[Day: Tuesday, July 6th. Time: 5:00 a.m.] [It's raining in Seattle! But you're not there. You're here at the Et'Ada city... live! You're at the top floor or the crystalline citadel, and Lazar has just broken the door.] [Inside is a large spherical room that looks like Cephiro out of the X-men movie, with a long walkway to a center platform over a loooooong drop. There's an altar on the platform, and three figures in front of it (it's too far to make them out yet).] [And Rei gets stuck outside! Spirits can't enter this room!] [Luckily that soldier from before stays with her.] [Anyhow... Session Start!] * Maria looks around. * Lazar stomps foward. No effort at subtlety whatsoever. * Asanjya tightens her grip on her staff, and looks ahead coldly. Spirit wards, huh? Not entirely surprising... * Lazar focuses his gaze on the one in the middle, and advances, growling and muttering unintelligably in Hungarian and Hebrew. Runes on his forehead are glowing REALLY brightly now. Well, here we go... * Maria stays just behind Lazar. * Chie looks over at Chomei. * Chomei walks in too. "So, let's get this over with." Yeah. * Chie smiles weakly at him, then starts walking forward. * Asanjya follows after Maria. * Chomei smirks back and stays near the back, Rownal in hand. [The three turn around as Lazar approaches. The one on the left is a woman in deep red robes. She's wearing a pointy hat and carrying a staff with a shiny orb at one end. In the center is a bald, lanky man with white skin and yellow eyes. He's wearing only a pair of purple shorts, and his body is covered in runes. He holds an axe in each hand. And the third is... a golem!] 2d6 * Dicesuke reaches into his gut, removes his spleen, and rolls for Lazar ( 2dSpleen ) and gets 2, "CRITICAL SPLEENING! FATALITY!" He promptly collapses in a bloody heap and dies. ( Wow ) ( @_@ ) * Asanjya mutters softly, "By the sixth gate..." ( There's my luck for the night. ) * Maria blinks. "Of what?" 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazar (2d6-2) and gets 10, a CRITICAL FAILURE!!! "Hey, a failure. Oh, by the way... I heard what you've been saying about me." ( HA ) ( @_@ ) ( This... will be an interesting fight. ) Just an expression, Maria. If you say so. * Chie eyes the figures. * Maria frowns. ... that golem. Golem working for one who help destroy village. How... * Lazar scowls, and shakes is head. "No matter. Still going die." *charges foward* Channeling the power of another god, maybe? The figures eye you back. The lanky man takes a step forward. "Well, I didn't expect this. The Et'Ada can't fight their own battles? Oh, he's charging already."] [Roll init!] d6+7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chie (d6+7) and gets 12. d6+8 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Maria (d6+8) and gets 10. d6+8 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chomei (d6+8) and gets 9. d6+7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazar (d6+7) and gets 13. ( How big is this platform? ) ( How dramatically apt. ) ( Lucky number 13 ) d6+6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Asanjya (d6+6) and gets 8. (Hosebeast.) ( It's big enough for a good fight. ^_^_v ) ( We'll say it's about the size of the diamond area of a baseball field. ) ( Okie. ) [Order: Lazar, NotLazar, Chie, Maria, Axe guy, Chomei, Witch, Asanjya.] [Lazar's turn!] * Lazar charges up to the other golem and tries to grab him and chuck him over the side. "No have time for you!" 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazar (2d6-3) and gets 4. ( Made by 3 ) [The golem moves to the side, not allowing Lazar to grab him. Then it tries to grab him back! 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazar (2d6-1) and gets 9. ( heh. No ) 2d6-1 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazar (2d6-1) and gets 5. ( Made ) [Lazar is grabbed! The Golem picks him up and throws him towards the side, but Lazar throws off its balance so that it can't throw him properly, and he only goes a few feet.] [Chie's turn!] * Lazar growls. "My idea! No steal, stupid evil golem!" * Chie draws her sword, raises it over her head, and whispers. It starts glowing silver, and she swings it in the direction of the axe guy. "Spririt Stream!" 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chie (2d6-2) and gets 9. (Wah. ;_;) (Wah! ;-;) [The beam flies past the axe guy and makes a hole in the wall.] ( Wah! ;_; ) Dammit! [Maria's turn!] ( Just a heads up, you guys haven't had a chance to rest yet, so some of you are still hurt/tired. ) * Maria runs over to the lady with the staff and makes a grab at it! The staff, that is. ( No, we thought you were trying to feel her up. =P ) ( Shh! :P ) 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Maria (2d6-4) and gets 1. ( Made by... 6. ) [Maria grabs her staff!] * Maria darts to the edge of the platform and jumps to the edge of the chamber! [Maria makes the witch cry. [Axe Guy's turn!] (Man, Maria would take down that shadow guy with the can in the Injustice League *soooo* fast. :P) [The axe guy runs up to Chie. "Choppy Choppy!" He swings at her, first with one axe, then the next.] ( ^_^_v ) 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chie (2d6-2) and gets 10, a CRITICAL FAILURE!!! "I hate being random." 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chie (2d6) and gets 6. (HELL no, and no.) ( Ew. ) [Chie is caught totally off guard and takes an axe in the shoulder and stomach, respectively.] [Chomei's turn!] * Chie makes a noise that's somewhat between a grunt and a gurgle. * Chomei takes aim at axe-guy and shoots! The arrow ignites on its way torwards axe-guy, leaving a trail of fire in its path. 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chomei (2d6-3) and gets 3. (Oh yeah.) [The Axe Guy crosses his axes in front of himself, and blocks the arrow. It disappates harmlessly.] [Witch's turn!] * Rowyn has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer ) ( Oh no! The Witch killed Rowyn! ) [The witch stops crying long enough to chant a spell. Unfortunately it backfires, leaving her face blackened and her crying all over again.] [Asanjya's turn!] (*snicker*) ... Amateurs. ( That's what you get for killing Rowyn! *shakes fist* ) * Asanjya closes her eyes, clutches her staff, and starts with the chanting. [Lazar's turn!] * Lazar forgets the tossing, and goes to stomp down on the other golem's foot, to hold him in place for a right hook - left cross - right uppercut combo. (Golem Rage) 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazar (2d6-3) and gets 6. ( Made ) [Crunch! Lazar gives the golem what for!] [NotLazar's turn!] [The golem breaks into its own furious combo, two upper cuts and a kick to the shins.] 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazar (2d6-2) and gets 7. ( Nope! ) [Wham! Lazar gets beaten pretty badly.] [Chie's turn!] * Chie staggers up and then back a bit, trying to get out of the axe guy's range. She fires up her sword again. "Spirit Stream!" 2d6-2 ( ... ) (We may need the emergency backup dice. ^^;) * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chie (2d6-2) and gets 6. ( We're gonna need another Timmy! Or not. ) (Okay, that time worked.) [Chie's Spirit Stream collides with the axe guy head on, causing him to take a step back.] [Maria's turn!] * Maria hops over to the platform again, bounding over to the axe guy and kicking for one of his hands! (Called shot to disarm.) 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Maria (2d6-4) and gets 1. ( Made by six. ^^ ) [And Maria sends the axe flying!] 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Maria (2d6) and gets 6. * Maria runs over to catch the axe before jumping back to the wall. She puts the staff and the axe safely in the hole Chie made earlier. [Maria finds that no sooner does she grab the axe than it struggles to escape her grip. She does manage to hold onto it, however.] [The axe guy's turn!] [The Axe guy turns to face Maria, and flings his other axe at her!] 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Maria (2d6-4) and gets 2. ( Made by three. ) [Maria avoids the axe. It returns to the guy's hand like a boomerang.] [Chomei's turn!] * Chomei draws his bow again and, while backing away from axe-dude, he takes a shot at axe-dude's head. (Called Shot) 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chomei (2d6-2) and gets 1. (By 7. ^^) (Normal arrow, btw.) [Chomei shoots him dead between the eyes. He staggers back a bit, then snaps back, grinning widely. He doesn't seem to mind the arrow in the head.] [Witch's turn!] [The witch chants another spell, this time sending a lightning bolt in the shape of a dragon at Maria.] 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Maria (2d6-2) and gets 4. ( Made by one. ) [Maria avoids it, and it strikes the wall, causing more collateral damage.] [Asanjya's turn!] (Whoo! Collateral Damage!) Close your eyes. Quickly. [The villians close their eyes!] ... Can we just shoot them now? * Maria isn't close enough to catch that detail, unfortunately. * Chie closes her eyes. She's starting to have a hard time keeping them open, actually. * Asanjya lets off a Burning Fear at the witch. Misdirection is awesome. (Go, Asanjya!) (Accurate is -2, right?) (That is awesome. ^^) ( Yes ) 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Asanjya (2d6-4) and gets 6. (Made.) Not only amateurs, but fools as well. [The witch was expecting that, actually! Well, not really. She gets fried real gewd.] [Lazar's turn!] * Lazar has reeled back a bit from the blows he just took, but instead of charging back, he just stands, stock still, chanting something in Hebrew... the chanting slowly gets louder and louder, and his runes are glowing so bright it hurts to look at them... 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazar (2d6-2) and gets 8. ( the villains are lamer than Chomei! ) ( ... oh, for fuck's sake ) ( >.> ) ( DR! DR! ) ( DR! ) ( I have DR! ) (!) ( DR THAT SONOVA BITCH! ) (DR it!) 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazar (2d6-2) and gets 6. ( MUCH BETTER ) ( Yay! ) (All right!) ( ...You all need to drink less canffine. ) ( Lazar casts Magic Missile! ) (BOO YAH!) ( The Star of David falls on the enemies! ) * Chie keeps her eyes shut, actually. Bright light. (Okay, you're just being funny now.) (Err, silly.) ( Hundreds of mini-Chomeis fall from the sky and impale the enemies with their hair! Isn't Holy Power awesome? ) (I want to see that!) (That'd... be pretty cool, actually.) ( Rain of Lameness. ) (RoL!) (Uh-uh. Rain of Flaming Lameness. ROFL.) (Awesome.) (... ROFL!) (Man, I need a ROFL chopper.) [From above, several white colums of light that are not shaped like Chomei fall down on each of the enemies, smiting them mightly. And not smiting with love, either. No, this is the painful smite. It's so awesome, it looks as impressive as a Final Fantasy spell.] ( ROFL chopper! XD ) ( Sure. You can add that and Lamest of Lame ) (Wow, that's pretty damn impressive. FFXI or FFVI or FFVII?) ... The Eleventh Commandment. No fuck with God. ( FFXI, apparently :P ) * Chomei closes his eyes for that. Wow, brightness. Ooooo. Holy... * Chie is at a loss for words, really. "...yeah." [The witch is obliterated. Eeew. The Axe guy is left in a crater, but he gets up. "Ha! What do you know about God? Where was God when my wife died? Death is the only truth." Oh, and the golem gets up too, although it looks pretty dented.] [The Golem runs up to Lazar and tries to pound him again!] ( Static. Can't defend ) * Asanjya smiles slightly. "For once a god did something useful." ( God then smites Asanjya :P ) (God can SHOVE IT HE DIDN'T SIGN A CONTRACT. >_<) ( You hurt God's feelings. He won't do that attack anymore ;_; ) ( ... Asanjya owes me CP. ) (... I'll get it off a demon.) ( And Lazar needs an unarmed def roll. ) ( ( Static. Can't defend ) ) ( Meep. That's right >.> ) ( Good thing I'm honest, ne? =P ) ( This is gonna hurt, then. ) (Take it like a man! Or Golem. Er...) [Lazar gets pounded biggish. He's looking as dented as the golem.] [Chie's turn!] * Chie isn't looking terribly good, but she raises her sword and whispers again. "Spirit Stream!" She lets loose on the axe guy. 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chie (2d6-2) and gets 10, a CRITICAL FAILURE!!! "Death is temporary, only failure is forever. You may have just done both." (...augh!) (... DR? I hope?) ( @_@ ) (I have no DR, and you can't DR crits anyway.) (Oh, wait, no DR critfails. ;-;) [Chie raises her sword too high, and shoots a blast into the ceiling.] [Maria's turn] (Thank you.) * Chie staggers. "Dammit... those really had to count now..." * Chomei winces. "Yeah." 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Maria (2d6) and gets 6. ( Made. ) [Maria keeps hold of the axe.] * Maria leaps back over and attacks AxeGuy again! 2d6-5 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Maria (2d6-5) and gets 1. ( Made by six. ) [Maria kicks him in the back.] * Maria leaps back to the wall! [Chomei's turn!] * Chomei shoots at Axe-guy again! "Just DIE already!" 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chomei (2d6-3) and gets 3. (Made it. ^^) [Chomei lands an arrow into his foot. Which is wear his brain is located, and he dies!] (... Cool.) [Asanjya's turn!] (I did not expect that. But, hey. Woo!) * Maria puts the axe in the hole with the staff. * Segev is now known as Sleepmancer [The axe does not struggle no more.] * Asanjya sliiiiiides behind Lazar and begins chanting. [Lazar's turn!] ... you wrong in sight of God. Offend. Go away. ( Is that your action? :P ) * Lazar tries to hammer the golem with a trio of overhand clubbing forearms. ( NO ) ( Golem Rage ) 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazar (2d6-3) and gets 7. ( made. eek ) [The golem lumbers out of the way, and throws a punch at Lazar!] ( Gonna need a def roll ) 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazar (2d6-2) and gets 3. ( Made ) [Lazar moves back and avoids the punch.] [Chie's turn!] * Chie raises her sword and aims at the golem. "Spirit. Stream." 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chie (2d6-2) and gets 2. [Annoyingly enough, the golem manages to lumber out of the way of that, too.] [Maria's turn!] * Chie looks like she can barely keep herself standing now. "God damn it." * Maria frowns, grabs the axe again, leaps across the chasm, and swings the axe at the back of the evil golem! 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Maria (2d6) and gets 11. ( He did! You saw it happen! ) ( ...foo. ) (Yes. She wonders if he could do it again.) ( I could, but that'd just be kinda twinky. ) * Maria sighs and leaps away from the golem. [No sooner does Maria reach the golem then is suddenly changes. Into her! So surprised by this is she that she misses with the axe.] Wah? [But when she goes away, it's a golem again.] [Chomei's turn!] * Chomei shoots at the Golem! Golem = Dust? Let's see. 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chomei (2d6-3) and gets 8. (Made it by 0. ^^) ( That'd be a 'no'. ;_; ) (heh) ( Which is bad, 'cause we need that shapeshifter dusted. ) [Chomei shoots the golem, although he doesn't get much penetration.] (... Baaaah.) [Asanjya's turn!] (You want penetration? I'll give you penetration...) (Wow, never expected it to actually make it to my turn.) * Chie attributes the golem's change of form to her being really, *really* tired. * Asanjya delivers her icy blue spear of DOOM. "Freezing Lance." She seems very deadpan about it. ( The golem changes into a bed! ) 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Asanjya (2d6-2) and gets 7. (*lies down and is probably devoured by something*) (Damn and blast.) [The freezing lance passes by the golem and collides with the wall. This poor room is going to need some serious renovating after this.] [Lazar's turn!] * Lazar growls, and goes for a plain old-fashioned straight punch to the mush. 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazar (2d6-3) and gets 7. ( Made. ) [Lazar punches the golem, knocking off some golembits (Not to be confused with a popular cereal.] (Damn. I wanted some. ;_;) [The golem tries to punch Lazar back!] ( Need a def roll ) 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazar (2d6-2) and gets 4. ( Made. ) (Rock 'em Sock 'em Golems.) [Lazar moves out of the way of the punch.] [Chie's turn!] ( It's an exciting battle! ) * Chie raises her sword and points it at the golem... then lowers it. "I... there's nothing left." So she slowly backs up and goes into a defensive position. (Total Defense) [Maria's turn!] * Maria tosses the axe back in the hole, hops over, waits for the golem to turn into her, and then kicks it in the back of the head! (Called shot) (Something tells me that'll hurt you more than it.) 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Maria (2d6-4) and gets 6. ( Made by one. ;_; ) [The golem turns into Maria, then zips quickly out of the way as she throws her kick.] [Chomei's turn!] * Maria frowns and does not hop back to the wall. * Chomei takes aim again and looses another arrow at the !Lazar, this one cackling with electricity as it flies. 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chomei (2d6-3) and gets 7. (By 1) [NotLazar-turned-NotMaria zips out of the way of that one, too.] [Asanjya's turn!] * Chomei curses. * Asanjya frowns. "Golems do not die easily." She begins chanting again. ( It's not a golem right now ^^ ) [Lazar's turn!] * Lazar looks over at Maria. "Sorry." *tries to clobber NotMaria with an uppercut to the body* 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazar (2d6-3) and gets 1. ( made by 6 ) [No sooner does Lazar throw his punch than it becomes a golem again. But he does connect with his fist.] [The golem then tries to do the same to Lazar.] 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazar (2d6-2) and gets 5. ( Made ) [Lazar dodges the punch!] ( But the punch was spiked! ) [Chie's turn!] (... That's just bad.) * Chie stays out of this. Why? Bleeding and drained. (Total Defense) [Maria's turn!] * Maria frowns and attacks the shifter again! 2d6-5 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Maria (2d6-5) and gets 0. ( Made by seven. ) [The shifter gets booted as it changes into Maria.] [Chomei's turn!] * Maria then leaps across the chasm again, because Lazar is easier to hit! [It becomes a golem again!] * Chomei shoots at !Maria. In the head! Because Maria is vulnerable there! (called shot) 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chomei (2d6-2) and gets 1. (Made by 7.) [Chomei shoots NotMaria in the head! But NotMaria is not NotMaria, it's a golem.] [Asanjya's turn!] (Ugh, golem again.) * Asanjya lets loose with another Freezing Lance. 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Asanjya (2d6-2) and gets 1. (Score.) [A chunk of the golem freezes!] [Lazar's turn!] * Lazar lays into the other golem with a trio of right hooks to the body. (Golem Rage) 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazar (2d6-3) and gets 2. ( Made by 5 ) [Lazar lands several attacks on the golem, hurting it muchly! The golem then throws a punch at him.] 2d6-2 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Lazar (2d6-2) and gets 7. ( Nope. ) [Wham! Lazar takes the punch and falls to the ground, unable to get back up. Almost instantly, the golem turns to face Maria, becoming her.] [Chie's turn!] ( ... wait. Before, you said we were equally banged up. Now, one shot KOs me, whereas about fifteen haven't KOd him? ) ( Long fight @_@ ) ( You looked equally banged up... ^^; ) ( You didn't tell me I was THAT banged up. ^_^;; ) * Chie blinks. Then she stagger-charges towards !Maria and swings at her(?). 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chie (2d6-3) and gets 7. (Made by 0.) (Actually, I do believe you told him that they were equally banged up. ^^;) (He said looked.) * Lazar is out of this fight, then. Laid out. KOd. Kaput. (I think.) [NotMaria becomes NotChie, and parries the sword with her own.] * Chie has a "this is a stupid thing, but goddamnit, I'm doing it anyway" look on her face as she does so. ( Sorry for the confusion. But as near as you could tell, you were about equally banged up :P ) [Maria's turn!] * Chie blinks. "Now that's just not fair." * Maria leaps over to !Chie and kicks for the back of her head! Again! (Called shot!) 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Maria (2d6-4) and gets 6. ( Made be a measly one. ;_; ) [NotChie becomes NotMaria, and is kicked in the back of the head!] [Chomei's turn!] Fall over, already! * Maria backs off from !Person. [It once more becomes Chie!] [Chomei's turn!] * Chomei takes aim again and shoots! Hit the stupid doppleganger thing already! 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chomei (2d6-3) and gets 4. (By 3.) [Chomei puts an arrow into it!] (err, 4.) [Asanjya's turn!] (Quick metaish question... just how bad does it look?) ( It looks ready to fall apart. ) (In other words, only slightly worse than me.) ( Hello! Unable to move? =P ) * Asanjya gets a strange look, then her hair unfurls to reveal Xaphan. She points, and he flutters over by the shifter! (Extremely reluctantly, I might add) [The shifter turns into NotXaphan! It then attacks him. It almost does more damage to itself than to him, it's so laughable.] (...) [Chie's turn!] (Asanjya, you are awesome.) (That is so stupid, it's awesome.) (I have my moments.) ( ...rawk. ) * Lazar groans. * Chie swings for the shifter, trying, if she can, to keep Xaphan closer to it than she is. 2d6-3 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chie (2d6-3) and gets 6. [Chie cuts it! Although not so deeply that it dies.] [Maria's turn!] * Maria jumps back over and kicks at the shifter again! 2d6-4 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Maria (2d6-4) and gets 7. ( Dead on. ) [It squishes.] 'Bout time. * Chie sits. ( Y'know, it's really too bad I didn't just chuck it over the edge first turn. WOulda saved us lotsa time. ) * Asanjya leans on her staff, as Xaphan flutters back, and looks decidedly pissed off at his being used. Asanjya murmurs something to him and he seems appeased, and gets wrapped back into the hair. * Chie rests her head on her knees. She's breathing very heavily and still bleeding badly. Maria. [The axe guy coughs. "You're too late. The Star Orb is already in Lord Dracula's possessions." * Lazar is flat on his stomach, not doing a whole helluva lot. ...yeah? Kill him. The what now? He laughs. "Everything is ready for Lord Dracula to call Lucifer into this world. You mortals don't stand a chance." Yeah, well, neither do you. * Chie lifts her head. "Well, we'll just have to see about that, won't we?" * Chomei walks over to Axe Guy. "Like hell we don't." He pulls his bow back and points it at axe-dude's head. * Lazar manges to get to his hands and knees, and crawls over to the axe guy. "You... you involved in attack on Hunters village, no?" [The axe guy grins at Lazar. "I showed ninty-nine of them the beauty of death."] * Lazar wraps a hand around axe-guy's neck, and squeezes. [Crunchie!] Congratulations. You lucky number one-hundred. [Session End!]