[Meanwhile you guys watch stuff on the monitor! With Sun and Fatima milling about if you want to talk to them.] * Yoshiko looks up at the monitor, with a little worrying. She gives Sun a slight smile. "Billie will be fine. She's really tough." And a better fighter than the two of us combined when she has to be. * Yoshiko puts her finger up to her lips, then smirks. "I can't say for myself. But possibly for Josh." I ment me and Sun. You I know would just zap me. * Yoshiko motions with her fingers, and a brief point of light shimmers around them then dissipates. "What makes you think that?" Call it a hunch. * Yoshiko looks disgusted at the blob. "How can someone be that big and LIVE? I mean, he'd have trouble even just walking around a house and not knocking it over." * Josh eyes him. "Gravity control and he's just a giant baloon?" * Yoshiko shakes her head. "Can't be. Balloons don't leave craters. Except for lead balloons, but those are weird." Weirder than this? * Yoshiko hmms. "Only at twenty meters above the tree line." * Josh blinks. "I'll... take your word for that." And man, I don't want to get close enough to that wolverine clone to smell him, let alone try something like that. Who? Short guy with the claws, looks just like fictional character. Oh Fuck that looks like it hurts. * Yoshiko winces. "Ew, why do people FIGHT with those things? It just ends so bloody!" Because not all of us know how to use magic for hurting people a long way away. At least it doesn't leave blood flying all over the place. That's going to leave *stains* you know. And not everyone has little tricks to remove that sort of thing from their clothes. It attracts vampires too. Not something I've had to worry about. But you should! Vampires are very dangerous. And really fucking rare on boats. * Yoshiko considers. "Yeah, they don't like boats. It's the lack of shade. Although I know one that carried around an umbrella so she could walk in the day." It was either that or she was going to block out the sun with red mist. The parosol was a better option for everyone involved. [A vampiric boat appears!] They... traditionaly have a weakness to open water... (What, seriously?) [Actually it's just a really, REALLY good looking guy. He's kinda slim, kinda tall, really good looking, blue eyed, hair blond and tied into a ponytail, and really good looking.] (And flowing water too) ["Hello," he says with a British accent, "Mind if I sit here ey wot?" And then he does, whether you like it or not.] Actually, it's just run- Oh hi there! ( Mind rolls! ) (This memory?) (I don't have a bonus, just curious.) (11 for Yoshiko, 12 for Yuki.) (I critfailed!) [You totally don't know this guy! .... big surprise.] Not at all. ["Lovely. So, that's your friends up there, eh wot?"] ( This guy will not get annoying in the future! ) * Yoshiko nods. "Yup!" Indeed. ["Hmm... Well they seem to be doing fairly well so far. Cor, they ain't dead yet, eh wot wot wot?"] What's your name, anyways? Sorry, but I don't remember you. ["Bah, what's in a name?" He thumps his chest. "It's in here what counts, eh wot wot wot wot wot?"] I'll just call you Wot then. ["Or you can call me Corvius. Not that it matters, eh wot wot?"] Wot! That's a good name. Or Corvius. Not too much, nope. But I need people to mention when they ask for references. I'll be sticking with Wot, I get the feeling that there won't be much confusion. ["Quite right."] ["So... Word has it that you're looking for someone connected to a fellow with a funny name. Quite right, eh wot wot wot wot wot wot wot wot wot wot wot?"] * Yoshiko bows her head slightly, then gives a sly evil grin. "Depends on who's asking." She brightens her smile afterwards. "But it's a possibility." * Josh shrugs helplessly. * Yuki has joined #Josh ["Well, I s'pose I'm asking, eh wot?"] * Yoshiko looks back and up at the man. "What're you saying you know? I don't suppose you'll give me a clue?" We might to trade a clue for clue, or even a name for a name, eh Mr. Wot? ["I know a thing or to, eh wot? About this man or woman you're seeking and his or her ties to the fellow with the funny name. I may even know where you can find him or her. The real question, then, is what you can do for me. Eh wot wot wot wot wot wot wot wot wot wot wot wot wot?"] Wot you wanting, then? [He taps his chin. "Hmm... How about a night of hot steamy love with her," he points at the monitor, towards Raxa. "Eh wot?"] * Josh looks down at the field. "And if that can't be arranaged? Perhaps on account of being dead or disagreeable?" * Yoshiko thinks, then looks up and down at the annoying, but handsome, Brit. "If she's not too beat up, though, I don't think she would mind." [He smiles. "Now now, we both know being dead wouldn't be much of a setback for her. But failing that, I suppose you'd simply have to owe me a favor, eh wot?"] Ahh, yes, I think what you want can, be arranged. Wait, being dead? Why do you think her being dead wouldn't be a problem for her? Because my dear Yoshiko, I do belive this is the man we've been looking for. But I of course, could be wrong. [He smiles again, but this time something seems hidden in it. "Well, there's only one sort of person who would ask about the fellow you seek, eh wot?"] Oh, I guess that would be the case. * Yuki rubs her head into Yoshiko's hand, who then rubs Yuki behind the ears. Anyway, I'll see about introductions after they're done down there. * Josh turns to pay attention to the fight agian. * Yoshiko twiddle her thumbs as she looks back to the screen, then at Wot again. [He watches blissfully.] Okay, next time I don't tell them not to get hurt. Why's that? Because that way they won't go out of their way to disobey. There! Finally one of them doesn't get hit. * Yoshiko peers at that guy with the claws. "Hey. Are those claws made out of... *bone?* Wouldn't that really hurt if it was broken?" He probably regenerates. So they'll just grow back. [Corvius whistles Dixie. Fer serious.] ( Sorry, I really don't know what to do for you guys. I did my plot thing :X ) * Josh turns to Wot. "Do they sell popcorn?" ["Sure do! To the audience. This is a prison, not a theatre, eh wot?"] Hard to tell from here. ["Gladitorial sports have always been popular, eh wot?"] I prefer more elaborate and colorful displays of combat. This one is pretty monocromatic. Yeah, it's so RED. And black. Like some sort of badly done comic. At least they're doing better now. There we go! Electricity. Getting electrocuted isn't very pleasant, I must say. You speak from experience? ... Damnit Billie, don't give her the spear back! * Yoshiko nods to Josh. Well, if she can't hang onto the spear, it's better than getting reallyhurt over it. ... Yeah. * Josh winces. "Just not her day." [Corvius winces. "Gross."] * Yoshiko winces. "Oh, that's just not right." * Josh winces. "C'mon Raxa stop getting hit." * Yoshiko mmmms. "Come on, you can do it." ["Eh... Not gonna be much of a hot steamy night if she's in this condition, eh wot?"] I don't know, maybe you're into that sort of thing? There are some people who are... they're really creepy, though. Yeaah, s'why I brought up the whole not available thing earlier. ["I'd rather the non-bloody version, eh wot."] So would I... so would I. * Yoshiko eyes the fight. "So... anyways. That was creepy." * Josh eyes Wot. "Yeah, you have anything you're willing to share for free at this point?" ["Heh. No."] Was worth a shot. ["Nothing in life is free, eh wot?"] Raxa really isn't looking very good. * Josh shakes his head. "Not at all." ["My... They sure are a bloodthirsty bunch, eh wot?"] Yeah... Raxa's really not looking good down there. I think it's where we are. It makes people want to do things they wouldn't normally. ["Hmmmm... Does it make them want to? Maybe it just allows them to do the things they don't normally do because they can't, eh wot?"] * Josh shrugs. "I certainly wouldn't try the food here if I was someplace else." [He laughs. "That we can agree on, eh wot?"] Holy fuck! What the HECK?! ["I like a little fire in a woman, eh wot."] I, uh... I don't remember her going all berserk crazy. Maybe we should talk to her about that. That is an excellent plan. ["Your friends are about to be in for a world of hurt, eh wot?"] Just gotta take out the fat la.... That actually worked in my head. * Yoshiko sighs. "Well, this is gonna suck." [Sun cries out as Logan stabs the guy, then starts crying.] * Yoshiko hugs Sun the instat she bursts out crying, trying to cover her eyes from the monitor. "It's okay, it's okay." [Corvius stands up. "Quite a show, eh wot. I'll see you in a few days. Let me know the lovely lady's response to my proposal. Ta-ta!" He walks across the room, and then suddenly vanishes. Nobody notices this. In fact nobody seems to have noticed him at all except for you.] ... Don't call us, we'll call you... ( Back to the other channel!)