[20:20:19] [ Last time, on Sorta-Kinda-But-Not-Really-One-Shot-Theatre! The Principal, who turned out to be a tall sexy freckled woman with demon horns and wings, made an explosive appearance (*is whacked* Ow!)! And that just about brings us to now, with Our Would-Be-Heros facing off against her! ] [20:20:24] [ Session Start! ] [20:20:30] [ Or resume. ] [20:20:38] [ Or whatever. Y'know. Go. ] [20:20:42] [ ...yeah. ] [20:21:27] ( What, you're not going to banter with the villain first? I'm dissapointed. ;_; ) [20:21:28] (I believe Atsuko just made a speech.) [20:21:37] ( We bantered with him last session. :P ) [20:21:38] (So it's really Chelsea's ball. :P) [20:21:46] (Did I say Chelsea? I mean nameless freckled demon. ^_~) [20:21:53] ( *snicker*' ) [20:21:54] ( Shh! >.> <.< ) [20:22:01] (Banter banter banter... that good?) [20:22:08] ( Hee. ) [20:22:23] * Yu-Mei is now known as Demon [20:23:56] * Miya is still sweatdropping from the speech. You'd think Atsuko was a magical girl or something. [20:24:13] * Demon pouts. "Unforgiveable? Oh, dear! And I was so dearly hoping to be forgiven for my evil ways, too." She grins. "Ah well. Any more questions or proclamations of love and justice before I pass you along to the next life?" [20:24:29] * Atsuko looks around, and grins sheepishly. "Sorry. It just seemed appropriate." [20:24:35] Yeah. Would you rather be burned to a crisp or frozen solid? [20:24:46] * Saki rolls her eyes. [20:25:12] You're not going to kill any of us. [20:25:25] Frozen solid. I can melt my way out of that. [20:25:25] Yeah... I hope. [20:25:37] Oh good. I'll fry your ass then. [20:25:46] ( Not a magical girl yet. Just an overly dramatic amateur actress. ^_^ ) [20:25:55] (Hamming it up!) [20:26:10] (You porker) [20:26:16] (Lazy bacon.) [20:26:25] (Lazy worm!) [20:26:26] Of course not. Where'd the fun in that be? I'm just going to string you all up over a pit somewhere. Trust me, I an get you to the next life without bothering to kill you. [20:26:34] (Lazy HAIRLESS worm!) [20:26:39] * Miako growls. [20:26:57] * Saki yawns. "Are you done yet?" [20:26:58] ( ;_; Wah! I'm just a little chubby. ;_; ) [20:27:07] Ewww... that doesn't sound too comfortable. [20:27:19] * Miya shakes her head and falls into a fighting stance. Her eyes flash with anger. "I won't let you." [20:27:24] But what say we have some fun first? I'm sure you're all just itching to end my reign of terror, or whatever you kids call it nowadays. And yes, I'm done. [20:27:30] Saki needs Ranged Defense. [20:27:31] * Misa growls and gets into a battle stance. "Just try it." [20:27:47] 2d6-2 [20:27:47] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Saki (2d6-2) and gets 6. [20:27:55] ( Made by 1 ) [20:27:56] * Eui-Tae hides behind one of the various furnishings in the room. [20:27:57] * Atsuko frowns at the demon. "Badguys like you never win in the end." [20:28:12] Evil shall be hunted. [20:28:24] Go get him!... I'll be behind you... WAY behind you. [20:28:38] * Atsuko looks for cover. [20:28:49] Err... her... yeah. [20:28:53] Saki takes a dagger to her gut. A burning sensation begins to spread from the wound. [20:29:03] Everyone roll init! [20:29:08] d6+6 [20:29:08] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Miako (d6+6) and gets 11. [20:29:11] d6+6 [20:29:11] d6+4 [20:29:11] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eui-Tae (d6+6) and gets 9. [20:29:11] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Atsuko (d6+4) and gets 6. [20:29:13] d6+9 [20:29:13] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Saki (d6+9) and gets 12. [20:29:18] d6+7 [20:29:19] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Miya (d6+7) and gets 10. [20:29:36] d6+7 [20:29:36] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Misa (d6+7) and gets 9. [20:32:27] Oder: Saki, Miako, Miya, Demon, Misa, Eui-Tae, Atsuko. [20:32:45] ( Oder? Do we smell? ) [20:32:51] (Yes.) [20:33:14] ( Yes, you do. Terribly. ) [20:33:17] Saki's turn! [20:34:07] * Saki pulls the dagger out and stares at the wound for a sec. Then she looks up at the demon and growls. "You little %$^%@$, I'll blow your goddamn head off!" She whips out a double-barrelled shotgun and fires. [20:34:24] 2d6-3 [20:34:24] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Saki (2d6-3) and gets 7. [20:34:37] ( ... Well. What Saki did we get? ) [20:34:41] ( Made by 1, so that's both hits ^^ ) [20:34:48] (A TSoaC Saki, but I'm not sure which one.) [20:34:53] ( The first one, actually. ) [20:34:57] ( Yay. ) [20:35:26] ( Though it gets harder and harder to keep them straight :P ) [20:35:33] * Atsuko blanches at Saki's choice of words. Her poor, innocent ears. [20:36:05] The demon dodges with amazing speed, but can't avoid all the shot from the shotgun. Most of it is deflected by a shimmering field, although some gets through. [20:36:49] Miako's turn! [20:37:21] * Miako ROARS, and leaps towards then demon, her arm stretched out with claws displayed. She swings at the demon, trying to cut her up [20:37:27] 2d6-5 [20:37:27] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Miako (2d6-5) and gets 6. [20:37:41] ( Made it just on. ^_^; ) [20:38:22] The demon spins to one side, avoiding the swing. Miya's turn! [20:38:33] * Miako snarls [20:38:53] * Miya dashes over to the demon, lashing a kick at her as soon as she's in range. [20:38:57] 2d6-3 [20:38:57] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Miya (2d6-3) and gets 4. [20:39:29] Miya misses! [20:39:54] * Miya growls and follows it up with a roundhouse. [20:39:56] 2d6-3 [20:39:56] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Miya (2d6-3) and gets 6. [20:41:10] Miya connects this time, kicking the demon in her gut. The demon grimaces. [20:41:53] * Miya hops back and looks at her evenly. [20:43:07] The demon looks right back at Miya, but holds her hand out in Saki's direction. Her hand emits a ray of something black and ugly that streaka towards Saki, who needs a ranged defense roll. [20:43:34] 2d6-2 [20:43:34] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Saki (2d6-2) and gets 5. [20:43:39] ( Made by... 2 ) [20:44:40] Saki is hit! The black ugly ray slams into her! [20:44:54] * Saki is having the worst luck today @_@ [20:45:02] Saki! [20:45:26] Saki-san! [20:45:43] Hey! Are you okay? [20:46:19] * Saki spits out blood, giving the demon a death glare. [20:46:24] * Miya breaks her attention from the demon and looks over at Saki. [20:46:24] The demon drops back into a ready stance, and it's now Misa's turn! [20:47:57] * Misa growls and chants a spell. Her sword begins glowing with a awesome light. She rushes forward and slashes at the demon. [20:47:58] 2d6-4 [20:47:59] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Misa (2d6-4) and gets 6. [20:48:03] ( Made it by 2. ) [20:49:13] Misa strikes the demon with her awesomely glowing sword! Which is awesome. And glowing! The sword passes through the demon's field, but she grins and bears it. [20:49:29] Eui-Tae's turn! [20:51:43] * Eui-Tae points his ring above the Demon... "Wind!" [20:51:46] 2d6 [20:51:47] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eui-Tae (2d6) and gets 8. [20:52:39] A very slight breeze kicks up, but doesn't seem to accomplish anything. [20:52:47] Atsuko's turn! [20:53:07] I knew there was something wrong with this thing... [20:53:08] * Atsuko runs and hides behind the demon's desk. [20:53:15] (Good girl.) [20:53:37] Thankfully, the demon's desk does not attempt to devour Atsuko. [20:53:57] It is once more Saki's turn! [20:54:02] (But it does try to chew on her foot?) [20:54:10] ( No. ) [20:54:25] (Just a little nibble?) [20:54:57] ( NO. ) [20:54:58] * Saki shoots the demon with the shotgun again. [20:55:05] 2d6-3 [20:55:05] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Saki (2d6-3) and gets 1. [20:55:07] ( Meanies. ;_; ) [20:55:16] ( Made by 8. Finally a good roll :P ) [20:55:23] (Mmmm... toejammie...) [20:55:28] (Eew.) [20:55:42] (Yeah, you're right... that is kinda gross.) [20:55:48] The demon is hit by the shot! Again, a lot of it is blocked by the Shimmering Field of Mystery, but a lot more gets through this time. [20:56:18] Miako's turn! [20:57:27] * Miako leaps towards the demon again, swinging her claws [20:57:29] 2d6-5 [20:57:29] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Miako (2d6-5) and gets 3. [20:57:37] ( By 3. ) [21:02:37] The demon staggers under Miako's mighty blow, and when she looks up her face is bloodied. "Wretched.. *thing*." [21:02:51] * Miako ROARS back at the Demon [21:03:37] The demon roars back, emitting a shockwave. Everyone but Atsuko make body rolls at +3. [21:03:44] 2d6+3 [21:03:44] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Miako (2d6+3) and gets 7. [21:03:48] 2d6+3 [21:03:48] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Miya (2d6+3) and gets 11. [21:03:49] ( Any mods? ) [21:03:49] ( Made by 3. ) [21:03:52] 2d6+3 [21:03:53] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eui-Tae (2d6+3) and gets 10. [21:03:54] (HAW! No.) [21:04:00] 2d6+3 [21:04:01] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Saki (2d6+3) and gets 8. [21:04:02] (Failed by... a lot...) [21:04:03] ( Acrobatics or anything similar? ) [21:04:08] ( Nope ) [21:04:12] ( Yes. Each level of Hearing adds another +1 penalty. ) [21:04:14] ( Oh, wait! Yes! ) [21:04:24] 2d6+3 [21:04:25] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Misa (2d6+3) and gets 9. [21:04:26] ( No. ) [21:04:29] (No fair. Saki got a low roll. ;_;) [21:04:30] ( I forgot about my hideously high body score :P ) [21:04:50] ( Saki also got hit twice. Very painfully :P ) [21:04:59] (Shh. ;P) [21:07:12] Everyone who failed takes 15 damage, everyone who made it only takes 7. Atsuko takes none, being clever enough to have taken shelter. Regardless, all your ears are ringing, now. [21:07:34] Ow! [21:07:43] * Miya grimaces and covers her ears. "That hurts!" [21:07:54] * Miako bares her fangs... [21:08:15] * Eui-Tae covers his ears. [21:08:22] * Saki winces. [21:09:22] Despite this, you all clearly hear the demon say "Fine. You win, 'heroes'. The students from this world go free to die in the harsh badlands beyond." She grins wide, then, baring red-stained teeth. "You have no such luck, however." [21:09:54] Mmm, no. How about you send 'em back? [21:10:05] To where you took them. Or we kick your ass some more. [21:10:16] Send them back... [21:11:06] You all feel power building as the demon begins chanting rapidly, and then the world turns inside-out and you feel an upleasant wrenching sensation in your guts. [21:11:21] * Saki grumbles. "I am so damn SICK of being labled a hero." [21:11:25] And then you are abruptly somewhere else. [21:11:34] * Eui-Tae doesn't feel too good anymore... Not like he did in the first place. [21:11:39] Ooogh... [21:11:44] Ggghhh. [21:11:48] Ggg. [21:12:17] * Miya groans and curls up on the ground. "What- what?" [21:12:33] * Atsuko opens her eyes and looks around. "What happened?" [21:12:36] * Saki staggers a bit, but manages to keep standing. [21:16:26] You find yourself on top of a tall cliff. And by 'tall' I mean that if you look over the cliff, you can see clouds miles below you. Thirty feet along the cliff from you is a waterfall that comes down from somewhere else that is obscured in another band of clouds above you. [21:16:50] * Miako squints, and tries to get her bearings. She shifts into her normal form [21:16:52] * Miya climbs slowly to her feet and looks around. [21:16:55] * Atsuko blinks. "...huh?" [21:17:04] Where did he send us, Mya? [21:17:14] Where are we? [21:17:17] * Misa looks around. [21:17:20] * Eui-Tae pulls out his cell-phone and tries to get a signal. [21:17:34] Oddly enough, your ears don't pop when you suddenly appear here, despite the apparently great altitude. The top of the cliff where you are standing is covered with soft green grass, and the river produced by the water falling from nowhere is lined with tall, splendid oaks. [21:17:34] Looks like Mt. Generic outside of Freeport. [21:17:38] I hate when they do this. It's so lame. [21:17:44] * Miako looks aroud, suspiciously [21:17:53] (On a scale of one to five, this dimension is lame.) [21:18:02] ( Eui-Tae fails to get a signal. Again. ) [21:18:14] (Yup, very lame... This does not surpries me.) [21:18:27] This place is probably a trap... but which area is the dangerous bit -mya [21:18:54] * Saki laughs. "Here's a hint, don't jump off the cliff." [21:18:57] * Atsuko looks around in confusion. [21:18:58] It's pretty. [21:19:00] * Miya giggles. [21:19:02] * Misa ponders. [21:19:29] * Miya tries to find a path down. [21:19:43] It's beautiful...but why would that demon send us somewhere so nice? [21:19:51] It's a trap -mya [21:19:59] Of course it's a trap. [21:20:03] If... maybe we're stuck. [21:20:23] Obviously. [21:20:24] We're not stuck. [21:20:30] Oh? Why not? [21:20:51] * Miya looks up at Misa. [21:20:51] Well, first off, you've got me. Second off, we've got You. You've got that funky wind magic. [21:20:57] (And that's fun to type.) [21:20:58] A Feather Fall spell would be pretty easy. [21:21:03] Naturally, there is gradual slope leading away from the cliff's face. 'Cause if there wasn't, it wouldn't be a cliff. the river flows down thataway, too. [21:21:19] * Miya points. "We could just go that way." [21:21:27] * Miako nods [21:21:31] Heh... you don't want me to try that... I don't even know how to use this thing. [21:21:31] Where's the fun in that? [21:22:17] Um. I don't want to jump off a cliff? [21:22:22] Yeah. [21:22:28] Fine, fine. We'll walk. [21:22:38] Jumping would be a bad idea... let's just go down with the river. [21:22:41] Uhuh. [21:23:19] * Miya heads the way she indicated. [21:23:25] * Miako follows Miya [21:23:33] * Misa walks. [21:23:37] * Eui-Tae follows Miya and Miako. [21:23:46] * Saki staggers after them. [21:23:59] Are you okay back there Saki? [21:23:59] * Atsuko walks down with Miya. [21:24:22] Um...Misa-san...can you heal Saki-san? [21:24:30] ( No, she isn't. ::points and laughs at Saki:: ) [21:24:33] * Demon is now known as Yu-Mei [21:24:37] * Saki smirks. "Got hit by some weird stuff, but I'll live." [21:24:48] * Miya turns to look at Saki. "Do you need help?" [21:24:48] Uh, sure.. I can try. I'm pretty tired though. [21:27:59] * Misa walks over to Saki. "Hold still a minute." [21:28:15] 2d6-3 [21:28:15] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Misa (2d6-3) and gets 7. [21:28:22] * Saki does. "You sure you've got the strength for this?" [21:28:43] * Misa holds her hands out. A glowing energy surrounds Saki and she slowly starts to heal. "Regeneration!" [21:28:45] Yeah, I can handle it. [21:29:10] * Miako walks along, twitching her tail back and forth, occasionally sniffing the air [21:29:33] * Atsuko smiles at Misa. [21:29:50] * Miako nods approvingly. [21:30:02] * Misa keeps this up for two minutes, then stops. "Ok. That should keep ya goin'." [21:30:12] * Saki nods. "It'll do. Thanks." [21:30:57] * Miya makes sure Saki can walk on her own, then goes back to heading down the cliff. [21:31:22] Gah. Should tried to Syphon that damn demon. [21:31:42] Syphon? [21:31:43] * Atsuko goes back to walking down the hillside. [21:31:50] * Eui-Tae continues down the path after seeing Saki's okay. [21:31:56] Energy Syphon. A spell I can use to regain energy. [21:32:00] * Miako wipes the demon blood off her nails. [21:32:33] * Saki follows along, not staggering quite so much anymore. [21:32:33] Ah. Um, if you need energy, I guess you can borrow some of mine... [21:32:56] Are you sure that's safe Miya? [21:32:57] Naw, You're a friend. Not taking yours. [21:37:09] [ THE END... FOR NOW! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! HA. HAHA. YEAH. ]