[Date: Wed., Feb 9th. Time: 11:45 p.m. Location: Milan, Milenese Museum of Natural History] [You're attempting to rob the museum. Rather Montana is, and the rest of you are covering him from the competition. The competition includes a man on the roof with Shiho and Sonia, another man on the ground, who Nigel is fast approaching, and an incoming helicopter, who Gordo has been shooting at.] [Order was Shiho, Man on roof, Sonia, Tilda, Gordo, Chopper, Montana, Other Man, Nigel] [But since Shiho's not here, we'll say that the man manages to get a lucky shot in, jaming the stun gun to her neck. She falls to the roof, convulsing.] [Which makes it Sonia's turn] * Sonia looks at Shiho falling and hisses, before turning towards the man on the roof and taking another shot at him! 2d6+6 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+6 for Sonia and gets a natural 6 for a result of 12. [Unsteady as he is, he manages to sidestep the shot, grinning defiantly.] [Gordo] * Gordo fires bullets at the other choppah! 2 2d6+7 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2 2d6+7 for Gordo and gets a natural ( 3 5 ) for a result of ( 10 12 ). [The chopper gets a crit and pulls away from both shots.] ( So far my dice have rolled a crit success and a crit fail. Should be a fun night. ) * Gordo gets made to look bad. [The chopper fires a rocket! But not at Gordo. At the museum.] ~Incoming!~ 2d6+6 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+6 for Montana and gets a natural 8 for a result of 14. [Thanks to Gordo's warning (and more importantly, a good roll), Montana is able to dive behind a display as the outer wall explodes inward. Tilda manages to do the same, though the statue of Horus is ruined. More importantly, Montana's lost sight of the satchel.] [Even more importantly, the GM fails at channel hopping.] (Mischan?) ( Ahem ) [The man on the ground shouts something in Italian (probably Bastard) and shoots at Nigel again.] 2d6+6 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+6 for Nigel and gets a natural 6 for a result of 12. [Nigel manages to avoid the shot, albeit barely.] [Annnd his turn!] * Nigel draws his sword in one hand and fires the loaded crossbow from his other hand as he charges forward towards the other man. 2d6+7 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+7 for Nigel and gets a natural 7 for a result of 14. [Nigel hits the man in the leg. He grimaces and falls to his knees.] [However, as Nigel runs for the man...] ( Gimme a sight roll ) 2d6+7 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+7 for Nigel and gets a natural 8 for a result of 15. [Nigel comes to a halt just in time as a man comes out of the bushes, swinging a sickle sword for his neck. He's joined by two more, each wearing a black leather hoodie, the symbol of a snake on the back. "Nigel Winthrop," one says, in English, in a raspy voice. ] [Meanwhile, the man on the roof rushes at Sonia, stungun sparking.] 2d6+6 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+6 for Sonia and gets a natural 8 for a result of 14. [And totally fails to hit!] 2d6+6 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+6 for Montana and gets a natural 8 for a result of 14. * Nigel widens his eyes and turns around to face the man with the sickle sword. He lifts his own sword. "Not a real great time for a debate right now, mate. What you say we have some tea later when... you know... you aren't trying to cut my head off." * Sonia and her metal suit both dance out of the way of the melee stungun guy's attack smoothly, and she murmurs, "Try being faster." (AFK a sec) [Gordo's turn] 2d6+7 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+7 for Montana and gets a natural 3 for a result of 10. (back) * Gordo fires two more bursts at the other helecopter, anybody that fires missiles into civvy targets is a danger and an idiot. 2 2d6+7 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2 2d6+7 for Gordo and gets a natural ( 7 7 ) for a result of ( 14 14 ). [Gordo hits the chopper, bullets penetrating its front. It remains in the air, however.] [And fires back as it pulls up to the side of the museum.] 2d6+8 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+8 for Gordo and gets a natural 7 for a result of 15. (When do I get to go? Or are there two people in the chopper?) ( Mmm... Oops ) (Do I get a prize for rolling 3 7s in a row?) [Sonia's turn :X * Sonia twists her empty metal-wrapped hand around to try to slam it into the guy with the hoodie, using her dodging momentum in her favor! "You're wasting my time," she says flatly. (Total attack!) 2d6+9 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+9 for Sonia and gets a natural 7 for a result of 16. ( he's not wearing a hoodie. ) ( the hoodie's are on the ground. ) (Sorry, he was wearing something dark I thought.) [That said, Sonia brains the guy and he falls.] [Meanwhile, the chopper pulls up to the whole it just made, and a side door opens, revealing 3 people. One, as if to proove the GM can make attractive women without putting them in tight or skimpy outfits, is an attractive dark hair'd woman in a practical suit. An other is a spikey-dark-haired man with a big chin, wearing leather pants and a red jacket... and that's it. He doesn't look cold, despite it being winter.] [The third one is Brick.] * Sonia cocks her fist, flipping off the brain and blood. ~You need to hurry, Montana, the chopper's giving you friends.~ 2d6+7 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+7 for Montana and gets a natural 5 for a result of 12. 2d6+6 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+6 for Montana and gets a natural 6 for a result of 12. 2d6+6 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+6 for Montana and gets a natural 12 and a modified 18, a CRITICAL SUCCESS! "Astonishing! May I borrow your pituitary gland for a moment? You'll get it back good as new, I promise!" 2d6+6 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+6 for Montana and gets a natural 5 for a result of 11. 2d6+6 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+6 for Montana and gets a natural 8 for a result of 14. [Nigel can see the second man on the ground limping away. Unfortunately 3 guys in hoodies are between him and Nigel.] * Montana comms, ~I could really use some fucking help here! There's a TK or somethin' and THREE of those guys, including Mr. Invincible!~ ( Nigel's turn ) (These guys are within melee range, right?) ["This needn't end in fighting, Winthrop," says one of the men. "Hand us the sword."] ( Yep ) ~ Workin on it, I'd swear the convergance point for these guns is behind me somewhere.~ (I think they're mistaken!) (I think there will definitely be fighting.) ( Prolly! ) * Nigel shakes his head. "Hey. You know... you're right! There doesn't have to be fighting, if you lot would stop attacking us." He swings his sword at the one who just talked. 2d6+6 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+6 for Nigel and gets a natural 11 for a result of 17. [Nigel slashes the man in the shoulder. He grimaces, clutching at it, then points at him. "Then you shall die for your crimes!"] [His two cronies move in, flanking Nigel as they slash with their sickle swords.] 2d6+6 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+6 for Nigel and gets a natural 3 for a result of 9. 2d6+5 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+5 for Nigel and gets a natural 8 for a result of 13. [Nigel manages to parry one of the blades aside, but the other cuts a shallow wound in his arm.] [Sonia!] (So, let me be sure on this. There is a helicopter basically directly below me? What's below the helicopter? The guys Nigel's fighting?) ( Yep. ) (Right.) * Sonia pulls a silver bead out of one of her pockets as she runs over to the side of the building and looks down at the chopper. She comms, ~Giving the helicopter something it can feel,~ before winging the explosive directly towards it, on the topside. (Total attack, objective is to blow up the rotor, sending it down.) 2d6+9 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+9 for Sonia and gets a natural 9 for a result of 18. (Nice roll!) ( Which one is it? ) (?) (Hopefully not the one I'm in!) (Oh. (Sonic Bead.) [The bead explodes, damaging the chopper's rotors. It spins out of control towards the ground, making a crash landing a good distance away from Nigel.] 2d6+6 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+6 for Montana and gets a natural 3 for a result of 9. [Gordo] * Gordo spends an action flipping on the spotlight on his chopper and looking for the guys fighting with Nigel. Assuming he does, he shoots them! 2d6+7 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+7 for Gordo and gets a natural 2 and a modified 9, a CRITICAL FAILURE! "We've developed an implantable luck generator you could try, if you aren't using that liver..." (... Or I could take out some of the guarden topiary...) (that'sa no good) [Gordo's guns jam. Cheap Italian goods.] ~FUUUUUCK~ ( I lol'd ) ( Doing anything with your second action? ) (Uh... I can't. I got no guns.) ( I thought you'd land and challeng them to a kilt-modelling contest, but ok. ) [Montana's turn] [Gordo sees the guys from the chopper escaping on foot. Seems they've given up. ] ~ Movement from the other chopper, looks like they're buggin out.~ (Which guys, the ones from the downed chopper?) 2d6+6 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+6 for Montana and gets a natural 5 for a result of 11. [Nigel!] * Nigel winces and then lunges forward, slashing on the guy who likes to talk again. ~Hey. When you chaps have a minute, I could use some help down here.~ 2d6+6 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+6 for Nigel and gets a natural 7 for a result of 13. [Nigel strikes him in the shoulder, causing him to stagger back. He looks like he's barely standing, still, but he musters enough energy to attack, along with his buddies.] ( 3 def rolls ) 2d6+6 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+6 for Nigel and gets a natural 7 for a result of 13. 2d6+5 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+5 for Nigel and gets a natural 6 for a result of 11. 2d6+4 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+4 for Nigel and gets a natural 12 and a modified 16, a CRITICAL SUCCESS! "Ah, then this IS the reality where you're kicking ass. My apologies, I'll amend my notes." [Nigel is able to parry and dodge all of the attacks, even managing to disarm one of the men, sending his blade into the bushes. He snarls and draws a small, odd looking knife with a leaf-shaped blade.] [Sonia] (I'll take my other action after Sonia then) (Or just in my normal slot in the rotation now that I'm looking at init! XD) * Sonia looks down at Nigel and his attackers, levels her gun down at the leader-looking guy, and takes a shot at him! (Total attack.) 2d6+9 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+9 for Sonia and gets a natural 4 for a result of 13. ( They may be out of range. ) ( Need to mathcraft a bit ) (I have Dead Eye.) (There are penalties for being out of range, and dead eye reduces them) ( Fair enough ) ( Cept I dunno what the penalties are ) (Sonia can shoot double standard range without penalty.) ( Oh, then it's no prob ) [Sonia hits the guy, and he goes down.] [Gordo!] ( Wait ) ( Not Gordo! ) * Sonia comms, after shooting the guy in the back with a sonic pulse, ~Evening it, Gelly?~ 2d6+6 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+6 for Montana and gets a natural 10 for a result of 16. [Gordo's turn now] ~Oi, Nigel! Duck! ~ * Gordo drops the helecopter down to try and run the people that Nigel's fighting down. * Nigel ducks! 2 2d6+8 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2 2d6+8 for Gordo and gets a natural ( 12 9 ) for a result of ( 20 17 ). (EAT CRITS AND DIE!) ( Well, um... ) [The remaining two guys in hoodies get helicopter'd.] [Montana!] Don't envy the sod's mop that all up. 2d6+6 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+6 for Montana and gets a natural 4 for a result of 10. * Sonia curls her lip at the bloodbath, then comms, ~Clear out here. Comin' in?~ * Montana comms, ~Yeah.~ [Nigel!] (What's left?) (All known active opponents outside are down.) ( Yep. Only thing left is inside the museum itself ) (Which Montana is currently trying to get out of, right?) ( Yep! ) * Nigel heads for the chopper. ~Hey. Gordo. Mind giving me a lift... no pun intended." (s/"/~) ~S'what I get paid for.~ [Nigel gets to the choppa.] [Sonia!] * Sonia jumps over the side of the building, her metal suit's parts slightly adhering to the wall as she crawls down into the hole to join Montana in Partyland. (Does that take my whole turn?) (Or do I get to sling down and shoot someone in the back of the head?) ( Mm, gimme an acro roll ) 2d6+5 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+5 for Montana and gets a natural 6 for a result of 11. 2d6+8 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+8 for Sonia and gets a natural 11 for a result of 19. [Is Gordo] * Gordo drops the helecopter the ground for Nigel to get on. "What floor you getting off on?" * Sonia comms, from inside the museum, ~Shiho's on the roof alone, the other thief's running.~ Roof then? * Nigel nods. "Roof, good sir." * Gordo flies Nigel up to the roof and lets him back out. [Montana] 2d6+7 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+7 for Montana and gets a natural 7 for a result of 14. * Wingdance has joined #mc5 (I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry! I was baking cupcakes for the people at work for the last three hours and totally forgot!) * Wingdance is now known as Shiho ( .-. ) (Shiho lives!) (Interesting timing. Shiho is going to wake up to Nigel dragging her to a chopper) (I was cleaning up the dishes and thinking I felt like there was something else I should've been doing!) [Suddenly Shiho the hamster is roused by the delicious candy smell coming from Montana's kitchen.] (;_:) (Shiho got stun-gunned to unconscious: she's in the helicopter, and all the enemies outside are down.) [Nigel's turn] * Nigel runs over to where Shiho is down, lifts her up, and starts to carry her to he chopper. ~Special delivery, Gordo.~ [And then Shiho wakes up.] [In some amount of pain.] [And in Nigel's arms, for that matter.] * Nigel looks down at the now awake, Shiho. "'morning, miss." * Shiho wakes up, looking up at Nigel. "Oww- what's happening?" [Also Sonia.] I'm being carried, that was a stupid question. Are we retreating or did we win? * Nigel thinks for a moment. "Well... that's a more difficult question to answer than one might think. We defeated this lot... but I haven't seen my brother yet. So we may or may not have gotten what we came for." 2d6+9 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+9 for Sonia and gets a natural 11 for a result of 20. (Presumably Nigel can set Shiho down in the chopper like nowish?) ( Sure! ) * Shiho is set down by Nigel and gets into the chopper. "Thank you for carrying me while I pretended I was a Regency heroine." 2d6+6 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+6 for Montana and gets a natural 6 for a result of 12. Welcome back to Air Gordo, where we'll be taking off now. * Nigel sits down next to her and nods to Shiho. "Not at all... Was my pleasure." * Nigel then adds. "Are you okay?" 2d6+3 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+3 for Sonia and gets a natural 8 for a result of 11. ext to her and nods to Shiho. "Not at all... Was my pleasure." [23:36] * Nigel then adds. " 2d6+6 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+6 for Sonia and gets a natural 5 for a result of 11. * Shiho shifts in her seat a little. "Not fantastic, but I could probably run for my life if I needed to. I'll say I'm okay enough." [Gordo's turn!] * Gordo takes off again. "See anything down there?" (Holding action until there's something to do that doesn't involve flying into the building.) [Montana!] * Nigel nods to Shiho. "Good enough, then." And looks out the side, waiting for something to happen. * Montana comms, ~Sonia's down, bring gas masks.~ (Do we have any of those?) 2d6+7 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+7 for Montana and gets a natural 6 for a result of 13. ( Prolly not :D ) * Shiho sighs as she moves carefully out of her seat to look for gas masks. (You guys are slackers, I'm telling you.) [Nigel's turn] (Oh, forgot turns ) (/me sighs. Nevermind that then.) ( Dun't matter, you don't have any unless you actually bought one :P ) (Not doing anything until there is something to do, and since Nigel is not flying the vehicle, he can't do much yet. =P) [Shiho?] (Gordo can use his held turn!) (Fly down to the empty hole in the wall of the museum and see what there is to shoot or kill or save for people.) * Gordo takes his turn and moves the chopper to the hole in side of the building. * Shiho looks for gas masks anyway, because her player has confirmation but she doesn't. We even have gasmasks on this crate? [Shiho finds no gas masks!] ~I don't see any gas masks, sorry.~ * Montana comms, ~Then hold your fucking breath!~ 2d6+6 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+6 for Montana and gets a natural 11 for a result of 17. [Gordo!] * Sonia is just inside the hole, on the ground, in a cloud of gas, coughing violently! ( Gordooo ) * Gordo can't fit the helecopter in the hole, but he can try and blow some of the gas away with the downdraft! 2d6+8 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+8 for Gordo and gets a natural 8 for a result of 16. [Gordo manages to blow most of the gas away, rescuing Sonia from possible death. She's still stuck coughing a bit, though.] [Montana] 2d6+6 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+6 for Montana and gets a natural 8 for a result of 14. ( Must end soon ) (I think we're almost done!) (Do I need to acro to not faceplant?) [Suddenly Montana jumps out a window!] ( Yez ) 2d6+10 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+10 for Montana and gets a natural 6 for a result of 16. [And keeps running down the side of the building.] [Nigel and Shiho] (Can I jump out and get Sonia into the chopper?) (AFK one min to feed cats) ( Sure ) (back) * Nigel jumps out of the chopper, rushes over, and starts to drag Sonia, but damn she's heavy. "Miss, you're going to have to give me some help here." * Sonia coughs out a, "Tryin'... just... gimme a nano..." * Shiho sees Nigel struggling and jumps out to help him, after taking a breath to brace herself. She holds on to Sonia from the other side. "Come on, one of us swooning is bad enough." [Tilda apparently does not follow Montana out, so... Gordo!] * Gordo waits for everybody to get back in the choppah. [Montana!] * Sonia lets out a weak laugh that turns into a cough. "Gonna... talk to Monty... 'bout his taste in women..." He's got you on his side, that counts for a whole lot of good, right? * Montana keeps running at full speed, trying to put distance between him, the museum, and any other destruction (such as knocked out/dead people, burning choppers...). He also starts looking for a good place to hide while waiting for a pick up. (When I get out of cough, the plan is to jump out the window, land on the ground, and swirl my suit back out into a car so we can grab Montana and get out of here.) ( Guess we're out of combat ) (Am I also out of cough?) ( Yep ) * Sonia gets close to the hole and manages a few good breaths, then stands on her own. "We'll go get Montana... finish the plan up..." * Sonia nods at Shiho, then says, "Get goin'." * Montana ducks into an alley and behind a dumpster, where he crouches and examines the satchel and its contents for bugs, explosives, etc. If you're sure... 2d6+6 * Chibi_Vernon rolls 2d6+6 for Montana and gets a natural 11 for a result of 17. * Sonia nods and waves with her hand slightly. "Go, I know how to drive." * Shiho waits a moment for Sonia to change her mind before jumping back to the chopper. She practically falls into her chair. "Ugh, I'd rather jump in front of bullets." * Nigel nods. "As long as you're alright... We'll meet up with you afterwards." He then heads back to the chopper. [Montana finds no bugs or explosives! He does find a hairbrush though.] * Sonia nods, then goes over the edge of the building, sliding down the wall with her suit providing the grip. Once she hits the ground the suit oozes off of her into the sleek shape of her car and she coughs again as she gets in and they take off to find Montana. * Gordo waits for Nigel to get back in and then takes off for wherever the plan says to ditch the helecopter. ( K.... I'ma call it an end soon ) * Montana pulls it out, looks at it, and chuckles to himself. If he runs into her again, well. He comms, now much more calm: ~Get Sonia?~ (That's good, because we're basically done!) ~She's fine.~ * Nigel comms back. ~You could say that...~ [End!]