[Day: Thursday, July 1st. Time: 8:00 p.m.] [You are all at the club room, those of you that are. Yesterday you got offered a job! But general concensus seems to be to have turned it down. Anyhow, you're in the club room. Many other people are not.] [Session Start!] * Choria is grumpy, sitting on a wall, and the opposite of happy. * Asanjei is sitting on the ceiling, flipping through a well-worn paperback, and frowning idly, almost more out of habit. * Lazie is playing with his slinky. It's relaxing. He *needs* relaxing. * Chisanjya strolls into the clubroom. The only noticeable difference is that her hair has been braided, and the braid pinned up and held by two rather sharp- looking silver hairsticks that have abstract symbols dangling from the non- pointy ends. Evenin', guys. Evening. Hi. Nice hair. Thanks. I hope to give it back to you soon. * Lazie doesn't notice the hair. Why? The slinky? Nope. HE'S MALE! (Not right now, you aren't. ;p) ( My eyes are male. My senses are female. =P ) * Choria glances over. "Yeah, nice." He returns to being grumpy, if he ever exited that state. So... where are Rei, Makoto and Maria? Dunno. Got me. No know. Am I the only person here who can speak in sentences longer than two words? Yeah. Lucky, huh. * Asanjei holds up her fingers and counts. "Quite possibly." * Lazie grunts. ... huh. No can golem grunt right in this body. Well, yeah. I was never much one for grunting. ... Right. ( Chomei's that bad? ) No that. Voice too high. No golemy enough. I happen to really like that voice. ... 'golemy' no is word, is it? It is now? Why not? ... okay, good. Is word. Yay, we are expanding the Japanese language. And no saying voice bad. Just... no right voice for golem. *looks down* No right body for golem. One word at a time. * Asanjei drops the book to the floor and starts in on another one. She's reading incredibly rapidly. * Chisanjya sighs. "So. What's on the agenda for tonight?" ( Webster runs into the room and copies that down. "Golemy: adj. 1.: To sound like golem. 2: To have the characteristics of a golem. 3: Roast chicken. ) * Choria fiddles with an arrow in her hand. "Same thing we do every night. Go get ourselves killed." (I didn't know Jin worked with dictionaries.) Aww, and here I was hoping it was going to be pizza night. I could go for a pizza. With pineapple. Pizza good... what pineapple? Seriously, I kinda spent most of the day down in my workroom, making these. (points to hairsticks) And I, well, forgot to eat dinner. So who's up for ordering in? * Asanjei looks .... down, I suppose. Stupid ceiling. "Or kiwi. You got any fruit?" Pinapple's good, Laz. It's a sweet yet somewhat tangy tropical fruit. And, sorry, Asanjya, I don't. * Choria shrugs. * Asanjei frowns. "I ate everything fruity at Rei's place." Okay, that's just creepy. ... fruit. On pizza. *wrinkles nose* There are worse things you could have a craving for. Yeah, like souls. So. Shall I call out? One with pinapple, one with... hey, Chomei, what kinda toppings do you like on your pizza? Sausage and black olives. Was guy back in Transylvania, got curse... craved... hmm... is organ in body. No remember word in Japanese... Olives? Eww. I sometimes wonder about your tastes... Let me guess... spleen? * Chisanjya winks at Choria. * Lazie blinks. "No, no spleen. Was... liver. That it." * Choria shrugs. "Take them off, it's fine with me." (Dang.) ( FOOLED YOU! ) But anyhow. One with pineapple, one with sausage and black olives. Works for you all? ... can get part of one plain? Sure thing. PIneapple and tomatoes. They're a fruit, too. ( They should RPS to decide who gets to pick the topping. ) Gotcha. Really? Thought it was a vegetable. * Chisanjya goes to the phone and orders. One large, half with sausage and black olives, half plain; the other with pineapple and tomatoes. No, tomato fruit. Were-tomato vegetable, though. * Chisanjya hangs up and catches the end of Lazar's statement. "Were-tomato? Half-fruit, half-vegetable?" [The order goes through!] Fruit by day, vegetable by night. (Hurrah!) No. Is tomato what bitten by were creature, but no die. Become were- tomato. Very no-fun. * Asanjei pauses in her book, then looks down at Lazie for a moment. She shrugs and goes back to it. Is that like a vampire potato? [But nobody notices the mysterious woman on a laptop, because she's a ghost. Except Lazie, 'cause... y'know.] No is very tough, but have mean bite. Kind of like were-marshmellow. Don't remind me of those. * Lazie waves to the passing ghost, then resumes Slinkyage. And us without gram crackers or chocolate. Had I known, I would have prepared. ...blast it, now I crave s'mores. * Chisanjya points dramatically at Chomei. "See what you have done!" [The phone rings!] * Choria raises an eyebrow. "Yes?" * Asanjei withdraws an apple from somewhere and starts nibbling. You have made me crave smores, is what you have done. And should I get that? The phone's ringing, might want to get it. * Chisanjya goes to answer it before Lazar can beat her to it. "H'lo?" * Lazie twitches at the sound of the phone ringing, but resists the urge to answer. "Really? Okay, we're probably gonna need some time to prepare, but where should we meet you when we're ready?" ( /me catches up on KS logs. .... ) (Read the Xiang-Fei and Ryan one from last session? Priceless. ^_^) "So we should meet you at this guy's place? Think he'd sell us some supplies?" ( Yes. Brett needs to die for that. >_< ) "Okay, we're missing half our people right now, so is there a way we can contact you once we have everybody together, so we can meet and buy things and plan and so on?" "This does not surprise me. What is it?" * Paul is now known as Paul-away * Choria rolls her eyes. "How much?" * Asanjei finishes her book, and drops it on Lazie. Then quickly becomes engrossed in another book. * Lazie has the book bounce off his noggin. "Hey! No have stone head!" * Chisanjya winces. "Okay, we can probably manage that. Maybe have to ask Interpol for an advance, but it's for a good cause. Where can we reach you once we're ready?" * Choria walks up the wall and leans against the ceiling. * Asanjei either doesn't notice, or pretends not to. "Gotcha. Well, thanks. I think. Anything else?" "Okay. Guess we'll be seein' you in a bit." * Lazie shakes his fist at Asnajei overdramatically. (I can see Chie and Rei doing that, too.) * Asanjei sticks out her tongue, then digs back into the book. * Chisanjya hangs up. "That was Ensof. He's got things ready on his end." Yeah? Well, what would we have to pay him for? Travel expenses, or somethin' like that. He's a mercenary, but right now he's workin' with us and I'm not gonna knock it too much. It's gonna take all of our next paychecks, though. Is no problem. I spend almost no money since come here. And we're gonna want to buy weapons and supplies, too. He knows a guy named Moe who specializes in that sort of thing. Better not count me. I don't know if I'm getting a paycheck. Or ... you. Whichever. That's true. Well, I can help cover you if it comes to that. He know Moe too? Business has been slightly profitable lately. * Choria shrugs. "I don't care." She hops down and lands on the floor. * Chisanjya looks over at Lazar. "Small world, huh." Moe is Hungarian guy I mention last time. Ahh, okay. Makes sense. He says you've got his number, so we can contact him when we're ready. Which, I think, is not gonna be tonight. There's only four of us here. I think we'd want everyone, don't you? That, and there's things I need to take care of before I go. Unless we're going to be stupid about it. He shop sells stuff what we need for Transylvania. Mostly for vampyre and were-creatures. Gotta find some way of explaining your... my... extended absence to your parents, Asanjya. * Choria nods. "And we have to worry about the pizza too." Yes! Priorities! * Chisanjya laughs. Moe open lateish. Need be in his business. WE can eat, then go, I think. * Asanjei screws up her face. "School trip to Bulgaria for a genetics conference?" Nah, Laz. We wanna wait for everyone. I don't know what Rei or Maria or Makoto would want. That's kinda important. [There's a knock on the door!] * Chisanjya looks over at Asanjya. "Yeah, that should work. Just like I've been telling Seki-kun about this archeology night class I've been taking. With frequent field trips. And that should be the pizza." * Chisanjya goes to answer the door! (* Ardweden is on the other side of the door! She whacks Chisanjya with her lute and slams it shut. :P) [Behind the door is a pizza guy! Oh wait, no it's not. It's actually Rei's vampiric biological mother. Her clothes are tattered, and she looks rather weak.] (Oww. *rubs head* What'd I do to deserve that?) * Chisanjya blinks, and her eyes widen. "Uh. Hello?" * Lazie looks up. "... it Rei vampyre mom." * Asanjei drops off the ceiling and lands nicely on the floor. She carefully bookmarks her place... by making a huge dogear in the book. * Kaira looks at Chisanjya. "S....Starving.... Blood!" She leaps at Chisanjya! * Chisanjya screams and jumps back. ( Chi, gimme unarmed def (grabs), then everyone roll init ) 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chisanjya (2d6-1) and gets 4. d6+7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Choria (d6+7) and gets 13. (... hoo boy. Gonna end up maiming another member of Rei's family. x_x) d6+6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chisanjya (d6+6) and gets 8. d6+7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazie (d6+7) and gets 8. [Order: Choria, Kaira, Chisanjya, Lazie] [Choria's turn!] (You don't want to do that, Jesse. I'd hate to bust up Chie's body 'cause of you. ;P) (Yes. Very, very good point.) ( I'm not saying I *want* too. Just that I'm gonna end up doing it. Such is my fate in this game. Lazar: Ueda Pox. ) * Choria pulls out his bow. "Don't hurt her too bad now. Just enough to knock her out." d6+6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Asanjei (d6+6) and gets 9. [Kaira's turn!] * Kaira floats in through the door and waves her hand. "Dark!" (Everyone gimme body rolls at +3) 2d6+3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chisanjya (2d6+3) and gets 5, a CRITICAL SUCCESS!!! "I'm down with that. You know me." 2d6+3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Asanjei (2d6+3) and gets 15, a CRITICAL FAILURE!!! "You always hurt the ones you love. I love you very much." 2d6+3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Choria (2d6+3) and gets 8. 2d6+3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazie (2d6+3) and gets 6. [Chisanjya is totally unfazed! Asanjei is totally blind! Choria shrugs it off, and Lazie is... well, also totally blind.] [Asanjei's turn!] Ahh! What the hell is this? Dammit! Stupid eyes! * Choria blinks and shakes his head. "Nice try." What was that? Nothing happened. * Asanjei staggers around, but doesn't hurl psi, because only mooks would. [Then it's Chisanjya's turn!] * Chisanjya grabs Asanjya's staff, runs to the back of the room, and starts chanting. [Lazie's turn!] * Lazie can't see a damned thing, even to pull out his/her sword, so he settles for trying to avoid getting bit. (Total Defense) [Choria's turn!] (... wait. I can't attack. This means I can't be held responsible! HA!) * Choria grumbles something about Vampires and fires at Kaira. 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Choria (2d6-1) and gets 4. (I'll find some way to blame it on you anyway. ;P) * Kaira glides to the side, dodging the arrow. * Kaira then glides right for Choria! Unarmed (grabs), Choria! 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Choria (2d6) and gets 3. [Chomei avoids getting chomped.] [Asanjei's turn!] * Asanjei uh... feels for a desk to hide behind, or something. ( Body roll! ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Asanjei (2d6) and gets 5. [Asanjei manages to find the desk!] [Chisanjya's turn!] * Chisanjya chants. "Ground unstable 'neath your feet/Demons' chaos choir sing/Destruction for the fast and fleet/Held by the Gripping Ring!" 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chisanjya (2d6) and gets 8. (Meh.) (Did I mention I make a lousy Asanjya? 'Cause I do. ;p) (You know, Chie, you don't have to repeat the Goth Poetry every time. <_<) (GOTH POETRY!) [The gripping ring grabs a hold! ... of a Kirby plushie.] (I type quickly, though. ;p) (I mean, you have to say it, but you don't have to type it out.) [Lazie's turn!] (She can't help it. We spent an entire mini making fun of goth poetry.) (And I'll only do it the first time I chant a spell from now on.) * Lazie continues with his trying not to get bit, as he still can't see squat. (Total Defense) [Choria's turn!] * Choria knocks another arrow and lets it fly at Kaira. 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Choria (2d6-1) and gets 3. [Kaira takes an arrow in the arm, this time.] * Kaira responds by slashing the air infront of her with both hands. "Black- Winged Encirclement!" 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Choria (2d6) and gets 6. [Wham! Choria is hit by the attack in the chest, and flies backwards, landing in a heap on the floor.] [Asanjei's turn!] Chomei! * Choria flies all right. After he lands he flicks Kaira off. * Asanjei ducks behind the desk and huddles there, shaking. [Chomei tries to, anyhow... but he kinda hurts an awful lot.] [Chisanjya's turn!] * Chisanjya snarls and starts chanting again. [Chie imitates a were-wolf. Lazie's turn! Her sight comes back!] (Do werewolves chant? ^_~) (They do now.) ( Maybe it's a gothic were-wolf ) (With poetry.) (Aah, a were-goth! EVIL!) * Lazie shakes his head, then grabs Chie's demon-killing sword and charges, trying to smack Kaira with the flat of the blade. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazie (2d6) and gets 7. [Lazie hits Kaira with the sword. Meanwhile, who should come in at just this moment but Reizar?] [And it's his turn!] (HAHAHA.) (I love you, Lazar!) (LUMBER LUMBER LUMBER!) ( No! He's a stone golem, not a wooden one! ) (Um... GRIND GRIND GRIND?) ( That's more like it. ) (Well, at least I'm not taking it for granite.) Rei! Vampyre mom in blood craze! Hold so no can bite! ( Choria shale not regret it. ) * Reizar lumbers in, blinks a couple times, and somehow manages to refrain from screaming, "WHAT THE HELL!" at the top of his lungs. He tries to grab Kaira from behind. "Only if you stop attacking her," he snaps. ( That's a horrible, horrible joke, by the way. ) (Yes, yes it is.) (Yeah, it wasn't all that gneiss.) ( I'd expect that out of Jesse. ) 2d6+2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Reizar (2d6+2) and gets 11. (It was rather sedimentary, in fact.) I be glad to as soon as she no more trying to eat us! [Reizar lumbers over to Kaira and grabs. But she moves! And Reizar trips.] [Choria's turn!] * Reizar looks confused. "Why'd she try to eat you- agh!" He regains his balance. "Chomei didn't go trigger happy or something, did he?" * Choria gets up onto her feet... barely. "Yeah, only after she decided to try and blind us. And bite Asanjya." She draws her bow and aims. (Aim action.) No! She come in, say "Starving! Blood!", then try eat Chie-in-Asanjya and rest of us! [Kaira's turn!] * Kaira does indeed make a grab at Lazie! Def roll Lazie! 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazie (2d6) and gets 7. * Kaira grabs a hold of Lazie and quick as a flash sings her teeth into her neck. [Asanjei's turn!] Ah shit that's not good. AGH! Stupid vampyre! Off Chie body before I stake! * Asanjei is so behind that desk. Yup. [Chisanjya's turn!] * Chisanjya looks scared. And angry. And silently prays that this will work, as she chants Gripping Ring again. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chisanjya (2d6) and gets 2, a CRITICAL SUCCESS!!! "I'm a child of extremes. Have a crit, and a nice day to go with it." (Well, um... That works.) (...yeah) (...excellent. See, no goth makes for a good roll.) * Reizar calls, "Hey, REI. Talk some sense into her, will ya? Stop hiding already." (Yep. I have learned.) Now let me... her... go! * Kaira gets caught in the ring and, despite her best efforts, is unable to get out of it. She loses most of her grip on Lazie, but manages to keep ahold of her with one arm. "No! Blood! More!" ( There's not exactly much combat left to have. ) Not *that* blood, lady! Rei! Help get loose before she try eat again! *struggles ineffectually* * Reizar walks over and pulls Lazie from Kaira's grip. "Okay. Mom. Knock it off." ( Body roll, Rei! ) (SS count?) ( yep ) * Asanjei stands up, eyes blinking. "Um.. um... hi?" She kind of waves at the thing. 2d6-8 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Reizar (2d6-8) and gets -1. * Kaira maintains her grip against Reizar's attempts to free Lazie! ( O_O ) ( vampire ^^ ) * Reizar blinks a couple times. "Hey, Lazar, I guess you're not the strongest thing on the planet anymore, huh." (Try again?) Pull harder, or I chop hand off! No letting her eat Chie! Don't you DARE! Please! I just need a little more! Just a little... So hungry... * Chisanjya runs over and tries to add her meager strength to the pulling. No *your* hand, Chie! * Asanjei walks over, kind of forced. "S.. Stop it!" * Reizar lets Lazie slack for a little bit, then gives it another try, hopefully not hurting her. Let her go! 2d6-8 * Choria finds sitting on the floor is a good thing right now. Geeze, remind me not to piss off your mom, Rei. * Dicesuke throws the bones for Reizar (2d6-8) and gets -2. * Lazie tries to whack Kaira's arm with the flat of the blade, while Reizar pulls. [Rei gets her free that time.] * Kaira clutches desperately at Lazie, to no avail. "N-No!... I... I need...." She collapses while still held by the ring. * Chisanjya speaks rapidly and in a panicked tone. "You're okay, Laz, right? Please tell me you don't have a sudden craving for blood or anything like that?" * Asanjei takes a few steps closer. * Lazie misses, then, as he gets pulled away. He uses the hood of the sweatshirt he's wearing to staunch the bleeding on his/her neck. "When told Chelsea everyone in you family want me dead, Rei, I thought I was exaggerate!" * Reizar lets Lazar-in-Chie go. "Uh... yeah. That's a problem. Anyone got any blood they can spare?" She blinks and looks at Lazie. "Well, um... we're not usually this bad. Typically. I mean, unless you- oh wait, you did. Never mind." * Choria thinks. "Rei, Joe blinks blood, right?" Yeah. I dunno if demon blood would work. Asanjya, do you know if demon blood would work? * Lazie shakes his head. "No want blood. Just pizza. Besides, no think she powerful enough vampyre to change that fast." * Choria winces. "I don't know. That hit hurt. A *lot*." * Chisanjya exhales. "Whew." * Asanjei is peering at the Reimom. "I don't think so, but ... I'd have to look it up." Asanjya, how long is that thing gonna hold her? ... she need blood. Okay. No going be safe until she get blood. Chie, you mind if cut arm bit, bleed into cup for Reimom? Well, she's already had some of it... sure. * Reizar walks around Kaira, looking her over and trying to make sure she's okay. "Ugh. I wonder if I- Asanjya can heal her. And not-Chie, too, and Chomei... well, I guess Chomei. He might be too lame to heal." * Lazie rolls up her sleeve, and grabs a mug off Peter's old table. Gritting his teeth, he makes a shallow cut along his forearm, and lets the blood drip into the mug. You've done it before, Rei. * Reizar thinks about that, then shakes his head. "Nah, I wouldn't want Maria mad at me." * Chisanjya turns away as Lazar does the cutting. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazie (2d6) and gets 9. (I did? When? Don't remember!) I hope she doesn't take a liking to it. Um, lemme try. And it'll last till you cut the ring. * Choria rolls his eyes. "Look, if you feel that way, Rei, maybe I should have aimed for her head." (Healed Chomei? Yeah, you have.) * Asanjei does the healing bit. (Was talking about Kaira. ;P) (So was I?) (So just a bit of miscommunication.) (Oh. Sorry.) * Reizar reaches over and carefully removes the arrow from Kaira. He very does *not* respond to Chomei. ( Who's being healed? ) (Kaira.) * Chisanjya watches Kaira carefully. [The healing is totally ineffective on Kaira.] Going need heal in minute... *lets blood run into the mug for a minute; when it's about 2/3 full, he pulls the sweatshirt off and uses it to staunch the bleeding. "Rei. Give vampyre mom this." * Asanjei frowns. "Doesn't look like it's working..." It's okay, kinda didn't expect it to work on undead, anyway. Sure. She vampyre. Healing no going work well on undead. ( Why would Lazie be wearing a sweatshirt in summer time? @_@ ) (Gets cold easily?) ( Because he doesn't want people looking at his boobs? =P ) * Reizar looks around, then takes the cup from Lazie. He shuffles over to Kaira and tries to pour it down her throat. * Lazie waves Asanjya over. "Heal, if can? Bleeding bad." 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Reizar (2d6) and gets 10. Okay. ... well, no is bleeding bad. But bleeding bad, in general. * Asanjei runs over and heals Lazie. * Kaira snaps her eyes open, and before Reizar can blink, she snatches the cup out of her hands and drinks like a truck driver chugging a beer without stopping for a breath. * Reizar blinks and just lets her have it. ( Asanjei, gimme a mind roll! ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Asanjei (2d6) and gets 5. * Choria rolls her neck and gets up, being a bit better now. She walks over to Kaira and blinks. "You know, they say vampires can smell blood... But I didn't know they'd do it that well." ( Of course she doesn't stop for breath... she's DEAD! ) I was gonna say maybe she should have some from my body, then I remembered my blood's toxic. Oops. ( Am I healed, Brett? ) ( Lazie is healed! ) Plus you related. No can be good idea. * Reizar scratches at the back of his head, dropping his hand after one scratch. He frowns. "Yeah." * Lazie checks his arm and neck, then gives Chie a thumbs up. "All better." * Chisanjya watches Kaira and shudders, then waits to see what happens before she decides whether or not to release her. * Asanjei walks up on to the wall, and looks at the vampire with curiousity. * Chisanjya glances briefly at her-Lazar-self. "Good." * Kaira finishes the cup. Blood trickles flow down her mouth, but she doesn't try to wipe them off. * Lazie nods at Chie, then goes back to eyeing Kaira warily. He hasn't put the sword down. * Asanjei looks back at Lazie. "Er.. actually, from up here, Lazar, the one on your neck doesn't look healed." Strong blood... Good. Starving for days. Well, Chie's neck. * Chisanjya looks up at Asanjya. "What?" So you come snack on daughters friends. Great idea. Moron. Is that bad? You could've just asked. They said you didn't ask, anyway. Shut up, Lazar. Hell if I know. * Chisanjya looks worried. Her hair trembles slightly, despite the pins. * Kaira looks down at her hands. "I... I lost control... That was never supposed to happen! I swore I wouldn't! I swore...." First time I've seen a Hastur-blighted vampire before. * Choria raises an eyebrow. * Chisanjya motions to Rei. ... well, congrats, Rei mom. * Reizar frowns. "Well, nobody's dead. Speaking of nobody being dead, have you got enough in you to heal Chomei, Asanjya?" He points up at Asanjya-in-Rei. "She's kinda in my body." You know what mean when vampyre bite no heal, right? I... * Kaira looks up. "Free me! I need to return! I need to find the solution!" * Choria hits her side. "I should be fine." * Reizar blinks. "What?" * Chisanjya turns to Lazar. Her face pales. "What does it mean?" ... You just succeed in giving little one vampyrism. You proud? * Chisanjya screams and faints. * Lazie kicks over a chair. Chie! * Reizar facepalms. * Asanjei gapes, then looks to Chie as she faints, shouting "Watch the head!" * Choria jumps over to Chie, catching her before she hits the ground. Hitting the ground when feinting bad. I... No! (Ard could tell you that.) * Lazie growls. "Thought was good vampyre. Should known was no such thing." * Asanjei drops off the ceiling and runs over to her body. Lazar. Explain yourself or SHUT UP. (And yes, I could!) * Kaira struggles. "No! No! Let me go! I have to stop this! I have to do something! I'm not like them! I'm different! I'm... If only it wasn't for humans, it would all be different!" ... Yeah, that's my mom. * Lazie looks up at Rei. "Vampyre make other people vampyres when bite. Speed depend on how old, powerful vampyre is. Apparently, you mom powerful. One quick bite. Wounds no heal... so mean transformations started." * Chisanjya opens her eyes. "H- he... he didn't say... I'm not gonna... am I?" [And with Chisanjya fainted, the circle weakens enough for Kaira to break free!] Grab her! The circle... GODS DAMN! And since my soul in body... it my soul be blasted away when go evil, along with Chie body. * Asanjei makes a flying lunge for Kaira. Wait, what? Slow down. One sec. Mom, stop for a sec! It's not true! Your soul... MY soul is... Aaah! ( Gimme a tackle roll, Asanjei! ) (Just a body roll?) (Tackle is an attack roll.) (Unarmed attack (grab), IIRC.) ( Yah ) * Lazie blinks at Asanjya-in-Rei, then raises his sword up, trying to block the door. "No make move..." 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Asanjei (2d6) and gets 3. [Asanjya tackles Kaira to the ground!] * Asanjei looks at Kaira. "Hi. Don't go anywhere." Rei! Help Asanjya hold on ground! She no strong enough! * Choria sighs. "Well, we need to do something now, don't we?" * Reizar winces, then walks over and, yes, helps. You humans are all the same! You always act without thinking! It leads only to your deaths! (Lazar Body > Kaira Body.) * Chisanjya stands back up, trembling. I've got at least two years yet. Shut up while we figure this out. ... I act without thinking? You bite! You no try blame on us, stupid vampure! I... I'm so sorry.... You should cut off her head now, before the change occurs. * Reizar looks down at her. "Stop ranting for one second, okay, Mom? Please? It looks like you just infected my best friend with vampirism, and that's kind of a *bad* thing- uh..." NO! * Chisanjya starts crying. * Choria helps Chiesanjya stand up and, well, tries her best to comfort her. She glares at Kaira. She'd kind of object. She's not even in her own body right now! ... no chance in hell. We find cure. No letting little one body go evil. And no letting my soul be destroyed. * Kaira looks up at Asanjei. "And, I can't stay... Please understand... What I do is for your sake... I'm sorry." * Kaira turns into mist! Shit! * Kaira floats towards the window! * Chisanjya puts her head on Chomei's shoulder and sobs. * Reizar grabs at the mist, then sighs. "I forgot she could do that." ... all alike. * Lazie drops his sword, and slumps against the wall. * Reizar glares at Lazar. "Can you fucking *shut up* and stop insulting my family for ONE SECOND, Lazar?" * Asanjei flops to the floor. "Hordes of Hoggoth, gibbering gods and the Tambourine of Tabouli!" Get the WINDOW! ... why? You brother go crazy and try kill us, you dad go crazy and try kill us, you MOM go crazy and try kill us... and you probably be happy if my soul be blasted away. * Kaira slips out the window; it's closed, but she slips underneath. The room isn't air-tight. She'd find her way out, dammit. ... just like that. I sure you mom nice person, but under circumstances... I think have right to insult. The fuck are you talking about? Nobody'll be happy if your damn soul gets blasted away. If anyone ruins your soul, it's gonna be *you*. And it's not like any of us *like* going evil or crazy or any of that shit. So until you pick up the wrong thing and start slaughtering everyone you care about, shut the hell up. * Asanjei floats up off the floor, and brushes herself off. "I guess I better hit the books. Unless there's a documented cure for vampirism." * Reizar storms over to his backpack and starts rummaging through it for BOX. ... only reason I start killing is if we no find cure in time. ( Sure there is: Chizuru's cooking. You've got a 20% chance of living. :P ) * Lazie rubs his head, and walks over to Chie. "I sorry. Could no get out of way in time." * Chisanjya looks up and takes several ragged breaths. "It's... not your fault... you're not... used to being... me." No is over, though. No know cure, but have heard it exist. We have day. Maybe little more. Well, then. * Chisanjya straightens up. "Then we'd damn well better find it. I'm not letting you *or* me go that easily." * Choria rubs Chie's shoulders. "We'll cure it." Time to drag for sources. Chie, I'm going to need my body to get into my house. Still... if soul still around, can get Smorfies to make new body, if no can find cure. You still be alive, no matter what. * Chisanjya swallows and clears her throat. "Right, Asanjya." She looks over at Lazar. "We... can find a way. Yeah." ( I know a guy who knows a way ^^ ) ( In fact... ) ... if anyone know, Moe know. [There's a knock on the door!] * Choria nods, and the looks just plain pissed. "You know who I bet was behind all this?" Or Ensof, if he doesn't try to kill you first. That guy>? From yesterday? 'Cause, y'know, vampire. Generally not good. Someone wanna get that? * Reizar goes to the door, BOX in hand, and opens it. * Choria nods. "Asahara." [Rei finds: a guy!] * Asanjei is scribbling in a notebook. "Hi. You ordered a pizza?" (*snerk*) * Reizar blinks. "Uh..." He looks behind. "Did we order a pizza?" Yeah, we did. Yeah. Okay. Someone pay for it. (Dammit. Bad shit always happens when we order pizza.) * Chisanjya goes to get the money. She was the one who ordered, after all. (Hm. Bad things happen in MC2 when pizza happens. Good things happen in ATC2 when alcohol happens. Coincidence? I bet so.) * Chisanjya looks like she's probably going to start crying again any second, though. She grabs a handful of bills and shoves them into the guy's hand. "Keep the change." "Uhh...." * Lazie sits down in a chair, and starts muttering in Hungarian. Just go. The pizza guy hesitates a sec, then goes. "Uh... Okay! Enjoy the pizza...?" * Reizar looks at Chisanjya for a moment, seems kind of at a loss, and then just... lumbers back into the room. He thinks, then reaches into the backpack and pulls out his cell. * Chisanjya takes the pizzas and drops them on the table. "You guys eat. I'm not hungry." * Reizar looks at the phone, then BOX, then opens the computer and starts typing away. * Asanjei starts picking pineapple bits off the top of hers, scribbling rapidly with one hand in Enochian. * Chisanjya sits, and tries not to look at anything. * Choria cracks her knuckles and punches the wall. Hard. "Dammit. Dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit!" She punches the wall with each saying of the word, leaving a dent in it afterwards. * Lazie grabs a couple of plain slices, and eats quietly. * Asanjei looks up at Lazie. "What the hell are you sitting around here for? If this Moe guy knows anything, go ask!" * Reizar frowns at the screen. ... okay. * Lazie puts his pizza down, grabs Chie's bag, and walks out. (Asanjya, crusader of the "Get the hell on with it already".) * Reizar doesn't even look up. (We need one of those.) Okay, here's the deal. * Choria sits down with Chie and rubs her head. (Her as in Choria.) * Chisanjya looks up. "What's the deal?" What's going down, Rei? * Reizar holds up three fingers, still not looking up from the screen. "Three possibly surefire ways to fix this." Surefire is good. Yes. Only I don't think we want to do any of them. One is to kill my mom before Chie's completely turned. Oookay, next? ...let's avoid that. Second's is someone who loves Chie sacrifices his life for her. ( Not without me you don't! For I am... THE UEDA PLAGUE! ) * Reizar looks up at Chomei at that, then back down to the screen. "Not happening. Well, guess I could, but Lazar would be kinda upset." * Chisanjya inhales sharply. "No." No one is going to do that. Third's to eat this cooking you have maybe a twenty percent chance of surviving. I'd die first before one of you even *though* about doing that. (thought, rather) * Choria looks around, then at Chie. "Yeah, you would. No changing your mind, is there?" * Asanjei blinks. Looks like I have to ask demons after all. I don't change my mind when I'm set on something, Chomei. You know that. I got some more cases. Lots of cases. Yeah, and neither do I. It looks like this is *far* from hopeless. But I need to have time to look through it. On the bright side, there's a way to slow the process down... Maybe a day or so. How? Hope is good. We just haven't had a lot of it recently. Gotta get some potions together. Ingredients are kinda squicky, but relatively common. I bet Asanjya can get them easy. Only, then, we'd need to mix 'em. And? Mixing is always the issue. And you get to drink, hopefully not throw up, and we can put it off for another day. You mean the person in Chie's body gets to drink it? * Reizar blinks. "Yeah. That's what I meant." * Chisanjya looks around. "Wait, where'd Laz go?" Another thing we could try... maybe... is call- hell if I know. To go ask Moe. Who's Moe? Some guy he knows. I dunno. Call who, Rei? * Reizar closes his eyes for a moment, then opens them and gives half a grin. It almost looks like what Makoto'd wear. He must be a bad influence. "The China branch." If there's a couple humans out there Kaira'd trust, it's my dad and Eoi. Eoi-sensei and your dad? Yup. Okay. Let's do that. ... man, I'm never gonna be able to keep this up. Your mom's a vampire, your dad's in China, you're a ... Smorfy... I'M a Smorfie... [But they'll have to wait to do it, because...] [Session End!]