and replace this guy with some other guy :P I don't expect him to last very long anyhow :P ) (Everyone except for Choria.) (Ah, Hitler's gotta pay his dues sometime.) * EvilGermanOverlord draws a finger across his neck. "Kkkct!" * Reizar gasps! And covers his mouth with his hands! "You're not serious!" But won't you get in trouble? (...I pictured Lazar doing that, and I found it quite amusing.) (Exactly.) * Mamei sees the motions and his eyes narrow. * Chisanjya flexes her fingers. * EvilGermanOverlord laughs. "Nein! Vell, die man who hast sent me here might be upset, but he vould understand. After all, Ich bein more important." 2d6+4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Reizar (2d6+4) and gets 13. (Unfortunately, no. ;P) * Mamei grabs Chomei and whipers to him. "How do I summon Rownal, again?" * Reizar nods. "Who sent you, anyway? He must be very important, to send someone like you." He hast zome funny name. Herr Dull-zomething... It ist not important. * Chisanjya taps Asanjya on the shoulder. "Asanjya?" * Asanjei looks over. But he didn't send you to exterminate the Jews, did he? As worthy a cause as it is. * Chisanjya whispers to her. "Think you can give me a quick rundown on how your magic works? I might be needin' to use it." No, no. He said- demanded! - I muzt capture Herr Ensof for him. But he thinks I vill listen to him! Ich do not take orders from anybody. * Asanjei whispers back. "You've got to chant for a while and build up the energy, then let loose with the verse when you feel it's right. You'll know." Du understand, eh? * Reizar nods. "Yes, I do. I understand completely. One of your calibur cannot be bound by others rules. And you do know best." * Chisanjya nods and whispers in return. "Okay, sorta like Spirit STream. Gotcha." * Choria eyes Mamei, then enacts a couple gestures with his left hand. "After that, you need to 'force' Rownal into existance... kinda like flexing a muscle." * EvilGermanOverlord nods. "Ja. Ich always hast liked du Japanese. Du underschtand me." ( Well, at least it won't be hard to convince Ensof we're the good guys. =P ) * Reizar gives a short bow, which looks kinda funny as Lazar. "Of course we do. We're allies, after all." * EvilGermanOverlord pulls out a socom (which by this day and age is an antique) and looks it over. He smiles at NotRei. "Ja. Ich show him goot." ( Hitler? Still alive? ...He must have found some of my notes, after all. Bloody jerk never did give me quite as much support as he promissed.) * Reizar peers. "You're gonna get him with that?" * Lazie has been silently SEETHING since he recognized who the German guy looked like. He's gripping the table so hard that, even with Chie's strength, it's leaving grooves. (I will kill you.) * EvilGermanOverlord nods. "Ov course! Dis iz best of German technology!" * Chisanjya looks over at Lazar/herself and her braid twitches once in surpise. ( <_< Why? HE was interested in immortality, and was willing to fund research in that direction. Naturally, I signed on. ) The best in the world. Hey, want to meet some of my friends? They'll be sympathetic to your cause. * Mamei twitches her hand, practicing the motions for when they all start to killing these guys. Ja! Ich vould like to meet vith them! Zay... * EvilGermanOverlord whispers to Rei (again, loudly), "Vould du und der friend like to help me kill him?" *whispers* ... wait for Ensof. Then kill Hitler. Slow. Painful. * Mamei doesn't hear the whisper. * Reizar blinks. "Ooh, I don't know. Shall I ask?" * Chisanjya whispers back. "Why wait, so long as Ensof realizes who did it?" * EvilGermanOverlord nods. "Ja, please do." * Reizar gives Hitler a hearty thud on the back and somehow manages not to break his spine. "Absolutely. I'll be right over there, checking with them." Lumberlumber back. * EvilGermanOverlord smiles at his MiBs. "Zees foreigner und der Japanese friends ist very nice, Ja?" [The MiBs nod, once, without changing expression, in unison.] * Reizar approaches the table and says, much more quietly than he ever did with Hitler, "So, who's up for killing Ensof 'cause he's a Jew?" * Reizar idly makes a sign or two with his hands, but unless anyone has sign language, they probably can't read it. * Choria chuckles. * Mamei whispers to Chomei. "Do you want your bow now, or can I take a shot first?" * Asanjei closes the book, carefully marking her place. "All for it." * Chisanjya picks up her staff. * Choria shrugs. "Go ahead. I can't use Rownal right now anyways." * Mamei nods, stands, and vanishes. * Reizar blinks. "Wow. 's weird, seeing Chomei do that." * Chisanjya blinks and whispers. "Could you do that, Chomei?" * Choria smiles. "I could always do it, I just didn't feel it was ever necessary." Maria'd always do the sneaking, so I didn't have to. * Asanjei whispers to Rei. "Can you get me somewhere safe?" Huh. Learn somethin' new every day. * Chisanjya stands up, her braid flipping itself back over her shoulder. * Reizar grins at Asanjei. "Actually, come with me." He waves at the furher and says, "We're trying to take care of interference," before heading back to the kitchen, where Emily would be. * Asanjei hops up and follows, making sure to grab the book. ( Ack! No new channel! ;_; ) (Should be quick. Just do it in this one.) * Choria gets up and nods to Chisanjya. [Emily is in the kitchen, singing. "I'm making a pizza! Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm! A pizza for the Germans! Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm! It's got pepp-a-roni!" And so on.] * Reizar waves. "Hey! Got a minute?" 2d6-6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mamei (2d6-6) and gets 0. "Gosh, lady, I don't know! I'm making a pizza!" (But she's a guy right now. ;P) ( ... ) "Gosh, ladysirman! I don't know! I'm making a pizza!" It's okay, making a pizza right now'd be kind of pointless anyway. Especially for them. Unless you want to poison it or something. They're gonna try to kill Ensof, and we kind of want to stop them. * Emily drops the pizza. "Kill Mr. Ensof?!" Yeah. Uh, you ruined it. * Asanjei nods. "yup!" [Emily falls to her knees and bawls. "Not Mr. Ensof! Waaaaaahhhhhhh!!"] * Reizar facepalms with a satisfying stone-on-stone sound before walking over and awkwardly patting her on the head. "It's okay. He's not gonna die. We'll make sure. But we need your help, okay?" ( Don't be fooled. He's actually Mrs. Fosen ) * Asanjei is looking around nervously. Emily sniffs. "Okay....!" * Reizar jerks his thumb at Asanjei. "She needs a place to hide. She'll help, but her body's kind of in trouble while she does. Can you help with that?" "Ummm....! I have a cardboard box she could use!" How about a back room or something. "Wellllll.... There's the kitchen!" Here'd work. * Reizar looks at Asanjya. "You comfortable with that? I know how it is, so..." ( ... cardboard BOX. ) Here's fine. I'm uncomfortable with the whole thing, but what am I going to do? [The kitchen smells of ruined pizza.] (Rei. Throw the kitchen sink at them.) (No. REALLY.) Welcome to my life. * Asanjei finds an out of the way spot to lie down. (*cracks up*) (I could, but then plumbing would be ruined!) ( Jeez. I thought you guys would jump at a chance to beat up Hitler :P ) (We're setting up?) (Aww, okay. I guess you'll have to deal with chairs and tables instead. And you're right Brett. :P) ( o_O ) (If you beat him up, you gotta do it right!) * GhostAsanjei pops back up, all ghosty like. ~Good thing I got practice last night. Ready?~ * Reizar starts looking around the kitchen. "Have any pots and pans and heavy metal things you won't miss?" * Reizar gives Asanjei a thumbs up. "Nope! Except for Mr. Ensof's 'I like pointy things' mug! Don't break that!" Cool. Try to make sure nobody comes in and hurts you guys, okay? * Reizar wanders around, picking up pots, pans, random heavy knives... ooh, a wok. Woks are awesome. * Reizar fills his arms and wanders back out to the main room. "Hey guys." * GhostAsanjei walks back out, all spiritual and stuff. * Chisanjya waves back. She can't see GhostAsanjei, though. * Mamei remains ninja-vanished. * Reizar thuds all the stuff on a table and looks at Hitler. "So, do you have a plan for this?" * TheFuhrer scratches his head. "Ich bein.... confused." That's okay. We Japanese must be strange people to you. * TheFuhrer nods. "Perhaps... Ve vill cook him zome poisonous food?" Uh... Nah. Ehh.... Ve vill cook ourzelves zome goot food to prepare for ze battle? * Choria whispers to Chisanjya, using an actual quiet voice. "Maybe we should just kick his ass now?" * GhostAsanjei walks over to the the table. ~Hey, guys.~ * Chisanjya whispers back. "Wait for it..." * Chisanjya blinks and looks around for GhostAsanjei, before remembering that she can't see her. "Yeah?" she whispers. * JexSemIdol is now known as Jexless ~I dunno what's going on, but I think Rei's got a plan.~ I think so, too. * Reizar looks back and whispers, "I think I did, but I forgot it. So who's up for just kicking his ass?" Me! ~Me!~ * Mamei says nothing, being hidden and waiting to snipe and all. * Reizar looks back. "Ever find out how we cook stuff in Japan?" Ja. Ve zhould 'Kick the azz' of Herr Ensof. (That was directed at Hitler, for clarification.) (The Fuhrer needs to learn to take a wok! To the head!) (Yup!) (Wok to the head!) Ve.... Eat raw fish, nein? Nah, that's the not-cooking part. The cooking part works like this! * Reizar picks up the wok and hurls it at Hitler's head. She always wanted to do that! ( Thrown weapons roll! ) 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Reizar (2d6-2) and gets 4. * TheFuhrer is hit square in the head with the wok. He looks up at it and pulls it out. "Ich do not appreciate die strange cooking style vith vhich du Japanese use. Und now Ich bein angry." ( roll init! ) d6+6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chisanjya (d6+6) and gets 12. d6+7 d6+8 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Reizar (d6+7) and gets 10. * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mamei (d6+8) and gets 9. d6+7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Choria (d6+7) and gets 13. Aww, come on! Where's your cultural appreciation! D6+6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for GhostAsanjei (D6+6) and gets 7. (LAME) (You really are me.) ( *snicker* ) [Choria, Chisanjya, Reizar, MiBs, Mamei, Hitler, Asanjya] [Choria's turn!] * Choria swings his/her left arm out and pulls out a bow, reaching right for an arrow and quickly firing it at Hitler. 2d6-1 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Choria (2d6-1) and gets 8. * Dicesuke throws the bones for Brett (2d6) and gets 6. [Chisanjya's turn] * Mamei has joined #besm [Your names are too dang long] * Chisanjya stays back and starts chanting. * Segev is now known as Sleepmancer [Reizar's turn!] * Reizar picks up a butcher knife and chucks it at Hitler. "Maybe you'll like this one more!" 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Reizar (2d6-2) and gets 1. [The butcher knife strikes Hitler in the shoulder. He doesn't seem pleased.] [MiBs turn! The MiBs attack...] [Choria, Reizar, Chisanjya, and Asanjei. Of these, the Mib punching Chisanjya misses, and the one attacking Asanjei hits, but his hand just goes right through her since she's not really there. The others need unarmed def rolls.] 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Reizar (2d6) and gets 7. ~Nyah!~ [Oh, but the guy who punched Asanjei keeps going through her and strikes Lazie, knocking her out cold.] (*snerk*) [Reizar gets punched! The man's hand brakes with a crack. Yet he doesn't seem to care.] * Chisanjya watches herself get KO'ed and winces. "I suck." * Reizar blinks. "Ouch?" 2d6+1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Choria (2d6+1) and gets 8. ~Ouch indeed!~ [Choria doesn't have so much luck, though. She gets slugged in the gut.] [Mamei's turn!] (Woulda made that in my own body. <.<) * Mamei lets fly with a wind-imbued arrow! ...because it's the only one she managed to learn yet. Aheh. (Bitch bitch, whine whine. ;P) 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mamei (2d6-2) and gets 5. ( Er, aimed at Hitboy, of course. ) [The arrow strikes hitler in the side.] * TheFuhrer growls. "Ich bein tired of people sticking pointy things in me!" He dives at Mamei, who needs a def roll. (And you guys wonder why Chomei doesn't snipe. :P) * Mamei isn't hiding anymore? ;_; (The attack made it pretty obvious where you were, ya know.) ( Yep ) 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mamei (2d6-3) and gets 6. ( ... dammit. I need to sleep. Quit distracting me with beating up hitler. ;_; ) (Unless you were on a second story, up on the ceiling- You made that anyways.) (But it's funny!) Aww, come on! You're, like, Fuhrer Pincushion! Or something. It's funny! [Mamei dives out of the way as Hitler lands head first into the wall. He shakes his head and sneers at her, baring his sharp pointy fangs. "Du vill pay for dis inzolenze!"] ( But I haven't had a chance to get any sleep in several days. Damn you. I have to pick one or the other. ;_; ) [Asanjya's turn!] * TheFuhrer is now known as VampireHitler ...hey, how'd your teeth get like that? * Chisanjya blinks. This is new. Ich vill zhow du! * Choria raises an eyebrow. "Not human." * Reizar stares. "Ya think?" * GhostAsanjei spins around and whips out a Disco Nova at hitler! And she says so! "DISCO NOVA!" Yes, I do. 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for GhostAsanjei (2d6-2) and gets 7. [There's a crash in the kitchen!] [Choria's turn!] * Choria backs up and draws another arrow back, firing it at whatever mook hit him/her. 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Choria (2d6-1) and gets 8. [Choria misses the mook!] [Chisanjya's turn!] * Chisanjya points at VampireHitler and recites, "Icy tendrils grip your heart/Alas, you have no chance/Your spirit frozen fast forever/Speared by the Freezing Lance!" For added dramatic effect, her hair unbraids itself and streams out behind her. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chisanjya (2d6) and gets 10. (Less drama, more aiming.) (Says you.) [Chi freezes a table!] [Reizar's turn!] (Chi? ) * Reizar picks up one of the wooden chairs. "Wonder how well this'll splinter," he comments to himself before he whips it at Hitler. Chair-fu! 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Reizar (2d6-2) and gets 8. [Reizar breaks a chair over Hitler's head! Literally, causing him no harm.] [Now the goons attack people.] [Choria, Chisanjya, And Mamei, gimme def rolls (And Reizar if he wants to bother.)] 2d6+1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Choria (2d6+1) and gets 4. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chisanjya (2d6) and gets 2, a CRITICAL SUCCESS!!! "I hate these guys. Give 'em one for me." 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mamei (2d6-3) and gets 6. [Chisanjya beats the guy over the head with a plate.] [Mamei's turn!] (I was holding the staff, but that's okay, I can improvise. ;P) (It's all about the cooking. He doesn't like our food!) (Gotcha.) * Chisanjya looks satisfied. "I may suck at magic, but at least I can still hit things on occasion." * Mamei takes aim at Hitler again, firing for his heart and hoping she hits! Speak for yourself. These breasts are getting in the way of my aiming. 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mamei (2d6-1) and gets 1, a CRITICAL SUCCESS!!! "I love the smell of a crit in the morning." (...) ( ... ) (...) ( God bless you, Dicesuke. ) (Flavhaiven!) (Down with the Fuhrer!) (DANKE!) [Mamei hits dead on, blowing a huge hole in Hitler's chest...] * Mamei blinks. Then pumps his fist in the air. "WOO!" * VampireHitler looks down. "Dat vas very mean." He dives at Mamei again! * Reizar blinks. ~Aw, that's SO not cool!~ I would've thought that counted as a stake, to be honest. Cheater! I declare him disqualified! 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Mamei (2d6-3) and gets 2. Hey! You're supposed to be dead now! Tell me about it. [Mamei avoids, and Hitler lands sprawled on the ground again.] [Asanjya's turn] * Mamei points at Hitler, seeming dismayed. "Why is he not dead?!?" ~Let's try this again. DISCO NOVA!~ * GhostAsanjei whips it at Hitler. 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for GhostAsanjei (2d6-2) and gets 3. [Choria's turn!] ~Ack! Should I wake up?~ [So it turns out Asanjei his Hitler after all. And there's no crashes in the kitchen.] [Either way, it's Choria's turn] * Choria draws another arrow and tries to peg the goon again. 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Choria (2d6-1) and gets 2. [Choria hits the goon! Ouch!] [Chisanjya's turn!] * Chisanjya stays back and starts chanting again. [Reizar's turn!] (I _really_ need a decent non-slow spell.) * Reizar snags another one of those handy wooden chairs and hurls it at Hitler again. 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Reizar (2d6-2) and gets 7. [Reizar klunks Hitler over the back of the head with a chair. He falls over and stops moving.] Quick, stake him! ...I feel so gypped. The MiBs exchange looks. "Hitler has failed." "Indeed." "We should reconsider our positions." "Let us make a strategic withdrawl." You're the one with the wooden staff! [They run! Anyone gonna stop them?] ... * Choria shrugs and lets them go. Whatever. It's not pointy! ~Go ahead, stab him with it! I can make a new one.~ * Reizar picks up a frying pan and chucks it at one. 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Reizar (2d6-2) and gets 4. (I like this!) * Choria gives a parting shot just to be fair, though. 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Choria (2d6-1) and gets 11, a CRITICAL FAILURE!!! "The gods giveth, and the gods taketh away. This time, they taketh away." (Whooo!) (Hit me now, lameass.) ( Oh my... ) * GhostAsanjei dashes back to the kitchen. * Insanity-kun is now known as Insanity|Sleep * GhostAsanjei is now known as Asanjei [The arrow richochets twice and strikes Hitler in the behind. He jumps up and screams "AAAAAHHH! Ich vill make du regret der Japanese customs!"] [Hitler's turn!] ...dammit! Should've been faster with the staking! You freaking woke him up with a shot to the butt! * VampireHitler attacks a random person... We'll make it... * Asanjei is now known as GhostAsanjei d5 * Dicesuke throws the bones for VampireHitler (d5) and gets 4. ... HOW LAME IS THAT? How the FUCK to these arrows keep reflecting?! ...okay, I feel better now. * VampireHitler goes for Chisanjya! Unarmed def! 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chisanjya (2d6) and gets 9. * VampireHitler bites into Chisanjya! Eek! Ah hell. [Asanjya's turn!] * Chisanjya screams, because this is not good. * VampireHitler says around drinking, "Ist does not eben tazte like Teriyaki!" ~HEY! STOP DOING THAT TO MY BODY! DISCO NOVA!~ 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for GhostAsanjei (2d6-2) and gets 3. (SHAZAM!) Teriyaki? I don't get it. * VampireHitler is stuck by the Disco. He does a disco dance for three seconds before falling over. Hey, how come I never get them to do that? * Reizar just runs up, grabs the staff from Chie (if possible, she's probably a little dazed) and tries to stake the stupid Hitler. * Chisanjya ignores the bleeding and treies to FREAKING stab him through the heart with her staff. * Mamei unsommons the bow, walks over, and picks up a leg from the chair that shattered against Hitler earlier, walks over to Hitler, and drives the stake through him. ( gimme an attack roll at -8 Rei :P ) 2d6-8 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Reizar (2d6-8) and gets -2. (I didn't critfail?) ~SUCK ON THAT, You undead mixed blood asshat!~ * Chisanjya does not, on second thought, because Rei snatches the staff out of her hands. [Rei gets there first and stakes him!] * Choria runs over and helps keep Chisanjya standing. "You okay?" Good. Does that mean he's dead now? [Asanjya's staff has blood on it now.] I... don't... know? You're the fucking lamest dictator ever. How the *hell* did you manage to scare the entire world? * GhostAsanjei DASHES into the kitchen. * GhostAsanjei is now known as Asanjei I didn't get any of his blood, so I should be okay, and Rei... Asanjya can heal me, and I think I need to sit down now. * Asanjei dashes back out and runs her hand over ..... her neck, healing. ( I completely forgot he had a pistol. Oh well ) [It works!] * Choria helps Asanjei sit down. * Chisanjya is healed, and sits, and glares over at her unconscious body. "You suck, Laz." * Mamei frowns. "What, was he poisonous too?" * Choria looks over at Maria. "You're a fast learner. Good, in case batboy shows up to duke it out." What? Oh. Thanks! * Asanjei sits down. "Thanks. Woo, woozy." Vampires can turn their victims into other vampires, but they have to want to. And there's that little thing about it taking time. Usually, it takes a lot of time. Sometimes not so much. But I don't think he's been drinking her blood long enough. * Mamei beams. ^_^ At least now we know Asanjya's blood doesn't taste like teriyaki? [Suddenly, the door opens, and Ensof walks in, covered in blood, with a friggin' big sword in one hand and some kinda ugly green head in the other. "Emily! I'm back, get me a coffee and a..." He looks at the scene. "What the hell?"] ....ew. I don't want you turnin' like that. It's probably good to know. * Choria nods. "Absolutely correct, Laz- Rei." [Session End]